This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, June 10 2020

06:00Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Stephen Bailey and special guest "Gogglebox" legend Scarlett Moffatt pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S8, E03) 
06:25Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Stephen Bailey and special guest children's TV legend Basil Brush pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S8, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Most Ridiculous Ever! We've scoured the archives to dig out the funniest clips featured on the show to date. And alongside all-time favourites, there are some brand new, gut busting belters for you to enjoy. (S3, E19) 
09:30Most Ridiculous Sports Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on sporting disasters. (S1, E01) 
10:00Most Ridiculous Weddings Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on Wedding foul ups. (S1, E02) 
10:30Most Ridiculous Animals Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on animal mishaps. (S1, E03) 
11:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
11:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
12:00Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
12:30Friends The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Joe Join Q, Murr and Sal as they give Joe some feedback six years in the making. Whether it's his wild physical comedy or his world-famous belly, these Joe-ments are sure to make you laugh. (S1, E03) 
13:25Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with pop-up facts throughout. This episode features the joker infamous for accidentally destroying things on set and Murr's crotch gets a massage in a deleted scene. (S1, E14) 
13:55Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
14:20Impractical Jokers The guys run a surprise hide and seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers. (S11, E09) 
14:45Impractical Jokers The guys try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals. (S11, E10) 
15:10Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
15:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes ...Jokes. Going behind the scenes to find out which challenge the Jokers were desperate to try for years and how long it took to put together Murr's surprise flash mob punishment. (S1, E17) 
16:05Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a 4-way job-exchanging challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons. (S11, E11) 
16:35Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as waiters, offer ridiculous specials to customers, and team up at a house-keeping job, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them. (S11, E13) 
17:00The King of Queens Best Man Doug, Carrie, Deacon and Kelly attend a wedding of a man Carrie had sex with once, but Doug did not know until right before the wedding and he does not tell Carrie he knows. (S1, E13) 
17:30The King of Queens Dog Days The Heffernans' neighbours the Sackskys (incl. guest-star Bryan Cranston) have an annoying barking dog. Meanwhile, Arthur thinks "Charlie Brown" is based on him. (S1, E14) 
18:00The King of Queens Crappy Birthday Doug subscribes for an ultimate fight on television, not realizing it falls on the same night as Carrie's birthday. (S1, E15) 
18:30The King of Queens S'aint Valentine's On Valentine's Day, Arthur attends a party at his senior center and meets a woman Mary (Jerry Stiller's real-life wife Anne Meara) and the two begin a love affair. (S1, E16) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Sick Debra, Ally and Michael are all sick, and Ray has to take to kids to the doctor. He has a meeting with NFL legend Terry Bradshaw that he cannot avoid. (S1, E13) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Handsome? When Debra's friend Amy MacDougall contributes to Robert's Police Welfare Fund, she and Robert hit it off. Robert is unsure about going on a date... (S1, E14) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Car After buying the Plymouth Valiant from his father for $462.25, Ray gives the car to Debra. She complains about all the problems with the car and asks him to return it. (S1, E15) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Diamonds Ray is shocked to learn that the engagement ring he bought for Debra, with Frank's help, is fake. He comes up with schemes to exchange the ring with a new one. (S1, E16) 
21:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Leo and Geo will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E05) 
21:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Carly and Ciara will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E06) 
22:00The Ricky Gervais Show After Karl insists that he is really a happy-go-lucky guy at heart, spending most of his time home alone on DIY projects, Ricky and Stephen ask him to take them through a typical day. (S3, E05) 
22:30South Park's Crude 'n' Rude You're Getting Old (1): Stan's parents ban his from listening to a Tween Wave CD he got for his birthday, but when Stan starts agreeing with them the boys are not impressed. (S15, E07) 
23:00South Park's Crude 'n' Rude Ass Burgers (2): Stan's existential life crisis (aka being a teenager) continues full-steam, while Cartman goes into the burger business with a super-special-secret ingredient. (S15, E08) 
23:30South Park's Crude 'n' Rude C**k Magic The boys become embroiled in the world of competitive 'Magic: The Gathering' fighting, and things get a little too "hardcore"! Randy shows them another world of magic tricks! (S18, E08) 
00:00Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2... ...Uncut. Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains how he treats his daughter's boyfriends! 
01:05The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air There's the Rub (Part 1): It's Thanksgiving time. Hilary and Carlton go to a homeless shelter to volunteer. Phil hurts his back; Will suggests they go to a massage parlour to help his pain. (S6, E09) 
01:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air There's the Rub (Part 2): Phil and Will get arrested at the massage parlour because the girls try to give them more than a massage. Hilary and Carlton continue to volunteer at the shelter. (S6, E10) 
02:05Lip Sync Battle: Modern Family What happens when an NBA All Star (DeAndre Jordan) squares off with a red hot Hollywood actress and star of Modern Family (Sarah Hyland)? Find out right now. (S3, E12) 
02:35Lip Sync Battle: Resident Evil Milla Jovovich and Ruby Rose, the stars of "Resident Evil: The Final Chapter", duke it out in the LSB arena. (S3, E10) 
03:05Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; poolside antics and hastily-sent e-mails. (S1, E11) 
03:25Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
03:45Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes ...Jokes. Going behind the scenes to find out which challenge the Jokers were desperate to try for years and how long it took to put together Murr's surprise flash mob punishment. (S1, E17) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Brunchsquatch To compete with Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, Bob begins serving brunch, but it quickly turns to chaos. Tina, Gene and Louise decide to help Mr. Fischoeder's brother hide from him. (S8, E01) 
04:30Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features a hot-air balloon trip gone wrong, a talking dog, and thieves caught on camera. (S2, E02) 
05:15The Middle Meet the Parents Axl invites Frankie and Mike to meet Lexie's parents, meanwhile Brick has a hard time getting arrested at the Sophomore Slammer fundraiser. (S9, E03) 
05:35The Middle Halloween VIII Orson Murder Mystery: As Halloween approaches, Frankie and Brick become convinced that a woman who died in their house 50 years ago was murdered. (S9, E04) 
06:00Takeshi's Castle Chris' back! Twice in one series! Thank the stars! Join host Stephen Bailey and football legend Chris Kamara as they pass judgement on our contestants as they battle their way to the castle! (S8, E05)