This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, July 20 2020

06:00Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
06:25Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode watch an aspiring screenwriter, a man in a cape and a ninja battle it out. (S2, E15) 
10:00Wipeout USA Wipeout goes Down Under! Twenty Australians compete against each other including fisherman, an astrologer, a nurse and a professional dancer. (S2, E16) 
11:00Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
11:30Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
12:00Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
12:30Friends The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
13:00Bob's Burgers The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying. When he tries to he finds out that her dad writes jingles. (S3, E08) 
13:25Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
13:50Bob's Burgers Broadcast Wagstaff School News Tina vows to find the "mad pooper" running rampant at school. Meanwhile, Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob. (S3, E12) 
14:20Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
14:45Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
15:10The King of Queens Package Deal Doug considers getting a new job at FedEx. Carrie gets addicted to tanning cream after helping Lou Ferrigno spread it all over his body. (S3, E19) 
15:40The King of Queens Separation Anxiety During the Palmer's separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes care of the kids at Spence's house. (S3, E20) 
16:05The King of Queens Departure Time Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents while they have a short layover at Kennedy Airport on their way to Montreal. (S3, E21) 
16:35The King of Queens Swim Neighbours A hurricane destroys the fence separating the backyards of the Heffernans and the Sackskys (Bryan Cranston and Dee Dee Rescher). (S3, E22) 
17:00The Middle The Christmas Tree When Axl comes home from college for Christmas vacation there's trouble. Meanwhile, Sue has a severe allergic reaction to the Christmas tree - could Christmas be ruined? (S5, E09) 
17:30The Middle Sleepless in Orson Frankie and Mike become concerned about Brick when he starts expressing a host of irrational fears. Meanwhile, Sue is both disgusted and intrigued by Derrick Glossner. (S5, E10) 
18:00The Middle War of the Hecks The ultimate prank battle is on between brother and sister when Sue discovers that Axl stole Orson High's mascot head. Also, Frankie is forced to give up 'Colin Firth'. (S5, E11) 
18:30The Middle The Carpool With the bus drivers on strike, Principal Barker asks the parents to form carpools to get the kids to school. Meanwhile, Axl hits the books and becomes an expert in Astronomy. (S5, E12) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Be Nice Debra and Ray realize they are nicer to strangers than to each other. They decide to be nicer to their own families. But the situation gets awkward when they are just pretend-nice. (S3, E23) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Dancing With Debra On Ray's suggestion, Robert takes Debra swing dancing and they start to love it. Ray becomes a little jealous and tries to break them up, but gets caught. (S3, E24) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Moves Back Robert and Amy get back together and spend a night together in Robert's apartment, but the whole building ends up seeing them from their window. Robert is too embarrassed. (S3, E25) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond How They Met A flashback to when Ray and Debra first met. Ray is working as a futon delivery guy and he brings her a futon. Ray accidentally sees her naked. Season finale. (S3, E26) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; Youtube, hayfever, botox, a man given a new penis, the Mali army, horses on steroids, and a shark wrestling grandad. (S8, E02) 
22:00Gary And His Demons Gary The Bodyguard / The Seven: Gary has to stay close to a hentai tentacle demon. Then Gary's the downer at a meeting of the rising stars of demon fighters. (S1, E07) 
22:30South Park: Superheroes 'R' Us Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes... Professor Chaos! (S6, E06) 
23:00South Park: Superheroes 'R' Us Simpsons Already Did It (2): Professor Chaos gets distraught as he realises all of his plans have already appeared on The Simpsons! Cartman gets very excited about growing Sea People. (S6, E07) 
23:30South Park: Superheroes 'R' Us Good Times With Weapons After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Professor Chaos. (S8, E01) 
00:00Bob's Burgers: Uncensored God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins Bob inherits a storage unit from a dead relative, and finds a mentally-disturbed man inside who claims that he was once a clothing store mannequin! (S3, E09) 
00:30Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
01:00South Park: Superheroes 'R' Us Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes... Professor Chaos! (S6, E06) 
01:30South Park: Superheroes 'R' Us Simpsons Already Did It (2): Professor Chaos gets distraught as he realises all of his plans have already appeared on The Simpsons! Cartman gets very excited about growing Sea People. (S6, E07) 
02:00South Park: Superheroes 'R' Us Good Times With Weapons After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Professor Chaos. (S8, E01) 
02:30South Park: Superheroes 'R' Us The 'C**n: By day he is Eric Cartman, a fat fourth-grader. By night, he is The C**n, a crime fighting vigilante dressed in a raccoon outfit, desperate for attention. But who is Mysterion? (S13, E02) 
03:00Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Ixnay on the Oggie Day Charlie gets up close and personal with one of Chelsea's best friends, and Alan has an unexpected effect on a female patient, causing him a moral dilemma. (S7, E18) 
03:25Two And A Half Men: Uncensored I Called Him Magoo Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to get the "girlfriend experience" from a prostitute. (S7, E20) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel meets an emotional on-camera eater, discovers which skills Iranian soldiers have and listens to complaints from Twitter users about the issues in their cities. (S10, E16) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
04:30The Middle Thanksgiving II Mike invites his brother Rusty and his father for Thanksgiving. Frankie encourages Mike, with his brother and father, to talk about their feelings. (S2 E09) 
04:50The Middle A Simple Christmas Frankie's parents are in town for Christmas and the pair soon interfere in their daughter's plans for a quiet Christmas. Elsewhere, Axl builds Brick an igloo. (S2 E10) 
05:15The Middle Taking Back the House Frankie and Mike attempt to regain complete control of the household by ignoring the kids' demands for rides, foods, and services, and focusing on their own needs. (S2, E11) 
05:35The Middle The Big Chill Mike becomes mad at Frankie for accidentally spending $200 on eye cream; meanwhile, Axl must take care of an infant doll for health class, forcing Brick to bunk with Sue. (S2, E12) 
06:00Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14)