This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, May 29 2020

06:00Friends The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
06:25Friends The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Takeshi's Castle ft. Jonathon Ross Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred more warriors aim for the ultimate prize of storming the castle. But with Star Bowling and Bridge Ball in their way will any of them claim victory? (S2, E07) 
09:30Takeshi's Castle ft. Jonathon Ross It's muddy, it's manic, it's Takeshi's Castle. Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred new recruits face the head bashing Knock Knock and the Human Velcro before attempting the Final Fall. (S2, E08) 
10:00Takeshi's Castle ft. Guz Khan Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Dane Baptiste (who's featured on "Live at The Apollo" and "8 Out of 10 Cats") pass comment on our contestants as they battle to the castle! (S7, E09) 
10:30Takeshi's Castle ft. Guz Khan Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Jayde Adams (who's featured on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown") pass judgement on our contestants as they battle their way to the castle! (S7, E10) 
11:00Friends The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
11:30Friends The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
12:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
12:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
13:00Impractical Jokers It's hats off for Murr, Sal, Q and Joe when they go to work as strange salesmen in a cap store. Tonight's big loser performs a stand-up comedy routine. (S10, E12) 
13:25Impractical Jokers The jokers are in Orlando for a supersized episode, upping their antics to a whole new state. Tonight's loser goes from spider hero to barnyard zero while performing for a huge audience. (S10, E13) 
14:15Impractical Jokers: Hawaii Special Sal, Murr, Joe and Q say "aloha" in a fun Hawaiian episode! The future looks hazy when the guys pose as fortune tellers and practice indecent proposals at a romantic waterfall. (S10, E14) 
15:10Impractical Jokers The guys put the nasty in "namaste" when they lead meditations that leave their victims with a lot to think about. Tonight's big loser gets boxed in with the very first 24-hour punishment. (S10, E15) 
15:40Impractical Jokers Q, Murr, Sal and Joe kill time in a waiting room by sharing some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other as the wingmen from hell at a dating event. (S10, E17) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind. (S10, E18) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The jokers must explain why they've been suddenly doused with water while working at the mall. Later, a four-way challenge gets childish as the guys battle to make each other laugh. (S10, E19) 
16:50Impractical Jokers:Hits, Errors... ...& Balls. Join the guys as they count down the top nine greatest baseball moments in Impractical Jokers history! Find out who used to be an athlete and who is often stopped by stadium security. 
17:20Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
18:10Impractical Jokers Summer Vacation It's fun in the sun, as Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal take part in their very best and worst vacation challenges and punishments. 
18:35Impractical Jokers: Fantasy Draft Joey Fatone joins forces with NBA star/IJ superfan Mo Bamba and teammate Terrance Ross. Seated together, the three guys have one goal: to assemble the ultimate professional Impractical Jokers team. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air To Thine Own Self Be Blue... and Gold: A lifelong friend of Philip's visits the family and tries to persuade Will to do something illegal for him. Carlton and Hilary both try online dating. (S5, E22) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Callum and Ashley will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E09) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Jodie-Ann and Andrew will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E10) 
21:00Bob's Burgers: Uncensored House of 1000 Bounces When a bounce house crisis occurs during a birthday party, Gene, Louise, and Tina must come to the rescue. Bob tries to deal with his longstanding fear of pigeons. (S6, E11) 
21:30Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Stand by Gene Gene, Louise, Tina, and their friends go on a journey to look for a mythical creature that supposedly lives nearby. Linda's competitive nature sends her into overdrive. (S6, E12) 
22:00Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters It's Chinese New Year so obviously Russell and his mum Ninette are in...Thailand. Along the way they're sampling some of the more unusual activities Thailand has to offer... (S4, E04) 
23:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers try not to laugh during the shoot of a documentary with answers given to each other for the interviews, and then compete head-to-head to fill a shopper's cart with marshmallows. (S12, E10) 
23:30Impractical Jokers The guys tag team up at a coffee shop, then play "Pass the Message" at a supermarket. The punishment involves continuous psychological torture. (S12, E14) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Joe Join Q, Murr and Sal as they give Joe some feedback six years in the making. Whether it's his wild physical comedy or his world-famous belly, these Joe-ments are sure to make you laugh. (S1, E03) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Q Join Joe, Sal and Murr as they take a swing at Q's best and worst moments. Learn why he's the guy's guy of the group and why his dance moves are memorable for all the wrong reasons. (S1, E04) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes One Joker only drinks coffee after 2 p.m., a Joker is self-conscious about singing, and how long Joe and Q waited inside while Murr and Sal hung out on a ski lift in the freezing cold. (S4, E22) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why the Jokers love filming at the grocery store, how many pencils were purchased for put-pocketing, and why Sal's pee punishment was twice as terrible as it looked. (S4, E23) 
02:00Peter Kay At The Comedy Store How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in! There's more where that came from! Plus, taxi drivers, technology, Brits away and why we're a country of mimers in this epic Comedy Store from Mr Kay. 
02:30Lee Evans: XL Tour Live - Uncut Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
03:45Lip Sync Battle: Star Trek Legendary actor Ben Kingsley and lauded "Star Trek" actor John Cho go head to head in the LSB arena, but only one will emerge as LSB champion. (S3, E01) 
04:05Lip Sync Battle: Stranger Things The cast of "Stranger Things" go up against each other in this episode - featuring Finn Wolfhard, Gaten Matarazzo, Noah Schnapp, and Caleb McLaughlin - plus songs by LL Cool J and Maroon 5! (S3, E19) 
04:30Takeshi's Castle ft. Guz Khan Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Dane Baptiste (who's featured on "Live at The Apollo" and "8 Out of 10 Cats") pass comment on our contestants as they battle to the castle! (S7, E09) 
04:50Takeshi's Castle ft. Guz Khan Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Jayde Adams (who's featured on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown") pass judgement on our contestants as they battle their way to the castle! (S7, E10) 
05:15The Middle A Quarry Story Sue gets a janitorial job at the quarry, but starts a party with a picture posted online, Brick quizzes the Hecks with game show scenarios, and Big Mike supplies a new sink. (S6, E11) 
05:35The Middle Hecks on a Train: After learning that Aunt Edie has passed away, the Hecks board a train with the body to take her to her final resting place. Axl believes he was responsible for her death. (S6, E12) 
06:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11)