This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, March 2 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what crazy concoctions were too hot for TV. (S1, E20) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out how long it took to find a dentist to hit Murr with novocaine for the night's punishment. (S1, E21) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. One joker requires medical attention during the fat foot race punishment. (S1, E22) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and they try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes. (S11, E14) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
10:00Friends The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
10:30Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
11:00The U.S. Office Angry Andy Andy and Erin's happy return to Scranton is dampened when Andy discovers Nellie (Catherine Tate) in his office. This means war. Ryan gets all jealous over Kelly's new boyfriend. (S8, E21) 
11:40The U.S. Office Fundraiser The whole office goes to a charity fundraiser; a sacked Andy goes as Erin's date but it's not long before the cracks start to show. Oscar has his gaydar turned to maximum. (S8, E22) 
12:05Bob's Burgers Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday: After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party. (S8, E16) 
12:35Bob's Burgers Boywatch Business booms when Bob and Linda offer free wi-fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyber-attack. Meanwhile, Tina joins the Junior Lifeguards. (S8, E17) 
13:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Human Cartoon' Danielle La Brie, 'Long Shot' Aurelia Long, and 'Second Vest' Sean Vest. (S7, E07) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Pets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time pets to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from brainless budgies to rebellious rabbits. (S2, E13) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Dumbest Ever The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, we go epic for the dumbest ever Most Ridiculous. All hail the Kings & Queens of dumb! (S2, E14) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and they try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes. (S11, E14) 
15:30Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday: After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party. (S8, E16) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Boywatch Business booms when Bob and Linda offer free wi-fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyber-attack. Meanwhile, Tina joins the Junior Lifeguards. (S8, E17) 
17:00The Middle Unbraceable You The kids are all ready to start school, but Frankie forgets to check the website, and the kids end up starting school a week late. Sue finally gets her braces off. (S6, E01) 
17:30The Middle The Loneliest Locker Sue and Brad write, direct, and star in the senior play, entitled The Loneliest Locker - but with Frankie working a second job, will she make it? (S6, E02) 
18:00Will & Grace Buy, Buy Baby After a large corporation takes over OutTV, Jack's talk show "JackTalk" is completely revamped. An immediate change comes from the new conservative owners... (S8, E18) 
18:30Will & Grace Blanket Apology After losing his job as the host of "JackTalk," Jack vows never to return to acting. An unrelenting Karen, however, will not let Jack give up on his passion. (S8, E19) 
18:55The U.S. Office Angry Andy Andy and Erin's happy return to Scranton is dampened when Andy discovers Nellie (Catherine Tate) in his office. This means war. Ryan gets all jealous over Kelly's new boyfriend. (S8, E21) 
19:30The U.S. Office Fundraiser The whole office goes to a charity fundraiser; a sacked Andy goes as Erin's date but it's not long before the cracks start to show. Oscar has his gaydar turned to maximum. (S8, E22) 
20:00My Name Is Earl Chaz Dalton's Space Academy Earl makes up for ruining the space suit that Chaz Dalton wore in space. Meanwhile, Joy gets interested in the social networking website BuddyBook. (S4, E20) 
20:30My Name Is Earl Witch Lady Earl conjures up a karmic plan to atone for all the wicked wrongs he did to an oddball "witch lady" (Betty White). But the golden girl proves to be certifiably unhinged. (S4, E21) 
21:00Friends The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
21:30Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
22:00South Park Put It Down Tweek is freaking everybody out over the North Korea nuke stand-off; could cupcakes be the answer? Cartman throws a wobbly when his attention seeking suicide rants are ignored. (S21, E02) 
22:30South Park Holiday Special It's Columbus Day and Randy is all a fluster; tearing a Columbus statue down and misusing the word "indigenous"! When the kids question his motives, its DNA test time! (S21, E03) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl ponders his entry interview with God at the Pearly Gates. Stephen reads from Karl's Diary hi-lighting whether having one's head on backwards is harder than having one's hands reversed. (S1, E13) 
23:30The Cleveland Show The One About Friends Cleveland tries to pair up Cleveland Jr. with Lester's son, Ernie, but things backfire when Child Services puts Ernie in a foster home. (S1, E03) 
00:00Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes Slick, sick and definitely not for the easily offended, Jimmy offers a masterclass in comedy as he takes his dry and sardonic wit to a whole new level. And it seems that no-one and nothing is safe. 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the tasering of a ten year-old, a kung fu hamster, E.T. comes home, and flesh eating TV show hosts. (S6, E04) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a two-year erection, fortune telling asparagus, a boy trapped in a vending machine, and the cinnamon challenge. (S6, E05) 
03:00Kevin Hart Live: Laugh At My Pain Kevin Hart reveals his most sordid and personal affairs in this phenomenal stand up performance; from his twenty second 'stamina' to his showdown with Spongebob. 
03:45Hood Adjacent James goes back to Pomona College to relive his memories from his time there - an immersive experience in whiteness and being privilege-adjacent - and tackle some large issues. (S1, E03) 
04:05Bob's Burgers Crawl Space His in-laws are coming into town, and Bob tries desperately to concoct a plan to avoid them for as long as he can. Unfortunately, Bob's plan goes slightly awry... (S1, E02) 
04:30Impractical Jokers The guys Greek out while lending a hand at a restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo. (S11, E20) 
04:50Will & Grace The Mourning Son Friends and family gather for the funeral of Will's father. During the reception everyone shares with Will fond last memories of his father... (S8, E20) 
05:10Will & Grace Partners 'n' Crime: Will and Grace begin attending childbirth classes in preparation for the baby, but Grace starts to doubt whether Will is up for raising a child with her. (S8, E21) 
05:35Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why do grocery store challenges take place in the dairy aisle? What's the secret ingredient in Grandma Oil? And why was Joe's gymnastic routine a once in a lifetime show? (S1, E23)