This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, December 9 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
06:20Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Are We There Yet? Nick tricks Suzanne and Marilyn into spending a weekend together at a spa, where it becomes clear it'll take more than a masseuse to relieve the tension in the women's relationship. (S2, ep33) 
09:30Are We There Yet? When Lindsey decides to adopt a vegan lifestyle, Suzanne convinces Nick they should go vegan as well - a decision they soon regret when they learn the extent of Lindsey's dedication. (S2, ep34) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
11:00Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancÚ at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
11:30Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
12:00The Middle Guess Who's Coming to Frozen Dinner Mike's wayward brother, Rusty, comes to town and presents Sue with an extravagant gift, which Mike thinks is stolen goods. (S9, E14) 
12:30The Middle Toasted Frankie helps Sue celebrate her 21st birthday, Mike begrudgingly takes Brick to a "Planet Nowhere" convention; and Axl and Hutch make a toast at ex-college roomie Kenny's wedding. (S9, E15) 
13:00The Middle The Crying Game While Frankie feels the need to have a good cry after having a bad week, Mike shares the good news of his promotion but feels uncomfortable saying goodbye to his co-workers. (S9, E16) 
13:30The Middle Hecks vs. Glossners: The Final Battle: When the Glossners steal Sue's car, the Hecks, along with the Donahues and Bill Norwood, declare an all-out war. (S9, E17) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode is a newlyweds special, featuring 'Southern-Fried Sweethearts' and 'Lovey Doveys'. (S6, E08) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Full Throttle Put the pedal to the metal for the funniest clip show around. Greg James is in the driving seat as we bring you a full tank of motor mayhem, bonkers bikers, and speedboats going overboard. (S3, E10) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Bonkers Beasts Standby for the most bonkers beasts on the internet. Greg James hosts this carnival of hilarious animals - from super snappy turtles to goats going ballistic to kangaroos doing karate! (S3, E11) 
16:00The Middle Thank You For Not Kissing Dr. Fulton calls Frankie and Mike into his office to inform them that Brick and Cindy have been making out all over school. (S9, E18) 
16:30The Middle Bat Out of Heck Axl is fed up of Mike telling him how to run his life, Sue is determined to win a prestigious hotel scholarship; and Frankie sees something flying through the house. (S9, E19) 
17:00The Middle Great Heckspectations Frankie has to force Brick into asking Cindy to the high school prom; Lexie talks Axl into giving Sue a birthday present; and Mike struggles with the new TV remote. (S9, E20) 
17:30The Middle The Royal Flush In an attempt to get Frankie the best Mother's Day gift ever, Sue and Brick enter a competition to win a trip for two to London for the upcoming royal wedding. (S9, E21) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Once again Sal, Q, Murr and Joe pit the worst punishments from the history of the series against each other to find out which one takes the title. 
18:30Impractical Jokers:Hits, Errors... ...& Balls. Join the guys as they count down the top nine greatest baseball moments in Impractical Jokers history! Find out who used to be an athlete and who is often stopped by stadium security. 
19:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll Will and Lisa's wedding day looms, with both families preparing for the big day. However, love soon blossoms between other members of each family... (S5, E25) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Burnin' Down the House: Phil becomes nervous when he invites his boss to dinner. Will burns down the kitchen, attempting to cook, so enlists the help of Geoffrey to disguise the accident. (S6, E01) 
21:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
21:30Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years The F Word The boys confront a group of obnoxious bikers, but their methods force the townsfolk to redefine the meaning of a rather offensive word. Time to update the English Dictionary! (S13, E12) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Dances With Smurfs Cartman's vitriol finally gets a platform when he is chosen to be the school's morning announcer, and he unashamedly abuses his position. Power corrupts...(S13, E13) 
23:00Amy Schumer Live: Mostly Sex Stuff Absolutely nothing is off limits for Amy Schumer, from her hilariously messed-up dating and sex life, to her encounters with unexpected body components and hate-filled personal grooming appointments! 
00:00Luisa Omielan: Comedy Central Live Hold on tight folks as the amazing Luisa Omielan drops by our authentic comedy club to tackle Brexit and dating in her very own stand-up special. 
00:30Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Comedy... ...Central Live. Its comedy at its raunchiest tonight as Kiri joins Comedy Central Live for her very own special. Kiri takes us through her past relationships and 'micro-cheating' on social media. 
01:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. It's a round-up of this season's best bits and some special Xmas features including Russell's childhood hero special guest! (S5, E08) 
02:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
03:00Rhod Gilbert At The Comedy Store Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more! 
03:25Workaholics Bianca Toro The guys try to get rid of a motivational speaker when she begins interfering with a beloved office awards show. (S7, E09) 
03:45The Chris Ramsey Show Tez Ilyas and Tom Rosenthal join Chris for games, challenges and banter. For this week's challenge, Chris and football legend Chris Kamara need to form a football team and get a game going. (S1, E05) 
04:05Nathan For You Liquor Store / Exterminator / Car Wash: Nathan comes up with a way to sell alcohol to minors, helps an exterminator land a hotel contract and uses birds to draw customers to a car wash. (S2, E04) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode is a newlyweds special, featuring 'Southern-Fried Sweethearts' and 'Lovey Doveys'. (S6, E08) 
05:15Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
06:00Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02)