This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, December 18 2018

06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Players like "Mr. Grinch" receive a frosty reception from the Snowplow Sweeper. (S4, E06) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
09:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise In order to become a member of the Community Garden, Bob must make a deal that results in giving Louise's enemy Logan a job at the restaurant. (S5, E10) 
10:30Bob's Burgers L'il Hard Dad Bob becomes obsessed with his new automatic helicopter. When it falls apart for no reason, he enters into a battle with the manufacturer in order to receive a refund. (S5, E14) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
13:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
13:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
14:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Today, they face the Snowman Surprise and the Polar Bear Express. (S4, E07) 
15:00The Middle Steaming Pile of Guilt Frankie is overwhelmed with guilt upon realising that she and the family forgot to celebrate Brick's birthday. Meanwhile, Sue wants to be included in the yearbook. (S6, E15) 
15:30The Middle Flirting with Disaster Frankie fears that her bad remark about Axl's hot friend may have been overheard. Meanwhile, Sue takes Brick to a Planet Nowhere convention. (S6, E16) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise In order to become a member of the Community Garden, Bob must make a deal that results in giving Louise's enemy Logan a job at the restaurant. (S5, E10) 
16:30Bob's Burgers L'il Hard Dad Bob becomes obsessed with his new automatic helicopter. When it falls apart for no reason, he enters into a battle with the manufacturer in order to receive a refund. (S5, E14) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Father of the Year When Will tries to impress a beautiful college girl (Tyra Banks) by pretending to be a single father, using his new infant cousin, he ends up in a whole heap of trouble. (S4, E04) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It's Better to Have Loved and Lost It... Carlton loses his virginity to whom he believes to be Miss Right, but then finds out she's hiding something from him... (S4, E05) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Goodbye, Toby (Part 2): Pam accepts a three-month training program in New York, and just as Jim is about to propose to her, Andy publicly proposes to Angela... (S4, E19) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Weight Loss (Part 1): Over eight weeks of the summer, a Dunder Mifflin weight-loss initiative causes the branch to diet and become obsessed with their weight. (S5, E01) 
21:00The Funny Thing About Christmas Johnny Vegas illuminates the minefield of Christmas rituals and traditions. Is it a fortnight of goodwill and festive cheer or just two days and a roast? (S1, E06) 
22:00Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Auto Erotic Assimilation Rick, Morty and Summer stumble on a hive mind named Unity (Christina Hendricks) that Rick used to date, meanwhile Beth and Jerry are hard on each other. (S2, E03) 
22:30Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Total Rickall The Smith house is locked down after parasites threaten to take over the world by implanting fake memories. (S2, E04) 
23:00South Park: Season 17 Let Go, Let Gov Cartman is enraged by the discovery that the NSA is spying on America. Time to go undercover and broadcast their shocking secret over a new (and rudely named) website! (S17, E01) 
23:30South Park: Season 17 Informative Murder Porn Stan is shocked to discover his parents watching 'murder porn' - time for the children of South Park to teach their parents a thing or two about morals! (S17, E02) 
00:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Goes a Courtin' Will defies his uncle by throwing a pool party in the yard after he makes his rent payment conditional that Philip repairs the air conditioner in the pool house. (S4, E06) 
00:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hex and the Single Guy When the Banks family attends a seance so Hilary can contact her Trevor, the spiritualist gets so frustrated with Will's mockery that he curses the family with a hex. (S4, E07) 
01:00Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Auto Erotic Assimilation Rick, Morty and Summer stumble on a hive mind named Unity (Christina Hendricks) that Rick used to date, meanwhile Beth and Jerry are hard on each other. (S2, E03) 
01:30Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Total Rickall The Smith house is locked down after parasites threaten to take over the world by implanting fake memories. (S2, E04) 
02:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
03:00Bad Robots This episode features eye tests from Optical Prime, TezCorp audio tour guides of the British Museum, and Quizimodo scams pub-goers out of their jackpot prize in his 'name the celeb' game. (S1, E04) 
03:20The Funny Thing About Christmas Johnny Vegas illuminates the minefield of Christmas rituals and traditions. Is it a fortnight of goodwill and festive cheer or just two days and a roast? (S1, E06) 
04:10Bob's Burgers Christmas God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins Bob inherits a storage unit from a dead relative, and finds a mentally-disturbed man inside who claims that he was once a clothing store mannequin! (S3, E09) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Midday Run When Tina gets elected for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job, so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. (S5, E08) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Speakeasy Rider Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. At the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer. (S5, E09) 
05:15The Middle Steaming Pile of Guilt Frankie is overwhelmed with guilt upon realising that she and the family forgot to celebrate Brick's birthday. Meanwhile, Sue wants to be included in the yearbook. (S6, E15) 
05:35The Middle Flirting with Disaster Frankie fears that her bad remark about Axl's hot friend may have been overheard. Meanwhile, Sue takes Brick to a Planet Nowhere convention. (S6, E16) 
06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Today, they face the Snowman Surprise and the Polar Bear Express. (S4, E07)