This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, March 30 2019

06:00Life In Pieces Best Waxing Grocery Rental When Greg insists on being Matt's best man at his wedding, Matt is forced to reveal his secret about their plans. (S2, E12) 
06:20Life In Pieces Necklace Rescue Chef Negotiator When Greg and Jen hire Allie, a private chef, to cook for them on Valentine's Day, the evening isn't as romantic as they had hoped. (S2, E13) 
06:40Life In Pieces Facebook Fish Planner Backstage When Tim gets two tickets to the GRAMMY Awards from his rock star patient, Charlie Puth, he brings Samantha to the show to impress her. (S2, E14) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Fresh Off The Boat Family Business Trip As summer vacation winds down, Louis has to take a business trip to attend the National Franchisee Convention. The family tags along and goes to Gator World nearby. (S2, E01) 
09:30Fresh Off The Boat Boy II Man Nicole has to repeat eighth grade, much to the delight of Eddie and his classmates. Nicole's dad inspires Louis to try and convince Jessica that they should have a daughter. (S2, E02) 
10:00Fresh Off The Boat Shaquille O'Neal Motors The Huangs are in desperate need of a second vehicle, so Louis takes Jessica to Shaquille O'Neal Motors. Eddie convinces Evan to sell his Beanie Baby collection. (S2, E03) 
10:30Fresh Off The Boat The Fall Ball As Eddie's first school dance approaches, Louis is determined to make the night as perfect as a John Hughes film. Jessica learns she can make a lot of money flipping houses. (S2, E04) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
12:00Ferris Bueller's Day Off Film Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) has an uncanny skill at cutting classes and getting away with it. On Ferris' trail is high school principal Rooney, determined to catch him in the act. (1986) 
14:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
14:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some whacky memoirs to potential readers. (S2, E02) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
16:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face a new obstacle, Kindergarten Chaos. (S4, E25) 
17:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Bucking Broncos and a Monkey Jiggalator. (S4, E26) 
18:00Friends The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
19:00Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
19:30Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
20:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
20:30Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
21:00Friends The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
21:30Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
22:00Friends The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
22:30Friends The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
23:00The Football Factory Film An insight into the gritty life of a bored Chelsea football hooligan (Danny Dyer) who lives for violence, sex, drugs, and alcohol. (2004) 
00:55South Park: The Classic Years The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The gang are desperate to see the Terrance and Phillip trailer (featuring during 'The Russell Crowe Show') but events conspire against them. (S6, E05) 
03:20South Park: The Classic Years Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes... Professor Chaos! (S6, E06) 
03:45South Park: The Classic Years Simpsons Already Did It (2): Professor Chaos gets distraught as he realises all of his plans have already appeared on The Simpsons! Cartman gets very excited about growing Sea People. (S6, E07) 
03:15South Park: The Classic Years Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
03:50South Park: The Classic Years Butters' Very Own Episode: Butters' mum asks him to spy on his dad, however what he discovers leaves Mrs Stoch acting slightly unhinged. Will this be the end of our lil blonde haired buddy? (S5, E14) 
04:15Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on Runaway Rockaway, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S1, E01) 
04:40Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a new batch of contestants head for the castle. Prepare for thrills, spills and a whole load of soggy shorts as they encounter Stepping Stone and Bridge the Gap. (S1, E02) 
05:05Takeshi's Castle A new bunch of contestants take on the head banging Knock Knock and the slip and slide Tug of war all to earn their place in the Final attack on the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S1 E03) 
05:35Takeshi's Castle The guards stand to attention on slippery wall as another group of contestants attempt to reach the castle. With Honeycomb and Sumo also in their way, who will make it to the final attack? (S1, E04) 
06:00Life In Pieces Facebook Fish Planner Backstage When Tim gets two tickets to the GRAMMY Awards from his rock star patient, Charlie Puth, he brings Samantha to the show to impress her. (S2, E14) 
06:20Life In Pieces Awkward Bra Automated Ordained Dinner gets awkward for Jen and Matt when they find themselves alone without Greg and Colleen. (S2, E15) 
06:40Life In Pieces Dirtbike Old Mechanic Earthquake Greg stirs up a family feud when he finds money he accused Matt of stealing. Joan takes offense when Heather writes off her forgetfulness as "old age". (S2, E16) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.