This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, December 21 2018

06:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face the Nutcracker Sweet, Santa's Workshop and Jingle Balls. (S5, E01) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
09:30Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Christmas The Bleakening Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on all the guests. (S8, E06/07) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
13:00Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
13:30Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
14:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles that include Snow Shovel Trouble. (S5, E02) 
15:00The Middle Two of a Kind: Frankie and Mike are caught in the middle of a long standing family feud. A fearful Sue receives her first detention ever for being caught going off campus for lunch. (S6, E21) 
15:30The Middle While You Were Sleeping Frankie and Mike's date night is ruined when both fall asleep, Axl and Brick try to invent the next big thing, and Sue is invited to the prom by a store greeter. (S6, E22) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Christmas The Bleakening Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on all the guests. (S8, E06/07) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Christmas Show Will finds out that his mum is seeing a new man while on a holiday skiing trip. When the adults go out for a party, a knock on the door brings the kids trouble. (S2, E13) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
20:00Santa Makes You LOL Comedians Zoe Lyons, Ellie Taylor, and Marlon Davis present a seasonal clip show featuring some of the funniest Christmas-themed videos. Narrated by Iain Lee. 
21:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News It's Christmas! So Russell takes a merry trawl through some festive news! Tonight features; a man who celebrates Christmas every day, extreme snowballs, drunk holiday antics, a giant guest and karate! 
22:00The Funny Thing About Christmas Johnny Vegas illuminates the minefield of Christmas rituals and traditions. Is it a fortnight of goodwill and festive cheer or just two days and a roast? (S1, E06) 
23:00Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
00:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
01:00Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer asks Rick to transport his mind into a teenager to shield her from vampires at school. Beth and Jerry go the extra mile to sort out their relationship. (S2, E07) 
01:30Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate: Jerry is faced with the difficult decision of losing his manhood in order to save an alien leader from imminent death. Werner Herzog guest voices. (S2, E08) 
02:00Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Look Who's Purging Now Rick and Morty arrive on an alien planet to fix their ship just as the day of the purge begins there, meanwhile Jerry and Summer work on their father-daughter bond. (S2, E09) 
02:30Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 The Wedding Squanchers The Smith family is invited to the wedding of Rick's best friend, Birdperson, but things go south when it's discovered that the bride isn't who she says she is. (S2, E10) 
03:00Key & Peele President Obama wants to be treated like everyone else, Jordan looks at an apartment owned by a suspicious landlord, and a pair of party motivators get the party started at a bar mitzvah. (S1, E08) 
03:25Nathan For You Christmas Santa / Petting Zoo: Nathan stages a viral video to put a petting zoo on the map and sets up a "Santa in the Summer" photo shoot at a mall. (S1, E02) 
03:45The Office (U.S.) Employee Transfer When corporate transfers Holly to Nashua, Michael (with Darryl's help) moves her back to New Hampshire. Their plans to continue dating are dashed. (S5, E06) 
04:05The Office (U.S.) Customer Survey Dwight and Jim are shocked when they receive poor marks on their annual customer survey reports. They learn that Kelly has sabotaged their scores. (S5, E07) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Christmas The Bleakening Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on all the guests. (S8, E06/07) 
05:15Santa Makes You LOL Comedians Zoe Lyons, Ellie Taylor, and Marlon Davis present a seasonal clip show featuring some of the funniest Christmas-themed videos. Narrated by Iain Lee. 
06:00Malcolm In The Middle Lois' Sister: Aunt Susan visits, bringing Reese and Malcolm a red 1967 Ford Mustang Convertible, Dewey a cotton-candy machine, and Jamie a $5,000 savings bond. Lois and Hal are suspicious... (S5, E13)