This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, February 21 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
09:30Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. fraternities and sororities engage in battle. (S7, E15) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air What's Will Got to Do with It? (Part 1): When Uncle Phil opens a record store, Will believes it is his chance to pursue a career featuring music. However, Uncle Phil refuses him a job... (S5, E01) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Reality Bites Will reluctantly takes Nicky to the mall to see the child-hero Dougie the Whale. When Dougie starts yelling at the stage hands, Will tells Dougie to behave for the children. (S5, E03) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Grumpy Young Men While on a double date, the girl Will wants kisses Carlton. This results in a wrangle. Meanwhile, Philip and Hillary try to teach Ashley to drive a car. (S5, E04) 
15:00Two And A Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Alan and Judith are both upset when Charlie teaches Jake about distinguishing women's fake implants from real breasts. (S1, E07) 
15:30Two And A Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snoot-Ful Charlie is roped into writing the music for Jake's school concert, but finds himself looking after a roomful of fourth-graders. (S1, E08) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Season seven ends with previous winners returning in a tournament of champions. (S7, E16) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
19:00Scrubs My Dirty Secret Sex is the topic of the day at Sacred Heart. Dr. Cox can't find the time to have any with Jordan, Carla's thinking of abstaining and Elliot gives a patient an orgasm. (S3, E09) 
19:30Scrubs My Rule of Thumb Dr. Cox and Turk clash over a friend of Dr. Cox who needs a transplant. Carla and Elliot try to help out a dying patient who has a surprising final wish. Tara Reid guests. (S3, E10) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Bob and Deliver To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived... (S4, E07) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Slumber Party Linda invites some of Louise's classmates over for a slumber party. With the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates, Louise devises a plan... (S4, E09) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Presto-Tina-O Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse" - can Bob rid himself of the curse? (S4, E10) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial To compete with Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob's Burgers commercial to air during the big game. (S4, E11) 
22:00South Park: Season 9 Marjorine Cartman is convinced that the girls have a device which can see into the future. The boys come up with a plan to take it. Unfortunately for Butters he's a major part of the plan. (S9, E09) 
22:30South Park: Season 9 Follow That Egg In a bid to prevent Mr. Slave from marrying Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison forces the children to help him in an experiment to prove that gay marriages are unstable. (S9. E10) 
23:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Vic Reeves, David Walliams and Louis Walsh. (S3, E05) 
23:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Germaine Greer, Phill Jupitus, Fiona Allen and Jason Manford. (S3, E06) 
00:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air What's Will Got to Do with It? (Part 1): When Uncle Phil opens a record store, Will believes it is his chance to pursue a career featuring music. However, Uncle Phil refuses him a job... (S5, E01) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
01:558 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Vic Reeves, David Walliams and Louis Walsh. (S3, E05) 
02:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Germaine Greer, Phill Jupitus, Fiona Allen and Jason Manford. (S3, E06) 
03:00Adam Hills Live: Happyism Everyone's favourite Antipodian delivers a first class evening of comedy. He recounts jaw-dropping tales of meeting the Dalai Lama and The Muppets! Happyism is his newly formed cult religion. 
03:45Workaholics Death of a Salesdude: When TelAmeriCorp starts selling more female-friendly products, the women in the office are promoted and start wielding their new power over the men. (S6, E04) 
04:05Billy On The Street Billy Eichner tests the pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York City. Games include: "For a dollar", "Meredith Baxter Birney" and "Joseph Gordon-Levitt Pursuit". (S2, E12) 
04:30The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
04:50The Middle The Front Door Frankie is fed up with Axl's attitude towards her and Mike, so when he accidentally breaks down the front door she goes along with Mike to make Axl fix the door. (S1, E06) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.