This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, December 17 2019

06:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 1): Ashley gets a great modelling opportunity. Phil's burgeoning political career has an unexpected effect on Vivian. (S6, E14) 
06:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 2): Will, Carlton, Ashley and Hilary take drastic measures to get Phil and Vivian to reconcile. (S6, E15) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Watch them brave the elements as they step on to a white, slippery and wintery wonderland. (S4, E02) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Christmas Turkey in a Can: Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone commits an act of Thanksgiving sabotage! (S4, E05) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Christmas Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
11:00Friends The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
11:30Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
12:00The Middle Christmas A Simple Christmas Frankie's parents are in town for Christmas and the pair soon interfere in their daughter's plans for a quiet Christmas. Elsewhere, Axl builds Brick an igloo. (S2 E10) 
12:30The Middle Christmas A Christmas Gift Mike tries to keep his Christmas gift of a new dishwasher a secret from Frankie. Meanwhile, Sue asks Reverend TimTom to explain the deeper meaning of Christmas to Brick. (S3, E11) 
13:00The U.S. Office Christmas A Benihana Christmas (Part 1): Michael plans to invite Carol to Jamaica with him for Christmas, but she breaks up with him before he has a chance. Andy takes Michael out to cheer him up. (S3, E10) 
13:30The U.S. Office Christmas A Benihana Christmas (Part 2): A disagreement within the Party Planning Committee leads Karen and Pam to create their own Christmas party. Michael finds someone to go to Jamaica with him. (S3, E11) 
14:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Watch them brave the elements as they step on to a white, slippery and wintery wonderland. (S4, E02) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Animals Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on animal mishaps. (S1, E03) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Holidays Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on holiday howlers. (S1, E04) 
16:00Will & Grace Christmas Queens for a Day (1): When Vince's mother injures her leg and is unable to make her traditional Italian Thanksgiving, Will comes to the rescue by offering to make his own special dinner. (S7, E10) 
16:30Will & Grace Christmas Queens for a Day (2): When Vince's mother injures her leg and is unable to make her traditional Italian Thanksgiving, Will comes to the rescue by offering to make his own special dinner. (S7, E11) 
17:00The Middle Christmas A Christmas Gift Mike tries to keep his Christmas gift of a new dishwasher a secret from Frankie. Meanwhile, Sue asks Reverend TimTom to explain the deeper meaning of Christmas to Brick. (S3, E11) 
17:30The Middle Christmas Christmas Help Frankie gets a retail job to get Christmas gifts at a discount, Mike has another falling-out with his brother, and Bricks gets a part in reverend Tim-Tom's Christmas play. (S4, E09) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Wonderland. Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Winter... ...Wonderland. Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys... 
19:00The U.S. Office Christmas A Benihana Christmas (Part 1): Michael plans to invite Carol to Jamaica with him for Christmas, but she breaks up with him before he has a chance. Andy takes Michael out to cheer him up. (S3, E10) 
19:30The U.S. Office Christmas A Benihana Christmas (Part 2): A disagreement within the Party Planning Committee leads Karen and Pam to create their own Christmas party. Michael finds someone to go to Jamaica with him. (S3, E11) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Lewis and Harriette will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E07) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Kaio and Modina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E08) 
21:00Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Brunchsquatch To compete with Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, Bob begins serving brunch, but it quickly turns to chaos. Tina, Gene and Louise decide to help Mr. Fischoeder's brother hide from him. (S8, E01) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Christmas God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins Bob inherits a storage unit from a dead relative, and finds a mentally-disturbed man inside who claims that he was once a clothing store mannequin! (S3, E09) 
22:00South Park's Holiday Extravaganza! Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson! Cartman's Uncle Howard escapes from prison with another inmate, Charlie Manson. The boys want to go see Mr Hankey at the mall but no one will take them. (S2, E16) 
22:30South Park's Holiday Extravaganza! The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka After being duped by Stan's Uncle Jimbo, the boys decide to take revenge by making bogus videos of a certain frog. Will Jesus stand for this? (S2, E06) 
23:00South Park's Holiday Extravaganza! Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes): The boys must write an essay for school. Tweek suggests they write about gnomes that visit him every night and steal his pants. What will they discover? (S2, E17) 
23:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville dons a diaper and takes on a professional sumo wrestler, and Bam Margera wakes his parents up at 2AM with a rousing death metal set. Also features the fifty egg challenge! 
00:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Lewis and Harriette will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E07) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Kaio and Modina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E08) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; an OAP computer gamer, a man who runs like a monkey, a crime fighting fog machine, and a masturbating policeman. (S6, E08) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News: Sports Russell takes a cheeky trawl through his favourite sporting news stories. Tonight features; a one year-old professional footballer, ferret legging, and the rabbit grand national. (S6, E09) 
03:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Lewis and Harriette will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E07) 
03:20Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Kaio and Modina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E08) 
03:45The Christmas Cleveland Show A Cleveland Brown Christmas Cleveland gets drunk as a Santa Claus and shatters Rallo's Christmas by telling him that his biological father is a deadbeat. (S1, E09) 
04:05Jackass Johnny Knoxville dons a diaper and takes on a professional sumo wrestler, and Bam Margera wakes his parents up at 2AM with a rousing death metal set. Also features the fifty egg challenge! 
04:30Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Watch them brave the elements as they step on to a white, slippery and wintery wonderland. (S4, E02) 
05:15Will & Grace Christmas Queens for a Day (1): When Vince's mother injures her leg and is unable to make her traditional Italian Thanksgiving, Will comes to the rescue by offering to make his own special dinner. (S7, E10) 
05:35Will & Grace Christmas Queens for a Day (2): When Vince's mother injures her leg and is unable to make her traditional Italian Thanksgiving, Will comes to the rescue by offering to make his own special dinner. (S7, E11) 
06:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Bowl Buster Carlton is anxious that he will never be able to live up to the kind of achievements that Phil made when he attended Princeton. So he decides to become a professional bowler. (S6, E16)