This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, November 17 2018

06:00Malcolm In The Middle Forwards Backwards Today is Malcolm's birthday but unfortunately he and Reese are in a prank war against each other. Francis does battle with a legend about an evil cow at the Grotto Ranch. (S4, E05) 
06:25Malcolm In The Middle Forbidden Girlfriend Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him, Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex, and Dewey discovers he's an "evil twin". (S4, E06) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Mo Mommy Mo Problems The Belchers attend open houses for the free food, as per Linda's Mother's Day request, but they soon end up at the helm of a real estate scheme. (S8, E19) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Mission Impos-slug-ble When Louise's extensive Burobu card collection gets confiscated at school, she devises a tricky plan to get them back. (S8, E20) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You Just as Bob wonders if his business is worth it, a couple who fell in love at the restaurant asks him to cater their wedding. (S8, E21) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Sacred Cow Bob tries to get a documentary filmmaker to remove the cow he stationed outside the restaurant to protest against meat eating. (S1, E03) 
11:00Malcolm In The Middle Stevie in the Hospital Malcolm's afraid to visit his best friend Stevie in the hospital, Reese becomes a master telemarketer, and someone secretly tries to drive Lois crazy. (S7, E19) 
11:30Malcolm In The Middle Cattle Court Reese pretends to be a vegetarian, Hal decides to teach Dewey a lesson about the game of "Life", and Malcolm talks Craig into standing up to Lois... and then regrets it. (S7, E20) 
12:00Malcolm In The Middle Morp Malcolm decides to organise a "Morp", an alternative to the traditional Prom for those pupils shunned by the "cool" kids. Reese agrees to hire himself out as an escort for the evening. (S7, E21) 
12:30Malcolm In The Middle Graduation Malcolm has the chance of a highly lucrative careerin computer software, but the offer is blocked by his parents, who have higher goals in mind for him... Last ever episode. (S7, E22) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
14:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
14:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers attend a singles night, ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phone, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author, reading an inappropriate story aloud. (S5, E07) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present footage from the cutting room floor, a challenge that was never aired, and the reaction of someone being pranked. (S5, E08) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Working It Out Hilary lands a new job as an assistant to actress Marissa Redman (Queen Latifah) who turns out to be completely disrespectful. Marissa takes a liking to Will... (S1, E25) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Did the Earth Move for You? The Banks family gets tickets to the People's Choice Awards, but on the way there, an earthquake happens. Everyone gets stuck somewhere! (S2, E01) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Mother of All Battles Will and Carlton try to help solve Ashley's bully problems at school until Philip and Vivian find out and try to solve the problem their own way. (S2, E02) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets a Job Phil mistakes Will for Carlton accidentally several times and offers to pay for Will's Homecoming, causing Will to become paranoid that he is becoming exactly like Carlton. (S2, E03) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air PSAT Pstory Will and Carleton take the PSATs with surprising results, while Geoffrey is up for his annual raise - what will happen if he doesn't get one? (S2, E04) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Granny Gets Busy Phil gets upset when he sees his mother spending time with a new man. The kids bet each other that they can't do something the other sex would normally do. (S2, E05) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the Jokers serve up some tennis tips. (S1, E03) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the big loser lacks the magic touch. (S1, E04) 
20:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; there's a marriage made in hell. (S1, E05) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the punishment hits a little too close to home. (S1, E07) 
21:00Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
21:30Friends The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
22:00Friends The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
22:30Friends The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
23:00New: The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; face slapping, female Viagra, cocaine treats, alligator pool parties, a human scarecrow, and a sex coach. (S7, E07) 
00:30RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The queens go full diva in a lip-syncing dance number inspired by the classic TV special VH1 Divas Live. With guest judge Vanessa Williams (Ugly Betty) and choreographer Todrick Hall. (S3, E02) 
01:50Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for TOWIE's Yazmin Oukhellou and James Lock to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S3, E07) 
02:20Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and his mum are in LA and they are ready to rock! They will have 48hours at the Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp to become full blown guitar heroes and perform in Hollywood. (S2, E03) 
02:50Ali G in Da USAiii In New York to sell book ideas to publishers and agents, Ali G pitches ideas for bestsellers, including an Ali G 'autobiography' of President Bush. Br?no leads the "fashion polizei". (S3, E04) 
03:25Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G muses about the U.S. Constitution with historian/author/"hair stylist" Gore Vidal, Borat learns about buying a house in a gated community, and Br?no attends a barn dance in Georgia. (S3, E05) 
03:55Ali G in Da USAiii In the final episode of the series, Ali G gets relationship advice from 'Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus' author John Gray, Borat goes job-hunting, and Br?no gets wrestling lessons. (S3, E06) 
04:30Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
04:50Friends The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
05:15Friends The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
05:35Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
06:00Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08)