This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, August 19 2020

06:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
06:25Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as puppy dog salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant, and try to teach golf. (S2, E05) 
09:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
10:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
10:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
10:55Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
11:30Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
11:55Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
12:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
12:55Bob's Burgers Thanks-hoarding The Belchers reluctantly agree to help Teddy when his family unexpectedly announce that they will be coming for Thanksgiving. (S8, E05) 
13:25Bob's Burgers The Bleakening (Part 1): Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on the guests. (S8, E06) 
13:50Bob's Burgers The Bleakening (Part 2): Linda's party takes a turn when she realises one of her prized ornaments has been stolen. (S8, E07) 
14:20Bob's Burgers V for Valentine-Detta On Valentine's Day, Tina gets her heart broken, so Linda and Louise attempt to cheer her up by taking her on a girls' night out. Bob and Gene become closer than ever. (S8, E08) 
14:45Bob's Burgers Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien Gene disapproves of a new playground game which throws the school into chaos. Meanwhile, Linda develops a storyteller persona when she fills in at the local library. (S8, E09) 
15:10The King of Queens Attention Deficit Carrie gets mad at Doug for not asking about her job evaluation and at that the fact that he never thinks of her because he is too busy planning his Super Bowl party. (S5, E13) 
15:40The King of Queens Prints Charming Doug and Carrie pick up their photos on their way home, only to find out that they received photos of another couple. Meanwhile, a delighted Arthur buys himself a cellphone. (S5, E14) 
16:05The King of Queens Animal Attraction On Valentine's Day, Carrie has to cancel dinner with Doug as he and Deacon have to deliver two penguins. Arthur and Spence spend their Valentine's Day at a senior centre. (S5, E15) 
16:35The King of Queens Golden Moldy While on vacation, Arthur calls Doug to tell him he discovered that the house is mold-damaged and the repair bill is $7,000. So Doug tries to tighten his belt. (S5, E16) 
17:00The Middle The Setup Frankie is tasked with being at her mom's beck and call when she stays for a few days, meanwhile Axl and Brick ponder what it is exactly that Mike does at the quarry. (S9, E06) 
17:30The Middle Thanksgiving IX The Hecks take a hectic road trip for Thanksgiving to Frankie's sister's house but soon find themselves running into barriers that could make them late to the feast. (S9, E07) 
18:00The Middle Eyes Wide Open Axl heads to Chicago to visit Hutch for the weekend but discovers that his friend is acting more like a responsible adult than the free-spirited college student he once knew. (S9, E08) 
18:30The Middle The 200th Orson is named as one of the top 200 most livable cities in Indiana, so Frankie decides to place something in the time capsule that will be buried in the base of the Orson Cow. (S9, E09) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Humm Vac Ray buys a new vacuum cleaner, which cleans well and makes Debra happy. When she realizes that Marie had sent over the salesgirl, Debra tries to find dirt in Marie's house. (S5, E18) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Canister Marie asks Debra to return a canister she borrowed, but Debra says she already has. They argue and Debra eventually convinces Marie that she is wrong, which astonishes Ray. (S5, E19) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Net Worth Debra becomes angry when, without her knowledge, Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business. When he says that it's his money, Debra gets upset. (S5, E20) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Let's Fix Robert When Robert hears that Stefania and Amy have met, he is shocked. Marie hears about it and calls a meeting of Stefania, Amy and Judy to find out what's wrong with Robert. (S5, E21) 
21:00Mermaids Film An unconventional single mother (Cher) relocates with her two daughters (Winona Ryder and Christina Ricci) to a small town in 1963, where a number of events challenge and strengthen their bond. (1990) 
23:15South Park: Animation Wars Imaginationland The boys find themselves in a magical land where all of the world's imagination is laid out before them. (S11, E10) 
23:45South Park: Animation Wars Imaginationland - Episode II: The government are holding Stan and Kyle captive, to find out how they got into Imaginationland. Butters is in trouble with evil creatures like Snarf! (S11, E11) 
00:15Kevin Bridges: Live In Glasgow The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease. 
01:20Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central Live from Camden's legendary Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by panel show-er Rose Matafeo and the perceptive Dane Baptiste. (S1, E05) 
01:45Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central Live from Camden's legendary Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by South African born Pierre Novellie and James Acaster. (S1, E06) 
02:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
02:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
03:05Detroiters Lois Sam starts acting blacker in a bid to impress his new girlfriend, Tim gets roped into spending time with a widower, and Chrissy has trouble hitting it off with a new coworker. (S2, E07) 
03:30Nathan For You Nathan reteams with an old client to enlist several disgruntled taxi drivers for a plot to sabotage Uber's business from the inside. (S4, E03) 
03:50Tosh.0 Tosh delves into the internet. Daniel breaks down a video of a tipsy umpire, meets a golfer who does incredible tricks, and reveals New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's sex tape. (S11, E09) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Slumber Party Linda invites some of Louise's classmates over for a slumber party. With the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates, Louise devises a plan... (S4, E09) 
04:25South Park Mecha-Streisand Cartman and Kyle fall out over a magic triangle they un-earth on an archaeological dig. The triangle yields the power to turn Barbra Streisand into a terrible monster. (S1, E12) 
04:50South Park Cartman's Mum Is A Dirty S**t (1): Dr. Mephisto helps Cartman un-cover the truth about his dad's identity. The spotlight is on quite a few of South Park's male residents. Who could it be? (S1, E13) 
05:15The Middle Halloween III - The Driving: The Hecks get quite the scare when Sue receives her learner's permit. Brick undergoes an unexpected transformation when he eats too much Halloween candy. (S4, E06) 
05:35The Middle The Safe Frankie begins dental hygienist school, Axl becomes attracted to his new tutor, and Sue and Brick find a new way to make money for the family. (S4, E07) 
06:00Impractical Jokers Murr, Sal, Joe and Q beg supermarket shoppers to hold on to a weird item for them, and tonight's big loser must reveal his embarrassing digital life to his own father. (S10, E20)