This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, May 29 2018

06:00The Middle The Safe Frankie begins dental hygienist school, Axl becomes attracted to his new tutor, and Sue and Brick find a new way to make money for the family. (S4, E07) 
06:25The Middle Thanksgiving IV Frankie's bickering parents come for Thanksgiving, Axl's football comeback may be postponed, Sue's mascot head is stolen, and Brick is fascinated by a new book. (S4, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Undateable Candace's Boyfriend Walks Into a Bar Justin and Danny decide to have a parental intervention with Candace over her "dumb-dumb" boyfriend, while Brett realises the error of his kissing ways. (S2, E02) 
09:30Undateable An Imaginary Torch Walks Into a Bar When Nicky returns to Detroit engaged, Justin realises who his heart really belongs to. Meanwhile, Burski may finally get his chance with Leslie. (S2, E03) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Flu-ousie Louise comes down with the flu and falls into an epic fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and wild adventures. (S7, E01) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
13:00Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
13:30Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
14:00The Middle Twenty Years Sue tries to set up a 20th anniversary for Frankie and Mike, but Frankie is mad at Mike. Axl gets revenge on Brick by spoiling the ending to his favourite book series. (S4, E10) 
14:30The Middle Life Skills Axl and Sue wind up in the same life skills class, a school therapist tries to help Brick make friends, and Frankie and Mike fight the insurance company for a new windshield. (S4, E11) 
15:00The Middle One Kid At A Time Frankie and Mike give each child a day alone with them so each child can get their undivided attention, but the plan meets with mixed results. (S4, E12) 
15:30The Middle The Friend Frankie intervenes behind Mike's back to make him a new friend, Brick helps Axl pretend to be smart, and Sue's Wrestler-ettes have a showdown with the real cheerleaders. (S4, E13) 
16:00Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
16:30Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
17:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This winter special sees contestants take on the all the Snow-tivator and Spinning Ski Lift. (S4, E01) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You Bet Your Life Heavyweight boxing champ Riddick Bowe wreaks havoc with Carlton's mind and Will's face at a funky cafe-casino in Nevada. (S3, E21) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ain't No Business Like Show Business Will lands a spot in a comedy showcase after accompanying a comic friend to an audition. Meanwhile, Vivian is away and Phillip demands attention. (S3, E22) 
21:00Lee Evans Live From The West End Gracing us with his comedic brilliance again, Lee Evans jokes about the size of bugs in Australia, does a visual interpretation of Bohemian Rhapsody, and we meet everyone's favourite dim-wit; Malcolm! 
22:30South Park: Season 19 Where My Country Gone? Mr Garrison is crazy-mad about all the illegal immigrants in South Park - time for a showdown with the familiar looking President of Canada! Cartman has other plans. (S19, E02) 
23:00South Park: Season 19 The City Part of Town Gentrification hits South Park and Kenny's family take the brunt of it! Mr Kim's City Wok, also suffering, hire Kenny as part of their 'child labour force'! (S19, E03) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Energy Trading Jeff uses an alien machine to trade life energy for luxury items that he uses to impress his girlfriend - but things soon spiral out of control. Adult animation. (S1, E02) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Terry Unmarried After discovering that he's not married to Donna because her divorce was never finalised, Cleveland goes out on the town and accidentally discovers that Terry is gay. (S2, E14) 
00:30The Cleveland Show The Blue, the Gray and the Brown After he is tricked into defending a statue honoring a slave owner, Cleveland vows to get revenge. (S2, E15) 
01:00Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game The celebrated comic has an adept ability to charm his audience with tales of middle age, marriage, and making sausage sandwiches. Recorded live at London's Hackney Empire. 
02:00TripTank An astronaut hallucinates a hot alien, Jerk Chicken teaches a stripper the art of the tease, and two old men butt heads. (S2, E18) 
02:30Rick and Morty Close Rick-Counters Of The Rick Kind Rick, falsely blamed for Murder by the council of Ricks, begins a cross-dimensional pursuit with the authorities while trying to prove his innocence. (S1, E10) 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Final episode of this cult-hit comedy show. Paul Hamilton, Andy Zaltzman, Henning Wehn, Josie Long, and Helen Arney feature and Paul Foot has the last word. The Stewart Lee meets them backstage. 
03:25Chris Ramsey At The Comedy Store Chris Ramsey hosts a night of comedy at the world famous Comedy Store in London with Jarred Christmas, Tiff Stevenson, and Jason Cook.(S4, E08) 
03:50New: Wipeout USA Couples meeting on a blind date compete on such obstacles as the Love Train and Big Balls before they are served face-plant parmigiana and flattening cannolis in the Wipeout Italian Kitchen. (S4, E31) 
04:35Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Flu-ousie Louise comes down with the flu and falls into an epic fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and wild adventures. (S7, E01) 
05:15The Middle Twenty Years Sue tries to set up a 20th anniversary for Frankie and Mike, but Frankie is mad at Mike. Axl gets revenge on Brick by spoiling the ending to his favourite book series. (S4, E10) 
05:35The Middle Life Skills Axl and Sue wind up in the same life skills class, a school therapist tries to help Brick make friends, and Frankie and Mike fight the insurance company for a new windshield. (S4, E11) 
06:00The Middle One Kid At A Time Frankie and Mike give each child a day alone with them so each child can get their undivided attention, but the plan meets with mixed results. (S4, E12)