This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, October 22 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
09:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
10:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
10:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
11:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
11:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
12:00Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
12:30Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
13:30Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
14:00The Middle Escape Orson The Hecks find themselves spending New Year's Day attempting to stave off a zombie apocalypse in the Orson Escape Room, while trying to beat the Donohue's record time. (S8, E10) 
14:30The Middle Hoosier Maid Frankie wins a month's worth of free maid service, and she is ecstatic! Meanwhile, Mike and Rusty look into assisted living facilities for their father. (S8, E11) 
15:00The Middle Pitch Imperfect With four months of college left, Axl realises he hasn't send out any job resumes. Meanwhile, Brad agrees to lead Sue's acapella group in a music competition. (S8, E12) 
15:30The Middle Ovary and Out When Frankie finds out that she can't have any more children, Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's infant and putting some perspective on being an older parent. (S8, E13) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
20:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
22:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
22:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
23:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
23:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in the supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes. (S9, E15) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys share sad stories in the park, then share new video game ideas in a focus group, and head to the floral shop to stump each other. (S9, E18) 
01:00Impractical Jokers The guys get stuck in a grocery post-it showdown, ask strangers for questionable quotes at the park, and give "sound" financial tips to hopefuls as advisors. (S10, E03) 
01:30Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
01:55Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07) 
02:25Jon Richardson: Nidiot Live Recorded live in front of a sold out audience at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo we find that becoming happy hasn't necessarily ruined Jon's life. 
03:20Micky Flanagan At The Comedy Store Mickey is stressed with life in the middle class and the amount of ketchup given in restaurants! Learn of his days as an international lover, dreams of being a van driver and more at the Comedy Store! 
03:45Teachers Hot Lunch Mrs. Adler finally gets parent volunteers but for all the wrong reasons. Ms. Bennigan tries out her stand up material on the other teachers ahead of her first ever gig. (S1, E09) 
04:05Teachers The Last Day As the teachers say goodbye to another school year, there's reflection, drunken buffoonery, arguments, complaints and general terrible teaching. (S1, E10) 
04:30Two And A Half Men Why We Gave Up Women When Alan finds out he can't move back into Walden's his heart doesn't take the news too well - will this lead to a change in life outlook? Kathy Bates guest-stars. (S9, E22) 
04:50Two And A Half Men The Straw In My Donut Hole Alan finds himself reaping more and more benefits from his heart attack but how long can the good times last? Jason Alexander (from Seinfeld) cameos. (S9, E23) 
05:15Two And A Half Men Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! When Jake and Eldritch graduate it's time to step out into the real world. Walden is persuaded to give them both jobs... how long before it all goes wrong? Season finale. (S9, E24) 
05:35Two And A Half Men I Changed My Mind About the Milk Walden creates the perfect proposal atmosphere for Zoe's birthday - but will she say 'yes'? Alan hopes not! Michael Bolton guest stars. (S10, E01) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.