This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, January 23 2019

06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course. This family episode features the 'Flying Hawaiians' Kainoa & Juliann Kahai and 'Cop and Attitude' Tony Juarez & Marie Ramirez. (S3, E12) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
09:30Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
10:05Scrubs My New Coat A shiny new doctor's coat doesn't have as miraculous an effect on his skills as J.D. had hoped for. Elliot gets a new nickname following her one-night stand with an E.R. doctor. (S2, E05) 
10:35Scrubs My Big Brother J.D.'s ne'er-do-well brother arrives in town and hits it off with Elliot, Turk and Dr. Cox bet over a patient's odds of surviving surgery and its Halloween at Sacred Heart. (S2, E06) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
12:55Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
13:30Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
14:00Wipeout USA Inspired by the Superbowl, this special edition of Wipeout features 12 couch potatoes and 12 cheerleaders who compete in a special football-themed obstacle course. (S2, E01) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Wet Paint, Flying Mushroom and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S3, E05) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle One hundred Beauty Queens try to avoid bathing in muck in BRAND NEW game Mud Ball before taking on the Honeycomb maze. (S3, E06) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love in an Elevator: The guys are throwing a bachelor party for Will. On the way, Will, Carlton, and Jazz get stuck in an elevator. They recall past events for each of them. (S5, E24) 
17:00Scrubs My First Step Dr. Cox rails against drug companies while falling for the wiles of a pharmaceutical saleswoman (Heather Locklear). J.D. & Elliot bicker over which one is the better doctor. (S2, E07) 
17:30Scrubs My Fruit Cups Jordan's surprise announcement forces Dr. Cox to choose between her and sexy pharmaceutical rep Julie Keaton (Heather Locklear). Turk is in desperate need of some extra cash. (S2, E08) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Koi Pond Michael has a little accident that he'd rather not share with the office, but what is Jim hiding? Meanwhile, Pam and Andy do some role playing in order to gain clients. (S6, E08) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Double Date Michael makes a startling discovery when he goes for lunch with Pam, Jim, and Pam's mum. Dwight buying breakfast for everyone has devious undertones. (S6, E09) 
21:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Joel and Nish spend a week in the tough, no-nonsense world of the Argentinian Gauchos, learning how to horse ride and herd cattle across the South American Pampas. (S2, E03) 
22:00South Park: Season 20 The Damned Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison (douche) goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton (turd). (S20, E03) 
22:30South Park: Season 20 Wieners Out Kyle attempts to bring the feud between the boys and girls to an end, but can he succeed? Meanwhile Gerald feels the pressure of his trolling and makes some surprising friends. (S20, E04) 
23:00South Park: Season 20 Douche and a Danish Gerald unites with the other trolls against Denmark, Cartman and his girlfriend (!) have a plan to reunite the school, and Garrison goes too far at one of his rallies. (S20, E05) 
23:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Lee Mack, Bill Oddie, Fiona Allen and Griff Rhys Jones. (S4, E06) 
00:00Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G muses about the U.S. Constitution with historian/author/"hair stylist" Gore Vidal, Borat learns about buying a house in a gated community, and Brüno attends a barn dance in Georgia. (S3, E05) 
00:35Bad Robots Con-Struct-a-Bear is back to give parents a teddy with a twist, while Digi-Photomatic is busy defacing images of poor unsuspecting users as they attempt to get new passport photos. (S1, E06) 
01:05The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
01:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love in an Elevator: The guys are throwing a bachelor party for Will. On the way, Will, Carlton, and Jazz get stuck in an elevator. They recall past events for each of them. (S5, E24) 
02:05Tom Allen At The Comedy Store Tom Allen is at the prestigious Comedy Store in London hosting a night of riotous comedy with the hilarious Tez Ilyas, the brilliant Kiri Pritchard-McLean, and the fabulous Tom Lucy. (S5, E03) 
02:35Andy Parsons: Slacktivist One of Britain's sharpest comedians returns to tackle the big issues and then have a nap. His mixture of anger and ridicule leaves 'the Big Society' in tatters. Recorded at the Harrogate Theatre. 
04:25Bob's Burgers They Serve Horses, Don't They? The Belchers find themselves involved in a full-blown investigation when Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save money on every order. (S7, E04) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Ex Mach Tina After hurting her ankle, Tina enrolls in a program that enables her to send a robot of herself to school and the robot gives her an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr. (S7, E08) 
05:10Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Wet Paint, Flying Mushroom and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S3, E05) 
05:35Takeshi's Castle One hundred Beauty Queens try to avoid bathing in muck in BRAND NEW game Mud Ball before taking on the Honeycomb maze. (S3, E06) 
06:00Wipeout USA Inspired by the Superbowl, this special edition of Wipeout features 12 couch potatoes and 12 cheerleaders who compete in a special football-themed obstacle course. (S2, E01)