This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, September 24 2019

06:00The U.S. Office Training Day With Michael preparing to leave for Colorado, his replacement, Deangelo Vickers (guest star Will Ferrell), arrives in town. Will they hit it off or is rivalry in the air? (S7, E20) 
06:25The U.S. Office Michael's Last Dundies It's that time of year again and Michael decides Deangelo (special guest-star Will Ferrell) should co-host The Dundies Awards with him - but he's not so sure... (S7, E21) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
09:30Friends The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
10:00Friends The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
10:30Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
11:00The Middle Fight or Flight After Axl graduates from college, he heads to Europe for the summer. Meanwhile Brick seeks out his old lawn chair and Sue panics after a minor car scratching incident. (S8, E23) 
11:30The Middle Vive La Hecks Axl returns home from his summer trip to Europe, sporting a man-bun and embracing a new, chill European outlook on life. (S9, E01) 
12:00The Middle Please Don't Feed The Hecks Frankie finds a way to get free and tasty meals from her neighbour Nancy, meanwhile Axl gets a new job as the school bus driver. (S9, E02) 
12:30The Middle Meet the Parents Axl invites Frankie and Mike to meet Lexie's parents, meanwhile Brick has a hard time getting arrested at the Sophomore Slammer fundraiser. (S9, E03) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Furry Friends The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give our furry friends the Most Ridiculous treatment. So prepare yourself for crazy cats, dumb dogs and loads of other pets causing chaos. (S3, E01) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Idiotic Infants Fancy the funniest clips on the internet? Well, your luck's in as Greg James gives kids the MR treatment. We've got bonkers babies, playground pratfalls and ludicrous little monsters. (S3, E02) 
14:00Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Pro Tiki/Con Tiki Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town and makes an offer to invest in the restaurant, which could use a much-needed makeover, but their decorating ideas don't exactly match. (S6, E15) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Bye Bye Boo Boo After hearing that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, Louise enters a contest that could finally give Tina a chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn about a mobster. (S6, E16) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Horse Rider-er Tina finally gets to attend horse camp, but realizes she must part ways with her imaginary horse, Jericho. Meanwhile, Linda creates a restaurant camp. (S6, E17) 
16:00Wipeout USA Couples meeting on a blind date compete on such obstacles as the Love Train and Big Balls before they are served face-plant parmigiana and flattening cannolis in the Wipeout Italian Kitchen. (S4, E31) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love at First Fight One of Vivian's students comes over for dinner and Will tries to impress her but fails. Eventually, Will wins her over but starts taking time away from her studies... (S1, E21) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Banks Shot Vivian goes away for the weekend, leaving Hilary in charge of the house. Will steals the car keys to go to the pool hall - he winds up losing his money and the car to a hustler. (S1, E22) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Nitro Circus.. ...Spectacular. Hosted by extreme sports superstar Travis Pastrana, the season finale features the guys tackling two high-stakes live punishments and a four-part obstacle course. (S9, E26) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges. 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Championship Sal, Q, Murr and Joe pit the their favourite pranks and punishments from the history of the series against each other, to find out which one takes the title. 
21:00Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
21:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
22:00South Park vs. Movies The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
22:30South Park vs. Movies The Passion of the Jew After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle. When Stan and Kenny see it, they hate it and harass a crazed Mel Gibson for their money back! (S8, E03) 
23:00South Park vs. Movies Insheeption Whilst in a group therapy session for hoarding, Stan is trapped inside the dream of school counsellor Mr Mackey along with a certain horror movie star of the '80s! (S14, E10) 
23:30South Park vs. Movies World War Zimmerman Cartman is having recurring nightmares that depict him as Brad Pitt in World War Z, but it's not zombies he's fighting, and Token is 'patient zero'! Hell breaks loose! (S17, E03) 
00:00South Park vs. Movies You're Getting Old (1): Stan's parents ban his from listening to a Tween Wave CD he got for his birthday, but when Stan starts agreeing with them the boys are not impressed. (S15, E07) 
00:30South Park vs. Movies The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
01:00RuPaul's Drag Race The top four queens must write and perform a verse in a performance of RuPaul's hit single, "American," and guest on RuPaul's podcast with Michelle Visage. (S10, E12) 
02:35Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Mr Dildo, a Welsh plant grower meets (and smokes with) Snoop Dogg, New Zealand's idea of CGI, and a pea-shooting champion! (S5, E02) 
03:25Detroiters Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet: At Mr. Duvet's 60th birthday party, Sam feels the pressure to impress his dad with a great speech. (S1, E05) 
03:45Gary And His Demons Gary Goes Back to School / Gary and His Love Life: When teenagers start overdosing on a new demon-derived drug, Gary goes undercover at a high school. Then Gary and Bloody Mary get close. (S1, E05) 
04:05Bob's Burgers The Frond Files During Wagstaff Middle School's open house, Mr. Frond speaks with Bob and Linda in private about Gene's, Louise's, and Tina's allegedly offensive stories about school life. (S4, E12) 
04:30Are We There Yet? The Satchel Pagge Episode Nick helps out Willie Mays, a homeless man with a beautiful voice, by getting him a job at KAWT, but Willie takes advantage of his new job. (S3, E38) 
04:50Are We There Yet? The Cyrano Episode Romantic complications ensue when Nick helps a shy colleague improve his love life. Meanwhile, a pinkeye epidemic keeps Lindsey away from school. (S3, E39) 
05:15The Middle Please Don't Feed The Hecks Frankie finds a way to get free and tasty meals from her neighbour Nancy, meanwhile Axl gets a new job as the school bus driver. (S9, E02) 
05:35The Middle Meet the Parents Axl invites Frankie and Mike to meet Lexie's parents, meanwhile Brick has a hard time getting arrested at the Sophomore Slammer fundraiser. (S9, E03) 
06:00The U.S. Office Goodbye, Michael (1): It's time for Michael to say his goodbyes - will he be able to do it? Meanwhile, Andy asks Deangelo (special guest-star Will Ferrell) for help with a big client. (S7, E22)