This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, June 5 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Joker Bowl Our host and two former NFL players are in the studio giving in-depth analysis of each joker's strategy and execution as well as statistical analysis and review of game-day footage. 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; mischief at a NYC deli; the loser plays Bingo. (S1, E01) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp hosts Takeshi's Castle and is joined by comedian Darren Harriott. Can the contestants battle it out to reach the final or will Bridge Ball or Final Fall stand in their way? (S6, E07) 
09:30Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and Capital FM's Vick Hope watch the madness as one hundred contestants aim for success in storming the castle. There's water, there's mud, there's Flying Mushrooms! (S6, E08) 
10:00Takeshi's Castle Will the contestants find the exit of the Honeycomb Maze or make fools of themselves on Beach Bums? Host Roman Kemp is joined by comedian Lauren Pattison. (S6, E09) 
10:30Takeshi's Castle ft. Big Narstie Join host Roman Kemp and rap legend Big Narstie in all the madness. Contestants face Flying Mushroom and a very Slippery Wall before attacking the castle. (S6, E10) 
11:00Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
11:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
12:00Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
12:30Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser faces their fears in an elevator ride. (S1, E08) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; one prankster attends a rodeo. (S1, E09) 
14:00Impractical Jokers The guys get strangers to watch their backs them from angry security guards at a grocery store, and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. This week's punishment involves a metal concert. (S11, E02) 
14:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head posing odd TV shows to the public, and do what they are told at a department store. Tonight's punishment involves a fundraising event at an Arts Theatre. (S11, E03) 
15:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the punishment cuts deep for the big loser. (S1, E10) 
15:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; poolside antics and hastily-sent e-mails. (S1, E11) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they're told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a hilarious scene at a donut shop. (S11, E04) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for an e-mail they're writing. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant. (S11, E05) 
17:00The King of Queens The Rock Carrie is offered a large sum of money to sell her engagement ring. Doug and Carrie decide to sell it and buy a hot tub and satellite dish. (S1, E07) 
17:30The King of Queens Road Rayge Doug allows Ray Barone (Ray Romano from Everybody Loves Raymond), a sportswriter to cheat off his test during a driving exam at the DMV and gets his license suspended. (S1, E09) 
18:00The King of Queens Educating Doug Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence (Patton Oswalt) for a class where they read a book and then discuss it. (S1, E08) 
18:30The King of Queens Supermarket Story While looking for a parking space, Carrie steals a parking space from a woman who she later needs help from to make a Thanksgiving dinner. (S1, E10) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Your Place Or Mine Ray is babied again when Marie moves in with them after a fight with Frank. Debra, however, upset about the idea of Marie moving in, decides to spend time with Frank. (S1, E07) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond In-Laws Debra's parents, Warren and Lois Whelan visit for a weekend. The Barones and Whelans are polar opposites in everything and try to have dinner together in a fancy restaurant... (S1, E08) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Win, Lose Or Draw As soon as Debra finds out that Ray lost $2,300 to his father while playing poker at Nemo's with Frank's lodge buddies, she and Marie try to get the money returned. (S1, E09) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Captain Nemo When Nemo's basketball team performs badly in the Pizza League, the other players elect Robert as their captain. When Robert leaves him out, Ray is disappointed and jealous. (S1, E11) 
21:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Callum and Ashley will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E09) 
21:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Jodie-Ann and Andrew will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E10) 
22:00Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell & Ninette are in Kerala in India. They embrace the Southern states' traditions, including ancient performance art to tell the Star Wars story (S4, E05) 
23:00Impractical Jokers The guys try not to laugh at a list of ridiculous names that they must call out, and then try to use inappropriate photos to convince a total stranger that they must divorce their wife. (S12, E17) 
23:30Impractical Jokers The guys propose inappropriate inventions to focus groups, and ask if people need the help that is given to them by the other guys. (S12, E19) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Sal wrote fan letters to a celebrity as a kid, Murr loves a certain grocery game, and how the guys found Sloppy Joe; who helped make Q's first Jeep punishment a milky mess. (S4, E24) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How long it takes Joe to remove his shoes and socks with just his toes? Q walks a dog while cloud-watching, and after being turned down by other towns, Q paints a mural in Dover, New Jersey. (S4, E25) 
01:00The Ricky Gervais Show After Stephen recalls being the only kid in his school to dress in a costume for Comic Relief Day, Karl shares his idea that there should be one, and only one, charitable cause per year. (S3, E02) 
01:30The Ricky Gervais Show Karl explains why he would have liked to join the Army and recounts his most harrowing acts of bravery. (S3, E03) 
02:00Da Ali G Show Ali pitches his new movie, 'Booka', at the Cannes Film Festival. There's a lively discussion on animal rights, Neil Hamilton joins Ali on the sofa and Borat learns about British etiquette. (S1, E01) 
02:35Da Ali G Show Ali gets the low-down on the FB, Aiiii. There's rapping from Mohammed Al Fayed, and Borat finds out what it takes to be a true British huntsman. (S1, E02) 
03:05Takeshi's Castle ft. TOWIE Roman Kemp is joined by TOWIE's Georgia and Tommy as contestants brave trials including the hilarious Stepping Stones, and try to storm Takeshi's Castle! Have they got what it takes to win? (S5, E02) 
03:25Takeshi's Castle ft. Georgia (MIC) Have the contestants got what it takes to conquer the Flying Mushroom and survive Star Bowling then finally attack the castle? Roman Kemp and Made In Chelsea's Georgia Toffolo present. (S5, E10) 
03:50Nathan For You Clothing Store / Restaurant: Nathan encourages a clothing store to allow shoplifting and turns a restaurant into the neighbourhood toilet. (S1, E03) 
04:10Nathan For You Gas Station / Caricature Artist: Nathan devises the world's greatest rebate to help an independent gas station and transforms a fledgling caricature artist into the King of Sting. (S1, E04) 
04:30Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring... dogs behaving badly, wedding fails, and science lessons at their best. (S1, E05) 
05:15The Middle Two of a Kind: Frankie and Mike are caught in the middle of a long standing family feud. A fearful Sue receives her first detention ever for being caught going off campus for lunch. (S6, E21) 
05:35The Middle While You Were Sleeping Frankie and Mike's date night is ruined when both fall asleep, Axl and Brick try to invent the next big thing, and Sue is invited to the prom by a store greeter. (S6, E22) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must face his childhood crush. (S1, E02)