This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, October 16 2018

06:00Undateable Three's a Crowd Justin must pull out all the stops after he realises Nicky has eyes for some-one else. Meanwhile, Leslie tries to make amends with Shelley after she disses Detroit. (S1, E03) 
06:20Undateable The Switch The guys see the tables turn as Justin flaunts his new girl, whilst Danny is played at his own game by his college friend, and all Brett wants is some bath-time with Justin. (S1, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Health Insurance Having forgotten to pay the bill for the family's health insurance, Hal tries to protect the boys from all accidents. Meanwhile, Lois accidentally gets Craig into trouble. (S7, E02) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese vs. Stevie: An angry Reese threatens Stevie; who dreads a retaliation, Dewey gets hooked on cigarettes; thanks to ex-smoker Hal's stashes, and Lois tries to get Jamie to talk. (S7, E03) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Secret Admiral-irer Tina volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge, where her ideas of love and romance are tested. Meanwhile, Bob makes some new friends. (S6, E18) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
13:00Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
13:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode features 24 brave military personnel, police officers and everyday heroes. (S3, E18). 
15:00The Middle Spring Cleaning The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean the house, Frankie finds an unflattering list Mike had written about her, and Brick opens an info stand where he sells advice. (S2, E18) 
15:30The Middle The Legacy Frustrated by Axl, Mike keeps him from playing the final basketball game of the season, Sue wins a trophy for "punctuality", and Brick gets locked in the Glossner's garage. (S2, E19) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Secret Admiral-irer Tina volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge, where her ideas of love and romance are tested. Meanwhile, Bob makes some new friends. (S6, E18) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Health Insurance Having forgotten to pay the bill for the family's health insurance, Hal tries to protect the boys from all accidents. Meanwhile, Lois accidentally gets Craig into trouble. (S7, E02) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese vs. Stevie: An angry Reese threatens Stevie; who dreads a retaliation, Dewey gets hooked on cigarettes; thanks to ex-smoker Hal's stashes, and Lois tries to get Jamie to talk. (S7, E03) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Viva Lost Wages Will and Carlton become excited after Phil gives them two tickets to Las Vegas for Carlton's 21st birthday. The pair hit the Casinos, but it soon goes to Carlton's head. (S6, E08) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air There's the Rub (Part 1): It's Thanksgiving time. Hilary and Carlton go to a homeless shelter to volunteer. Phil hurts his back; Will suggests they go to a massage parlour to help his pain. (S6, E09) 
21:00Alan Carr: Yap Yap Yap No stranger to yap, Alan Carr yapped his way around the UK & Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life. Yap it up. 
22:00South Park: Season 13 The Ring To the amazement of the boys Kenny has a girlfriend, but they must face the might of Disney and its leader to free Kenny from the powers of his libido-squashing purity ring. (S13, E01) 
22:30South Park: Season 13 The 'C**n: By day he is Eric Cartman, a fat fourth-grader. By night, he is The C**n, a crime fighting vigilante dressed in a raccoon outfit, desperate for attention. But who is Mysterion? (S13, E02) 
23:00South Park: Season 13 Margaritaville In a riff on the story of Christ, Randy implores the town to stop angering the economy with rash purchases, but a young Jew, Kyle, challenges this orthodox teaching. (S13, E03) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Love The aliens give Jeff an ultimatum; win over his crush Linda within 50 days, or the planet will be destroyed. Adult animation. (S1, E09) 
00:00Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
00:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
01:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens compete in a queer culture pageant, and design outfits inspired by the Village People. Actress Andie MacDowell (Groundhog Day) and supermodel Joan Smalls guest judge. (S9, E11) 
02:00RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! Watch the queens discuss their attempts to be triple runway threats in the categories "Rainbow-She-Betta-Do," "Sexy Unicorn," and, yes, "Village People Eleganza Extravaganza." (S9, E11) 
02:30Lip Sync Battle Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! In this episode Eva Longoria (of Desperate Housewives) takes on Hayden Panettiere (of Heroes and Nashville). (S2 E06) 
03:00Broad City Mushrooms Abbi and Ilana's chill shrooms day is threatened when Abbi's boss sends her on an errand. (S4, E04) 
03:20Inside Amy Schumer In a parody of 12 Angry Men, a jury of 12 men must determine if Amy Schumer is hot enough to be on TV. Jeff Goldblum, Paul Giamatti and Dennis Quaid guest. (S3, E03) 
03:45Billy On The Street: Joel McHale Billy Eichner tests the music and pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Buzz Feed List or Schindler's List" and "Mo'lympics". (S3, E06) 
04:10Bordertown J.C. Strikes: J.C. leads Ernesto's landscaping crew on a strike protesting the poor working conditions. Meanwhile, Bud is stalked by an ostrich that he decides is his "spirit animal". (S1, E06) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Secret Admiral-irer Tina volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge, where her ideas of love and romance are tested. Meanwhile, Bob makes some new friends. (S6, E18) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
05:15The Middle Spring Cleaning The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean the house, Frankie finds an unflattering list Mike had written about her, and Brick opens an info stand where he sells advice. (S2, E18) 
05:40The Middle The Legacy Frustrated by Axl, Mike keeps him from playing the final basketball game of the season, Sue wins a trophy for "punctuality", and Brick gets locked in the Glossner's garage. (S2, E19) 
06:00Undateable My Hero Is Me Danny and Justin's relationships are going surprisingly well before Nicky drops a bombshell that turns everyone a bit 'banana-pants'. (S1, E05)