This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, July 23 2018

06:00The Middle Signals As the Hecks prepare for their annual spring barbecue, Mike and Brick work on their social skills together and Sue becomes infatuated with the pastor in charge of her youth group. (S1, E23) 
06:25The Middle Average Rules The Hecks parents must react to school assessments of their kids. Axl is gifted but not applying himself and that Brick may have to repeat the second grade. Season 1 finale. (S1, E24) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Lois vs. Evil: Malcolm gets caught in an awkward social situation and Lois struggles between standing up to the man and providing for her family. Meanwhile, Francis gets a break... (S1, E09) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Stock Car Races Hal takes the boys to the stock car races but they get bored at the tracks fast. Lois searches for a cheque, and soon discovers more and more dirt on each family-member. (S1, E10) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
13:00Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
13:30Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
14:00Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
14:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
15:00The Middle Back to School It's a day full of chaos as the Hecks attend their first day of the new school year. Frankie plans to get ahead of the game with her children's school needs. (S2, E01) 
15:30The Middle Homecoming When she discovers that Sue's first cross-country meet is the same day as the homecoming game, Frankie's dream of escorting Axl across the field is put in jeopardy. (S2, E02) 
16:00The Middle The Diaper Incident Frankie is worried that she is getting old, Sue has a crush on Axl's friend who is working on a school "project" at the house, and Brick becomes wise to Frankie's lies. (S2, E03) 
16:30The Middle The Quarry When Axl is suspended for skipping school, he hopes to relax at home, but Mike gets him a job at the quarry. Meanwhile, Bricks magic trick makes the main TV remote disappear. (S2, E04) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Lois vs. Evil: Malcolm gets caught in an awkward social situation and Lois struggles between standing up to the man and providing for her family. Meanwhile, Francis gets a break... (S1, E09) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Stock Car Races Hal takes the boys to the stock car races but they get bored at the tracks fast. Lois searches for a cheque, and soon discovers more and more dirt on each family-member. (S1, E10) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Done (Part 1): As the Banks kids prepare to leave home, Will realizes that he has no plans for his future. Will looks for an apartment, but to no avail. (S6, E23) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Done (Part 2): As members of the Banks family and Geoffrey prepare for their moves, Will tries to pretend that he also has big plans for moving forward. Last ever episode. (S6, E24) 
21:00Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
21:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
22:00South Park: Season 4 Timmy! 2000 The boys copy Timmy's behaviour (who has ADD) in order to get out of doing homework. Timmy is heading for rock stardom - but not if Phil Collins has anything to do with it! (S4, E03) 
22:30South Park: Season 4 Quintuplets 2000 After seeing the Cirque Du Cheville the boys decide to start their own circus. The Romanian contorting quintuplets from the show want to stay in USA - can the boys help? (S4, E04) 
23:00South Park: Season 4 Cartman Joins NAMBLA Cartman joins The North American Man Boy Love Association but does he know what they really want? Meanwhile, Kenny will do anything to stop his parents having a kid. (S4, E05) 
23:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville puts a sport cup through the ultimate in self-defense testing, and Chris Pontius gets attacked by a ferocious guard dog. Also features the human bull's-eye and human red carpet! 
00:00The Cleveland Show Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb In an attempt to keep Roberta from having sex with Federline Jones, Cleveland takes the family to chuch...where Cleveland Jr. pledges to maintain his virginity. (S1, E06) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Ladies' Night: Tired of attending social gatherings with neighbors, Donna sneaks off and, pretending she's still unmarried, spends time with her friends at a single mothers group. (S1, E06) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of Murr's fool proof plans failed fastest? What tattoo was Sal almost given in his permanent punishment? And which Joker was the first victim of the infamous switcheroo? (S2, E01) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E02) 
02:00Mission: Impossible - Fallout... Film ...Movie Special. Jump into one of the biggest movies of the year - Mission: Impossible - Fallout. Exclusive access behind the scenes and interviews with cast and crew, including Tom Cruise himself. 
02:30Inside Amy Schumer Amy hosts a talk show from her luxury airship, gets Catfished, and finds herself unable to resist the allure of a bad boy chef. Selena Gomez, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Harvey Keitel cameo. (S4, E06) 
03:00Inside Amy Schumer Amy appears on a terrible sitcom, plays a cute character in a phone commercial, and compares birth plans with other moms-to-be. Jemaine Clement and Mena Suvari cameo. (S4, E07) 
03:20Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy visits her gynecologist, seeks help for her lizard and fears her baby might be an a*****e. Guestlove (of The Roots) cameos. (S4, E08) 
03:40Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; tall tale, life lessons, cowboy crank it up, and poke my heart. (S2, E20) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
05:15The Middle Back to School It's a day full of chaos as the Hecks attend their first day of the new school year. Frankie plans to get ahead of the game with her children's school needs. (S2, E01) 
05:35The Middle Homecoming When she discovers that Sue's first cross-country meet is the same day as the homecoming game, Frankie's dream of escorting Axl across the field is put in jeopardy. (S2, E02) 
06:00The Middle The Diaper Incident Frankie is worried that she is getting old, Sue has a crush on Axl's friend who is working on a school "project" at the house, and Brick becomes wise to Frankie's lies. (S2, E03)