This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, April 26 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
09:30Friends The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Teams of exes face obstacles, including Miami Pound Machine. (S6, E07) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Fort Night Louise, Gene, and Tina go out on Halloween, but end up being held captive in their own fort. All the while being tormented by Millie, a psychotic classmate of Louise's. (S4, E02) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Turkey in a Can: Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone commits an act of Thanksgiving sabotage! (S4, E05) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
12:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love in an Elevator: The guys are throwing a bachelor party for Will. On the way, Will, Carlton, and Jazz get stuck in an elevator. They recall past events for each of them. (S5, E24) 
13:00Lip Sync Battle Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Actor Taye Diggs (Angelo in 'Empire') faces off against musician Ne-Yo. (S3, E14) 
13:30Lip Sync Battle: Spider-Man In this "Spider-Man: Homecoming" special, Tom Holland (aka Spider-Man) faces off against Zendaya (aka Michelle "MJ" Jones) - featuring songs by Rihanna and Bruno Mars! (S3, E16) 
14:00The Middle Bunny Therapy The Hecks get Brick a pet rabbit to help his social skills, Sue tries out for school mascot, and Axl doesn't know which cheerleader he's dating. (S4, E04) 
14:30The Middle The Hose Frankie once again gets on the bad side of an old nemesis, Sue discovers that her family is poor when she sees her dad's paycheque, and Brick learns about sex education. (S4, E05) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Fort Night Louise, Gene, and Tina go out on Halloween, but end up being held captive in their own fort. All the while being tormented by Millie, a psychotic classmate of Louise's. (S4, E02) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Turkey in a Can: Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone commits an act of Thanksgiving sabotage! (S4, E05) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
18:00My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 2): The Inside Probe investigation continues, revealing the final fate of Ernie and uncovering surprising new revelations... Geraldo Rivera guest stars. (S4, E26) 
18:30My Name Is Earl Dodge's Dad Under pressure, Joy reveals that Little Chubby - the richest businessman in Camden - is Dodge's real dad. Earl tries to get Little Chubby to do his duty to Dodge. Series finale. (S4, E27) 
19:00Scrubs My Princess Dr. Cox weaves a bedtime fairy tale for his son. Starring Princess Elliot, the Janitor as the Giant, Turk & Carla are a two-headed witch, and J.D. as the village Idiot. (S7, E11) 
19:30Scrubs My Jerks The sexy but unethical Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) shakes things up at Sacred Heart, J.D. struggles to teach the new interns, and Carla helps Elliot put her ego in check. (S8, E01) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Bob and Deliver To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived... (S4, E07) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; space-hopper loving donkeys, a chair that makes women pregnant, pole dancing for Jesus, a gay caveman, and pony play. 
22:00South Park: Season 16 Faith Hilling The world of internet memes is spinning out of control, leaving Cartman and Kyle racing to keep up. But what nefarious schemes do interweb cats have up their sleeves? (S16, E03) 
22:30South Park: Season 16 Jewpacabra With Passover and Easter coinciding Eric tries to convince everyone that the mythical creature Jewpacabra will be on the hunt for all non-believers. His little scheme backfires. (S16, E04) 
23:00New: Another Period Switcheroo Day Lillian orchestrates her own kidnapping in a ploy to get press attention, and Blanche and Peepers spend the day as members of the upper class. (S1, E07) 
23:30New: Another Period Dog Dinner Party Beatrice has a meltdown when Frederick brings home a fiancee, and Dodo goes through morphine withdrawal. (S1, E08) 
00:00My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 2): The Inside Probe investigation continues, revealing the final fate of Ernie and uncovering surprising new revelations... Geraldo Rivera guest stars. (S4, E26) 
00:30My Name Is Earl Dodge's Dad Under pressure, Joy reveals that Little Chubby - the richest businessman in Camden - is Dodge's real dad. Earl tries to get Little Chubby to do his duty to Dodge. Series finale. (S4, E27) 
00:55Bob's Burgers The Trouble with Doubles Bob and Linda's double-date plans take a disastrous turn when the couples find themselves trapped inside an Escape Room. (S8, E14) 
01:30Amy Schumer Live In this Comedy Central special, Amy Schumer gives advice on how to use Facebook and how to avoid making out with homeless men. Classic Amy! 
02:00Kevin Hart Live Comedy Central presents this stand up special, which sees fully grown little man Kevin Hart tell tales of marital spats and growing up stupid. 
02:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
02:55Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Lloyd Langford tells the tale of a Welshman and a shark, Ben Norris has triplets, Matt Forde talks politics, and Tom Wrigglesworth on personal bests. (S3, E19) 
03:20The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight's episode of the 'connoisseurs stand up show of choice' features Tony Law, David Kay, Susan Calman, Michael legge, and musical storytellers Ginger & Black. Stewart Lee meets them backstage. 
03:45Impractical Jokers UK Hidden camera practical joke show. The UK Jokers embarrass one another by attaching balloons to strangers and asking to borrow a mobile. (S1, E09) 
04:05Frankenfood Outrageous Frankenfood creations compete for a spot on the menu and $10K at an upscale Milwaukee bar. Greece meets China in a finger food mixture and there's a twist on onion rings. (S1, E03) 
04:25The Middle Halloween III - The Driving: The Hecks get quite the scare when Sue receives her learner's permit. Brick undergoes an unexpected transformation when he eats too much Halloween candy. (S4, E06) 
04:50The Middle The Safe Frankie begins dental hygienist school, Axl becomes attracted to his new tutor, and Sue and Brick find a new way to make money for the family. (S4, E07) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Save the Last Trance for Me While at a magic show, Will is unknowingly hypnotized and begins to act like a child at the ring of a bell. (S5, E21) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air To Thine Own Self Be Blue... and Gold: A lifelong friend of Philip's visits the family and tries to persuade Will to do something illegal for him. Carlton and Hilary both try online dating. (S5, E22) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.