This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, June 20 2018

06:00The Middle Cutting the Cord Sue texts Frankie non-stop while she waits for her roommate to arrive, Axl tries to solve the ant problem at his house, and Brick learns he has a protector at school. (S7, E02) 
06:25The Middle The Shirt Frankie is stunned when Mike wears a Hawaiian shirt to dinner with friends, Sue puts her foot in it with Devin, and Brick becomes overly ambitious while cleaning the bathroom. (S7, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. New obstacles include Wipeout Wall and the Flume of Doom. (S4, E16) 
10:00Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
13:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
13:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
14:00The Middle Risky Business Frankie is stunned when Mike wants in on one of his brother's crazy business ideas. Axl desperately tries to prove that he is capable of riding his dad's motorcycle. (S7, E04) 
14:30The Middle Land of the Lost Sue's chance at a big date is ruined when she loses Brick, who is visiting her on campus. Mike is down and Frankie brings in reinforcements to find out why. (S7, E05) 
15:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
15:30Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
16:00The Middle Halloween VI - Tic Toc Death: Each member of the Heck family finds themselves in situations reminiscent of the classic, spooky television show "The Twilight Zone". (S7, E06) 
16:30The Middle Homecoming II - The Tailgate: Frankie worries that her mother will ruin the annual homecoming tailgate party. Meanwhile, Mike asks Brick to help him win the cornhole tournament. (S7, E07) 
17:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Sideshow' Jim Klimek, 'Cat-Face Shirt' Amanda Hayes, and Taylor 'The Tailor' Dixon. (S6, E09) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Reality Bites Will reluctantly takes Nicky to the mall to see the child-hero Dougie the Whale. When Dougie starts yelling at the stage hands, Will tells Dougie to behave for the children. (S5, E03) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; A posh man chasing his dog, aliens in fridges, a chuckle brother shrine, cows and koalas go to war, and posing dead people. (S5, E05) 
22:00South Park: From The Beginning... Cartman Gets An An** Probe: Cartman dreams he has a close encounter with an alien. The other boys are convinced the dream was real, and that he has been the victim of an alien an** probe. (S1, E01) 
22:30South Park: From The Beginning... Weight Gain 4000 Cartman wins a school essay competition by cheating and decides to buff up before receiving his award from Kathy Lee Gifford. Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat plot to kill her! (S1, E02) 
23:00South Park: From The Beginning... Volcano The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo to find the famous Scuzzlebutt. They are unaware that the mountain they are hunting on is a volcano on the verge of erupting! (S1, E03) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Love Simulations The aliens help Jeff find his soulmate using simulations with miniature clones, but things go bad when one of them escapes into the real world. Adult animation. (S1, E10) 
00:00The Cleveland Show American Prankster One of Rallo's pranks goes too far and gets Cleveland, Jr. kicked out of the scouts. Cleveland takes matters into his own hands... (S3, E17) 
00:30The Cleveland Show B.M.O.C. It is Homecoming Weekend at Cleveland's alma mater, so he volunteers to accompany Roberta on a college visit as an excuse to relive his crazy college days. (S3, E18) 
01:00Jack Dee: So What? Live So What? is the side-splitting result of six years' build-up of irritation and indignation. Jack is as bitterly hilarious as ever as he lets rips at life's petty annoyances and everyday frustrations. 
02:00Nathan For You Taxi Service / Hot Dog Stand: Nathan comes up with a way to get a failing taxi company some much-needed press and implements a risky new line-cutting policy at a hot dog stand. (S2, E07) 
02:30Detroiters Dream Cruise When their employees threaten to quit due to a lack of health insurance, Tim and Sam try to collect the money that they're owed from previous jobs. (S1, E08) 
03:00Detroiters Husky Boys When Tim's dad returns from the insane asylum, the guys find themselves reduced to junior status at Cramblin Duvet. (S1, E09) 
03:20Detroiters Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn The guys become wracked with guilt after running into Carter Grant at the local advertising awards ceremony. (S1, E10) 
03:40Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring...workers hard at play, 'Batdad', the Jedi Bear, and selfie stick fails. (S1, E03) 
04:30Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
04:55Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
05:15The Middle Risky Business Frankie is stunned when Mike wants in on one of his brother's crazy business ideas. Axl desperately tries to prove that he is capable of riding his dad's motorcycle. (S7, E04) 
05:35The Middle Land of the Lost Sue's chance at a big date is ruined when she loses Brick, who is visiting her on campus. Mike is down and Frankie brings in reinforcements to find out why. (S7, E05) 
06:00The Middle Halloween VI - Tic Toc Death: Each member of the Heck family finds themselves in situations reminiscent of the classic, spooky television show "The Twilight Zone". (S7, E06)