This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, September 26 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Tattoo Valentine Guitar Pregnant When Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesman, Ian repeatedly hits on her. (S1, E16) 
06:20Life In Pieces Hair Recital Rainbow Mom When John starts feeling old, he attempts to make himself look younger, much to the dismay of his family. (S1, E17) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Dewey's Special Class Malcolm coaches Dewey on how to "throw" an IQ test so he will not end up in the Krelboyne class. While Hal and Craig enter a Dance Dance Revolution-style contest. (S5, E18) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Experiment Reese inadvertently perfects Malcolm and Stevie's experiment, but can't remember how he did it! Dewey dreams up reasons for people to buy the candy he's selling door-to-door. (S5, E19) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Gene's musical based on Die Hard isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night. (S5, E01) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park in a Joker vs. Joker. (S5, E14) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
13:00Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
13:30Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
14:00Wipeout USA Shiver me timbers! Join us as a rare breed of athletes make their mark on the course. Get ready and watch the competition unfold aboard the S.S. Booty Shaker and the classic Big Balls. (S7, E10) 
15:00The Middle The Royal Flush In an attempt to get Frankie the best Mother's Day gift ever, Sue and Brick enter a competition to win a trip for two to London for the upcoming royal wedding. (S9, E21) 
15:30The Middle Split Decision Now that Frankie knows Axl was offered a job in Denver, she makes it her mission to sway him from taking it and moving away. (S9, E22) 
16:00The Middle The daily mishaps of a married woman and her semi-dysfunctional family and their attempts to survive life in general, in the city of Orson, Indiana. 
16:30The Middle The daily mishaps of a married woman and her semi-dysfunctional family and their attempts to survive life in general, in the city of Orson, Indiana. 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Dewey's Special Class Malcolm coaches Dewey on how to "throw" an IQ test so he will not end up in the Krelboyne class. While Hal and Craig enter a Dance Dance Revolution-style contest. (S5, E18) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Experiment Reese inadvertently perfects Malcolm and Stevie's experiment, but can't remember how he did it! Dewey dreams up reasons for people to buy the candy he's selling door-to-door. (S5, E19) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Gene's musical based on Die Hard isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night. (S5, E01) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince - the Movie: Will and Carlton play poker with Jazz but think he is cheating. To get even with Jazz, Will and Carlton make up a story about being in a witness protection program. (S5, E05) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Misery Will has a date with Lisa in a cabin. However, things don't go the way Will thought they would go and he gets more than he bargained for. (S5, E06) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks his favourite stand-up from across the first six series. Tonight features; Nick Helm, Chris Ramsey, Roisin Conaty, Alun Cochrane, Joe Wilkinson, Paul Foot, and Doc Brown. (S6, E12) 
22:00South Park: Season 11 Fantastic Easter Special Stan sets out to find a reason for painting Easter eggs and discovers his father is part of a society called "The Hare Club For Men", but all is not what it seems. (S11, E05) 
22:30South Park: Season 11 D-Yikes! Ms. Garrison decides that she is a lesbian after getting dumped again but hell breaks loose when her new favourite lesbian bar faces a takeover from Persians in a '300' stylee. (S11, E06) 
23:00South Park: Season 11 Night of the Living Homeless When a plague of homeless people hits South Park, the boys devise a plan to move them on whilst the adults panic like they're in a zombie movie. (S11, E07) 
23:30Brickleberry Baby Daddy Ethel becomes pregnant after she gets drunk and sleeps with Steve. Meanwhile, Woody, Denzel, and Connie end up in a mental hospital. (S3, E07) 
00:00Rick and Morty A Rickle in Time Having restarted time, Rick, Morty and Summer are in a quantum-uncertain state of existence. An argument leads to the creation of two alternate timelines... (S2, E01) 
00:30Rick and Morty Mortynight Run Rick and Morty try to save a gas life form (special guest voice of Jermaine from Flight of The Conchords) while Jerry resides in a daycare made for Jerrys. (S2, E02) 
01:00Roast Battle: Series 1 Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan.?Featuring a battle between newlyweds Bobby Mair and Harriet Kemsley and Dane Baptiste vs. Tez Ilyas. (S1, E03) 
01:30Roast Battle: Series 1 Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Alex Brooker vs. Matt Forde and Sofie Hagan vs. Larry Dean. (S1, E04) 
02:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Joel and Nish trek through the Andes with the Peruvian porters. They are on an arduous journey to meet the legendary Scissor Dancers but get more than they bargain for when they arrive. (S2, E01) 
03:00Drunk History Keith Allen is William Wallace as a sloshed Daniel Sloss remembers the Battle of Stirling Bridge, while Tom Davis tells how Shakespeare went gangster starring Mark Heap as the bard. (S3, E09) 
03:25Idiotsitter Billy & Gene - The College Years: Gene and Billie find themselves sharing a college campus, and Gene sets out to make the perfect viral video. (S2, E01) 
03:45Billy On The Street: Debra Messing Billy tests the pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Katharine McPhee or Nanny McPhee?" and "Lil' quizzed in the face". Debra Messing guests. (S2, E09) 
04:05Rick and Morty Raising Gazorpazorp Morty convinces Rick to buy him a sexy robot. Guess what though? It only ends in trouble. Meanwhile, Rick and Summer get trapped in a dangerous dimension. (S1, E07) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Gene's musical based on Die Hard isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night. (S5, E01) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
05:15The Middle Split Decision Now that Frankie knows Axl was offered a job in Denver, she makes it her mission to sway him from taking it and moving away. (S9, E22) 
05:35The Middle The daily mishaps of a married woman and her semi-dysfunctional family and their attempts to survive life in general, in the city of Orson, Indiana. 
06:00Life In Pieces Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak After realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he'd like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesn't get along well with Joan. (S1, E18)