This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, January 18 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ethnic Tip Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise at who arrives to teach it... (S1, E17) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Young and the Restless Philip's mother joins the family for the weekend after recovering from a cold, Philip wants her to relax for the weekend but she has other ideas. (S1, E18) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Wheel of Misfortune, Total Carnage and the Towering Flume of Doom. (S4, E20) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ethnic Tip Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise at who arrives to teach it... (S1, E17) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Young and the Restless Philip's mother joins the family for the weekend after recovering from a cold, Philip wants her to relax for the weekend but she has other ideas. (S1, E18) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Wheel of Misfortune, Total Carnage and the Towering Flume of Doom. (S4, E20) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
19:00Scrubs My Super Ego Golden boy J.D. faces competition for top intern at Sacred Heart. The usually upbeat Turk faces a crisis of consequence as he dwells on the dangers of surgery. (S1, E07) 
19:30Scrubs My Fifteen Minutes Turk's brush with fame is exploited by Dr. Kelso. Intern evaluations are due and Dr. Cox leaves J.D. to evaluate himself. Elliot looks for a place to fit in. (S1, E08) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
20:30Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
21:00Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
22:00South Park: Season 6 The Death Camp of Tolerance Mr. Garrison realizes that getting fired for being gay could allow him to sue the school for millions, so he decides to perform crazy sex acts with Mr Slave. (S6, E14) 
22:30South Park: Season 6 The Biggest Douche in the Universe Cartman is rushed to hospital after again being possessed by Kenny. Chef believes a TV psychic can help but Stan isn't so sure... (S6, E15) 
23:00Tosh.0 Daniel discusses foot care, sits down with Iraqi twin brothers Michael and Zach Zakar and gets his fashion choices shamed by his audience. (S9, E21) 
23:30Tosh.0 Daniel sits down with a pair of fake fitness experts, puts his rope swing away for the winter and tries to seduce naked tree lovers. (S9, E22) 
00:00Bob's Burgers Brunchsquatch To compete with Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, Bob begins serving brunch, but it quickly turns to chaos. Tina, Gene and Louise decide to help Mr. Fischoeder's brother hide from him. (S8, E01) 
00:30Rick and Morty A Rickle in Time Having restarted time, Rick, Morty and Summer are in a quantum-uncertain state of existence. An argument leads to the creation of two alternate timelines... (S2, E01) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ethnic Tip Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise at who arrives to teach it... (S1, E17) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Young and the Restless Philip's mother joins the family for the weekend after recovering from a cold, Philip wants her to relax for the weekend but she has other ideas. (S1, E18) 
02:00John Bishop Live: Rollercoaster... ...Tour The legendary Mr Bishop is here to take you on a ride to remember talking the ups and downs of sex, marriage, lingerie, what 50 shades of grey has done to the women of England and more! 
03:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
03:20Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
03:40Lip Sync Battle: Empire Special Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! The stars of 'Empire', Terrence Howard and Taraji P. Henson, go head-to-head. With a guest appearance from Mary J. Blige! (S1, E17) 
04:05Idiotsitter Rush, Rush Billie becomes the housemother to an eerily tight-knit sorority, and Gene gets involved in a very different side of campus Greek life. (S2, E06) 
04:25Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
05:10Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
05:35Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.