This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, September 22 2018

06:00Malcolm In The Middle Robbery The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, Francis tries to help a heartbroken friend at the academy, and Hal and the boys fight nature at home. (S2, E07) 
06:25Malcolm In The Middle Therapy Malcolm spins a delicate web of deception to the school therapist, Francis takes over the laundry at the academy, and Hal discovers that Dewey is a natural at skittles. (S2, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Fort Night Louise, Gene, and Tina go out on Halloween, but end up being held captive in their own fort. All the while being tormented by Millie, a psychotic classmate of Louise's. (S4, E02) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Turkey in a Can: Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone commits an act of Thanksgiving sabotage! (S4, E05) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Bob and Deliver To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived... (S4, E07) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Slumber Party Linda invites some of Louise's classmates over for a slumber party. With the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates, Louise devises a plan... (S4, E09) 
11:00Malcolm In The Middle Jury Duty When Lois goes on jury duty, Hal tries his best to figure out what case she's on. Meanwhile, Malcolm, Reese, Dewey, and Stevie go sewer pipe exploring. (S3, E20) 
11:30Malcolm In The Middle Cliques Malcolm and the other Kerlboynes are forced to re-join the rest of the school... with disastrous results. Dewey is stuck at home with chicken pox and builds a dominoes masterpiece. (S3, E21) 
12:00Malcolm In The Middle Monkey After knocking out a burglar, Reese believes he has a future in law enforcement. An injured Craig buys a pet monkey "butler" named Oliver - who turns out to have quite the dark side! (S3, E22) 
12:30Malcolm In The Middle Zoo The family goes to the zoo. Reese battles a goat, while Malcolm and Dewey end up in a tiger pit! Francis & Piama's road trip results in a job offer from a German couple on their ranch! (S4, E01) 
13:00Friends The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
13:30Friends The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
14:00Friends The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
14:30Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
15:30Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You'd Better Shop Around Will goes with Phillip and Carlton to buy a new car. Will is so persuasive with Uncle Phil that the owner of the lot offers Will a job and Will accepts. (S4, E19) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ol' Ball and Chain: Jazz announces he's about to get married to a woman recently released from prison. When she's alone with Will, she makes a pass at him. What to do? (S4, E20) 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Harder They Fall Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's disagreeable father, Augustus, after having crash-landed in a plane. (S4, E21) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air M is for the Many Things She Gave Me When Phil's former college girlfriend, Janice (Pam Grier), visits the Banks family, she attempts to seduce an unwilling Will. (S4, E22) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The jokers get snap happy posing as fashion photographers, giving confused models little reason to smile. And it's three's company when all but one of the guys are faced with a punishment. (S10, E16) 
21:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as employees at a botanical garden and team up to take turns dipping fries into other people's food at the food court. The loser is forced to enter a sewer and face zombies. (S10, E22) 
22:00Impractical Jokers The guys survey employees about customer satisfaction, and go cloud watching with strangers. The loser poses as an artist presenting a town mural to its residents that says "DOVER SUCKS". (S10, E25) 
22:30Impractical Jokers: Joker's Choice In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
23:00Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing In Widdicombe's stand-up debut he reveals the day to day pressures of growing up in Devon, using an ATM machine, and shopping at Waitrose. Recorded at London's Hammersmith Apollo. 
00:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
01:00Impractical Jokers The jokers get snap happy posing as fashion photographers, giving confused models little reason to smile. And it's three's company when all but one of the guys are faced with a punishment. (S10, E16) 
01:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as employees at a botanical garden and team up to take turns dipping fries into other people's food at the food court. The loser is forced to enter a sewer and face zombies. (S10, E22) 
02:00Impractical Jokers The guys survey employees about customer satisfaction, and go cloud watching with strangers. The loser poses as an artist presenting a town mural to its residents that says "DOVER SUCKS". (S10, E25) 
02:30Impractical Jokers: Joker's Choice In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
03:00A Haunted House 2 Film Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and his new girlfriend Megan (Jaime Pressly) move into their dream home. Soon afterwards Malcolm is once again plagued by supernatural shenanigans. (2014) 
04:25Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
04:50Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
05:15The Middle The Confirmation After being reminded that Brick was never confirmed, Frankie and Mike send him to Reverend TimTom's Wilderness Jesus Jam weekend camp. (S8, E19) 
05:35The Middle Adult Swim Frankie is thrilled when Axl agrees to let her take him shopping and help pick a suit. Mike threatens to tear down the family backyard pool if Sue and Brick don't start using it. (S8, E20) 
06:00Malcolm In The Middle High School Play Malcolm gets the chance to perform in a high-school play, Lois finds herself with unexpected free time, and Hal and Dewey build a giant city out of Lego. (S2, E09)