This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, February 22 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
09:30Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
10:05Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Season seven ends with previous winners returning in a tournament of champions. (S7, E16) 
11:05Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince - the Movie: Will and Carlton play poker with Jazz but think he is cheating. To get even with Jazz, Will and Carlton make up a story about being in a witness protection program. (S5, E05) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Misery Will has a date with Lisa in a cabin. However, things don't go the way Will thought they would go and he gets more than he bargained for. (S5, E06) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Father Knows Best Ashley decides she does not want to attend private school. She enrols in a public school to find out what it is like in the real world. (S5, E07) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Soul Train Philip and Vivian once were on Soul Train and are invited again for a special show. Vivian is very enthusiastic about it, Philip however isn't quite so keen... (S5, E08) 
15:00Two And A Half Men Phase One, Complete Charlie's relationship with his new girlfriend Wendy moves a stage too far when Jake and Evelyn become attached to her. Alan and Rose bond over a game of scrabble. (S1, E09) 
15:30Two And A Half Men Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Alan realises that it is time to get a makeover when his own son mocks his look, but Alan and Charlie clash over what image is right for him. (S1, E11) 
16:00Wipeout USA Inspired by the Superbowl, this special edition of Wipeout features 12 couch potatoes and 12 cheerleaders who compete in a special football-themed obstacle course. (S2, E01) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
19:00Scrubs My Clean Break Commitment phobe J.D. wants to break up with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) but can't find the courage. Dr. Cox realizes that he is no longer frightening to his residents. (S3, E11) 
19:30Scrubs My Catalyst Sacred Heart is visited by Dr. Casey (guest star Michael J. Fox), a super doctor of sorts, who impress all with his extraordinary medical skills, and his severe O.C.D.! (S3, E12) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Presto-Tina-O Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse" - can Bob rid himself of the curse? (S4, E10) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial To compete with Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob's Burgers commercial to air during the big game. (S4, E11) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Mazel-Tina A series of mishaps leave Tina the centre of attention at a classmate's Bat Mitzvah she wasn't invited to. The rest of the Belchers attempt to stay at their catering post... (S4, E13) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Ambergris Gene, Louise, and Tina find a large piece of ambergris on the beach, and Louise sells it on the black market. Meanwhile, the parents are having the bathroom renovated. (S4, E18) 
22:00South Park: Season 9 Ginger Kids After giving a hate speech against 'the gingers', Cartman awakens the next day with a case of 'Gingervitus' and soon rallies against the persecution of his fellow red heads. (S9, E11) 
22:30South Park: Season 9 Free Willzyx The boys are tricked into believing the killer whale at Sea Park is from the moon. How will Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government and their skateboards help to free him? (S9, E13) 
23:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Emo Philips, Alex Zane, Trisha Goddard and Justin Moorhouse. (S3, E07) 
23:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Eamonn Holmes, Vic Reeves, Joan Rivers and Holly Willoughby. (S3, E08) 
00:00Seann Walsh Live: Seann To Be Wild Seann delivers his unique view on the trials and tribulations of living. From useless smartphones to just ordering a pizza; the life of an incapable, 21st century male is laid bare for all to see. 
01:00Bob's Burgers The Bleakening Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on all the guests. (S8, E06/07) 
01:558 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Emo Philips, Alex Zane, Trisha Goddard and Justin Moorhouse. (S3, E07) 
02:258 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Eamonn Holmes, Vic Reeves, Joan Rivers and Holly Willoughby. (S3, E08) 
02:55Seann Walsh Live: Seann To Be Wild Seann delivers his unique view on the trials and tribulations of living. From useless smartphones to just ordering a pizza; the life of an incapable, 21st century male is laid bare for all to see. 
03:40Workaholics Gone Catfishing As 4/20 approaches, Blake meets a woman online, but Adam and Ders are convinced he's being catfished. (S6, E05) 
04:05Billy On The Street: Olivia Wilde Billy tests the knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York. Games include: "Humpy Dumpy or Mary J Blige" and "You can't do that on television, Adele Edition". Olivia Wilde guests. (S3, E01) 
04:25The Middle The Scratch While scrambling to gather garbage for trash day, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a bottle. When Brick brags to a hall monitor, Frankie and Mike must answer to the police. (S1, E07) 
04:45The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air What's Will Got to Do with It? (Part 1): When Uncle Phil opens a record store, Will believes it is his chance to pursue a career featuring music. However, Uncle Phil refuses him a job... (S5, E01) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.