This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, November 18 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09) 
06:25Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Are We There Yet? Nick becomes the sports anchor at a local TV station. Suzanne's ex-husband tries to convince her that he should be able to pay less child support, and Suzanne and Gigi plan a bachelor party. (S2, E01) 
09:30Are We There Yet? Nick tries to be spontaneous, but Suzanne resists and instead plans a date night that fails. They attempt to be spontaneous together until she realises it's best not to share her plans. (S2, E02) 
10:00Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
11:00Are We There Yet? When Nick's new field producer, Sam, turns out to be female, Suzanne is convinced she's trying to steal her man, a suggestion Nick thinks is absurd until Sam makes a move on him. (S2, E03) 
11:30Are We There Yet? When Suzanne crashes a night with Nick and his boys, Nick pays her back by showing up for spa treatments with Suzanne and her girlfriends. (S2, E04) 
12:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Hazen and Alicia will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E04) 
12:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Leo and Geo will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E05) 
13:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Harry and Leah will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E07) 
13:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. AJ and Meg will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E10) 
14:00Wipeout USA Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course as X-Ray Men, Shock Jocks and Country Club Cuties face the Caterpillar, Total Carnage and a Detour to a Race Track. (S4, E23) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Dogs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees man's best friend at their most ridiculous. (S2, E02) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Weather Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds weather being the prankster of the piece. (S2, E03) 
16:00The Middle Land of the Lost Sue's chance at a big date is ruined when she loses Brick, who is visiting her on campus. Mike is down and Frankie brings in reinforcements to find out why. (S7, E05) 
16:30The Middle Halloween VI - Tic Toc Death: Each member of the Heck family finds themselves in situations reminiscent of the classic, spooky television show "The Twilight Zone". (S7, E06) 
17:00The Middle Homecoming II - The Tailgate: Frankie worries that her mother will ruin the annual homecoming tailgate party. Meanwhile, Mike asks Brick to help him win the cornhole tournament. (S7, E07) 
17:30The Middle Thanksgiving VII Frankie gets a new job and has to work on Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Mike's day of football watching is ruined by a power outage, so he decides to teach Brick poker. (S7, E08) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: A Day In... ...The Life. A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers. 
18:30Impractical Jokers Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges. 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. This week's loser must talk trash...literally! The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and how many pencils can the guys fit into pockets secretly? (S4, E01) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human piņata! (S4, E02) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Harder They Fall Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's disagreeable father, Augustus, after having crash-landed in a plane. (S4, E21) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air M is for the Many Things She Gave Me When Phil's former college girlfriend, Janice (Pam Grier), visits the Banks family, she attempts to seduce an unwilling Will. (S4, E22) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Obama, a crowd surfing Mayor, kids on drugs, throwing babies, iPad headstones, and a poo tracking app. (S7, E08) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years With Apologies to Jessie Jackson Randy faces public ridicule for using the "N" word on live TV. Cartman can't resist teasing a little person who comes to school to teach about prejudice. (S11, E01) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Cartman Sucks After caught in a compromising position with Eric, Butters is sent to a special camp to "Pray the Gay Away". Cartman tries to retrieve the incriminating photo but has issues. (S11, E02) 
23:00Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Kevin Hart performs in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio - where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy. Kevin is in rare form and funny as ever! 
00:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar travel to Mexico to meet the legendary long-distance runners 'The Tarahumara'. Can ultra-fit Joel and his friend Nish keep up? (S1, E04) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard picks his favourite bits from the second series. Tonight features; a penis biting racoon, country air in a jar, everything causes cancer, Christ's genitalia, and Russell Kane. 
02:20Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
03:15Workaholics Night at the Dudeseum The guys celebrate Ders Day at a museum; Adam and Blake become obsessed with trying to pull off a heist. (S6, E07) 
03:40Impractical Jokers UK Hidden camera practical joke show. The UK Jokers embarrass one another by stealing sips from strangers' drinks and stripping in a park. (S1, E02) 
04:00TripTank Roy and Steve bond on a field trip to the IT department, Gary gets pranked at the mall, and a woman uses her own body as a purse. (S2, E20) 
04:25Wipeout USA Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course as X-Ray Men, Shock Jocks and Country Club Cuties face the Caterpillar, Total Carnage and a Detour to a Race Track. (S4, E23) 
05:10Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
06:00Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13)