This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, April 10 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men It Was 'Mame', Mom: Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his life partner, in order to convince a gay ad-executive (Lucy Lawless) of his homosexual credentials. (S2, E18) 
09:30Two And A Half Men A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Alan dates Charlie's ex, Sherri, who is no longer after just meaningless sex, but Alan can't forget the fact she has been with his brother. Oh Alan! (S2, E19) 
10:00Two And A Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Unable to express the anger they have towards the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other. Time for some friendly counselling? (S2, E20) 
10:30Two And A Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On Charlie, Alan and Jake attend the funeral of Evelyn's second husband, where she learns a surprising new detail about her deceased ex. Charlie Sheen stars. (S2, E21) 
11:00Two And A Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Alan 'sells his soul to the devil' by borrowing money from his mum, Charlie warns him there'll be payback and sure enough an unusual favour is soon asked... (S2, E22) 
11:30Two And A Half Men Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Evelyn demands some quality time with Jake. Alan and Charlie aren't too keen on the idea at first but maybe they should be more concerned for Evelyn. (S2, E23) 
12:00The U.S. Office Launch Party (Part 1): As the new brainchild of Ryan, the new Dunder Mifflin Infinity website, is about to be released, the staff of Dunder Mifflin Scranton prepare to host a party. (S4, E05) 
12:30The U.S. Office Launch Party (Part 2): At the party, Dwight and Michael kidnap a pizza delivery boy. Andy decides to pursue Angela, to Dwight's dismay. (S4, E06) 
13:00The U.S. Office Money (Part 1): When Jan, now living with Michael in his condominium, forces costly changes in Michael's life, he worries about his financial situation. (S4, E07) 
13:30The U.S. Office Money (Part 2): Michael hops a train to run away, but Jan meets him and tells him that they can work together to find a way to live. Meanwhile, Dwight pines over Angela. (S4, E08) 
14:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human piņata! (S4, E02) 
14:25Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
14:55Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
15:20Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
15:45Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
16:10Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
16:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
17:05Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys compete in taxis, doing and saying what the guys tell them to. Then try to enlist people into helping them make messes at a grocery store. The punishment involves monster trucks! (S12, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys get tutored on how to use PowerPoint at a library, and play a four-way game of hot potato with stranger's shoes. (S12, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys pose as hospital receptionists, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, and then try to convince strangers to not use a particular restroom. (S12, E03) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys play a couple of rounds of "do and say whatever you're told" while posing as nurses at a hospital, and then do some grocery shopping with their fake wives. (S12, E04) 
20:00Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at the gym. (S12, E06) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys dress up with costumes trying to fool receptionists, and convince strangers to give up their gift cards. The punishment is to find and eat various hard-boiled eggs in a meeting. (S12, E07) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys disrespect strangers at the food court. Later, they pose as tailors and ask strangers to settle ridiculous debates. The punishment involves a cake decorating contest. (S12, E08) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys play matchmakers at the food court of a mall, and then must give presentations about architecture. The punishment involves harassing and bothering a single person. (S12, E09) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years Asspen When the boys go on a ski vacation, it's '80s-teen-movie central as Stan is challenged to a ski race by a professional skier named Tad. Only a "montage" can help Stan now! (S6, E02) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Freak Strike The boys decide to create a freak in order to win a prize on a TV show - will Butters' case of "Chinballalitis" be enough to win? And will he be discovered by the freaks union? (S6, E03) 
23:00Jason Manford: Live at the... ...Manchester Apollo. Renowned for his cheeky story-telling and friendly delivery, Jason takes us through the rules of driving, urinal etiquette, and the lies Dads tell in a tour de force of comedy. 
00:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
01:00Gods of the Game Sporting giant Sir Bradley Wiggins, with comedian Tom Rosenthal, invites real people to take on sporting gods Jimmy Anderson, Tommy Fleetwood, and Rachel Yankee in surreal contests. (S1, E05) 
01:30The Roast of Alec Baldwin The film and TV star Alec Baldwin takes to the stage to be skewered by his peers. Including; Robert De Niro, Caitlyn Jenner, Debra Messing, Ken Jeong, and Joel McHale (of "Community"). 
03:20New: The Jim Jefferies Show Jim unpacks the Trump impeachment inquiry, visits South Africa to learn about traditional medicine techniques, and weighs in on how U.S. culture tackles mental health. (S3, E15) 
03:45Younger Like a Boss Liza and Josh decide not to meet with her work friends to protect her cover. Diana asks Liza to help her cheat her fitbit competition. Liza and Kelsey launch their new imprint. (S2, E03) 
04:10Younger The Jade Crusade Kelsey and Liza go all-out to land Jade Winslow (Justine Lupe), a fashion blogger who is bidding out her upcoming tell-all book. Jade appears to be way too much to handle. (S2, E04) 
04:30The Middle Look Who's Not talking: Axl refuses to talk to Frankie after she reveals her true feelings about April. Meanwhile, Brick develops a quirky new tick and Brad surprises Sue. (S8, E07) 
04:50The Middle Trip and Fall Rita Glossner takes Frankie on a road trip. In the meantime, Mike takes a fall at the quarry and Sue tries to get Axl to end his estrangement with the family. (S8, E08) 
05:15Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
05:35Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Wild Joe, Sal, Q and Murr combine their musical talents to create a hit charity single and reveal what happens when they all have a sleepover. (S1, E04)