This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, July 26 2019

06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring... dogs behaving badly, wedding fails, and science lessons at their best. (S1, E05) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
09:30Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
10:00Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
10:30Fresh Off The Boat Hi, My Name Is... As Evan prepares to open his first bank account and sign his first official document, he agonizes over which name to use. Busta Rhymes and Shaquille O'Neal guest star. (S2, E20) 
11:00The Middle The Christmas Tree When Axl comes home from college for Christmas vacation there's trouble. Meanwhile, Sue has a severe allergic reaction to the Christmas tree - could Christmas be ruined? (S5, E09) 
11:30The Middle Sleepless in Orson Frankie and Mike become concerned about Brick when he starts expressing a host of irrational fears. Meanwhile, Sue is both disgusted and intrigued by Derrick Glossner. (S5, E10) 
12:00The Middle War of the Hecks The ultimate prank battle is on between brother and sister when Sue discovers that Axl stole Orson High's mascot head. Also, Frankie is forced to give up 'Colin Firth'. (S5, E11) 
12:30The Middle The Carpool With the bus drivers on strike, Principal Barker asks the parents to form carpools to get the kids to school. Meanwhile, Axl hits the books and becomes an expert in Astronomy. (S5, E12) 
13:00The Office (U.S.) Fun Run (Part 1): After Michael hits Meredith with his car in the carpark of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, she learns she is infected with rabies. Angela asks Dwight to care for her sick cat. (S4, E01) 
13:30The Office (U.S.) Fun Run (Part 2): Feeling guilty about the incident with Meredith, Michael decides to host a "Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure". Who will win the race? (S4, E02) 
14:00The Office (U.S.) Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 1): Jim and Pam's relationship is outed after Toby files a PDA complaint. Ryan returns to the offices for the first time since his promotion. (S4, E03) 
14:30The Office (U.S.) Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 2): Michael, believing the personal touch is more important than technology, leaves with Dwight to present food gift baskets to seven former clients. (S4, E04) 
15:00The Office (U.S.) Launch Party (Part 1): As the new brainchild of Ryan, the new Dunder Mifflin Infinity website, is about to be released, the staff of Dunder Mifflin Scranton prepare to host a party. (S4, E05) 
15:30The Office (U.S.) Launch Party (Part 2): At the party, Dwight and Michael kidnap a pizza delivery boy. Andy decides to pursue Angela, to Dwight's dismay. (S4, E06) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: British... ...Invasion - Inside Jokes Edition. What mystery ingredient did Sal sneak into a beer at a London pub? Which insane West End show titles didn't make it to air? And what is a "chippy tea"? (S3, E14) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Here Comes the Judge Will is arrested for numerous parking tickets he claims he did not get as Philip runs for judge against incumbent Judge Robertson. What does Jazz have to do with it? (S3, E07) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Boyz in the Woods In order to spent time with them before they go off to college, Phil takes Will and Carlton camping and things go terribly wrong. (S3, E08) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Night at the Oprah The Oprah Winfrey Show contact Philip Banks to appear on the show with his family. The Banks travel to Chicago and Will is ecstatic. But there is some unfortunate news. (S3, E09) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Asses to Ashes Philip loses the judge election, and Judge Robertson and Will have words, but Judge Robertson dies after the argument! (S3, E10) 
19:00My Name Is Earl Dodge's Dad Under pressure, Joy reveals that Little Chubby - the richest businessman in Camden - is Dodge's real dad. Earl tries to get Little Chubby to do his duty to Dodge. Series finale. (S4, E27) 
19:30Takeshi's Castle The General has rallied up fifty real life couples to put on their Footloose flip flops as they attempt to reach the castle. (S3, E04) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys must do and say with what they're told to while working at the Universal Orlando location of "Fast & Furious: Supercharged", where every single refusal counts as a thumbs down. (S11, E17) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to get strangers to follow them to a made up basement, try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and try to get a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons. (S11, E18) 
21:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
21:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
22:00Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
22:30Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
23:00New: Tosh.0 Tosh delves into the internet. Daniel sits down with a man who makes a living sneezing online for fetishists, reveals his method of self-defence and compares British and American road rage. (S11, E06) 
23:30Key & Peele Key & Peele attempt to say a forbidden word in regards to their women, Lil' Wayne adjusts to life behind bars, and President Obama expresses how he really feels... (S1, E01) 
00:00Key & Peele President Obama rap battles, a traffic reporter experiences turbulence while up in the chopper, and one-half of an R&B duo reveals his true feelings to his partner during a song. (S1, E02) 
00:30Da Ali G Show Ali pitches his new movie, 'Booka', at the Cannes Film Festival. There's a lively discussion on animal rights, Neil Hamilton joins Ali on the sofa and Borat learns about British etiquette. (S1, E01) 
01:00Da Ali G Show Ali gets the low-down on the FB, Aiiii. There's rapping from Mohammed Al Fayed, and Borat finds out what it takes to be a true British huntsman. (S1, E02) 
01:40Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
02:35Nathan For You Nathan tries to prove that there's a hero inside every one of us by impersonating another person in an effort to turn them into a humanitarian hero. Season three finale. (S3, E07) 
03:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
03:25Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
03:45Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
04:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
04:30The Middle War of the Hecks The ultimate prank battle is on between brother and sister when Sue discovers that Axl stole Orson High's mascot head. Also, Frankie is forced to give up 'Colin Firth'. (S5, E11) 
04:50The Middle The Carpool With the bus drivers on strike, Principal Barker asks the parents to form carpools to get the kids to school. Meanwhile, Axl hits the books and becomes an expert in Astronomy. (S5, E12) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
05:35Impractical Jokers The guys conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bath robes. (S11, E16) 
06:00Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a new host of hopefuls attempt to storm the castle but first they face a tumble in Star Bowling and a wobble in Bridge Ball. (S2, E09)