This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, April 23 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Top 10 The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
06:20Impractical Jokers Our host and two former NFL players are in the studio giving in-depth analysis of each joker's strategy and execution as well as statistical analysis and review of game-day footage. 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
09:35Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
10:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of "Did They Deserve That?" at a bagel shop. This week's punishment involves minimal clothing and the cold. (S11, E01) 
10:35Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys get strangers to watch their backs them from angry security guards at a grocery store, and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. This week's punishment involves a metal concert. (S11, E02) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
11:55Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
12:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Pets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time pets to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from brainless budgies to rebellious rabbits. (S2, E13) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Dumbest Ever The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, we go epic for the dumbest ever Most Ridiculous. All hail the Kings & Queens of dumb! (S2, E14) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants with brainy jobs go head to head with beefed-up hard bodies. (S6, E06) 
15:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air To Thine Own Self Be Blue... and Gold: A lifelong friend of Philip's visits the family and tries to persuade Will to do something illegal for him. Carlton and Hilary both try online dating. (S5, E22) 
15:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
16:30Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
17:00Most Ridiculous Cats The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, Cats get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect feline fails and kitty chaos galore. (S2, E11) 
17:35Most Ridiculous On Vacation The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, holidays get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from water parks to camping. (S2, E12) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys compete head-to-head posing odd TV shows to the public, and do what they are told at a department store. Tonight's punishment involves a fundraising event at an Arts Theatre. (S11, E03) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys do and say whatever they're told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a hilarious scene at a donut shop. (S11, E04) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for an e-mail they're writing. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant. (S11, E05) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Season 11 Joe, Murr, Sal and Q skirt the law while posing as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall. This week's loser has a tough sell on their hands. (S11, E07) 
20:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Thanksgiving Starring Ryan Reynolds. Sharon and Johnny want to start a new Thanksgiving tradition and be alone. But plans change when Pete's grandpa comes down. (S2, E10) 
20:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete enlists the help of a TV love guru to help Berg and Ashley, and also Sharon and Johnny! (S2, E11) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; an OAP computer gamer, a man who runs like a monkey, a crime fighting fog machine, and a masturbating policeman. (S6, E08) 
22:00Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, problem solving, being Catholic, sex, and old people! 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Mystery of The Urinal Deuce Someone defecates in a urinal at school! Cartman rants that it's a conspiracy "like 9/11!" The entire town think so too! Time for a trip to the White House. (S10, E09) 
23:30South Park Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy Power goes to Cartman's head when he becomes "Dawg the Hallway Monitor". Meanwhile, Kyle is shocked to discover his little brother Ike and his teacher are at "it"! (S10, E10) 
00:00South Park Go God Go (1): Cartman is impatient to get his hands on the latest games console. Result? A visit to the atheistic future of 2546! Richard Dawkins pays a visit to South Park Elementary. (S10, E12) 
00:30South Park Go God Go XII (2): Cartman is stuck in the future, caught up in a battle between atheists and sea otters! And what will become of Richard Dawkins and Mrs. Garrison's love affair? (S10, E13) 
01:00The Comedy Bus Joel takes the Comedy Bus to his hometown of Rockhampton in Gloucestershire where he shows his bus mates all the local hot spots. Joel's attention soon turns to his old school band days... (S1, E02) 
01:30Joel Dommett At Soho Theatre Live Joel Dommett takes to the stage, discussing the fails and mishaps of his dating life, the infamous catfishing scandal and the pranks he used to play on his Grandad. 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Doug Stanhope, Rhod Gilbert, Ulrika Jonsson. (S7, E05) 
02:35Chris Ramsey At The Comedy Store Chris Ramsey hosts a night of comedy at the world famous Comedy Store in London with Jarred Christmas, Tiff Stevenson, and Jason Cook.(S4, E08) 
03:05Drunk History Matt Richardson takes us back to World War II (stars Simon Bird and Dustin Demri Burns), whilst an inebriated Josie Long narrates the tale of Dr Crippen (stars Olivia Colman). (S2, E07) 
03:25Detroiters Hog Riders An adventuresome client inspires Sam and Tim to ditch the office and cruise around on their newly purchased motorcycle. (S1, E02) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel takes on skateboarders, revisits the best moments of Season 9 and stars in his very own Hallmark Channel Christmas movie. (S9, E30) 
04:10TripTank The TripTank staff testifies in front of a congressional committee, Ricky the Rocketship botches a rescue mission, and a father takes his kids on a wild ride. (S2, E09) 
04:30Most Ridiculous Pets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time pets to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from brainless budgies to rebellious rabbits. (S2, E13) 
04:55Most Ridiculous Dumbest Ever The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, we go epic for the dumbest ever Most Ridiculous. All hail the Kings & Queens of dumb! (S2, E14) 
05:15Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
05:35Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys run a surprise hide and seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers. (S11, E09) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: All Aboard While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting to play games with their fans and to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from the past.