This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, December 13 2018

06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Winter Wonder Planks joins the roster of brand new obstacles. (S4, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
09:30Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Best Burger Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found. Bob sends Gene to retrieve it but will he succeed? (S5, E05) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
13:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
13:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
14:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. "It's the most dramatic winter event since Frosty the Snowman melted". (S4, E04) 
15:00The Middle The Christmas Wall Feeling unappreciated, Frankie decides on minimalist Christmas decorations this year. Meanwhile, thinking of Sue's allergies, Mike tries to purchase an artificial tree. (S6, E09) 
15:30The Middle Pam Freakin' Staggs: Pam Staggs (Kirstie Alley), a former classmate of Frankie's who moved to St. Louis after winning a million dollars, looks up Frankie upon returning to town. (S6, E10) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Best Burger Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found. Bob sends Gene to retrieve it but will he succeed? (S5, E05) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ain't No Business Like Show Business Will lands a spot in a comedy showcase after accompanying a comic friend to an audition. Meanwhile, Vivian is away and Phillip demands attention. (S3, E22) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Way We Were Philip and Vivian are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary and the others put together a scrapbook. (S3, E23) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Dinner Party Michael and Jan invite Jim, Pam, Andy, and Angela to a dinner party at the couple's condominium. Michael and Jan begin to argue after the discussion of having children arises. (S4, E13) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Chair Model After seeing a model in a catalogue while searching for a chair, Michael realizes that he has not accomplished his dream of finding a soul mate in life. (S4, E14) 
21:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. It's a round-up of this season's best bits and some special Xmas features including Russell's childhood hero special guest! (S5, E08) 
22:00Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. 
23:00Nish Kumar At Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, Nish Kumar talks problems in rap music, watching erotic movies with his dad, puns of his own name, and re-branding his personality. 
23:30Rick and Morty The Wedding Squanchers The Smith family is invited to the wedding of Rick's best friend, Birdperson, but things go south when it's discovered that the bride isn't who she says she is. (S2, E10) 
00:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Six Degrees of Graduation It's time for graduation and Will is failing in his music course. His teacher will give him a pass if he sings at the graduation ceremony - with 12 year-olds. (S3, E24) 
00:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 1): Will and Carlton move into their new "crib", and immediately throw a party, but being on the guest list becomes a non-requirement. (S4, E01) 
00:55Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Anthony and Dhechen will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E11) 
01:25Fresh Off The Boat The Real Santa Jessica lies to Evan about Santa Claus, saying he is really a scientist and that delivering presents on Christmas is only Santa's charity work. (S2, E10) 
01:50RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The queens must write and perform a rap on RuPaul's new hit single, and attempt a one-take choreography performance. Before a winner is crowned, RuPaul invites back the eliminated queens. (S3, E09) 
02:45Lip Sync Battle Rob Riggle and Jeff Dye, two comedic powerhouses, face off this week in the LSB arena. Two men enter, but only one will emerge as LSB champion. (S3, E05) 
03:05A Haunted House Film Young couple Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) have just moved into their dream home. As they settle in, they learn that they're not alone... Parody of "found footage" movies. (2013) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Best Burger Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found. Bob sends Gene to retrieve it but will he succeed? (S5, E05) 
05:15The Middle The Christmas Wall Feeling unappreciated, Frankie decides on minimalist Christmas decorations this year. Meanwhile, thinking of Sue's allergies, Mike tries to purchase an artificial tree. (S6, E09) 
05:35The Middle Pam Freakin' Staggs: Pam Staggs (Kirstie Alley), a former classmate of Frankie's who moved to St. Louis after winning a million dollars, looks up Frankie upon returning to town. (S6, E10) 
06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. "It's the most dramatic winter event since Frosty the Snowman melted". (S4, E04)