This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, July 6 2020

06:00Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
06:25Friends The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode three sisters, a rapping reverend and a balloon sculptor battle it out. (S2, E05) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode a super grandma and a boot camp instructor take on the course. (S2, E06) 
11:00Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
11:30Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
12:00Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
12:30Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Summer Vacation It's fun in the sun, as Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal take part in their very best and worst vacation challenges and punishments. 
13:25Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How was the creepy voice changer made for "Devil Voices"? What penguin tips did Murr learn as a zookeeper? And what other epic punishment was shot on the same day as Sal's corn maze fiasco? (S3, E10) 
13:55Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How does the crew keep the laugh-out-loud names secret from each of the Jokers? What ideas didn't make it into the guy's dating profiles? How much fungus was Sal subjected to? (S3, E11) 
14:20Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
14:45Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
15:10The King of Queens Flower Power When someone at work gets flowers Carrie decides Doug is not romantic enough. Meanwhile, Arthur is called for jury duty. (S2, E24) 
15:40The King of Queens Whine Country Doug and Carrie both have very specific ideas on how to spend their vacation together. Doug wants to rent an RV, while Carrie prefers a visit to Paris. Season Finale. (S2, E25) 
16:05The King of Queens Do Rico Carrie is turned on by Doug's imitation of his new Hispanic co-worker, Rico. Meanwhile, Arthur drags a delivery boy into chronicling his own life story. (S3, E01) 
16:35The King of Queens Roast Chicken Carrie has Doug sign a congratulatory card for his boss' twenty years at the company. Her boss decides that he wants Doug to participate in his anniversary banquet roast. (S3, E02) 
17:00Two And A Half Men The Two Finger Rule Charlie joins Alan, Herb and Jerome (his next-door neighbour) in a night of alcohol-fuelled sexual reminiscences. Michael Clarke Duncan guest-stars. (S6, E19) 
17:30Two And A Half Men Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Evelyn meets Charlie's girlfriend Chelsea, but an anxious Charlie tries to prevent them from being friends and he'll do pretty much anything to stop it happening! (S6, E20) 
18:00Two And A Half Men Above Exalted Cyclops A familiar face returns to Malibu when Chelsea tries to set Alan up with her new friend... Rose! Could it be that she has reformed her stalking ways? (S6, E21) 
18:30Two And A Half Men Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad when he agrees to let Chelsea move in with him. Alan finds there is no longer much space left in the house for him. (S6, E22) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Driving Frank After Frank has another car accident, Robert gives him a ticket, which leads Debra to be worried about Frank driving the kids. (S3, E02) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Sitter Ray and Debra hire a baby sitter, much to Marie's shock and disappointment. At first Ray and Debra think it's a good idea as they are able to spend more time with each other. (S3, E03) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even When Ray embarrasses Debra at a school fundraiser, Debra feels humiliated. When Ray asks her to stop feeling that way, she tells him that she would get back at him. (S3, E04) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Visit Debra's mother comes to visit, but she seems very detached. When Marie is very helpful during dinner, Debra blurts out that she wants her mother to be more like Marie. (S3, E05) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; MDMA, a West Country George Michael, talking robots, Ed Milliband The Movie, and a porn watching burglar. (S7, E02) 
22:00Gary And His Demons Still the One / Grundleman: After thirty years on the job as a demon hunter, Gary is looking forward to retirement. Then Gary and Hanley must battle with the mirror monster Grundleman. (S1, E01) 
22:30South Park's Summer Blockbusters The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers Lord of The Rings parody. The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy. (S6, E13) 
23:00South Park's Summer Blockbusters You Have 0 Friends Tron parody. Against his better judgement Stan joins Facebook and becomes a social networking juggernaut, causing him to be sucked into the website itself! (S14, E04) 
23:30South Park's Summer Blockbusters About Last Night Ocean's 11 parody. While the country celebrates the election of President Obama, a band of unlikely super-thieves begin an audacious jewel heist and Ike attempts suicide! (S12, E12) 
00:00Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Dr. Yap: While Bob is medicated, he mistakes Linda's sister, Gayle, for his wife and kisses her. After she falls for him, Bob seeks help from Dr. Yap. (S2, E06) 
00:30Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
01:00Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; thousand year-old poo, the world's ugliest woman, astronaut pensioners, denim diapers, and guest stand-up Roisin Conaty. 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a man who keeps electrocuting himself, a man forced to eat his own beard, an OAP DJ, and a Coronation Street rap! 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel catches up with a good Samaritan and "What What (In the Butt)" songwriter Samwell, hires a contemporary dance duo, and gets inspired by an animal abuse protester. (S10, E11) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored The Belchies The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory's scheduled demolition. (S2, E01) 
04:30Fresh Off The Boat The Taming of the Dads To celebrate their one-year anniversary, Eddie reluctantly agrees to take Alison to the see a modern remake of Romeo and Juliet. Jessica gets called for jury duty. (S3, E07) 
04:50Fresh Off The Boat Where are the Giggles? While the Huangs are out at the movies, Evan is accidentally left home alone, and Jessica vows to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Marvin slips over... (S3, E08) 
05:15The Middle Valentine's Day Axl has a date, Sue has her first boy-girl party, and Brick is at a sleepover. So will Mike and Frankie have an opportunity to have a romantic Valentine's Day? (S1, E15) 
05:35The Middle The Bee Brick wins a local spelling bee and Mike is highly enthusiastic about his talent. Meanwhile Sue's birthday is forgotten so Frankie tries to make it up to her on the trip to Chicago. (S1, E16) 
06:00Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20)