This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, January 24 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Working It Out Hilary lands a new job as an assistant to actress Marissa Redman (Queen Latifah) who turns out to be completely disrespectful. Marissa takes a liking to Will... (S1, E25) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Did the Earth Move for You? The Banks family gets tickets to the People's Choice Awards, but on the way there, an earthquake happens. Everyone gets stuck somewhere! (S2, E01) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Total Carnage and Wipeout Carwash. (S4, E24) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Wild Joe, Sal, Q and Murr entertain a live audience with sketches including a Medieval dual and a trip back to Highschool to rewrite all the wrongs of their past. (S1, E03) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Wild Joe, Sal, Q and Murr combine their musical talents to create a hit charity single and reveal what happens when they all have a sleepover. (S1, E04) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Working It Out Hilary lands a new job as an assistant to actress Marissa Redman (Queen Latifah) who turns out to be completely disrespectful. Marissa takes a liking to Will... (S1, E25) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Did the Earth Move for You? The Banks family gets tickets to the People's Choice Awards, but on the way there, an earthquake happens. Everyone gets stuck somewhere! (S2, E01) 
14:00Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
14:30Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Total Carnage and Wipeout Carwash. (S4, E24) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Top 10 The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
18:30Impractical Jokers: All Aboard While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting to play games with their fans and to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from the past. 
19:00Scrubs My Bed Banter and Beyond J.D. and Elliot decide to take their relationship in a new direction. Carla and Dr. Cox reminisce about their motivations to enter the medical field. (S1, E15) 
19:30Scrubs My Heavy Meddle The stress of work becomes too much for Dr. Cox and J.D. to bear. Carla defies Dr. Kelso to fulfil a dying patient's unusual last request. (S1, E16) 
20:00Bob's Burgers They Serve Horses, Don't They? The Belchers find themselves involved in a full-blown investigation when Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save money on every order. (S7, E04) 
20:30Bob's Burgers The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Ex Mach Tina After hurting her ankle, Tina enrolls in a program that enables her to send a robot of herself to school and the robot gives her an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr. (S7, E08) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09) 
22:00South Park: Season 7 I'm A Little Bit Country Mr Garrison gets angry when he discovers the boys don't know who the Founding Fathers are. Cartman tries to induce a flashback to 1776 to find out what the fuss is. (S7, E04) 
22:30South Park: Season 7 Fat Butt and Pancake Head When Cartman wins a diversity event with his offensive hand puppet impersonation of Jennifer Lopez, Kyle is enraged. Soon the real J-Lo turns up, mightily peeved! (S7, E05) 
23:00South Park: 6 Days To Air Go behind the scenes at South Park Studios with Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and see how an episode is created - in just six days. Enter the world of animation and all-nighters! 
00:00Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2 Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains the way he treats his daughter's boyfriends! 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Just Infatuation Ashley's birthday is nearing and when the family asks her what she would like she shows a picture of teen singer Little T. Hilary knows T's agent so pulls some strings... (S1, E24) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Working It Out Hilary lands a new job as an assistant to actress Marissa Redman (Queen Latifah) who turns out to be completely disrespectful. Marissa takes a liking to Will... (S1, E25) 
02:00Seann Walsh Live: Seann To Be Wild Seann delivers his unique view on the trials and tribulations of living. From useless smartphones to just ordering a pizza; the life of an incapable, 21st century male is laid bare for all to see. 
03:00Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
03:20Impractical Jokers: Top 10 The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
03:40Lip Sync Battle: Big Bang Theory Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! In this episode Josh Gad (Olaf in Frozen) takes on Kaley Cuoco (Penny from Big Bang Theory). Syncing to Whitney and Britney! (S2 E04) 
04:05Billy On The Street Billy Eichner tests the music and pop culture knowledge of passersby on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Are You Smarter Than a Gay Fifth Grader?". (S1, E02) 
04:25Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
04:50Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
05:10Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
05:35Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.