This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, July 11 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why do grocery store challenges take place in the dairy aisle? What's the secret ingredient in Grandma Oil? And why was Joe's gymnastic routine a once in a lifetime show? (S1, E23) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E25) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Q shocks everyone at Hooters; behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what ``mondo dook'' really means. (S1, E26) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Middle Valentine's Day Axl has a date, Sue has her first boy-girl party, and Brick is at a sleepover. So will Mike and Frankie have an opportunity to have a romantic Valentine's Day? (S1, E15) 
09:30The Middle The Bee Brick wins a local spelling bee and Mike is highly enthusiastic about his talent. Meanwhile Sue's birthday is forgotten so Frankie tries to make it up to her on the trip to Chicago. (S1, E16) 
09:55The Middle The Break-Up Mike and Frankie are shocked to find out that Axl is dating the head cheerleader. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick become freaked out after they watch a horror movie about zombies. (S1, E17) 
10:25The Middle The Fun House Mike gets a pool table so that their house can be the "fun house" in the neighbourhood, and Frankie's job could be in jeopardy when a consultant visits Ehlert Motors. (S1, E18) 
10:50The Middle The Final Four Mike's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go to the Final Four basketball competition is put into jeopardy when Frankie's uncle's funeral is scheduled for the same day. (S1, E19) 
11:20The Middle TV or Not TV The Hecks give up cable TV to save money. Though the kids are initially unhappy, they soon find distractions and it's Frankie and Mike who end up having the most difficulty. (S1, E20) 
11:45The Middle Worry Duty Frankie becomes distressed when Axl gets back together with Morgan one more time and she begins telling him what to do again, while Brick struggles to take care of a baby chick. (S1, E21) 
12:10Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
12:35Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
13:00Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
13:55Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
14:20Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
14:50Bob's Burgers The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
15:20The King of Queens Do Rico Carrie is turned on by Doug's imitation of his new Hispanic co-worker, Rico. Meanwhile, Arthur drags a delivery boy into chronicling his own life story. (S3, E01) 
15:50The King of Queens Roast Chicken Carrie has Doug sign a congratulatory card for his boss' twenty years at the company. Her boss decides that he wants Doug to participate in his anniversary banquet roast. (S3, E02) 
16:15The King of Queens Fatty McButter Pants Doug is offended that Carrie wants him to lose weight, so he vows to lose 30 pounds. Doug makes up "quirks" for Carrie in an attempt to even the score. (S3, E03) 
16:45The King of Queens Class Struggle Carrie never went to college. Now, she is trying very hard to get back to school and get a good education. But will she be able to balance everything at the same time? (S3, E04) 
17:10The King of Queens Strike One Doug's car breaks down, so he goes out and buys a new Jeep Grand Cherokee; just as his union goes on strike against IPS. When Carrie finds out, she demands him to take it back. (S3, E05) 
17:35The King of Queens Strike Too It is week two of the IPS strike, and Doug still has not gotten a job. His sister Stephanie get him a substitute teacher job at her school. However, the kids are not so nice... (S3, E06) 
18:00The King of Queens Strike Out The IPS strike is in its third week, and both Doug and Deacon are spending the majority of their days doing very little outside of sleeping all day. (S3, E07) 
18:30The King of Queens Dark Meet After a great Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together and who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur... (S3, E08) 
19:00The King of Queens Twisted Sitters Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. But one of the kids sees them making love in the Palmers' bedroom... (S3, E09) 
19:30The King of Queens Work Related When Arthur goes to Carrie's work he is offered a job there, which begins to irritate her. Doug competes to be Mr. April at IPS but Deacon is in the way of him getting it. (S3, E10) 
20:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
20:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
21:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
21:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
22:00Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
22:30Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
23:00Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
23:30Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
00:00South Park's Summer Blockbusters Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow Stan and Cartman crash a speed boat into the world's largest beaver dam, flooding the town of Beaverton. Everyone's response is that of mass hysteria! (S9, E08) 
00:30South Park's Summer Blockbusters D-Yikes! Ms. Garrison decides that she is a lesbian after getting dumped again but hell breaks loose when her new favourite lesbian bar faces a takeover from Persians in a '300' stylee. (S11, E06) 
01:00Russell Brand: Messiah Complex Russell Brand takes on Icons, corporations, cult of personality, celebrity worship, sex, drugs and his own hypocrisy in a hilarious and scathing performance filmed live at London's Hammersmith Apollo. 
03:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; fun in the sun, three times a little thing became a big problem, and canine fashion shoot. (S2, E14) 
03:45The Middle Valentine's Day Axl has a date, Sue has her first boy-girl party, and Brick is at a sleepover. So will Mike and Frankie have an opportunity to have a romantic Valentine's Day? (S1, E15) 
04:05The Middle The Bee Brick wins a local spelling bee and Mike is highly enthusiastic about his talent. Meanwhile Sue's birthday is forgotten so Frankie tries to make it up to her on the trip to Chicago. (S1, E16) 
04:30The Middle The Break-Up Mike and Frankie are shocked to find out that Axl is dating the head cheerleader. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick become freaked out after they watch a horror movie about zombies. (S1, E17) 
04:50The Middle The Fun House Mike gets a pool table so that their house can be the "fun house" in the neighbourhood, and Frankie's job could be in jeopardy when a consultant visits Ehlert Motors. (S1, E18) 
05:15Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
05:35Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
06:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16)