This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, August 21 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win. (S1, E21) 
06:20Life In Pieces Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring John and Joan reveal a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. (S1, E22) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Lois' Makeover: Lois is mortified when she learns that she performed poorly in a secret-shopper performance review, Hal beats the boys at basketball, and Francis has to deal with rats. (S3, E10) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Company Picnic (part 1): The family go to Hal's work picnic. Hal tries to avoid meeting the new boss but gets mistaken for him! Christina Ricci, Susan Sarandon, and Heidi Klum guest star. (S3, E11) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. (S8, E10) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Sleeping With The Frenemy Tina allows Tammy to spend Spring Break with the Belchers - and even plays Cupid, setting up Tammy with Brett, a boy from out of town. (S8, E11) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E25) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Q shocks everyone at Hooters; behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what ``mondo dook'' really means. (S1, E26) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of Murr's fool proof plans failed fastest? What tattoo was Sal almost given in his permanent punishment? And which Joker was the first victim of the infamous switcheroo? (S2, E01) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E02) 
13:00Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fianc? at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
13:30Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
14:00Wipeout USA Couples meeting on a blind date compete on such obstacles as the Love Train and Big Balls before they are served face-plant parmigiana and flattening cannolis in the Wipeout Italian Kitchen. (S4, E32) 
15:00The Middle Hungry Games The Hecks' plans to eat at an all-you-can-eat buffet are delayed when the new reverend calls them in after church for some impromptu counselling. (S5, E13) 
15:30The Middle The Award Mike gets an award for working at the quarry for 20 years, but is reluctant to go. Meanwhile, Axl finds a strange voicemail on his phone left by an apparently drunk young lady. (S5, E14) 
16:00The Middle Vacation Days Mike is "forced" to take a vacation. Unfortunately, Brick has found a load of coupons he made for father's days and birthdays, and decides to redeem them all at once! (S5, E15) 
16:30The Middle Stormy Moon Frankie is arrested for an over-due library book and suspects Brick. Sue dislikes Reverend TimTom's new girlfriend, Reverend Tammy, but isn't sure how to tell him. (S5, E16) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Lois' Makeover: Lois is mortified when she learns that she performed poorly in a secret-shopper performance review, Hal beats the boys at basketball, and Francis has to deal with rats. (S3, E10) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Company Picnic (part 1): The family go to Hal's work picnic. Hal tries to avoid meeting the new boss but gets mistaken for him! Christina Ricci, Susan Sarandon, and Heidi Klum guest star. (S3, E11) 
18:00Bob's Burgers The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. (S8, E10) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Sleeping With The Frenemy Tina allows Tammy to spend Spring Break with the Belchers - and even plays Cupid, setting up Tammy with Brett, a boy from out of town. (S8, E11) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of Murr's fool proof plans failed fastest? What tattoo was Sal almost given in his permanent punishment? And which Joker was the first victim of the infamous switcheroo? (S2, E01) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E02) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Job Hilary gets a job on television as a weathergirl and finds herself attracted to the anchorman, Trevor Collins. (S3, E04) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe Carlton prepares for a dinner with his ex Cindy (Lark Voorhees - Lisa in 'Saved By The Bell'), but when she arrives with a new-born baby the family is stunned. (S3, E05) 
21:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar see if Joel's ludicrous fitness regime can prepare him for life with Mongolian Nomads. (S1, E01) 
22:00South Park: Season 7 I'm A Little Bit Country Mr Garrison gets angry when he discovers the boys don't know who the Founding Fathers are. Cartman tries to induce a flashback to 1776 to find out what the fuss is. (S7, E04) 
22:30South Park: Season 7 Fat Butt and Pancake Head When Cartman wins a diversity event with his offensive hand puppet impersonation of Jennifer Lopez, Kyle is enraged. Soon the real J-Lo turns up, mightily peeved! (S7, E05) 
23:00South Park: Season 7 Lil' Crime Stoppers: Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to play detective; they go around the town solving minor "crimes" for a dollar. It's not long before they're busting meth labs! (S7, E06) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Energy Trading Jeff uses an alien machine to trade life energy for luxury items that he uses to impress his girlfriend - but things soon spiral out of control. Adult animation. (S1, E02) 
00:00The Cleveland Show To Live and Die in Va When Lester invests in Cleveland's beer truck business and loses his life savings, he is so upset that he decides to take his own life - or does he? (S2, E17) 
00:30The Cleveland Show The Essence of Cleveland Cleveland is reunited with his former high school classmate, "Fatty Patty," who is now skinny, beautiful and still has a crush on Cleveland. (S2, E18) 
01:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens must create fairytale drag princesses, and transform themselves into sassy sidekicks. With guest judges Todrick Hall and Cheyenne Jackson (American Horror Story). (S9, E03) 
01:50RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! After a fairy tale runway fit for a princess, the queens untuck backstage and ki-ki about who they'd "kai-kai" with. (S9, E03) 
02:30The Alternative Comedy Experience This show features alternative comedy legend Kevin McAleer, plus ace stand ups Stephen Carlin, Fern Brady, Isy Suttie, and Henning Wehn (who is German). Stewart Lee meets them backstage. 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience This episode features Simon Munnery, Stephen Carlin, Hattie Hayridge, David Kay, plus performance poet Paul Hamilton and some dancing from Gr?inne McGuire. 
03:20The Alternative Comedy Experience Satirist Andy Zaltzman is joined on tonight's line up by Alan Parker, Liam Mullone, Simon Munnery, Tony Law, Hattie Hayridge, and glasses wearing John Hegley. Backstage interviews from Stewart Lee. 
03:45Borderline Goodbye Charles Spoof documentary series. The death of a Northend mechanic throws Andy and Tariq, who can't remember who he was. Clive keeps dropping broad hints about his birthday. (S1, E04) 
04:10TripTank Steve struggles to control his urges around the office, a children's cereal mascot runs into some rotten kids, and Jeff tries to prevent a horrific future. (S2, E03) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. (S8, E10) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Sleeping With The Frenemy Tina allows Tammy to spend Spring Break with the Belchers - and even plays Cupid, setting up Tammy with Brett, a boy from out of town. (S8, E11) 
05:15The Middle Hungry Games The Hecks' plans to eat at an all-you-can-eat buffet are delayed when the new reverend calls them in after church for some impromptu counselling. (S5, E13) 
05:35The Middle The Award Mike gets an award for working at the quarry for 20 years, but is reluctant to go. Meanwhile, Axl finds a strange voicemail on his phone left by an apparently drunk young lady. (S5, E14) 
06:00Life In Pieces Eyebrow Anonymous Trapped Gem When Tim accidentally shaves off a huge chunk of eyebrow before an important photoshoot, he hopes Jen and Colleen's grooming expertise can fix it. (S2, E03)