This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, January 25 2019

06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Gears of Doom and a special edition to the Big Balls. (S2, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
09:30Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
10:05Scrubs My Lucky Day J.D. shows up Dr. Cox and an unofficial competition begins between them. Elliot's patient sues her because he doesn't have cancer...! David Copperfield cameos. (S2, E09) 
10:35Scrubs My Monster No relationship can escape the influence of Sacred Heart; J.D. can't block out patients from his head, Turk has no energy for sex and Dr. Cox is seeing too much of Jordan. (S2, E10) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
13:00Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
13:30Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Plank in the Face and Fender Bender. (S2, E03) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred more warriors aim for the ultimate prize of storming the castle. But with Runaway Rockaway, Breakfast and Bridge Ball in their way will any of them claim victory? (S3, E09) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle There's mud, there's mushrooms and there's lots of other unsightly things waiting in the water. Only the strong will survive and take the castle. (S3, E10) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Get a Job Hillary's talk show is looking for an assistant. Will and Carlton fight over who gets the job. A famous star, Maurice (Chris Rock) visits their mansion to discuss doing the show. (S6, E02) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stress Related Will, in his new job on Hillary's show, over medicates an ill Hillary and has to try and protect her chances at getting a new sponsor. Meanwhile, Carlton awaits a phone call. (S6, E03) 
17:00Scrubs My Sex Buddy Elliot and J.D. start sleeping together again when she moves in with him temporarily - uh-oh. Turk tries to help out Elliot with her workload, but his efforts backfire. (S2, E11) 
17:30Scrubs My New Old Friend J.D. and Elliot are no longer sex buddies, and J.D. struggles with just being a friend. Dr. Cox has to deal with a hypochondriac, and Dr. Kelso teaches Turk a lesson. (S2, E12) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
19:00New: Brides Make You Laugh Out... ...Loud. Iain Lee narrates a collection of comic clips featuring wedding-based antics that have taken the internet by storm. (S4, E02) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Scott's Tots A promise that Michael made ten years ago comes back to haunt him. Could an 'Employee of the Month' scheme lead to the downfall of Jim? (S6, E12) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Secret Santa There's competition in the office for the role of Santa Claus this Christmas. Erin's secret santa takes gift sending to the next level. (S6, E13) 
21:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
22:00Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and his mum Ninette are in Koh Phangan, Thailand to hit the hippy trail - they experience a mass love-in, get wasted on buckets of booze, and Russ is encouraged to discuss sex. (S3, E01) 
23:00Stand Up Central With Rob Delaney Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. This week Iain Stirling headlines with support from Emily Lloyd Saini. (S1, E05) 
23:30Stand Up Central With Rob Delaney Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. This week Suzi Ruffell headlines with support from Rob Auton. (S1, E06) 
00:00Dara O Briain: Crowd Tickler Watch Dara lead the audience on a rip-roaring journey through expertly crafted routines, cracking one-liners, and lightning fast spontaneous gag-making! Recorded at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo. 
01:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
01:55Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G interviews the former head of the Immigration and Naturalization Service James Ziglar, and he also leads a "diskushen" about animal rights. Borat learns about American hobbies. (S3, E03) 
02:30Ali G in Da USAiii In New York to sell book ideas to publishers and agents, Ali G pitches ideas for bestsellers, including an Ali G 'autobiography' of President Bush. Brüno leads the "fashion polizei". (S3, E04) 
03:058 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Janice Dickinson, Rhod Gilbert, Lauren Laverne and David Walliams. (S9, E07) 
03:40Bad Robots This episode features eye tests from Optical Prime, TezCorp audio tour guides of the British Museum, and Quizimodo scams pub-goers out of their jackpot prize in his 'name the celeb' game. (S1, E04) 
04:05Bad Robots This episode sees a tourist information machine feed eager tourists a load of nonsense, and Digi-Photomatic sets about pushing the sales of additional extras. (S1, E05) 
04:30Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
05:10Brides Make You Laugh Out Loud Iain Lee narrates a collection of comic clips featuring wedding-based antics that have taken the internet by storm. (S4, E02) 
06:00Wipeout USA Ex marks the splat, as teams of ex-couples, including 'Hot Pants and The Heartbreaker' and 'Dempsey and The Sister Kisser', put on their gloves and square off against the course. (S7, E11)