This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, November 23 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men Rough Night in Hump Junction Charlie is on a hot-streak of one night stands, impressive by his own record, so much so that he visits his shrink. Is he be missing someone? Jane Lynch guests. (S5, E15) 
09:30Two And A Half Men Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Alan plans Evelyn's wedding to her fiancÚ, whilst Charlie pursues Teddy's devious daughter (Jenny McCarthy) - his future stepsister! Just how far will he go? (S5, E16) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some whacky memoirs to potential readers. (S2, E02) 
12:00My Wife And Kids The Lady is Not a Tramp Vanessa and Junior get a dog to help prepare for the coming baby. Kady is allergic to the dog, so Jay makes Junior give Kady her allergy medications. (S4, E12) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Of Mice and Men When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator to get rid of them, but, as usual, Michael is determined to handle it himself. (S4, E13) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Mono While Lois and Malcolm are laid up with mono, Hal discovers another side to the neighbourhood. Meanwhile, Dewey tries to introduce Reese to kinder, gentler ways of dealing with Jamie. (S7, E13) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Hal Grieves Hal's father dies, but he fails to show any emotion, which leads him to wonder whether his children will miss him. Bryan Cranston was nominated for an Emmy for this episode. (S7, E14) 
14:00Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
14:30Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
15:00The Middle: Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
15:30The Middle: Thanksgiving Thanksgiving II Mike invites his brother Rusty and his father for Thanksgiving. Frankie encourages Mike, with his brother and father, to talk about their feelings. (S2 E09) 
16:00The Middle: Thanksgiving Thanksgiving III Frankie's parents, Pat and Tag, invite the Hecks to spend Thanksgiving at their house. However, the festivities begin to fall apart quickly... (S3, E10) 
16:30The Middle: Thanksgiving Thanksgiving IV Frankie's bickering parents come for Thanksgiving, Axl's football comeback may be postponed, Sue's mascot head is stolen, and Brick is fascinated by a new book. (S4, E08) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The pranksters take jobs at a garden centre, pose as deli employees, and try their luck as CPR instructors. (S2, E04) 
19:00The Middle Thanksgiving V: Thanksgiving finds the Heck-household hoarding secrets. Sue and Frankie try to hide Frankie's outlandish behaviour, while Axl must find a way to tell his parents bad news. (S5, E07) 
19:30The Middle Thanksgiving VI Due to their kitchen sink still being in disrepair, the Hecks decide to eat out for Thanksgiving. Brick invites his girlfriend Cindy and Sue tries to help Darren with Mike. (S6, E07) 
20:00Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
20:30Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
21:00Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game The celebrated comic has an adept ability to charm his audience with tales of middle age, marriage, and making sausage sandwiches. Recorded live at London's Hackney Empire. 
22:00South Park Hooked on Monkey Fonics The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee - but where do m**********g monkeys fit into this?!? (S3, E12) 
22:30South Park Starvin' Marvin In Space: Marvin is back! He and the boys travel around the world in an alien spaceship on a food-gathering mission, hotly pursued by the CIA and Sally Struthers. (S3, E13) 
23:00Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
23:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
00:00Friends The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
00:30Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
01:00Nathan For You Clothing Store / Restaurant: Nathan encourages a clothing store to allow shoplifting and turns a restaurant into the neighbourhood toilet. (S1, E03) 
01:30Lip Sync Battle: Empire Special Celebrities do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Terrence Howard and Taraji P. Henson, the stars of 'Empire', continue their battle for mic supremacy! (S1, E18) 
02:00Broad City The Matrix Feeling sucked into a never-ending web of technology, Abbi and Ilana unplug for a day that's filled with rollerblading, canine nuptials, and an emergency medical situation. (S2, E06) 
02:30Impractical Jokers The guys share secrets with grocery store shoppers, team up to help customers at an art store, and try to get pictures for a fake blog. (S6, E03) 
03:00Impractical Jokers The guys spread the love as attendants in a bridal dress shop much to the dismay of the brides-to-be. Plus, they attempt to sway focus groups with fragrance campaigns that truly stink. (S6, E06) 
03:20Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy goes to a strip club, stars in a boy band's music video, and fights crime as a plainclothes police detective. Dennis Quaid guests. (S3, E02) 
03:40Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Nathan Caton deals with rudeness, Jarred Christmas on the Australian/New Zealand divide, Andy Askins has one-liners galore, and Andrew Lawrence calls in sick. (S03, E10) 
04:05Lip Sync Battle: Empire Special Celebrities do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Terrence Howard and Taraji P. Henson, the stars of 'Empire', continue their battle for mic supremacy! (S1, E18) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Mono While Lois and Malcolm are laid up with mono, Hal discovers another side to the neighbourhood. Meanwhile, Dewey tries to introduce Reese to kinder, gentler ways of dealing with Jamie. (S7, E13) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Hal Grieves Hal's father dies, but he fails to show any emotion, which leads him to wonder whether his children will miss him. Bryan Cranston was nominated for an Emmy for this episode. (S7, E14) 
05:15Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
05:35Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.