This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, May 2 2018

06:00The Middle The Scratch While scrambling to gather garbage for trash day, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a bottle. When Brick brags to a hall monitor, Frankie and Mike must answer to the police. (S1, E07) 
06:25The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cased Up Hilary finally meets the man Uncle Phil has wanted her to date, Eric. All is going well until there is a small car accident caused by Will's new car... (S2, E09) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hi-Ho Silver Will and Carlton think that the famous actress Sonya Lamor (Zsa Zsa Gabor) has stolen Vivian's silverware. Will and Carlton do a little investigating in her house... (S2, E10) 
10:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
10:30Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
13:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
13:30Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
14:00The Middle Siblings Frankie sees the Donohues' kids being nice to each other and becomes self-conscious of her parenting skills. She tries to get her own brood together for some "family fun". (S1, E09) 
14:30The Middle Christmas To allow Frankie to focus on rehearsing for a solo in her church's midnight Christmas service, Mike takes over handling the many chores of setting up the Heck family Christmas. (S1, E10) 
15:00The Middle The Jeans Frankie buys Sue an expensive pair of jeans and Mike buys Axl a cheap car. Meanwhile, Brick offers to take care of a relative's dog, and his parents, reluctantly, agree. (S1, E11) 
15:30The Middle The Neighbour Brooke Shields plays Rita Glossner, a cigarette-smoker with a hard-life who is considered "mean" by her neighbours. Her sons are deemed "bullies" and get in a fight with Sue. (S1, E12) 
16:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
16:30Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Ambergris Gene, Louise, and Tina find a large piece of ambergris on the beach, and Louise sells it on the black market. Meanwhile, the parents are having the bathroom renovated. (S4, E18) 
17:30Bob's Burgers The Kids Run Away Learning that she needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's. Linda bets that she won't last the weekend with Gail's "craziness". (S4, E19) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
20:00Scrubs My Lawyer's in Love Ted develops a crush on the hospital ukulele player, and Dr. Cox learns the hard way that he simply can't handle everything on his plate. (S8, E08) 
20:30Scrubs My Absence Dr. Cox has a moment of conscience while J.D. takes a brief respite from work. Carla and Turk have some great news, but others don't seem to care... (S8, E09) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; people fed up with the royal wedding, a randy peacock, an airline for dogs, a hungry tornado, and guest stand-up Andy Zaltzman. 
22:00South Park: Season 16 Raising The Bar Cartman finally accepts he's more than just "big boned", entering the world of the obese and reality TV. Can James Cameron save us all from this lowering of standards? (S16, E09) 
22:30South Park: Season 16 Insecurity The men folk of South Park get mighty angry when a misunderstanding leads them to believe their wives are having affairs. Cartman takes matters into his own hands! (S16, E10) 
23:00Rick and Morty Meeseeks And Destroy Rick provides the family with a solution to their problems, freeing him up to go on an adventure led by Morty. (S1, E05) 
23:30Rick and Morty Rick Potion #9 After Rick gives Morty a Love-potion for prom, things quickly spiral out of control when the Serum splices with the Flu. Rick and Morty scramble to cure the crisis. (S1, E06) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb In an attempt to keep Roberta from having sex with Federline Jones, Cleveland takes the family to chuch...where Cleveland Jr. pledges to maintain his virginity. (S1, E06) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Ladies' Night: Tired of attending social gatherings with neighbors, Donna sneaks off and, pretending she's still unmarried, spends time with her friends at a single mothers group. (S1, E06) 
01:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
02:00The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey is back! Recorded live in his basment every week, join him and his celebrity guests for daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats! 
02:30Bad Robots This episode sees the launch of Nailz Babez, the automated manicure that gives nails the Tezcorp treatment; and the new currency exchange machine that ruins holidays before they've begun. (S2, E01) 
03:00Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Zoe Lyons is partial to wine, Nick Dixon has been dating, Dane Baptiste on the generation gap, and Ivo Graham on clubbing. (S03, E20) 
03:25Chris Ramsey At The Comedy Store Chris Ramsey introduces the very best comedy talent from the legendary Comedy Store in London. This week it's Larry Dean, Nathan Caton, and Isy Suttie. (S4, E01) 
03:50Seann Walsh World Join comedian Seann Walsh as he delves into the depths of the internet. In this episode he deals with; searching for skunk ape, vigilante superhero Night Warrior, and Seann's best man at his wedding. 
04:10Frankenfood Outrageous Frankenfood creations compete for a spot on the menu & a $10K prize at a Brooklyn gastro-pub. A twist on cheesecake, muffins with soul, and an idea for leftover Halloween candy. (S1, E07) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Ambergris Gene, Louise, and Tina find a large piece of ambergris on the beach, and Louise sells it on the black market. Meanwhile, the parents are having the bathroom renovated. (S4, E18) 
04:55Bob's Burgers The Kids Run Away Learning that she needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's. Linda bets that she won't last the weekend with Gail's "craziness". (S4, E19) 
05:15The Middle Siblings Frankie sees the Donohues' kids being nice to each other and becomes self-conscious of her parenting skills. She tries to get her own brood together for some "family fun". (S1, E09) 
05:35The Middle Christmas To allow Frankie to focus on rehearsing for a solo in her church's midnight Christmas service, Mike takes over handling the many chores of setting up the Heck family Christmas. (S1, E10) 
06:00The Middle The Jeans Frankie buys Sue an expensive pair of jeans and Mike buys Axl a cheap car. Meanwhile, Brick offers to take care of a relative's dog, and his parents, reluctantly, agree. (S1, E11)