This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, December 17 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
09:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
10:00Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
10:30Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
11:00Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
11:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
12:00Bob's Burgers Mom, Lies, and Videotape Linda comes down with a cold and cannot attend the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff, so the kids decide to put on their version of the pageant for her. (S7, E20) 
12:30Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Sacred Cow Bob tries to get a documentary filmmaker to remove the cow he stationed outside the restaurant to protest against meat eating. (S1, E03) 
14:00The Middle The Loneliest Locker Sue and Brad write, direct, and star in the senior play, entitled The Loneliest Locker - but with Frankie working a second job, will she make it? (S6, E02) 
14:30The Middle Major Anxiety Brick informs Frankie & Mike that he would like to go to his school's Fantasy Dance. Sue becomes edgy after drinking a lot of coffee in order to appear more sophisticated. (S6, E03) 
15:00The Middle The Table Frankie and Mike approach their 22nd wedding anniversary. Frankie finds a full dining set on sale for them online for $50 - is all as it seems? Meanwhile, Brick starts a podcast. (S6, E04) 
15:30The Middle Halloween V: Frankie and Mike are stunned to learn that Brick has invited a girl over to the house just to hang with him. Meanwhile, Sue hits on an idea to help supplement her college fund. (S6, E05) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
16:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
20:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
21:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
21:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
22:00Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game The celebrated comic has an adept ability to charm his audience with tales of middle age, marriage, and making sausage sandwiches. Recorded live at London's Hackney Empire. 
23:00Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
23:30Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
00:00Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
00:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
01:00Drunk History: Essential Episodes Comedians get drunk and teach us about history. Russell Kane talks King Charles II, Alex Horne on the 1966 World Cup trophy theft, and Diane Morgan chats Lady Godiva. Features Simon Bird. (S1, E05) 
01:30Drunk History: Essential Episodes Tom Craine regales us with the story of Sir Walter Raleigh (starring Jack Whitehall and Michelle Keegan). Tom Davis tells the tale of Robin Hood (Mathew Baynton) & Maid Marian (Emma Bunton). (S2, E01) 
02:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Fighting Tina is going through the heartbreak of puberty; once they see it is not contagious, Gene and Louise try to cheer up their big sister. Bring on the Capoeira! (S1, E04) 
02:30Bob's Burgers Spaghetti Western and Meatballs Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous. (S1, E09) 
03:00Impractical Jokers The guys make bizarre passes at supermarket shoppers and act as reporters asking ridiculous questions written by the other guys. (S9, E10) 
03:25Impractical Jokers The guys bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in the supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes. (S9, E15) 
03:50Epic Meal Empire A Bite To Remember At the request of some avid meat lovers, the boys host the first every Meat Prom--complete with a cheesy band, bad tuxes and a long, white limo. (S1, E19) 
04:10Epic Meal Empire Cycle of Life A group of cyclists take the team's epic meat bike meal for a spin. Also, they're Epic Meal Time and they're here to say...they're recording a food-fueled rap song today! (S1, E20) 
04:30Two And A Half Men The Last Thing You Want To Wind Up With Is A Hump Charlie reluctantly attends Jake's soccer match, but he and Alan soon discover the joys of 'soccer moms'. Hit U.S. comedy. (S1, E05) 
04:50Two And A Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn when she is dumped. (S1, E06) 
05:15Two And A Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Alan and Judith are both upset when Charlie teaches Jake about distinguishing women's fake implants from real breasts. (S1, E07) 
05:35Two And A Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snoot-Ful Charlie is roped into writing the music for Jake's school concert, but finds himself looking after a roomful of fourth-graders. (S1, E08) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.