This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, May 28 2018

06:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
06:25Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
10:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
10:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
12:00Charlotte's Web Film After learning that a young pig's days are numbered, a spider (Julia Roberts) weaves an elaborate plan to save her friend from the butcher's block. Also features the voice of Steve Buscemi. (2006) 
13:50Are We Done Yet? Film Newlyweds Nick (Ice Cube) and Suzanne decide to move to the suburbs to provide a better life for their kids. But their idea of a dream home is disturbed by a contractor with a bizarre approach. (2007) 
15:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
16:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
20:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
20:30Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
21:00Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
21:30Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
22:00South Park: Season 18 #REHASH (1): Kyle is unimpressed with young kids watching others do stuff. Meanwhile, "Lorde" (Randy) is booked to play a concert with Nicki Minaj & Iggy Azalea - can he go through with it? (S18, E09) 
22:30South Park: Season 18 #HappyHolograms (2): Still burning over Ike calling him a Grandpa, Kyle teams up with some stars (including Bill Cosby!) to create the most extravagant televised Holiday Spectacular ever! (S18, E10) 
23:00South Park: Season 19 Stunning and Brave South Park's politically incorrect past catches up with it when the new principal at South Park Elementary lays down the law - and Cartman bears the brunt of his wrath! (S19, E01) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Honour Killings After Jeff inadvertently murders an alien on the planet Azuria, he is forced to kill a human on Earth in order to prevent an intergalactic war. Adult animation. (S1, E01) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Like a Boss Cleveland is upset when Tim gets a promotion over him at Waterman Cable, so he tries to sabotage him. (S2, E12) 
00:30The Cleveland Show A Short Story and a Tall Tale Cleveland gets in trouble after heckling the players at the NBA All Star Game, and Rallo makes friends with adult little person. (S2, E13) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser faces their fears in an elevator ride. (S1, E08) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; one prankster attends a rodeo. (S1, E09) 
02:00Corporate Trademarq Hampton DeVille partners with a street artist who vandalised the company's headquarters to sell anti-corporate merch and profit off its protesters. (S1, E04) 
02:30Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy marries a black guy, loses a tennis match, talks to God, and gets herpes. Paul Giamatti guests. (S2, E01) 
03:00Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy goes to prom, plays a violent video game, and eats a man's face. Zach Braff guests. (S2, E02) 
03:20Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy sails to India, flirts with a co-worker, and goes to the can to make some room. (S2, E03) 
03:40Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, the youthful Rhys James tells us all about his relationship, being a '90s kid, the joy of sleep, and even does a little rap. (S1, E06) 
04:05Animals Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous animal-themed videos on the internet. Tonight's features birds scaring tigers, giraffes kicking rhinos, and a lot of monkey business. (S1, E02) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Horse Rider-er Tina finally gets to attend horse camp, but realizes she must part ways with her imaginary horse, Jericho. Meanwhile, Linda creates a restaurant camp. (S6, E17) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Secret Admiral-irer Tina volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge, where her ideas of love and romance are tested. Meanwhile, Bob makes some new friends. (S6, E18) 
05:10Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
05:35Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
06:00The Middle The Safe Frankie begins dental hygienist school, Axl becomes attracted to his new tutor, and Sue and Brick find a new way to make money for the family. (S4, E07)