This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, November 24 2018

06:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Holds His Tongue Malcolm decides to keep his opinions to himself but becomes so stressed he develops a stomach ulcer! Meanwhile, Hal decides to become a speed walker. (S4, E07) 
06:25Malcolm In The Middle Boys at the Ranch On a visit to Francis' dude ranch Hal can't help being disappointed in Francis' success. Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grownup. (S4, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
11:00Malcolm In The Middle Forwards Backwards Today is Malcolm's birthday but unfortunately he and Reese are in a prank war against each other. Francis does battle with a legend about an evil cow at the Grotto Ranch. (S4, E05) 
11:30Malcolm In The Middle Forbidden Girlfriend Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him, Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex, and Dewey discovers he's an "evil twin". (S4, E06) 
12:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Holds His Tongue Malcolm decides to keep his opinions to himself but becomes so stressed he develops a stomach ulcer! Meanwhile, Hal decides to become a speed walker. (S4, E07) 
12:30Malcolm In The Middle Boys at the Ranch On a visit to Francis' dude ranch Hal can't help being disappointed in Francis' success. Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grownup. (S4, E08) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys conduct interviews while the others try to make them laugh from behind a window and strike up a conversation with people using only a single word. (S5, E13) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park in a Joker vs. Joker. (S5, E14) 
14:00Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
14:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
15:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hi-Ho Silver Will and Carlton think that the famous actress Sonya Lamor (Zsa Zsa Gabor) has stolen Vivian's silverware. Will and Carlton do a little investigating in her house... (S2, E10) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Butler Did It Philip and Vivian take a weekend vacation and leave the kids home alone, so Hilary and Carlton set up a video shoot with Bell Biv De Voe in their house... (S2, E11) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Something for Nothing Will gets lucky at a fund raiser and wins some money. When Will doesn't follow the clubs tradition, it starts rumours about the Banks family. (S2, E12) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Life After viewing the bill, Phil snaps Hilary's credit cards in half to prevent her from over-spending anymore on shoes. Hillary asks Will and his friend Tyriq to help her. (S2, E14) 
18:00Friends: Thanksgiving The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
18:30Friends: Thanksgiving The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
19:00Friends: Thanksgiving The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
19:30Friends: Thanksgiving The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
20:00Friends: Thanksgiving The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
20:30Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
21:00Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
21:30Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
22:00Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
22:30New: The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:00Alan Carr: Yap Yap Yap No stranger to yap, Alan Carr yapped his way around the UK & Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life. Yap it up. 
00:00Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Film Slacker rocker Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) must defeat his dream girl's seven evil exes (incl. Chris Evans and Jason Schwartzman) in order to win her heart. Directed by Edgar Wright. (2010) 
02:15RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The queens impersonate celebrities in a quick-witted TV game show. Fashion designer Marc Jacobs stops by the workroom. Kristin Chenoweth (Wicked) and Nicole Byer (Girl Code) guest judge. (S3, E04) 
03:10Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Obama, a crowd surfing Mayor, kids on drugs, throwing babies, iPad headstones, and a poo tracking app. (S7, E08) 
03:55Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Gabby and Marcel will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E09) 
04:20Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp is joined by his dad Martin Kemp to host a brand new series of Takeshi's Castle. New recruits face the Honeycomb Maze and the Slippery Wall before attempting to attack the castle. (S5, E01) 
04:45Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
05:15Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
05:35Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
06:00Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13)