This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, October 21 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Vegas The family travels to Las Vegas when Hal experiences a dream about hitting the jackpot, Dewey and Reese enter an obese rabbit in a contest, and Otto & Francis get trapped in a well. (S5, E01) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Watching the Baby When an exhausted Lois falls asleep, Hal goes out for diapers, only to be branded a shoplifter. Meanwhile, three beautiful girls use Malcolm, Reese, and Stevie. (S5, E02) 
10:00Malcolm In The Middle Goodbye Kitty Stevie goes into shock when he's told his mother has divorced his father. Meanwhile, Reese gets caught up in the hot-and-heavy entries in a diary, unaware it belongs to Lois. (S5, E03) 
10:30Malcolm In The Middle Thanksgiving It's another family Thanksgiving, as Reese cons Hal and Dewey into helping him with the cooking. Francis and Piama are also there, but they're not even speaking to each other. (S5, E04) 
11:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Films Reese Malcolm secretly records Reese as he divulges his innermost secrets, Dewey starts his own novelty act at an outdoor mall, and Hal's bosses are placed under arrest. (S5, E05) 
11:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Job Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois's well-kept secret, Hal and some other fathers start betting on babies, and Dewey travels to the farm to visit Francis. (S5, E06) 
12:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
12:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
13:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
13:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
18:00The Middle Halloween VIII The Heckoning: Sue attempts to reclaim her bedroom from Brick. Meanwhile, Axl lashes out on his family after having to act nice around April. (S8, E03) 
18:30The Middle True Grit Frankie accidentally buys underwear with a sexy saying on the bottom. Meanwhile, Brick worries about losing a friend to football and Sue tries to break up with Jeremy. (S8, E04) 
19:00The Middle Roadkill It's Brick's 15th birthday and time to learn to drive. Sue tries to choose a college major before the deadline and learns a shocking secret from Frankie along the way. (S8, E05) 
19:30The Middle Thanksgiving VIII Frankie ends up competing with April for Axl's attention by rearranging the timing for her Thanksgiving dinner. (S8, E06) 
20:00The Middle Look Who's Not talking: Axl refuses to talk to Frankie after she reveals her true feelings about April. Meanwhile, Brick develops a quirky new tick and Brad surprises Sue. (S8, E07) 
20:30The Middle Trip and Fall Rita Glossner takes Frankie on a road trip. In the meantime, Mike takes a fall at the quarry and Sue tries to get Axl to end his estrangement with the family. (S8, E08) 
21:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
21:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
22:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
22:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
23:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
01:00Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of L.A., Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini", and Ryan Dunn attempts to immerse himself in a tank of raw sewage. 
01:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville puts a sport cup through the ultimate in self-defense testing, and Chris Pontius gets attacked by a ferocious guard dog. Also features the human bull's-eye and human red carpet! 
02:00Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
03:00John Bishop Live: The Sunshine... ...Tour John Bishop is live in Liverpool! The loveable Scouser tells us about beating Tom Cruise in a race, why being forty makes you a pervert, his attempts to cope with fame and more! 
03:45Teachers Bad Tweeter Ms. Snap gets in trouble at school when she posts a nasty Tweet, meanwhile Ms. Feldman tries to bring a shy girl our of her shell. (S1, E07) 
04:05Teachers Sex Ed Ms. Bennigan is assigned to teach a subject she's not at all comfortable with and Ms. Snap goes up against a helicopter parent. (S1, E08) 
04:30Two And A Half Men Not In My Mouth When freak turbulence puts Walden's jet into freefall he doesn't get the reaction from Zoe that he'd expect. Lyndsey's drinking leads to some nasty experiences for Alan. (S9, E17) 
04:50Two And A Half Men The War Against Gingivitis Walden's old business partner turns up with a billion dollar idea but they didn't part on the best terms. Alan gets caught up in dodgy dealings. (S9, E18) 
05:15Two And A Half Men Palmdale, Ech Lyndsey's mother is in town, so Alan and Lyndsey decide to see what sparks fly when she meets his mother. With Zoe away, Walden ends up hanging with the boys too much. (S9, E24) 
05:35Two And A Half Men Grandma's Pie Walden is worried about how Zoe will react to his new business venture with his ex-wife, while Alan and Lyndsey have to contend with their mothers' blossoming relationship. (S9, E20) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.