This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, March 22 2019

06:00Life In Pieces #TBT Y2K Sophia Honeymoon Critter: The Shorts take a trip down memory lane on New Year's Day Y2K, when John and Joan throw a party to celebrate the turn of the century. (S2, E09) 
06:20Life In Pieces Musical Motel Property Bingo Jen, Colleen and Tim secretly play "Short Family Bingo" during the weekly Sunday brunch. Matt, Greg and Heather suspect Joan is having an affair. (S2, E10) 
06:40Life In Pieces Tailgate Spiral Souvenir Seating When Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party at the L.A. Rams game, they invite former NFL player Kurt Warner to spice up their so far dismal event. (S2, E11) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
09:30Friends The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
10:00Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
10:30Friends The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
11:00Most Ridiculous Mums & Dads Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees parents behaving badly. (S2, E01) 
11:30Most Ridiculous Dogs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees man's best friend at their most ridiculous. (S2, E02) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys run a surprise hide and seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers. (S11, E09) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals. (S11, E10) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Total Carnage and Wipeout Carwash. (S4, E24) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp is joined by TOWIE's Georgia and Tommy as contestants brave trials including the hilarious Stepping Stones, and try to storm Takeshi's Castle! Have they got what it takes to win? (S5, E02) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
16:00Most Ridiculous Mums & Dads Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees parents behaving badly. (S2, E01) 
16:30Most Ridiculous Dogs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees man's best friend at their most ridiculous. (S2, E02) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It's Better to Have Loved and Lost It... Carlton loses his virginity to whom he believes to be Miss Right, but then finds out she's hiding something from him... (S4, E05) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Goes a Courtin' Will defies his uncle by throwing a pool party in the yard after he makes his rent payment conditional that Philip repairs the air conditioner in the pool house. (S4, E06) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. One joker requires medical attention during the fat foot race punishment. (S1, E22) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why do grocery store challenges take place in the dairy aisle? What's the secret ingredient in Grandma Oil? And why was Joe's gymnastic routine a once in a lifetime show? (S1, E23) 
19:00New: Playful Pups Make You LOL Iain Lee narrates a collection of comic clips featuring pup-based antics that have taken the internet by storm. (S5, E03) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Moving On (2): it's hosing time for Dwight's Aunt Shirley!, Andy comes up with a plan to throw a spanner in the works for Erin and Pete, and Pam's job interview doesn't go as Jim would like. (S9, E17) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) The Farm When Dwight's Aunt Shirley dies she has a suitably bizarre funeral. Todd Packer shows up at the office announcing he's in recovery and looking for forgiveness. Can the gang do it? (S9, E18) 
21:00Hellboy Film Hellboy (Ron Perlman) serves as an agent in the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense, where he, aided by Abe Sapien and Liz Sherman (Selma Blair), protects America against dark forces. (2004) 
23:25South Park Goes To Hell Damien The new kid in class persuades Jesus to do battle with his father, Satan, in the final battle of good versus evil. Cartman is livid to learn the bout clashes with his birthday. (S1, E10) 
23:55South Park Goes To Hell Hell On Earth 2006 Satan has a Sweet 16 style party in L.A. on Halloween! The gang perform a ritual and mange to summon Biggie Smalls - who demands Butters helps him get to the party! (S10, E11) 
00:25Bedazzled Film Desperate to gain the affection of a beautiful co-worker, Elliot (Brendan Fraser) strikes a deal with the Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) - in exchange for Elliot's soul, she will grant him 7 wishes. (2000) 
02:15Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G attempts to interest Hollywood producers in his James Bond television show concept and leads a roundtable discussion on sex. Borat learns about etiquette. (S2, E05) 
02:50Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G learns about Art and discusses equality with feminist Naomi Wolf. Borat visits a rodeo in the South and Brüno visits Alabama. (S2, E06) 
03:15Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G talks with Sam Donaldson, 'boss man of ABC News', about Nixon's 'Waterworld' crisis, while Bruno explores issues of sexuality with Pastor Quinn, a 'gay converter'. (S3, E01) 
03:45Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a 4-way job-exchanging challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons. (S11, E11) 
04:05Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as waiters, offer ridiculous specials to customers, and team up at a house-keeping job, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them. (S11, E13) 
04:30Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; winter wonderland, getting trippy, family matters, and the science minute. (S2, E13) 
05:15Undateable Danny's Boys When the guys invest in Justin's bar, Danny starts to muscle in and take control but for once he doesn't ruin everything. Meanwhile, Burski proves his use in the gang. (S1, E12) 
05:35Undateable A Japanese Businessman Walks Into a Bar When Justin fails to break it off with his one night stand, Danny gets involved. Meanwhile, the guys devise a plan to get Lindsey's ass back. (S2, E01) 
06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Wheel of Misfortune, Total Carnage and the Towering Flume of Doom. (S4, E20)