This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, January 16 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Knowledge is Power Hilary rats Will out for several things, including getting in at 3am the previous day, in order to get the family car instead of Will. Will soon plans revenge... (S1, E13) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Day Damn One Ashley and her friends ask Will to tell a scary story at their slumber party before they go to sleep. Will tells the tale of his first day at Bel-Air Academy... (S1, E14) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include The Lawnmower, Big Balls, the Mood Swing and the Scareousel. (S4, E18) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Knowledge is Power Hilary rats Will out for several things, including getting in at 3am the previous day, in order to get the family car instead of Will. Will soon plans revenge... (S1, E13) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Day Damn One Ashley and her friends ask Will to tell a scary story at their slumber party before they go to sleep. Will tells the tale of his first day at Bel-Air Academy... (S1, E14) 
14:00Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
15:00Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include The Lawnmower, Big Balls, the Mood Swing and the Scareousel. (S4, E18) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
19:00Scrubs My Best Friend's Mistake J.D. has 48 hours to kiss Elliot before entering "The Friend Zone", and Turk is spending less time with J.D. and more with his surgery buddies and Carla. (S1, E03) 
19:30Scrubs My Old Lady Elliot, J.D. and Turk all face death for the first time and, in the style Scrubs quickly made its own, each learn life-affirming lessons. (S1, E04) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Itty Bitty Ditty Committee Gene starts a band, Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, only to be kicked out and left on his own. Linda deals with an armpit rash - leading to armpit hair problems. (S5, E17) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Eat, Spray, Linda It's Linda's birthday, and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues. (S5, E18) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
22:00South Park: Season 6 Bebe's B**bs Destroy Society Returning from school break, all the boys notice something different about Bebe... out comes the primitive man as they fight to see who'll play with her! (S6, E10) 
22:30South Park: Season 6 Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
23:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
23:30Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
00:00Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
00:30Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Knowledge is Power Hilary rats Will out for several things, including getting in at 3am the previous day, in order to get the family car instead of Will. Will soon plans revenge... (S1, E13) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Day Damn One Ashley and her friends ask Will to tell a scary story at their slumber party before they go to sleep. Will tells the tale of his first day at Bel-Air Academy... (S1, E14) 
02:00Sean Lock Live: Purple Van Man We all know what white van man thinks about the world but it's time to hear a different voice, the purple van man's voice. Sean comes at us with gags, opinions, deft observations & some silly voices. 
03:00Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
03:20Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
03:40Lip Sync Battle: Broad City Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! In this episode 'Broad City' stars Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer go head-to-head. (S1, E15) 
04:05Idiotsitter Girls Gone Wild Gene and Billie have the campus to themselves when the rest of the students and staff leave for spring break. (S2, E04) 
04:25Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
05:10Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.