This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, November 12 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
06:25Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Are We There Yet? Nick decides the kids need to bond with his mother and asks that they spend time together. Suzanne has a day off, but she doesn't know what to do. (S1, E03) 
09:30Are We There Yet? Kevin is a big football fan, but Nick doesn't understand the appeal. Suzanne is frustrated by Lindsey's lack of communication and creates a fake Facebook account to learn what is going on. (S1, E04) 
10:00Friends The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
10:30Friends The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
11:00Wipeout USA The Mood Swing is tipsy, the Qualifier plays Human Pinball with contestants and the Wipeout Kitchen serves Mexican food. (S4, E19) 
12:00Most Ridiculous Ever! We've scoured the archives to dig out the funniest clips featured on the show to date. And alongside all-time favourites, there are some brand new, gut busting belters for you to enjoy. (S3, E19) 
12:30Most Ridiculous Sports Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on sporting disasters. (S1, E01) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Weddings Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on Wedding foul ups. (S1, E02) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Animals Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on animal mishaps. (S1, E03) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
16:00The Middle Valentine's Day VI Brick learns that his quirky girlfriend wants him to kiss her on Valentine's Day. Axl struggles with the fact that his girlfriend doesn't want to do anything romantic. (S6, E13) 
16:30The Middle The Answer Sue wants to back out of her engagement to Darrin, but she doesn't know how to do it. Meanwhile, Axl uses what he has learned in his psychology class to try and "cure" Brick. (S6, E14) 
17:00The Middle Steaming Pile of Guilt Frankie is overwhelmed with guilt upon realising that she and the family forgot to celebrate Brick's birthday. Meanwhile, Sue wants to be included in the yearbook. (S6, E15) 
17:30The Middle Flirting with Disaster Frankie fears that her bad remark about Axl's hot friend may have been overheard. Meanwhile, Sue takes Brick to a Planet Nowhere convention. (S6, E16) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give a corporate lecture on sensitivity training, pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street. (S3, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Twas the Night Before Christening Surprised by the gifts that the family bought for baby Nicky's christening on, Will foolishly promises to provide a live performance by Boyz II Men. (S4, E13) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Sleepless in Bel-Air Will and Carlton try to concentrate on their schoolwork while surrounded by the noisy late-night distractions of the Banks family. (S4, E14) 
21:00Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
21:30Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years The Return of Chef The boys notice that Chef is acting weird after returning from the 'The Super Adventure Club'. Why is he trying to seduce them? Can a trip to a strip joint help? (S10, E01) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Smug Alert Kyle's father buys a new hybrid car but it's not long before his smug levels reach ridiculous levels - must be time to move to San Fran! How will Cartman deal with no Kyle? (S10, E02) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years A Million Little Fibers Towlie writes his memoirs and it's not long before he's invited onto The Oprah Winfrey Show. (S10, E05) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years ManBearPig Ex U.S. Vice President Al Gore visits South Park Elementary and warns the pupils about ManBearPig, a monster which is "half man, half bear and half pig" - you can't be "cereal"! (S10, E06) 
00:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell explains how his mum embarrasses him, and answers questions on over-heard conversations and bad Christmas presents. His guests are Roisin Conaty & Sean McLoughlin. (S1, E07) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about an amusing ringtone, and answers questions on cats, wizards, and what cheers him up. His guests are Carl Donnelly and Iain Sterling. (S1, E08) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the grim reaper cat, attempted racoon rape, a bus driver millionaire, the cry translator, and musical clothes. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a ban on swearing, a vegan rampage, OAP vigilantes, a Hitler baby, and a flame throwing scooter. 
03:00Broad City 2016 Abbi attempts to have her driver's license photo retaken, while Ilana gets a job as a bike messenger from a temp agency. The girls have a freakout-worthy run-in with Hillary Clinton! (S3, E05) 
03:25Workaholics Death of a Salesdude: When TelAmeriCorp starts selling more female-friendly products, the women in the office are promoted and start wielding their new power over the men. (S6, E04) 
03:45Idiotsitter Rush, Rush Billie becomes the housemother to an eerily tight-knit sorority, and Gene gets involved in a very different side of campus Greek life. (S2, E06) 
04:05TripTank Jeff goes on vacation for some wild alien sex, a hit man's clarinet lessons pay off, and a fairy godmother really sucks at her job. (S2, E17) 
04:25Wipeout USA The Mood Swing is tipsy, the Qualifier plays Human Pinball with contestants and the Wipeout Kitchen serves Mexican food. (S4, E19) 
05:10Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
06:00Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13)