This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, May 22 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How many pounds of potatoes were made for the famous Scoopski Potatoes challenge? What did Rosie O'Donnell require before agreeing to appear as Q's clone? (S2, E09) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker has never competed in the Wheel of Faces challenge? And what punishment tested the limits of the producers acting ability? (S2, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
09:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Second Vest' Sean Vest, 'Alienator' Marco Ruiz, and 'Crochet King' Taylor Hoch. (S7, E08) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How many pounds of potatoes were made for the famous Scoopski Potatoes challenge? What did Rosie O'Donnell require before agreeing to appear as Q's clone? (S2, E09) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker has never competed in the Wheel of Faces challenge? And what punishment tested the limits of the producers acting ability? (S2, E10) 
12:00Friends The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
12:30Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Sports Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on sporting disasters. (S1, E01) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Weddings Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on Wedding foul ups. (S1, E02) 
14:00Wipeout USA Fall head over heels in a new way as former 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette' contestants compete. Including Erica Rose, Tenley Molzahn, Michelle Kujawa, Arie Luyendyk, and Natalie Getz. (S7, E09) 
15:00The Middle Valentine's Day Axl has a date, Sue has her first boy-girl party, and Brick is at a sleepover. So will Mike and Frankie have an opportunity to have a romantic Valentine's Day? (S1, E15) 
15:30The Middle The Bee Brick wins a local spelling bee and Mike is highly enthusiastic about his talent. Meanwhile Sue's birthday is forgotten so Frankie tries to make it up to her on the trip to Chicago. (S1, E16) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Bleakening Part 2: Linda's party takes a turn when she realises one of her prized ornaments has been stolen. (S8, E07) 
16:30Bob's Burgers V for Valentine-Detta On Valentine's Day, Tina gets her heart broken, so Linda and Louise attempt to cheer her up by taking her on a girls' night out. Bob and Gene become closer than ever. (S8, E08) 
17:00Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Runaway Rockaway, Breakfast and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S1, E05) 
17:30Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants try to avoid the water in Turtle Path before taking on the muddy Tug of War all aiming to storm the castle and claim victory. Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S1, E06) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What prop does Murr carry almost daily? Which Jokers danced in their high school musical? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe to find out! (S2, E11) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What was Sal's fear when Joe was told to pour water in his mouth? How many days a year are the guys together? And what punishment had the producers so scared, they doubled security? (S2, E12) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
20:00Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
20:30Friends The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers utilize mall shoppers to mediate their mindless conflicts, demand ice cream at a specialized business, and start protests for ridiculous causes. (S3, E07) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Uncensored Practical joke show. Which joker will face the apology gauntlet? To avoid it they must get compliments on peculiar clothes, act weird with instruments, and attach balloons to strangers! (S4, E10) 
22:00Impractical Jokers Our host and two former NFL players are in the studio giving in-depth analysis of each joker's strategy and execution as well as statistical analysis and review of game-day footage. 
22:30Impractical Jokers: All Aboard While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting to play games with their fans and to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from the past. 
23:00Rocketman: Movie Special Film Go behind the scenes of Rocketman, with exclusive access to the film that's bringing Elton John's life to the big screen. We'll be on set, in the studio and hear from Sir Elton himself. 
23:30South Park HumancetiPad After failing to read the small print in a contract Kyle is kidnapped by Apple, who have big plans in store for him. It's left up to the boys to rescue him from Steve Jobs. (S15, E01) 
00:00South Park Royal Pudding After the Canadian Princess is kidnapped during her wedding ceremony, Ike is summoned to Canada to help track her down. What manner of beast would commit such a crime? (S15, E03) 
00:30South Park T.M.I. After an embarrassing incident involving his penis, Cartman is sent to anger management and Randy tries his best to deal with the fallout but things just go from bad to worse. (S15, E04) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Mr Dildo, a Welsh plant grower meets (and smokes with) Snoop Dogg, New Zealand's idea of CGI, and a pea-shooting champion! (S5, E02) 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Yvette Fielding, David Walliams, Reginald D. Hunter & Phil Spencer. (S8, E05) 
02:30Phil Wang At The Comedy Store Phil Wang hosts this evening's show from the legendary Comedy Store in London. Joining him are the side-splitting Stephen Bailey, the exceptional Huge Davies, and the fabulous Sophie Willan. (S5, E10) 
03:00Cats Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, tonight's features; some infamous felines and proof that you can teach an old cat new tricks. (S1, E01) 
03:25Detroiters Farmer Zack Sam re-records an old jingle he sang with his ex after it causes friction in his new relationship, and Tim finds out that he isn't well-liked on the internet. (S2, E05) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel meets a security guard who became an internet legend, reviews a daring convenience store crime, and reveals the new sensation sweeping the country. (S10, E13) 
04:05Workaholics Gone Catfishing As 4/20 approaches, Blake meets a woman online, but Adam and Ders are convinced he's being catfished. (S6, E05) 
04:30Wipeout USA Fall head over heels in a new way as former 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette' contestants compete. Including Erica Rose, Tenley Molzahn, Michelle Kujawa, Arie Luyendyk, and Natalie Getz. (S7, E09) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
05:35Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What prop does Murr carry almost daily? Which Jokers danced in their high school musical? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe to find out! (S2, E11)