This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, January 27 2019

06:00Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
06:25Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Scrubs My First Step Dr. Cox rails against drug companies while falling for the wiles of a pharmaceutical saleswoman (Heather Locklear). J.D. & Elliot bicker over which one is the better doctor. (S2, E07) 
09:30Scrubs My Fruit Cups Jordan's surprise announcement forces Dr. Cox to choose between her and sexy pharmaceutical rep Julie Keaton (Heather Locklear). Turk is in desperate need of some extra cash. (S2, E08) 
10:00Scrubs My Lucky Day J.D. shows up Dr. Cox and an unofficial competition begins between them. Elliot's patient sues her because he doesn't have cancer...! David Copperfield cameos. (S2, E09) 
10:30Scrubs My Monster No relationship can escape the influence of Sacred Heart; J.D. can't block out patients from his head, Turk has no energy for sex and Dr. Cox is seeing too much of Jordan. (S2, E10) 
11:00Scrubs My Sex Buddy Elliot and J.D. start sleeping together again when she moves in with him temporarily - uh-oh. Turk tries to help out Elliot with her workload, but his efforts backfire. (S2, E11) 
11:30Scrubs My New Old Friend J.D. and Elliot are no longer sex buddies, and J.D. struggles with just being a friend. Dr. Cox has to deal with a hypochondriac, and Dr. Kelso teaches Turk a lesson. (S2, E12) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Get a Job Hillary's talk show is looking for an assistant. Will and Carlton fight over who gets the job. A famous star, Maurice (Chris Rock) visits their mansion to discuss doing the show. (S6, E02) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stress Related Will, in his new job on Hillary's show, over medicates an ill Hillary and has to try and protect her chances at getting a new sponsor. Meanwhile, Carlton awaits a phone call. (S6, E03) 
15:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton faces a dilemma when his success with the Princeton interviewer falls down. To clear his mind, Carlton flees to a blues bar, where B.B. King is playing. (S6, E04) 
15:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Flu-ousie Louise comes down with the flu and falls into an epic fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and wild adventures. (S7, E01) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Sea Me Now Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a mobile phone. (S7, E02) 
17:30Bob's Burgers Teen-a-Witch When Tammy steals her idea for winning the annual Halloween costume contest, Tina turns to witchcraft. (S7, E03) 
18:00Bob's Burgers They Serve Horses, Don't They? The Belchers find themselves involved in a full-blown investigation when Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save money on every order. (S7, E04) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Ex Mach Tina After hurting her ankle, Tina enrolls in a program that enables her to send a robot of herself to school and the robot gives her an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr. (S7, E08) 
19:00Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09) 
19:30Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
20:00Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
21:00Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
21:30Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
22:00Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
22:30Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
23:05Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
23:45Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
00:15RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Emmy Award winning Ru Paul's Drag Race returns to Comedy Central as a UK exclusive with the fierce and fabulous All Stars season 4! Expect lip syncs, laughter, and some shady behaviour! 
01:45Michael McIntyre At The Comedy... ...Store Michael is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show! 
02:20Rhod Gilbert At The Comedy Store Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more! 
02:50Kevin Bridges: Live In Glasgow The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease. 
03:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
04:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
04:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
04:50Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
05:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
05:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Plank in the Face and Fender Bender. (S2, E03)