This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, May 26 2018

06:00Little Princess It's Sports Day The castle hosts a sports day, but Little Princess is less than delighted to discover that her teammates are Scruff and the Admiral. Narrated by Julian Clary. (S2 Ep 2) 
06:10Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. A mummy kangaroo turns to Wissper for help when her joey won't leave the pouch. (S1 Ep 9) 
06:20Poppy Cat Animation. Hilary the hedgehog has not been able to hibernate and her snoring is making Mo grumpy. Can the gang find a soft place for Hilary to sleep? (S2 Ep 11) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey Preschool series starring an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey's hair is almost covering his eyes, so he joins some friends for a haircut! (S3 Ep 12) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Nala and Simba are chewing everything now that they have all their teeth! Meanwhile, the bull mastiffs enjoy running in the rain. (S1 Ep 6) 
06:40Mofy Animation. Beaver keeps an eye on Mofy and Kerry while they take a bath in the pond. The squirrels are covered in mud and need a bath too but Lee hates getting wet. (S1 Ep 47) 
06:45Simon Animation. Simon and Gaspard are going to bed when all the lights go out! While their parents are changing the fuses, the boys look for Gaspard's blankie. (S1 Ep 43) 
06:50Olly the Little White Van Olly Cleans Up Olly helps to clean up after Miss Florette's birthday party and realises just how many uses ordinary rubbish can have. (S1 Ep 31) 
07:00Peppa Pig Animation. Mr Potato visits the playgroup with his superhero friend Super Potato, who teaches the children the importance of eating fruit and vegetables every day. (S5 Ep 40) 
07:05Paw Patrol Pups Make a Splash Brand new CGI animation about a pack of six heroic puppies. A boat runs aground and puppies Zuma, Skye and Rocket, aided by Ryder, rush to save it before it sinks. (S1 Ep 1) 
07:20Thomas and Friends CGI animation. During a storm, Skiff the tiny railboat gets blown down the track and right into a tree that lightning has been brought down across the branch line. (S20 Ep 9) 
07:35Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Boyce puts the crew through a rigorous fitness routine. Several of them are injured, which causes a problem when a fire breaks out. (S10 Ep 12) 
07:55Rusty Rivets Animated series. When the comic-book action figures Rusty created for Liam come alive, they behave just like their conquering characters! (S1 Ep 35) 
08:05PAW Patrol Pups' Autumn Festival: CGI animation following a pack of puppies led by a 10-year-old called Ryder. The puppies need to pick all of farmer Yumi's fruit before a snowstorm arrives. (S1 Ep 2) 
08:25Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Minatori interrupts Trinket and Nella's BFWK (Best Friends in the Whole Kingdom) mall-stravaganza day. (Ep 26) 
08:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. It's Bling's birthday, but Big Ears has hidden her present to stop her opening it early and he can't remember where! (S1 Ep 19) 
09:00Floogals Animation. The Floogals' experiments to find out the uses of a piece of elastic come in handy when they accidentally break the Boy Hooman's school project. (S1 Ep 27) 
09:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Visiting the Marigolds Impish animation. Mishap follows mishap as everyone pays a visit to snooty King and Queen Marigold's castle. (S1 Ep 48) 
09:25Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. When Zeta steals Princess Samira's necklace, the girls must get it back before the sorceress finds its special power. (S2 Ep 7) 
09:45Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Digby's cousin Dougie drops in on Applecross. He tells some wonderful stories, but eventually it becomes clear that they are far too good to be true! (S1 Ep 42) 
10:00Peppa Pig Animation. Grandpa Pig wants to take Peppa and George sailing, but his boat has sunk. So they have to rely on Grampy Rabbit and his hovercraft instead. (S5 Ep 41) 
10:10Peppa Pig Animation. When Peppa gets her very first Playgroup Star for drawing, Daddy Pig decides that it's time he got a Playgroup Star of his own. (S5 Ep 42) 
10:15Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated adventures with the heroes in a half-shell. The Turtles are transported to an alternate dimension where they meet the rabbit samurai, Miyamoto Usagi. (S5 Ep 7) 
10:50Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous Animal-themed videos on the internet. 
11:10Naughty Toddlers Make You LOL Comic clips that have taken the internet by storm, including canoodling toddler pals Ava and Leo, and doughnut-pilfering young spin doctor Tiffany Sims. (S4 Ep 6) 
12:05Holidays Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip compilation show. Funny-man Iain Lee narrates an entertaining compilation of the most amusing and outrageous holiday-themed videos that have taken the internet by storm. 
13:00Playful Pups Make You Laugh Out Loud ...Loud. Another helping of the internet's funniest puppy videos, featuring talking puppies, dancing puppies, talented puppies and, of course, the dumbest puppies on the web. 
14:05Nightmare Tenants: Get Out Of... ...My House. Documentary series. A tanning salon owner offers to rent his home to an employee, who upsets the neighbours with her parties and owes him 3,000 in back rent. (S3 Ep 4) 
15:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series that delves into the dark side of the UK's housing crisis, featuring victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. (S3 Ep 3) 
16:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Teorin and Collette's large family home was turned into a holiday stopover for strangers. Council officers uncover 40 people in a potential death-trap house. (S3 Ep 5) 
17:055 News Weekend National and international news. 
17:10Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! Seasonal edition of the reality series. The agents grapple with moral dilemmas as a young family are made homeless and an off-licence battles to stay open for the holidays. (S3 Ep 12) 
18:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. High Court Enforcement Agents face aggressive debtors, heartbreaking evictions, distraught daughters and a Formula One racing team in dire straits. (S4 Ep 2) 
19:00Cricket On 5: Eng Vs Pak-1st Test Highlights of the third day of the First Test between England and Pakistan from Lord's. 
19:55What the Dambusters Did Next Documentary examining the missions undertaken by the members of No 617 Squadron RAF after they breached two important German dams in May 1943. 
21:15New: Queen Victoria And Her... Documentary series. A look at how Queen Victoria, devastated by the loss of her husband, the father of her nine children, descended into mourning, and refused to appear in public. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:15Elizabeth I: The Enemy Within Docu-drama series. For the first 25 years of her reign, Elizabeth never feels secure. Catholic plots abound, many of which centre around Mary Queen of Scots. (Ep 2) 
23:15Football On 5: The Championship... Colin Murray presents highlights of the SkyBet Championship Play-Off Final from Wembley. 
00:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10The Secret Life of Marilyn... Monroe The Early Years. Drama about the early real life of Marilyn Monroe. Born Norma Jeane Mortenson, Marilyn conquers a lonely, loveless childhood, reinventing herself to become an American icon. 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice tries to help a couple who cannot sell their home despite a property market boom in fashionable Hammersmith. [SL] (S2 Ep 11) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of the Western world's most famous artists. The Dutch painter Harmenszoon Van Rijn Rembrandt is a giant in the history of art. [SL] (S1 Ep 11) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
06:00Little Princess I Want to Be a Pirate Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the picture books. Little Princess decides to be a pirate, but is unhappy when she is told to do her chores. (S2 Ep 3)