This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, November 22 2018

06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles including Udderly Ridiculous, and Swept Away. (S5, E13) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
09:30Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
10:05Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
10:35Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
13:00Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
13:30Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
14:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Competitors face Monkey Business and Gold Rush Petrified Forest. (S5, E14) 
15:00The Middle The Graduation Will Frankie and Axl make it to Axl's graduation without killing each other? Sue gets one more crack at the driving test, and Brick neglects his duties as class historian. (S4, E24) 
15:30The Middle The Drop Off Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college at East Indiana State University and helps him move into the dorm. Meanwhile, Brick keeps losing his new cell phone. (S5, E01) 
16:00Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air My Brother's Keeper On the basketball court, winning is everything to Will, as it is to an opponent, Marcus Stokes, who can't afford to lose due to his need for a scholarship. (S2, E15) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Geoffrey Cleans Up Geoffrey falls for the woman next door whilst thinking she is a housekeeper. When he finds out she is just visiting and is worth 25 million dollars, its decision time... (S2, E16) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) The Merger Due to Dunder Mifflin Stamford's closing, six members of the staff move and take jobs in Scranton. Michael attempts to welcome his new employees... (S3, E08) 
20:35The Office (U.S.) The Convict Michael learns that Martin, one of the former Stamford employees, is a former criminal. The staff learns that his time was spent in a white-collar prison. (S3, E09) 
21:00Friends: Thanksgiving The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
21:30Friends: Thanksgiving The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
22:00Friends: Thanksgiving The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
22:30Friends: Thanksgiving The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
23:00Friends: Thanksgiving The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
23:30Friends: Thanksgiving The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
00:00Tosh.0 Daniel meets a security guard who became an internet legend, reviews a daring convenience store crime, and reveals the new sensation sweeping the country. (S10, E13) 
00:30Fresh Off The Boat The Big 1-2 Eddie celebrates his 12th birthday with friends, much to the dismay of Louis and Jessica, who were hoping for a family birthday party. Meanwhile, Emery and Evan feel left out. (S2, E07) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Community Action Jazz stays at the Banks house but abuses their hospitality. Hilary must do community service at the clinic after going to court for parking tickets. (S2, E17) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ill Will Will fears the scalpel when he enters the hospital for a tonsillectomy, while the family fears a steamy expos? when Geoffrey begins to write his memoirs. (S2, E18) 
02:00Bad Education Self Defence A computer game craze hits Abbey Grove that gets the children acting violent. Fraser even gets the staff addicted to the game resulting in Alfie and Rosie organising a weapons amnesty! 
02:35Bad Education School Trip Alfie's class are sent on Rosie's trip to a combined petting zoo and ink museum. Alfie's upset as Rosie has a date later that day but things get worse when the bus gets lost in the woods! 
03:05Lip Sync Battle: Shaquille O'Neal Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Legendary basketball player Shaquille O'Neal takes on Aisha Tyler (Dr. Tara Lewis in 'Criminal Minds'). Lady Gaga get synced! (S2, E18) 
03:30Corporate Trademarq Hampton DeVille partners with a street artist who vandalised the company's headquarters to sell anti-corporate merch and profit off its protesters. (S1, E04) 
03:50Teachers Sex Ed Ms. Bennigan is assigned to teach a subject she's not at all comfortable with and Ms. Snap goes up against a helicopter parent. (S1, E08) 
04:05Fameless Prankers A wannabe treasure hunter unearths a monstrous discovery, an attempt at reuniting best friends turns ugly, and an aspiring hypnotist learns that certain behaviour doesn't fly. (S2, E06) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07) 
05:15Friends: Thanksgiving The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
05:35Friends: Thanksgiving The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Competitors face Monkey Business and Gold Rush Petrified Forest. (S5, E14)