This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, April 25 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Whistling Pig tales. Peppa tries to learn how to whistle after she realizes that seemingly everyone but her can do it. (S3 Ep 28) 
06:05Peppa Pig Doctor Hamster's Tortoise Pig tales. Doctor Hamster the vet comes to Peppa's playgroup to show the children her pets. (S3 Ep 29) 
06:10Milkshake Monkey Live action series about an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey spends the day at the stables - and finds that it is harder work looking after horses than he thought. (S4 Ep 4) 
06:15Wissper Animation. Jambo Tortoise has a date to see the sunset with his special friend Jemima, but a big rock has fallen on his foot. Can Herbert Horse carry him? (S2 Ep 14) 
06:25New: Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series based on Enid Blyton's popular character. Someone has spread glue all over the platform at Toy Green station! (S2 Ep 14) 
06:40Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Norman and Mandy find a penguin that has escaped from Newtown Zoo and decide to take it home, without Dilys's knowledge. (S10 Ep 19) 
06:55Thomas & Friends Animation. Gordon has a tantrum about all the changes being made to the railway but his new friend Nia from Kenya helps him to see the changes in a different light. (S22 Ep 2) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Eddy steals the burgers at Maggie's BBQ, but Shane saves the day when he discovers Maggie's secret and an alternative meat-free ingredient in her shed. (S1 Ep 30) 
07:15Peppa Pig Perfume After smelling Granny Pig's perfume de lavender, Peppa experiments with the flowers in the garden to create her own special smell. (S4 Ep 29) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animated antics of a lovable piglet. Madame Gazelle teaches the playgroup to play the recorder. After lots of practice at home, they put on a concert for their parents. (S6 Ep 5) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. Swift and Brody have to rely on each other and their 'buddy navigating' skills to lead the geese to safety in the fog. (S1 Ep 8) 
07:55Paw Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue puppies. Chickaletta is stuck on a runaway drone and mysterious butterflies are causing chaos! (S5 Ep 1) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation about a Dragon. (S2 Ep 14) 
08:20Little Princess I Want a Shop Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the much-loved picture books. Little Princess decides to set up her own shop and searches the castle for things to sell. (S3 Ep 19) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine CGI-animated series about twin genies. Zeta's relaxing night at the treehouse is disturbed when the girls also show up, so she tries to scare them away. (S3 Ep 23) 
08:55Floogals Animation. The Floogals find an incubator full of eggs in the garden shed. (S2 Ep 39) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animated series about five fun-loving balls of light. The Sunny Bunnies will not give up until they get a ride on their favourite merry-go-round. (S1 Ep 1) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine chairs the popular discussion show, with a panel dissecting the day's hot topics. 
11:15Traffic Cops Action-packed documentary series. The traffic cops are on the tail of criminals who more and more frequently use cloned number plates to stay off the cops' radar. (Ep 4) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A jeweller lashes out at Garry in Birmingham, and a dispute between a council and a private landlord in East London prompts Steve and Max to clamp the mayor's limo. (S5 Ep 5) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Will Raffy agree to Mason's plan to produce his own cannabis oil? Leah and Justin end up in bed. Marilyn fears the worst when news comes from Kabul. 
13:45Neighbours Finn's attempt to ingratiate himself with the community hits a snag. David decides to specialise in neuropsychiatry, with Finn as a case study. Toadie apologises to Shane and Dipi. 
14:15Deadly Vows Film Thriller starring Kathryn Leigh Scott and Brittany Underwood. A woman becomes suspicious that her chef sister poisons men who don't match up to her high expectations. (2017) 
16:00Friends Chandler and Joey discover that their TV is receiving free pornography. Ross wants to tell his girlfriend that he loves her. (S4 Ep 17) 
16:30Friends Ross and his ex-wife get jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry. (S4 Ep 18) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Finn's attempt to ingratiate himself with the community hits a snag. David decides to specialise in neuropsychiatry, with Finn as a case study. Toadie apologises to Shane and Dipi. 
18:00Home and Away Will Raffy agree to Mason's plan to produce his own cannabis oil? Leah and Justin end up in bed. Marilyn fears the worst when news comes from Kabul. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Secrets Of The National Trust... ...With Alan Titchmarsh. Historical series. Set on the shores of the beautiful Strangford Lough is one of the most glorious houses in the National Trust Collection, Mount Stewart. (S3 Ep 3) 
20:00New: Shop Smart: Save Money:.. ...Springtime Savings. Consumer show with top tips from Fiona Phillips and Gaby Roslin. Investigating which supermarket flowers are blooming marvellous and which are bottom of the bunch. (S3 Ep 2) 
21:00New: The Gypsies Next Door Series about Gypsies fighting to keep their traditions alive, and residents fighting to ban Travellers' encampments. Bill organises a charity horse and trap drive through London. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:00BIG Age Gap Love: Bride 23,.. ...Groom 68. Documentary series. 28-year-old Sarah fell in love with her own mother's ex-husband. 47-year-old Sarah is dating a friend of her teenage son. (S2 Ep 2) 
23:05Britain's Jobseeker Capital Documentary series exploring the reality of life on benefits. This episode visits Hull, the town with the highest unemployment rate and the lowest weekly wage in the UK. (S1 Ep 4) 
00:05Danniella Westbrook: In Therapy Combining the privileged intimacy of the therapy room with personal interviews, this documentary reveals one of the UK's most notorious celebrities laid bare like never before. 
01:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access Entertainment round up. 
03:10Traffic Cops Action-packed documentary series. A convicted drug dealer leads North Yorkshire's Roads Policing Group on a 140-mile-an-hour chase down one of the UK's busiest motorways. (S1 Ep 1) 
04:00My Mum's Hotter Than Me! Documentary series about parents who will do anything to look hotter than their kids. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton. [SL] (S4 Ep 1) 
05:10Divine Designs In his series on religious art and artefacts, Paul Binski explores Winchester Cathedral and visits Fountains Abbey in rural Yorkshire. [SL] (S2 Ep 1) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 12) 
06:00Peppa Pig Sun, Sea and Snow Pig tales. Peppa and her family are looking forward to a trip to the seaside, but when they arrive at the beach there is too much snow! (S3 Ep 30)