This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, December 20 2019

06:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Horse Ashley is anxious to get into the School of Performing Art, and a friend of Will's says he will help her with her acting. Will and Carlton buy a horse that is being retired. (S6, E20) 
06:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Hole in One When Phil appeals for a partner for a golf tournament, Carlton reluctantly agrees to give Will the position. Hilary is offered a job presenting a prime-time show. (S6, E21) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles that include Snow Shovel Trouble. (S5, E02) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Christmas Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Christmas The Bleakening (Part 1): Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on the guests. (S8, E06) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Christmas The Bleakening (Part 2): Linda's party takes a turn when she realises one of her prized ornaments has been stolen. (S8, E07) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Christmas Better Off Sled Louise, Gene and Tina engage in a heated turf war when their usual sledding territory is invaded by a group of angsty teenagers. (S9, E10) 
12:00The Middle Christmas A Very Marry Christmas Sue keeps a holiday secret from the family. Meanwhile, Brick agrees to watch three kids, but soon regrets it. (S8, E09) 
12:30The Middle Christmas The Christmas Miracle Axl declares that he's not going to church this year, and Mike goes to war with the Glossner kids after they deface his new, inflatable snowman. (S9, E10) 
13:00The U.S. Office Christmas Christmas Wishes The office finally meet Andy's new lady, Jessica - but will Erin be able to handle it? Dwight and Jim risk losing their Christmas bonuses if there's any more pranking. (S8, E10) 
13:30The U.S. Office Christmas Dwight Christmas There's uproar when Angela forgets to organise the Christmas party! Dwight to the rescue! Jim is nervous about his trip, Darryl gets tipsy, and there's an unexpected kiss. (S9, E09) 
14:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles that include Snow Shovel Trouble. (S5, E02) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Christmas It's the Most Ridiculous time of the year! Greg James brings you the show with funniest Christmas clips anywhere on the Internet. From festive fails to stupid Santas, we've got them all. 
15:30Most Ridiculous Mums & Dads Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees parents behaving badly. (S2, E01) 
16:00Will & Grace Christmas A Little Christmas Queer While spending the holidays at Will's mother's house, Grace gets cozy with Will's brother and old flame Sam. Sam's adopted daughter finds a fan in Karen. (S8, E09) 
16:30Will & Grace Christmas A Gay Olde Christmas On Christmas The gang stop at a historical museum to let Grace use the restroom; however, the museum requires them to take the tour to allow her to use it. (S9, E07) 
17:00The Middle Christmas A Very Marry Christmas Sue keeps a holiday secret from the family. Meanwhile, Brick agrees to watch three kids, but soon regrets it. (S8, E09) 
17:30The Middle Christmas The Christmas Miracle Axl declares that he's not going to church this year, and Mike goes to war with the Glossner kids after they deface his new, inflatable snowman. (S9, E10) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas There's the Rub (Part 1): It's Thanksgiving time. Hilary and Carlton go to a homeless shelter to volunteer. Phil hurts his back; Will suggests they go to a massage parlour to help his pain. (S6, E09) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas There's the Rub (Part 2): Phil and Will get arrested at the massage parlour because the girls try to give them more than a massage. Hilary and Carlton continue to volunteer at the shelter. (S6, E10) 
19:00The U.S. Office Christmas Christmas Wishes The office finally meet Andy's new lady, Jessica - but will Erin be able to handle it? Dwight and Jim risk losing their Christmas bonuses if there's any more pranking. (S8, E10) 
19:30The U.S. Office Christmas Dwight Christmas There's uproar when Angela forgets to organise the Christmas party! Dwight to the rescue! Jim is nervous about his trip, Darryl gets tipsy, and there's an unexpected kiss. (S9, E09) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a Christmas special of the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Ex on the Beach's Charlotte and Matt to win thousands for charity! (S4, E12) 
20:30Your Face or Mine In this Christmas special Jodie Kidd and Joseph Bates must get in the festive spirit and judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S6, E11) 
21:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News Russell picks his favourite bits from the seventh series. Tonight features; Boris Johnson, Obama, sexist pens, a tombstone vagina, a horse hairdresser, talking urinals, and a musical carrot. (S7, E12) 
22:00South Park's Holiday Extravaganza! Red Sleigh Down Cartman's 'naughty or nice' accountant informs him that he has been too bad to earn his Christmas gift. All aboard Mr Hankey's Poo-Choo train for a trip to the North Pole! (S6, E17) 
22:30South Park's Holiday Extravaganza! Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes... Professor Chaos! (S6, E06) 
23:00South Park's Holiday Extravaganza! Simpsons Already Did It (2): Professor Chaos gets distraught as he realises all of his plans have already appeared on The Simpsons! Cartman gets very excited about growing Sea People. (S6, E07) 
23:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head against the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. Also features the sexercise bike! 
00:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a Christmas special of the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Ex on the Beach's Charlotte and Matt to win thousands for charity! (S4, E12) 
00:30Your Face or Mine In this Christmas special Jodie Kidd and Joseph Bates must get in the festive spirit and judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S6, E11) 
01:00The Funny Thing About Christmas Johnny Vegas illuminates the minefield of Christmas rituals and traditions. Is it a fortnight of goodwill and festive cheer or just two days and a roast? (S1, E06) 
02:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. It's a round-up of this season's best bits and some special Xmas features including Russell's childhood hero special guest! (S5, E08) 
03:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a Christmas special of the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Ex on the Beach's Charlotte and Matt to win thousands for charity! (S4, E12) 
03:25Your Face or Mine In this Christmas special Jodie Kidd and Joseph Bates must get in the festive spirit and judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S6, E11) 
03:45The Christmas Cleveland Show Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry Cleveland discovers that the food served at the local homeless shelter is much better than it is at home, so he pretends to be homeless so he can eat there. (S4, E06) 
04:05Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head against the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. Also features the sexercise bike! 
04:30Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles that include Snow Shovel Trouble. (S5, E02) 
05:15Will & Grace Christmas A Little Christmas Queer While spending the holidays at Will's mother's house, Grace gets cozy with Will's brother and old flame Sam. Sam's adopted daughter finds a fan in Karen. (S8, E09) 
05:35Will & Grace Christmas A Gay Olde Christmas On Christmas The gang stop at a historical museum to let Grace use the restroom; however, the museum requires them to take the tour to allow her to use it. (S9, E07) 
06:00Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01)