This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, June 9 2020

06:00Takeshi's Castle Takeshi's Castle sees contestants take on the hilarious Slippery Wall and the classic Honey Comb Maze. Who will win? Join host Stephen Bailey and football legend Chris Kamara to find out. (S8, E01) 
06:25Takeshi's Castle Comedian/presenter Stephen Bailey and special guest reality TV legend Joey Essex pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S8, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Most Ridiculous Troublemakers This time all manner of troublemakers are getting the Most Ridiculous treatment. We've got woeful wrong un's, bungling burglars, and some truly calamitous cops. Greg James is your guide. (S3, E15) 
09:30Most Ridiculous European Vacation Pack your bags as we go on a European Vacation. Greg James is on a whistle-stop tour featuring French fools, bonkers Brits, silly Swedes and a host of other nations unified in stupidity. (S3, E16) 
10:00Most Ridiculous Workers This time workers are getting the Most Ridiculous treatment. Just the job if you're after bungling builders, stupid sales assistants, and waiters throwing a wobbly. Narrated by Greg James. (S3, E17) 
10:30Most Ridiculous Action Heroes This time it's action heroes getting the MR treatment. So standby as Greg James bring us silly show-offs, stupid stunts, terrible tricks, and some truly incapable caped crusaders. (S3, E18) 
11:00Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
11:30Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
12:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
12:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Sal Join Murr, Joe and Q as they see how Sal stacks up after six seasons of hi-jinks and humiliation. Sal's musical interludes, his uncanny charm, and his slick dance moves will crack you up. 
13:25Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must participate in a harrowing race. (S1, E12) 
13:55Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out which famed actor the guys wanted as the voice of "Impractical Jokers'' and Sal's toughest punishment. (S1, E13) 
14:20Impractical Jokers Joe, Murr, Sal and Q skirt the law while posing as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall. This week's loser has a tough sell on their hands. (S11, E07) 
14:45Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
15:15Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with pop-up facts throughout. This episode features the joker infamous for accidentally destroying things on set and Murr's crotch gets a massage in a deleted scene. (S1, E14) 
15:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
16:05Impractical Jokers The guys run a surprise hide and seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers. (S11, E09) 
16:35Impractical Jokers The guys try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals. (S11, E10) 
17:00The King of Queens Noel Cowards At Christmas time, Arthur buys Doug and Carrie a very squatty, mini car, which, of course, Doug and Carrie dislike. Richie advises Doug and Carrie to abandon the car. (S1, E11) 
17:30The King of Queens Fixer Upper Carrie arranges a date with a work friend and Spence, but after a saucy piece of advice from Doug, Spence scares the girl off. (S1, E12) 
18:00The King of Queens Best Man Doug, Carrie, Deacon and Kelly attend a wedding of a man Carrie had sex with once, but Doug did not know until right before the wedding and he does not tell Carrie he knows. (S1, E13) 
18:30The King of Queens Dog Days The Heffernans' neighbours the Sackskys (incl. guest-star Bryan Cranston) have an annoying barking dog. Meanwhile, Arthur thinks "Charlie Brown" is based on him. (S1, E14) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Captain Nemo When Nemo's basketball team performs badly in the Pizza League, the other players elect Robert as their captain. When Robert leaves him out, Ray is disappointed and jealous. (S1, E11) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Ball When Ray confronts Frank about a baseball signed by Mickey Mantle, Frank admits that it is a fake. Ray is very hurt and decides never to lie to his kids. (S1, E12) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Sick Debra, Ally and Michael are all sick, and Ray has to take to kids to the doctor. He has a meeting with NFL legend Terry Bradshaw that he cannot avoid. (S1, E13) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Handsome? When Debra's friend Amy MacDougall contributes to Robert's Police Welfare Fund, she and Robert hit it off. Robert is unsure about going on a date... (S1, E14) 
21:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Dion and Travis will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E03) 
21:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Hazen and Alicia will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E04) 
22:00Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2... ...Uncut. Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains how he treats his daughter's boyfriends! 
23:10Russell Howard: Dingledodies Uncut Russell's here to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his, not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
00:30Kevin Bridges: A Whole... ...Different Story. Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow. 
01:30RuPaul's Drag Race The queens compete in a spooky pageant of monster inspired couture and showcase three Halloween inspired looks. Supermodel Cara Delevingne and pop culture icon Elvira guest judge. (S11, E05) 
02:50Lip Sync Battle: Orange Is The... ... New Black. "Orange is the New Black" co-stars Laverne Cox and Samira Wiley hold nothing back in the LSB arena. They both give exceptional performances, and welcome some special guests... (S3, E03) 
03:15Lip Sync Battle: Orange Is The... ...New Black special. Danielle Brooks (aka Tasha "Taystee" Jefferson) and Uzo Aduba (aka Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren) duke it out in an action-packed episode of LSB. (S3, E21) 
03:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Eggs for Days The annual Easter egg hunt brings out the competitive nature of Bob and Linda, but this time, the game doesn't go as planned. (S7, E16) 
04:30Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features a scary panda, classroom football, and break-dancing meets the Rubik's Cube. (S2, E01) 
05:15The Middle Vive La Hecks Axl returns home from his summer trip to Europe, sporting a man-bun and embracing a new, chill European outlook on life. (S9, E01) 
05:35The Middle Please Don't Feed The Hecks Frankie finds a way to get free and tasty meals from her neighbour Nancy, meanwhile Axl gets a new job as the school bus driver. (S9, E02) 
06:00Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Stephen Bailey and special guest "Gogglebox" legend Scarlett Moffatt pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S8, E03)