This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, February 24 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Fort Night Louise, Gene, and Tina go out on Halloween, but end up being held captive in their own fort. All the while being tormented by Millie, a psychotic classmate of Louise's. (S4, E02) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Turkey in a Can: Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone commits an act of Thanksgiving sabotage! (S4, E05) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Bob and Deliver To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived... (S4, E07) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Slumber Party Linda invites some of Louise's classmates over for a slumber party. With the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates, Louise devises a plan... (S4, E09) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
14:00Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
14:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
15:00Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
15:30Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
16:00Wipeout USA Host John Henson may have lost all of his hair, but our contestants compete on hair-raising obstacles for the big prize. Our contestants include 'Big Foot Enthusiast' and 'Paid to Party'. (S7, E14) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You'd Better Shop Around Will goes with Phillip and Carlton to buy a new car. Will is so persuasive with Uncle Phil that the owner of the lot offers Will a job and Will accepts. (S4, E19) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ol' Ball and Chain: Jazz announces he's about to get married to a woman recently released from prison. When she's alone with Will, she makes a pass at him. What to do? (S4, E20) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Harder They Fall Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's disagreeable father, Augustus, after having crash-landed in a plane. (S4, E21) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air M is for the Many Things She Gave Me When Phil's former college girlfriend, Janice (Pam Grier), visits the Banks family, she attempts to seduce an unwilling Will. (S4, E22) 
19:00Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
19:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
20:00Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
20:30Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
20:55Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
21:25Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
22:00So I Married An Axe Murderer Film Charlie (Mike Myers) hasn't had much luck with women, but then he meets Harriet, the girl of his dreams... or is it his nightmares? Charlie begins to suspect that Harriet is not what she seems. (1993) 
00:00Impractical Jokers Going head-to-head basketball style, the Jokers compete for the championship title in a Sweet Sixteen bracket from four divisions: Grocery Store, Mall, Park, and Posing as Employees. 
00:30Impractical Jokers: All Aboard While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting to play games with their fans and to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from the past. 
01:00Impractical Jokers A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers. 
01:30Impractical Jokers Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges. 
02:00Kevin Bridges: A Whole... ...Different Story. Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow. 
03:00Chris Ramsey Live: All Growed Up Join Chris as he explores growing up, getting older, taking responsibility and all of the other terrifying realisations that come with being dragged kicking and screaming into modern adulthood. 
03:45Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Season seven ends with previous winners returning in a tournament of champions. (S7, E16) 
04:30Monkeys Make You LOL The funniest monkeys on the internet, featuring monkey criminals, cheeky monkeys, monkeys vs cameras, monkeys out on the town, and monkeys acting like us humans. 
05:15Penguins Make You LOL Animal-based clip show. Featuring social media star Spike the king penguin, an opportunistic seal and a close encounter with a camel. Plus, the internet's cutest penguin fails. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.