This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, March 24 2019

06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Past contestants return to face the Double Sweeper Dive and a round of Jump the Shark. (S4, E21) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Most Ridiculous Animals Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on animal mishaps. (S1, E03) 
09:30Most Ridiculous Holidays Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on holiday howlers. (S1, E04) 
10:00Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Film When kids sneak into inventor Wayne Szalinski's (Rick Moranis) lab to retrieve an errant baseball, his shrink ray miniaturizes them. Now they must survive in a world full of big dangers! (1989) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a 4-way job-exchanging challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons. (S11, E11) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as waiters, offer ridiculous specials to customers, and team up at a house-keeping job, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them. (S11, E13) 
12:55Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what crazy concoctions were too hot for TV. (S1, E20) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out how long it took to find a dentist to hit Murr with novocaine for the night's punishment. (S1, E21) 
13:55Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. One joker requires medical attention during the fat foot race punishment. (S1, E22) 
14:25Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why do grocery store challenges take place in the dairy aisle? What's the secret ingredient in Grandma Oil? And why was Joe's gymnastic routine a once in a lifetime show? (S1, E23) 
14:55Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
15:30Friends The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
16:00Ferris Bueller's Day Off Film Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) has an uncanny skill at cutting classes and getting away with it. On Ferris' trail is high school principal Rooney, determined to catch him in the act. (1986) 
18:00Wipeout USA Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course as X-Ray Men, Shock Jocks and Country Club Cuties face the Caterpillar, Total Carnage and a Detour to a Race Track. (S4, E23) 
19:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Total Carnage and Wipeout Carwash. (S4, E24) 
20:00Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
20:35Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
21:05Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
21:35Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
22:05Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
22:35Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
23:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
23:35Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
00:00Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
00:30Friends The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
01:00The Mick The Country Club The Pembertons return to their country club to restore their family reputation, but Mickey gets into a fight and Chip is demoted from the champion golf foursome. (S1, E07) 
01:30The Mick The Snitch After Chip gets roped into a scandal, Sabrina leads a School Honor Board trial against him, where he must choose between snitching on his teammates or taking the fall. (S1, E08) 
02:00Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G learns about Art and discusses equality with feminist Naomi Wolf. Borat visits a rodeo in the South and Brüno visits Alabama. (S2, E06) 
02:30Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G talks with Sam Donaldson, 'boss man of ABC News', about Nixon's 'Waterworld' crisis, while Bruno explores issues of sexuality with Pastor Quinn, a 'gay converter'. (S3, E01) 
03:058 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jason Manford; joined by James Corden, Gerry Stergiopoulos, Charley Uchea, and Danny Wallace. (S5, E07) 
03:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Raef Bjayou, Vic Reeves, Jodie Kidd, and David Walliams. (S6, E01) 
03:55Nathan For You Nathan tries to prove that there's a hero inside every one of us by impersonating another person in an effort to turn them into a humanitarian hero. Season three finale. (S3, E07) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
04:55Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
05:20Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
05:40Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
06:00Fresh Off The Boat Family Business Trip As summer vacation winds down, Louis has to take a business trip to attend the National Franchisee Convention. The family tags along and goes to Gator World nearby. (S2, E01)