This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, November 21 2018

06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles including Henson Headshots and the Spin Psycho. (S5, E12) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
09:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
10:30Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
12:55Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
13:25Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
14:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles including Udderly Ridiculous, and Swept Away. (S5, E13) 
15:00The Middle Hallelujah Hoedown Sue is upset when everyone gets their driver's license, Frankie tells each kid exactly what she wants for Mother's Day, and Axl and Cassidy's prom does not go well. (S4, E22) 
15:30The Middle The Ditch Sue decides to play hooky for the first time, Frankie pretends to be a doctor, Mike has a careless accident on the highway, and Brick refuses to take a placement test. (S4, E23) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
16:30Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Something for Nothing Will gets lucky at a fund raiser and wins some money. When Will doesn't follow the clubs tradition, it starts rumours about the Banks family. (S2, E12) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Life After viewing the bill, Phil snaps Hilary's credit cards in half to prevent her from over-spending anymore on shoes. Hillary asks Will and his friend Tyriq to help her. (S2, E14) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Diwali Kelly invites the entire staff to a celebration of Diwali, the Hindu Festival of Light. In Stamford, Jim, Andy, and Karen stay late to do sales figures. (S3, E06) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Branch Closing Jan informs Michael that the Dunder-Mifflin board has voted to close the Scranton branch, and for the Stamford branch to absorb the remnants of Scranton. (S3, E07) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Obama, a crowd surfing Mayor, kids on drugs, throwing babies, iPad headstones, and a poo tracking app. (S7, E08) 
22:00South Park: Season 15 The Last of the Meheecans When a game of 'border patrol' goes wrong Butters ends up reigniting Mexican pride, but Cartman isn't prepared to let the game end there. (S15, E09) 
22:30South Park: Season 15 Bass to Mouth When South Park Elementary is the victim of a gossip website, named Eavesdropper, all hell breaks loose - who will save the day; Cartman or Gerbil King Lemmiwinks? (S15, E10) 
23:00South Park: Season 15 Broadway Bro Down Randy learns the secret behind musicals and can't stop taking Sharon to see them - Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret or its trouble! (S15, E11) 
23:30Rick and Morty Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate: Jerry is faced with the difficult decision of losing his manhood in order to save an alien leader from imminent death. Werner Herzog guest voices. (S2, E08) 
00:00Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: It's the 4th of July so Russell and his mum visit an All-American State Fair in Indiana to join in the celebrations, but soon find themselves running away with the circus. (S2, E06) 
00:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Jade Goody, Reginald D. Hunter, Ed Byrne and Paddy McGuinness. (S2, E02) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air My Brother's Keeper On the basketball court, winning is everything to Will, as it is to an opponent, Marcus Stokes, who can't afford to lose due to his need for a scholarship. (S2, E15) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Geoffrey Cleans Up Geoffrey falls for the woman next door whilst thinking she is a housekeeper. When he finds out she is just visiting and is worth 25 million dollars, its decision time... (S2, E16) 
02:00Gary And His Demons Gary and His Vacation / Gary and His Brother: Will Hanley being ripped open by a demon ruin Gary's vacation? Then Gary tries helping his brother with his marriage problems. (S1, E06) 
02:30Michael McIntyre: Showtime McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
03:25Corporate The Pain of Being Alive After his surgery, Jake's co-workers butter him up in the hopes that he'll share his prescription painkillers with them, and visions of a ghost haunt Matt. (S1, E03) 
03:45Teachers Bad Tweeter Ms. Snap gets in trouble at school when she posts a nasty Tweet, meanwhile Ms. Feldman tries to bring a shy girl our of her shell. (S1, E07) 
04:05Fameless Prankers A wannabe TV host unleashes hell - live on the air, an aspiring real estate guru finds herself in the midst of a housing crisis, and a self-described con artist thinks he's pulling a scam. (S2, E05) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
04:50Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
05:15Friends: Thanksgiving The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
05:35Friends: Thanksgiving The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles including Udderly Ridiculous, and Swept Away. (S5, E13)