This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, February 20 2019

06:00Toddlers Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous toddler-themed videos on the internet, tonight's features a baby boxer and a sassy six year old. (S1, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
09:30Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
10:00Scrubs My Happy Place Sparks of an old romance re-ignite between J.D. and Elliot when they work together to urge the retired Dr. Kelso to find his new happy place. The Janitor is re-hired. (S8, E04) 
10:30Scrubs My ABCs J.D. learns that not even Elmo can teach the gift of compassion to those who don't care to learn. Elsewhere, Elliot gets scammed by intern Katie. Sesame Street Cameos. (S8, E05) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
13:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
13:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Secret Agent' Kim Utterson, 'The Flying Squirrel' Jennika, and 'The Wiggler' James Runcorn. (S3, E04) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the General rallies another one hundred troops for Runaway Rockaway, Turtle Path and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the Castle of Takeshi. (S2, E05) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants try to avoid and the pirates in Turtle Path before getting a soaking in Wet Paint. All of them aiming to storm the castle for victory. Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E06) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Granny Gets Busy Phil gets upset when he sees his mother spending time with a new man. The kids bet each other that they can't do something the other sex would normally do. (S2, E05) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Guess Who's Coming to Marry? Tensions spill over just before the wedding of Will's Aunt Janice when Will's mom meets Janice's intended, who is a white man. (S2, E06) 
17:00Scrubs My Cookie Pants Dr. Cox is up for the Chief of Medicine position, but he's not sure if he wants it. Eliot asks for Turk's help in reigniting the romance in her love life with J.D. (S8, E06) 
17:30Scrubs My New Role Dr. Cox has trouble adjusting to his new job as Chief of Medicine - who can help him? Carla gets in trouble with the other nurses because of her relationship with the doctors. (S8, E07) 
18:00Cloudy with a Chance of Meat... Film ...balls 2: Flint Lockwood now works at The Live Corp Company for his idol Chester V. But he soon learns that his most infamous machine is churning out menacing food-animal hybrids. (2013) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
21:00Your Face or Mine:Strictly Come... Dancing. Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Strictly Come Dancing's James and Ola Jordan to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S3, E05) 
21:30Your Face or Mine: TOWIE special Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for TOWIE's Yazmin Oukhellou and James Lock to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S3, E07) 
22:00I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Film Chuck (Adam Sandler) and Larry (Kevin James) are firefighters and best buddies. Larry, a widower, needs a big favour from Chuck for the sake of his kids: Pretend to be Larry's domestic partner. (2007) 
00:05Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; android sex dolls, micro piglets, outrageous flirting, provocative t-shirts for babies, and biscuit related injuries. 
01:00Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
02:00Da Ali G Show Anita Roddick and Ali discuss some interesting new products for Body Shop, Borat feels the passion of the Henley Regatta, and Jarvis insists on helping the aged. (S1, E06) 
02:40Nathan For You Taxi Service / Hot Dog Stand: Nathan comes up with a way to get a failing taxi company some much-needed press and implements a risky new line-cutting policy at a hot dog stand. (S2, E07) 
03:05Lip Sync Battle Plus-size model Ashley Graham goes head-to-head with Jermaine Fowler (Franco in sitcom "Superior Donuts") in the SSB arena. (S3, E22) 
03:30The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey is back! Scarlett Moffatt and Phil Wang join Chris in his basement for some suspicious cocktails, university revelations and ludicrous challenges! (S2, E01) 
03:55You're the Worst LCD Soundsystem Gretchen becomes fascinated by a slightly older, cool couple that appears to have it all. Jimmy employs a punishment-based system to ensure he meets his writing deadline. (S2, E09) 
04:20Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring... a dizzying display of guitar gymnastics, teachers getting their prank on, and a kiss cam kiss off. (S1, E06) 
05:10Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the General rallies another one hundred troops for Runaway Rockaway, Turtle Path and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the Castle of Takeshi. (S2, E05) 
05:35Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants try to avoid and the pirates in Turtle Path before getting a soaking in Wet Paint. All of them aiming to storm the castle for victory. Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E06) 
06:00Dumb Drivers Make You LOL Comedian selection of videos featuring motorists and motorcyclists getting into all sorts of scrapes, including show-offs behind the wheel, lucky escapes, and drivers versus the elements. (S3, E01)