This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, March 20 2019

06:00Life In Pieces Eyebrow Anonymous Trapped Gem When Tim accidentally shaves off a huge chunk of eyebrow before an important photoshoot, he hopes Jen and Colleen's grooming expertise can fix it. (S2, E03) 
06:20Life In Pieces Cheap Promotion Flying Birthday Tim attempts to fire Heather from her receptionist position at his office, John tries to break Sophia's fear of flying by taking her on a small plane. (S2, E04) 
06:40Life In Pieces Dinner Professor Steps Lesbian Lark takes her first steps while Greg is away on business; and Colleen, Heather, Jen and Dougie have a ladies' night out. (S2, E05) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
09:30Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
10:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
10:30Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
11:00Most Ridiculous Kids Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever found online. This episode focuses on those little blighters commonly known as kids. (S1, E05) 
11:30Most Ridiculous Jobs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on everyone's favourite activity; jobs. (S1, E06) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they're told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a hilarious scene at a donut shop. (S11, E04) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for an e-mail they're writing. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant. (S11, E05) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
14:00Wipeout USA A socially awkward contestant, a high-school "clownselor" and a "bull-frog assassin" are served a baby-food smorgasbord and brave the sushi bar at the Wipeout Kitchen. (S4, E22) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle A new group of contestants attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. There will be a lot of slips along the way, especially on the Slippery Wall. Roman Kemp is joined by Capital FM's Vick Hope. (S5, E03) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
16:00Most Ridiculous Kids Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever found online. This episode focuses on those little blighters commonly known as kids. (S1, E05) 
16:30Most Ridiculous Jobs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on everyone's favourite activity; jobs. (S1, E06) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 1): Will and Carlton move into their new "crib", and immediately throw a party, but being on the guest list becomes a non-requirement. (S4, E01) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2): Will and Carlton are thrown out of their apartment by the landlord because of the wild party being held at their place. (S4, E02) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes ...Jokes. Going behind the scenes to find out which challenge the Jokers were desperate to try for years and how long it took to put together Murr's surprise flash mob punishment. (S1, E17) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Murr, Sal and Q skirt the law while posing as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall. This week's loser has a tough sell on their hands. (S11, E07) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Junior Salesman Dwight is tasked with finding a new part time salesman to fill in for Jim - but will he promote Clark or instead decide to assemble a super-team of his own cronies? (S9, E13) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Vandalism Jim & Darryl's flat-sharing in Philly gets intense, Angela gets angry with the Senator, and Pam is shocked when someone vandalises her mural - time for some investigating... (S9, E14) 
21:00Not Another Teen Movie Film At John Hughes High School discover whether the popular jock, Jake (Chris Evans), can transform Janey (Chyler Leigh), the ugly-yet-pretty girl, into the prom queen? Jaime Pressly co-stars. (2001) 
22:45South Park: The Classic Years Cartmanland When Cartman inherits $1million and purchases his own theme park, Stan starts to question his faith in God. It's not long before things start to go out of control for Cartman. (S5, E06) 
23:10South Park: The Classic Years Proper Condom Use After Cartman and Stan play "red rocket" with their dogs, their parents decide it's time for some school sex education. What the school provides creates worse problems! (S5, E07) 
23:40South Park: The Classic Years Towelie Stan's mother buys the boys a console called The Okama Gamesphere but it is stolen whilst they are at school. To get it back they must help a talking towel take on the government! (S5, E08) 
00:10Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; an erupting volcano, a naked church, porn for the blind, a racist cookbook, the oddest book title of the year, and a sexercise app. 
01:05Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
02:058 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Raef Bjayou, Vic Reeves, Jodie Kidd, and David Walliams. (S6, E01) 
02:35Broad City Sleep No More Abbi and Ilana visit "Sleep No More," and Abbi tries to find the right time to tell Ilana some life-changing news. (S5, E08) 
03:00Drunk History Comedians get drunk and teach us about history. Tonight Romesh Ranganathan talks Tutankhamen, Joe Lycett on highway man Dick Turpin, and Tom Rosenthal explains how Byron had a pet bear! (S1, E03) 
03:25Another Period Senate The Commodore returns home to Bellacourt Manor, Frederick prepares to become a U.S. senator, and Lillian and Beatrice sabotage Hortense's suffrage rally. (S1, E05) 
03:45Hood Adjacent James puts his personal stamp on activism by providing real-world solutions, and looks at the protest movement in America through a lens that satirizes the issues facing people of colour. (S2, E02) 
04:05Bob's Burgers Brunchsquatch To compete with Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, Bob begins serving brunch, but it quickly turns to chaos. Tina, Gene and Louise decide to help Mr. Fischoeder's brother hide from him. (S8, E01) 
04:30Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; Some things are better in slow-mo, dating do's and don'ts, and punch drunk love. (S2, E11) 
05:15Undateable My Hero Is Me Danny and Justin's relationships are going surprisingly well before Nicky drops a bombshell that turns everyone a bit 'banana-pants'. (S1, E05) 
05:35Undateable The Julius Effect Leslie's ex Julius is in town to sign their divorce papers but what she doesn't realise is that he's not the only one who has betrayed her. (S1, E08) 
06:00Life In Pieces Boxing Opinion Spider Beard Joan constantly scares Matt by hiding spiders around him; and Greg grows a wiry beard that irritates Jen. (S2, E06)