This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, August 23 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Dinner Professor Steps Lesbian Lark takes her first steps while Greg is away on business; and Colleen, Heather, Jen and Dougie have a ladies night out. (S2, E05) 
06:25Life In Pieces Boxing Opinion Spider Beard Joan constantly scares Matt by hiding spiders around him; and Greg grows a wiry beard that irritates Jen. (S2, E06) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Cynthia's Back While Dewey helps Hal overcome a childhood issue, Malcolm finds out that Krelboyne girl Cynthia "developed" while away for a semester and accidentally tells Reese. (S3, E14) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Hal's Birthday It's Hal's birthday and Lois has Francis come home to celebrate with the family as a surprise. The surprise is on her and the rest of the family as he comes home with a wife! (S3, E15) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Trouble with Doubles Bob and Linda's double-date plans take a disastrous turn when the couples find themselves trapped inside an Escape Room. (S8, E14) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Go Tina on the Mountain The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain, but Tina doesn't let the weather get in the way of her having a nature-piphany. (S8, E15) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What careless mistake did Murr make that allowed the other guys to use his headshot against him? And what punishment did Sal pitch that came back to bite him? (S2, E03) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which special guest was the first "sub" for one of the Jokers? Which Joker thinks he's the best at baseball? And is it Joe, Murr, Q or Sal who is actually an ordained minister? (S2, E04) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How did people react to Sal burying his niece in the park? What was the rare outcome of a Joker vs Joker challenge? And what item of Q's did a bidder get to keep in his auction punishment? (S2, E05) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers are big pro wrestling fans? How long did it take Joe to recover from his sumo punishment? Go behind the scenes with Murr, Q, Sal and Joe to find out! (S2, E06) 
13:00Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
13:30Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. They encounter zombies as they tackle obstacles that include the Tropic Blunder. (S6, E02) 
15:00The Middle Office Hours Feeling that her mind has been turned into Swiss cheese over the kids' never ending requests of her, Frankie sets up office hours. Brick invites his new friends over. (S5, E21) 
15:30The Middle Heck on a Hard Body: Sue is determined to win a car in a contest that requires her to keep her hand on the car longer than other contestants. Mike's brother Rusty is homeless again - uh-oh...(S5, E22) 
16:00The Middle Orlando Sue counts down the days until the Hecks depart on their road trip to Disney World. Brick begs his parents to take a detour to North Carolina so he can meet his online girlfriend. (S5, E23) 
16:30The Middle The Wonderful World of Hecks When the Hecks arrive at Disney World, a good time may not be had for all when a series of misfortunes threaten to put a damper on their trip. (S5, E24) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Cynthia's Back While Dewey helps Hal overcome a childhood issue, Malcolm finds out that Krelboyne girl Cynthia "developed" while away for a semester and accidentally tells Reese. (S3, E14) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Hal's Birthday It's Hal's birthday and Lois has Francis come home to celebrate with the family as a surprise. The surprise is on her and the rest of the family as he comes home with a wife! (S3, E15) 
18:00Bob's Burgers The Trouble with Doubles Bob and Linda's double-date plans take a disastrous turn when the couples find themselves trapped inside an Escape Room. (S8, E14) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Go Tina on the Mountain The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain, but Tina doesn't let the weather get in the way of her having a nature-piphany. (S8, E15) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How did people react to Sal burying his niece in the park? What was the rare outcome of a Joker vs Joker challenge? And what item of Q's did a bidder get to keep in his auction punishment? (S2, E05) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers are big pro wrestling fans? How long did it take Joe to recover from his sumo punishment? Go behind the scenes with Murr, Q, Sal and Joe to find out! (S2, E06) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Boyz in the Woods In order to spent time with them before they go off to college, Phil takes Will and Carlton camping and things go terribly wrong. (S3, E08) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Night at the Oprah The Oprah Winfrey Show contact Philip Banks to appear on the show with his family. The Banks travel to Chicago and Will is ecstatic. But there is some unfortunate news. (S3, E09) 
21:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
22:00South Park: Season 7 Grey Dawn There's an epidemic in South Park. An epidemic of senior citizen related driving accidents! When their licenses are all revoked they decide to fight back military style! (S7, E10) 
22:30South Park: Season 7 Casa Bonita Cartman is overjoyed at going to a Mexican restaurant for Kyle's birthday but is crushed when he finds out Butters is invited instead. He'll have to make Butters "disappear". (S7, E11) 
23:00New: The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:30Rick and Morty Lawnmower Dog Rick and Morty enter the dream of Morty's teacher, in an attempt to make him give Morty an "A" in maths. Rick gives Snuffles, the family dog, an intelligence-enhancing helmet. (S1, E02) 
00:00Rick and Morty Anatomy Park It's Christmas. Rick shrinks Morty, injecting him into a homeless man to save Anatomy Park. Jerry tries to have a Christmas free of electronic devices, but soon regrets this. (S1, E03) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Your Show of Shows When Rallo and his pals Bernard and Theodore perform in the school talent show, their rap about fiscal responsibility is not well-received by their classmates. (S2, E21) 
01:00Dane Baptiste At The Comedy Store From the legendary Comedy Store in London, the hilarious Dane Baptiste introduces the magnificent Mae Martin, the wonderful Lloyd Griffith, and the outrageous Fin Taylor. (S5, E06) 
01:30Mae Martin At Soho Theatre Live The brilliant Mae Martin brings her hit show 'Us' to Soho Theatre; exploring stereotypes of gender and identity, as well as the time she had thee sex talk with her mum. 
02:00Drunk History Isy Suttie tells the story of Prince Edward & Mrs Simpson (featuring Greg James and Sophie McShera), while Ed Gamble narrates his version of The Great Escape (featuring Jamie Laing). (S2, E03) 
02:30Drunk History Tom Rosenthal talks about Richard III (featuring Hugh Dennis), while a sloshed Jessica Knappett tells the story of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (featuring Vicky Pattison and Mathew Baynton). (S2, E04) 
03:00Drunk History Charlotte Ritchie reveals the truth behind The Cottingley Fairies (stars Catherine Tate and Mathew Horne), and Nish Kumar talks about the Invention of the Telephone (featuring Anthony Head). (S2, E05) 
03:20Drunk History Joe Lycett and Ellie Taylor get drunk before telling the stories of the Battle of Trafalgar (starring Anthony Head and Alex Macqueen) and the Virgin Queen (starring Sarah Alexander). (S2, E06) 
03:45Borderline Goodbyes Spoof reality series. Clive is leaving to join the police, Proctor is concerned about a derogatory photo of her going viral, and Tariq and Andy's relationship hits a bump. (S1, E06) 
04:05TripTank The Suck It, Gary! trio has a sleepover, two recently deceased jerks enjoy their ghostly existence, and a woman with a gluten sensitivity is accused of witchcraft. (S2, E05) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Trouble with Doubles Bob and Linda's double-date plans take a disastrous turn when the couples find themselves trapped inside an Escape Room. (S8, E14) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Go Tina on the Mountain The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain, but Tina doesn't let the weather get in the way of her having a nature-piphany. (S8, E15) 
05:15The Middle Office Hours Feeling that her mind has been turned into Swiss cheese over the kids' never ending requests of her, Frankie sets up office hours. Brick invites his new friends over. (S5, E21) 
05:35The Middle Heck on a Hard Body: Sue is determined to win a car in a contest that requires her to keep her hand on the car longer than other contestants. Mike's brother Rusty is homeless again - uh-oh...(S5, E22) 
06:00Life In Pieces Swim Survivor Zen Talk When John decides to try out for "Survivor," Tim gets jealous and attempts to undermine his audition tape. (S2, E07)