This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, September 21 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong Greg is still bitter over an accident that ended a competitive game of ping-pong he and Matt had started years ago, so they decide to finally settle the score. (S1, E10) 
06:20Life In Pieces College Stealing Santa Caroling Colleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas caroling. (S1, E11) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Softball Malcolm volunteers for the company's softball team, only to realize that Lois is the coach. Meanwhile, Hal interviews for a job at a company that might be recruiting secret agents. (S5, E12) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Lois' Sister: Aunt Susan visits, bringing Reese and Malcolm a red 1967 Ford Mustang Convertible, Dewey a cotton-candy machine, and Jamie a $5,000 savings bond. Lois and Hal are suspicious... (S5, E13) 
10:00Bob's Burgers I Get Psy-chic Out of You Linda falls and hits her head, leading her to believe that she has psychic powers. It's not long before everyone is convinced of her special gift... (S4, E16) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Ambergris Gene, Louise, and Tina find a large piece of ambergris on the beach, and Louise sells it on the black market. Meanwhile, the parents are having the bathroom renovated. (S4, E18) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present footage from the cutting room floor, a challenge that was never aired, and the reaction of someone being pranked. (S5, E08) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dressed up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake! (S5, E11) 
13:00Friends: Bing's Best Zingers The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
13:40Friends: Bing's Best Zingers The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
14:05Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Human Cartoon' Danielle La Brie, 'Long Shot' Aurelia Long, and 'Second Vest' Sean Vest. (S7, E07) 
15:00The Middle The Christmas Miracle Axl declares that he's not going to church this year, and Mike goes to war with the Glossner kids after they deface his new, inflatable snowman. (S9, E10) 
15:30The Middle New Year's Revelations As New Year's Eve approaches Sue admits to Frankie that she likes Sean Donahue. Meanwhile, Axl, Brick, Mike and Big Mike go for a drive with a surprise. (S9, E11) 
16:00The Middle The Other Man While Axl and Mike enjoy a closer bond now that Axl has a real job, Frankie feels ignored. (S9, E12) 
16:30The Middle Mommapalooza Frankie decides she needs to find a new passion in her life. Meanwhile, Mike orders Sue and Brick to fix the giant hole between their bedroom walls. (S9, E13) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Softball Malcolm volunteers for the company's softball team, only to realize that Lois is the coach. Meanwhile, Hal interviews for a job at a company that might be recruiting secret agents. (S5, E12) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Lois' Sister: Aunt Susan visits, bringing Reese and Malcolm a red 1967 Ford Mustang Convertible, Dewey a cotton-candy machine, and Jamie a $5,000 savings bond. Lois and Hal are suspicious... (S5, E13) 
18:00Bob's Burgers I Get Psy-chic Out of You Linda falls and hits her head, leading her to believe that she has psychic powers. It's not long before everyone is convinced of her special gift... (S4, E16) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Ambergris Gene, Louise, and Tina find a large piece of ambergris on the beach, and Louise sells it on the black market. Meanwhile, the parents are having the bathroom renovated. (S4, E18) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dressed up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake! (S5, E11) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Philadelphia Story Will and the entire Banks family vacation in Will's hometown, Philadelphia, and learn a surprising secret about Will's reputation in the neighbourhood. (S4, E26) 
21:00Bob's Burgers The Kids Run the Restaurant After Bob goes to the hospital, the kids take over the restaurant and turn it into a casino. Things get "dicey". Meanwhile, Bob is assigned a first-time doctor. (S3, E20) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Boyz 4 Now Tina and Louise attend a Boyz 4 Now concert, leading Louise to be horrified at developing her first crush on the lead singer. Gene has qualified for a tablescaping competition. (S3, E21) 
22:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
23:00Layer Cake Film Daniel Craig is a successful, smooth-talking drug dealer whose plans for early retirement are thwarted when his boss asks him for one final job. Stars Tom Hardy, Sienna Miller, Michael Gambon. (2004) 
01:10Jack Dee: So What? Live So What? is the side-splitting result of six years' build-up of irritation and indignation. Jack is as bitterly hilarious as ever as he lets rips at life's petty annoyances and everyday frustrations. 
02:10Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar are in Brazil where, under Nish's watchful eye, Joel will train with the 'Xavante' and take part in a punishing relay race like no other. (S1, E05) 
03:10Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar travel to the Philippines to test Joel's hunter-gatherer skills. He must learn to free-dive in order to catch fish, and scale cliffs for birds nests. (S1, E06) 
04:00Legends of Chamberlain Heights Class President In an effort to impress Cindy, Grover runs for class president - and wins. But the student body demands that he fulfil the promises he made during his campaign. (S1, E06) 
04:25Bob's Burgers I Get Psy-chic Out of You Linda falls and hits her head, leading her to believe that she has psychic powers. It's not long before everyone is convinced of her special gift... (S4, E16) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Ambergris Gene, Louise, and Tina find a large piece of ambergris on the beach, and Louise sells it on the black market. Meanwhile, the parents are having the bathroom renovated. (S4, E18) 
05:15The Middle The Christmas Miracle Axl declares that he's not going to church this year, and Mike goes to war with the Glossner kids after they deface his new, inflatable snowman. (S9, E10) 
05:35The Middle New Year's Revelations As New Year's Eve approaches Sue admits to Frankie that she likes Sean Donahue. Meanwhile, Axl, Brick, Mike and Big Mike go for a drive with a surprise. (S9, E11) 
06:00Malcolm In The Middle Robbery The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, Francis tries to help a heartbroken friend at the academy, and Hal and the boys fight nature at home. (S2, E07)