This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, October 29 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
09:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
10:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
10:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
11:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
11:30Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
12:00Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
12:30Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
14:00The Middle Back to Summer With only three days left until summer vacation, Frankie is ecstatic that she's made it through another school year with the family. But she may have spoken too soon... (S2, E24) 
14:30The Middle Hecking Order When Mike learns that Brick is skipping gym class, he must talk to his son's teacher. Frankie is shocked that the kids feel that Mike is superior to her in the household. (S3, E03) 
15:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
15:30The Middle The Guidance Counsellor Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counsellor (Whoopi Goldberg). Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself. (S3, E21) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
20:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
22:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
22:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
23:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
23:30Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
01:30South Park: Halloween Is Coming... A Nightmare On Face Time Randy is excited to buy the bargain of the century - a Blockbuster video rental store for $10,000! But all is not as it seems at this isolated, wintry place. (S16, E12) 
02:00South Park: Halloween Is Coming... Goth Kids 3 - Dawn of the Posers: The Goth kids smell something fishy when their brethren return from Troubled Acres acting all 'emo' - the truth of the matter might just shock them! (S17, E04) 
02:30South Park: Halloween Is Coming... Spooky Fish When Stan is given a fish by his Aunt, he has a feeling there's something not quite right about it. Sure enough it's not long before there's evil goings on. (In spooky vision!) (S2, E15) 
02:55South Park: Halloween Is Coming... Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery The boys are being plagued by the 5th graders and South Park is overrun by Pirate Ghosts. Nu-Metal band Korn must save the day! (Scooby-Doo parody). (S3, E10) 
03:20Rhod Gilbert At The Comedy Store Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more! 
03:45Teachers Stranger Danger There's a trespasser at Fillmore so a new security guard is hired, Snap and Bennigan hold a ''Women Empowering Women'' workshop, and Adler takes stranger danger too far. (S2, E02) 
04:10Teachers School Sweet School Adler and her husband move into a tiny house, Feldman fakes a lesson, and when Cannon's homemade jewellery shop fails, Watson and Snap try to boost her morale. (S2, E03) 
04:30Two And A Half Men Avoid The Chinese Mustard Missi turns up on Walden's door, and Jake has a weekend pass from the army - coincidence? Yeah, Right! Walden makes an odd deal with a new friend at the library. (S10, E07) 
04:50Two And A Half Men Something My Gynaecologist Said Alan panics when Lyndsey starts talking commitment, can he go down that road again? Walden gets a hand (in more ways than one) from a wealthy, older lady. (S10, E08) 
05:15Two And A Half Men I Scream When I Pee Just as Alan has committed to Lyndsey, the flirtatious Kandi pops up - will Alan be able to resist? Walden tries to get Berta to celebrate her birthday. Uh-oh...(S10, E09) 
05:35Two And A Half Men One Nut Johnson Walden is disillusioned with always getting what he wants because of his riches - time to start slumming it as an average, everyday Joe! Could true love now come knocking? (S10, E10) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.