This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, October 24 2018

06:00Undateable A Sibling Rivalry Walks Into a Bar Leslie is in need of a date for a work-do so Justin & Danny battle it out to prove who has been a better brother to her, but can Burksi be her real date? (S2, E06) 
06:20Undateable A Live Show Walks Into a Bar (Pt 1): When Justin insults Ed Sheeran after his performance at the bar, a stream of stars and musicians walk through the doors, armed with a slap for Justin. (S2, E07) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Hal Grieves Hal's father dies, but he fails to show any emotion, which leads him to wonder whether his children will miss him. Bryan Cranston was nominated for an Emmy for this episode. (S7, E14) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle A.A. Francis has made it through a year of sobriety and he invites the family to his AA meeting, until Lois discovers that he has invited her there to place his problems on her. (S7, E15) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Aquaticism When Tina learns that the Touch n' Sea Aquarium is in danger of shutting down, Gene and Louise decide to help her come up with a plan to save it. (S7, E14) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
13:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
13:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. All new obstacles include The Bed Bugs and old favourite, the Big Balls. (S4, E09) 
15:00The Middle Bad Choices Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of home ownership for an apartment, Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test, Sue puts together a skit, & Brick quotes Shakespeare. (S3, E06) 
15:30The Middle Halloween II When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns for advice to a stunned Mike. Meanwhile, Frankie takes Brick's social skills group trick-or-treating. (S3, E07) 
16:00Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Aquaticism When Tina learns that the Touch n' Sea Aquarium is in danger of shutting down, Gene and Louise decide to help her come up with a plan to save it. (S7, E14) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Hal Grieves Hal's father dies, but he fails to show any emotion, which leads him to wonder whether his children will miss him. Bryan Cranston was nominated for an Emmy for this episode. (S7, E14) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle A.A. Francis has made it through a year of sobriety and he invites the family to his AA meeting, until Lois discovers that he has invited her there to place his problems on her. (S7, E15) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Hole in One When Phil appeals for a partner for a golf tournament, Carlton reluctantly agrees to give Will the position. Hilary is offered a job presenting a prime-time show. (S6, E21) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eye, Tooth Hillary gets William Shatner to appear on her show, and the producers think it is time the show moved to New York. Will is upset since he will lose a job. (S6, E22) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a cat mayor, a drunk toddler, sandwich assault, sexist biros, Bieber fever, and cyber space kissing. (S7, E04) 
22:00South Park: Season 13 The F Word The boys confront a group of obnoxious bikers, but their methods force the townsfolk to redefine the meaning of a rather offensive word. Time to update the English Dictionary! (S13, E12) 
22:30South Park: Season 13 Dances With Smurfs Cartman's vitriol finally gets a platform when he is chosen to be the school's morning announcer, and he unashamedly abuses his position. Power corrupts...(S13, E13) 
23:00South Park: Season 13 Pee High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Eric's xenophobia pops up again when he believes himself "the last of his species". (S13, E14) 
23:30Brickleberry Cops and Bottoms Bored with the lack of crime in Brickleberry Park, Steve joins the police force and finds himself in over his head. Meanwhile, Woody and Malloy travel to the Vatican. (S3, E11) 
00:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
00:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
01:00Gary And His Demons Heavy Metal / Fleshler '99: A case concerning a possessed teen leads Gary to suspect that a metal band are to blame. Then Gary finds out that a demon named Fleshler might still be alive. (S1, E02) 
01:30Joel & Nish Vs The World Joel and Nish travel to Tokyo to meet Japan's professional sumo wrestlers before heading to the remote Oki Islands to take part in a tournament in the birthplace of Sumo. (S2, E05) 
02:30Comedy Central Live Join Roman Kemp from the first ever Comedy Central Live Festival in Southampton. Featuring; Rob Beckett, Katherine Ryan, Tom Rosenthal, Joel Dommett, Russell Kane, Iain Sterling, and Chris Ramsey! 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy becomes infatuated with her barista, challenges her therapist by bringing up her boyfriend, and stars as a princess in a movie. (S3, E08) 
03:45Billy On The Street Tina Fey joins host Billy Eichner as they hit the streets of New York to find Tina a friend! Plus Billy ambushes innocent civilians with the news that Emma Stone seems down to Earth. (S4, E01) 
04:05Rick and Morty Total Rickall The Smith house is locked down after parasites threaten to take over the world by implanting fake memories. (S2, E04) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Aquaticism When Tina learns that the Touch n' Sea Aquarium is in danger of shutting down, Gene and Louise decide to help her come up with a plan to save it. (S7, E14) 
05:15The Middle Bad Choices Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of home ownership for an apartment, Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test, Sue puts together a skit, & Brick quotes Shakespeare. (S3, E06) 
05:35The Middle Halloween II When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns for advice to a stunned Mike. Meanwhile, Frankie takes Brick's social skills group trick-or-treating. (S3, E07) 
06:00Undateable A Live Show Walks Into a Bar (Pt 2): Justin and Danny battle it out "gorilla style" to win a date with Amanda. Resulting in a passionate kiss, a live waxing and Britney inspired sing-a-long. (S2, E08)