This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, July 24 2019

06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring...workers hard at play, 'Batdad', the Jedi Bear, and selfie stick fails. (S1, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
09:40Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
10:05Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
10:35Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
11:05The Middle Halloween IV - The Ghost Story: It's Halloween at the house! Sue has a sleepover with her fellow Wrestlerettes, they have a seance, and Sue see's the Santa Maria sail across the living room! (S5, E05) 
11:35The Middle The Jump Frankie adopts a dog after the family make fun of her, Sue shocks her parents by making the volleyball team, and Axl, about to flunk out of multiple classes, asks Brick for help. (S5, E06) 
12:00The Middle Thanksgiving V: Thanksgiving finds the Heck-household hoarding secrets. Sue and Frankie try to hide Frankie's outlandish behaviour, while Axl must find a way to tell his parents bad news. (S5, E07) 
12:30The Middle The Kiss When Frankie's sister asks her to house-sit, Frankie and Mike jump at the opportunity to have a romantic, kid-free weekend in an upscale home. Technology might just trump romance! (S5, E08) 
13:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Bucking Broncos and a Monkey Jiggalator. (S4, E26) 
14:00Wipeout USA The Road Trip and The Wipeout Zone are tackled by a sewer rat, a photobomber, a make-up artist and the brokenhearted. (S4, E27) 
15:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring...workers hard at play, 'Batdad', the Jedi Bear, and selfie stick fails. (S1, E03) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How does the crew keep the laugh-out-loud names secret from each of the Jokers? What ideas didn't make it into the guy's dating profiles? How much fungus was Sal subjected to? (S3, E11) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers were in on the surprise Gary Busey appearance? Where does the phrase "tit for tat" come from? And how did Murr's big mouth backfire on him? Go behind the scenes to find out! (S3, E15) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air That's No Lady, That's My Cousin Philip and Vivian tell the family they are expecting a baby. Ashley wants to fit in at a new school so she dresses like the girls Will is interested in. (S3, E03) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Job Hilary gets a job on television as a weathergirl and finds herself attracted to the anchorman, Trevor Collins. (S3, E04) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe Carlton prepares for a dinner with his ex Cindy (Lark Voorhees - Lisa in 'Saved By The Bell'), but when she arrives with a new-born baby the family is stunned. (S3, E05) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air P.S. I Love You: A plain girl at school starts giving Will expensive gifts; Will pretends to like her because he likes the gifts. Philip enters the political race to become a judge. (S3, E06) 
19:00My Name Is Earl Bullies Randy takes drastic measures to avoid Joy's bullying, while Earl attempts to cross off another list item for bullying an old schoolmate, Wally Panzer, whom Earl dubbed "Pansy." (S4, E23) 
19:30My Name Is Earl Gospel Earl tries to return a stolen church organ to a preacher (formerly a "gangsta" known as "Hash Brown"), but finds he's on the list more than once. Joy accidentally kidnaps Catalina. (S4, E24) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as waiters, offer ridiculous specials to customers, and team up at a house-keeping job, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them. (S11, E13) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and they try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes. (S11, E14) 
21:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
21:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
22:00Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
22:30Friends The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
23:00South Park: Bodily Functions More Cr*p Inadvertently, Randy breaks the world record for the 'biggest cr*p'! Bono, the previous holder, is determined to regain his crown - but he has a dark secret which may stop him. (S11, E09) 
23:30South Park: Bodily Functions Pee High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Eric's xenophobia pops up again when he believes himself "the last of his species". (S13, E14) 
00:00South Park: Bodily Functions The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Butters gets the blame, and then the glory, after the boys write a book intended to be horribly rude but which is hailed as genius. Murder is the answer! (S14, E02) 
00:30South Park: Bodily Functions Bass to Mouth When South Park Elementary is the victim of a gossip website, named Eavesdropper, all hell breaks loose - who will save the day; Cartman or Gerbil King Lemmiwinks? (S15, E10) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Black Friday, the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer, and if Jesus was a stand-up comedian. (S9, E07) 
01:35Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; breast feeding, if immigrants cause traffic problems (as UKIP claim), and if The Queen should actually be The Queen. (S9, E08) 
02:10The Alternative Comedy Experience Acclaimed comedy show filmed in a proper comedy club with a real live audience. Featuring Josie Long, Robin Ince, Alan Parker, David Kay, and Tony Law. Stewart Lee meets the acts backstage. 
02:40Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they're told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a hilarious scene at a donut shop. (S11, E04) 
03:05Drunk History USA: Winona Ryder Mary Dyer wars with the Puritans, and Johnny Cool sets New England ablaze. Starring Winona Ryder, Michael Cera and Nick Offerman. (S1, E05) 
03:30Teachers Stranger Danger There's a trespasser at Fillmore so a new security guard is hired, Snap and Bennigan hold a ''Women Empowering Women'' workshop, and Adler takes stranger danger too far. (S2, E02) 
03:50The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey is joined by Rhys James and Joel Dommett for games, challenges and banter. Chris is challenged to find dates on the train for one lucky lady with help from TOWIE's Ferne McCann. (S1, E02) 
04:10Frankenfood New Jersey cooks compete for a spot on the menu at the legendary Jefferson Diner, and a $10k prize. An apple goes to brunch, a meatball goes prehistoric, and a displeased cook goes wild. (S1, E04) 
04:35Wipeout USA The Road Trip and The Wipeout Zone are tackled by a sewer rat, a photobomber, a make-up artist and the brokenhearted. (S4, E27) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The guys try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals. (S11, E10) 
05:35Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a 4-way job-exchanging challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons. (S11, E11) 
06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring... grandads gone wild, fainting fiancées, kitchen calamities, and catfishing like you've never seen before. (S1, E04)