This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, July 18 2018

06:00The Middle The Jeans Frankie buys Sue an expensive pair of jeans and Mike buys Axl a cheap car. Meanwhile, Brick offers to take care of a relative's dog, and his parents, reluctantly, agree. (S1, E11) 
06:25The Middle The Neighbour Brooke Shields plays Rita Glossner, a cigarette-smoker with a hard-life who is considered "mean" by her neighbours. Her sons are deemed "bullies" and get in a fight with Sue. (S1, E12) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Home Alone 4: While Hal and Lois are away for the weekend, Francis, visiting home from military school, is in charge of the house. Right away his friends come over to party - uh-oh! (S1, E03) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Shame Malcolm finds himself being antagonized by a new bully, Kevin. Hal cuts down the tree in the front yard, and he and the boys have just a little too much fun with the wood chipper. (S1, E04) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Itty Bitty Ditty Committee Gene starts a band, Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, only to be kicked out and left on his own. Linda deals with an armpit rash - leading to armpit hair problems. (S5, E17) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Eat, Spray, Linda It's Linda's birthday, and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues. (S5, E18) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
13:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
13:30Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
14:00Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
14:30Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
15:00The Middle The Interview Mike finds dinosaur bones in the quarry. Unfortunately, this closes the quarry while the bones are analysed, putting Mike temporarily out of work. (S1, E13) 
15:30The Middle The Yelling Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they agree to do their school work and chores without her intervention. Meanwhile, Mike reluctantly takes a night job as a driver. (S1, E14) 
16:00The Middle Valentine's Day Axl has a date, Sue has her first boy-girl party, and Brick is at a sleepover. So will Mike and Frankie have an opportunity to have a romantic Valentine's Day? (S1, E15) 
16:30The Middle The Bee Brick wins a local spelling bee and Mike is highly enthusiastic about his talent. Meanwhile Sue's birthday is forgotten so Frankie tries to make it up to her on the trip to Chicago. (S1, E16) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Home Alone 4: While Hal and Lois are away for the weekend, Francis, visiting home from military school, is in charge of the house. Right away his friends come over to party - uh-oh! (S1, E03) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Shame Malcolm finds himself being antagonized by a new bully, Kevin. Hal cuts down the tree in the front yard, and he and the boys have just a little too much fun with the wood chipper. (S1, E04) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Butler's Son Did It A man claiming to be Geoffrey's son comes to visit. Frederick soon charms everyone in the house - except Will. Will is determined to find the real story. (S6, E17) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hare Today... When Phil accidentally sits on Nicky's pet rabbit (killing it), he encourages the family to attend church to rid them of their sins. (S6, E18) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; giant pandas, butt cancer, an Australian mile high club, and a lion beauty therapist. (S6, E01) 
22:00South Park: Season 3 The Red Badge of Gayness Cartman bets the boys he can win a Civil War re-enactment leading the Confederates. When things don't go to plan it's time for a booze fuelled rampage! (S3, E14) 
22:30South Park: Season 3 Are You There God, It's Me Jesus Cartman claims to be going through puberty, making the boys jealous, and Jesus promises a New Year's Eve spectacle - so books Rod Stewart to play Las Vegas! (S3, E16) 
23:00South Park: Season 3 Worldwide Recorder Concert The class visit Mr Garrison's hometown for a recorder concert, where they attempt to find the mysterious 'brown noise'. What part does Kenny G play in this? (S3, E17) 
23:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville dons a diaper and takes on a professional sumo wrestler, and Bam Margera wakes his parents up at 2AM with a rousing death metal set. Also features the fifty egg challenge! 
00:00The Cleveland Show The One About Friends Cleveland tries to pair up Cleveland Jr. with Lester's son, Ernie, but things backfire when Child Services puts Ernie in a foster home. (S1, E03) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Birth of A Salesman Tim helps Cleveland find a position at the cable television company where he works, only to grow jealous when Cleveland excels at his job. (S1, E04) 
01:00Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live Recorded at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo, Sean Lock is at his unstoppable best as we join him at the height of his 2010 sell-out tour of Britain and Ireland. 
02:00Tosh.0 Daniel reboots his show for Season 10 with a little help from Twitter, breaks down an epic butt-paddling video and chats with Instagram-famous grandma Lili Hayes. (S10, E01) 
02:30Tosh.0 Daniel tries a leisurely alternative to the Hot Coil Challenge, talks to a bear-attack survivor who went viral and looks at gross celebrity feet. (S10, E02) 
02:55Tosh.0 Daniel unpacks a child's startling bathroom visit, helps the inventor of a fan-powered bike attachment find investors and uses his mouth to recreate cooking demonstrations. (S10, E03) 
03:20Tosh.0 Daniel celebrates a nude optical illusion, helps viewers learns proper pronunciation and gives a weepy teen a new look after she has a meltdown over a traffic ticket. (S10, E04) 
03:45Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; attack of the invisible insects!, the hunger games, and some things are better in slow-mo. (S2, E17) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Itty Bitty Ditty Committee Gene starts a band, Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, only to be kicked out and left on his own. Linda deals with an armpit rash - leading to armpit hair problems. (S5, E17) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Eat, Spray, Linda It's Linda's birthday, and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues. (S5, E18) 
05:15The Middle The Interview Mike finds dinosaur bones in the quarry. Unfortunately, this closes the quarry while the bones are analysed, putting Mike temporarily out of work. (S1, E13) 
05:35The Middle The Yelling Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they agree to do their school work and chores without her intervention. Meanwhile, Mike reluctantly takes a night job as a driver. (S1, E14) 
06:00The Middle Valentine's Day Axl has a date, Sue has her first boy-girl party, and Brick is at a sleepover. So will Mike and Frankie have an opportunity to have a romantic Valentine's Day? (S1, E15)