This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, March 31 2020

06:00Bad Robots This episode sees a tourist information machine feed eager tourists a load of nonsense, and Digi-Photomatic sets about pushing the sales of additional extras. (S1, E05) 
06:25Bad Robots Con-Struct-a-Bear is back to give parents a teddy with a twist, while Digi-Photomatic is busy defacing images of poor unsuspecting users as they attempt to get new passport photos. (S1, E06) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode features a life-long Hulkamaniac and Flash Dancer facing the Trampoline Sweeper. (S3, E17) 
10:00The Middle The Lanai New neighbours with noisy kids make it impossible for Frankie to relax on her new backyard lanai. Meanwhile, Hutch and Axl open a grilled cheese food truck. (S7, E21) 
10:30The Middle Not Mother's Day After a man behind her in line pays for her groceries, Frankie vows to pay the good deed forward. Naturally, chaos ensues. (S7, E22) 
11:00Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
11:30Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
12:00The U.S. Office Performance Review Michael conferences with the employees during their annual performance reviews, while he worries about his own upcoming performance review with Jan. (S2, E08) 
12:30The U.S. Office E-Mail Surveillance Jim is hosting a party, but has not invited Michael. Michael learns of this when he begins spying on his employees' email. Pam begins to notice odd interactions. (S2, E09) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Spaghetti Western and Meatballs Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous. (S1, E09) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Burger Wars After getting wind of Bob's financial trouble, Jimmy Pesto faces-off against his mortal enemy by introducing burgers to his own menu. (S1, E10) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Bikes and Boards Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds bikes and boards the focus! (S2, E05) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Toddlers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode is all about the little kiddie winks! (S2, E06) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give a corporate lecture on sensitivity training, pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street. (S3, E05) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes ...Jokes. Going behind the scenes to find out which challenge the Jokers were desperate to try for years and how long it took to put together Murr's surprise flash mob punishment. (S1, E17) 
16:55The Middle Find My Hecks Summer vacation has begun for Sue and Axl, so it must be party time! Or is it? Middle school graduation nears for Brick, but who is he up against for class valedictorian? (S7, E23) 
17:30The Middle The Show Must Go On After almost forgetting that Brick's middle school graduation is only days away, Frankie goes on a mission to right a wrong. Sue gets a summer job at Dollywood. (S7, E24) 
17:55The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Something for Nothing Will gets lucky at a fund raiser and wins some money. When Will doesn't follow the clubs tradition, it starts rumours about the Banks family. (S2, E12) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Christmas Show Will finds out that his mum is seeing a new man while on a holiday skiing trip. When the adults go out for a party, a knock on the door brings the kids trouble. (S2, E13) 
19:00Two And A Half Men Frankenstein and the ***** Villagers: A new acquaintance introduces Alan to a world of sex he never knew existed, but Charlie is not happy to have to babysit Jake. Too soon for marriage? (S2, E08) 
19:30Two And A Half Men Yes, Monsignor Charlie encounters Lisa (Denise Richards), the woman he thought was "the one" until he found out she was engaged. Jake gets some dirt on his dad. (S2, E09) 
20:00The U.S. Office Performance Review Michael conferences with the employees during their annual performance reviews, while he worries about his own upcoming performance review with Jan. (S2, E08) 
20:30The U.S. Office E-Mail Surveillance Jim is hosting a party, but has not invited Michael. Michael learns of this when he begins spying on his employees' email. Pam begins to notice odd interactions. (S2, E09) 
21:00Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
21:30Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
22:00The Cleveland Show Brotherly Love Cleveland begins pimping out Terry for bachelorette parties as a "cable guy. (S1, E18) 
22:30The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky suggests they play "Room 102", a take on George Orwell's Room 101 from "1984", and asks Karl what he would banish to Room 102 forever. (S3, E04) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Are You There God, It's Me Jesus Cartman claims to be going through puberty, making the boys jealous, and Jesus promises a New Year's Eve spectacle - so books Rod Stewart to play Las Vegas! (S3, E16) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Worldwide Recorder Concert The class visit Mr Garrison's hometown for a recorder concert, where they attempt to find the mysterious 'brown noise'. What part does Kenny G play in this? (S3, E17) 
00:00South Park: The Classic Years The Tooth Fairy Tats Cartman gets $2 from the Tooth Fairy, which leads him to a scheme to buy a new videogame. It's not long before the boys are caught up in the black market tooth racket. (S4, E01) 
00:30South Park: The Classic Years Cartman's Silly Hate Crime Things go from bad to worse for Cartman after he throws a rock at Token - it's jail time for this racist! Will the boys win the sled race without lardy on board? (S4, E02) 
01:00South Park: The Classic Years Timmy! 2000 The boys copy Timmy's behaviour (who has ADD) in order to get out of doing homework. Timmy is heading for rock stardom - but not if Phil Collins has anything to do with it! (S4, E03) 
01:30South Park: The Classic Years Quintuplets 2000 After seeing the Cirque Du Cheville the boys decide to start their own circus. The Romanian contorting quintuplets from the show want to stay in USA - can the boys help? (S4, E04) 
02:00Lee Evans: The Ultimate Experience We've taken chunks from some of the best live performances from Comedy Central's favourite stage-spinning, sweat-spilling, energy-bursting comedian and thrown them into one huge 'mega-chunk'. Enjoy! 
03:45Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Love The aliens give Jeff an ultimatum; win over his crush Linda within 50 days, or the planet will be destroyed. Adult animation. (S1, E09) 
04:05Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Love Simulations The aliens help Jeff find his soulmate using simulations with miniature clones, but things go bad when one of them escapes into the real world. Adult animation. (S1, E10) 
04:30The Middle Find My Hecks Summer vacation has begun for Sue and Axl, so it must be party time! Or is it? Middle school graduation nears for Brick, but who is he up against for class valedictorian? (S7, E23) 
04:50The Middle The Show Must Go On After almost forgetting that Brick's middle school graduation is only days away, Frankie goes on a mission to right a wrong. Sue gets a summer job at Dollywood. (S7, E24) 
05:15Last Man Standing Buffalo Bill Day The Outdoor Man puts on a classic entertainment skit based on a Wild West Show. Ryan has a problem with Mike's interpretation, and Mandy flirts with an oblivious Kyle. (S2, E14) 
05:35Last Man Standing Breaking Curfew Mike catches Mandy sneaking into the house late one night after being with Kyle. Kristin wants to hide the truth from Boyd that she and Ryan are now romantically dating. (S2, E15) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes The jokers work at a pawn shop, try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies, and then complete designated tasks while riding the Roosevelt Island Tramway. (S3, E18)