This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, December 15 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men Crude and Uncalled For Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be into in the lawyer who takes the case - a family man and horse range charity-founder. (S7, E14) 
09:30Two And A Half Men Tinkle Like A Princess A depressed Charlie runs off to Las Vegas after Chelsea dumps him, returning with a new wife... who is already married. Mike & Molly's Katy Mixon guest-stars. (S7, E16) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Sacred Cow Bob tries to get a documentary filmmaker to remove the cow he stationed outside the restaurant to protest against meat eating. (S1, E03) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Sweetheart's Day Jay announces that Saturday is Sweethearts Day, a holiday she made up solely for Michael to buy her diamonds. (S5, E14) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Silence Is Golden Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence. (S5, E15) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Robbery The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, Francis tries to help a heartbroken friend at the academy, and Hal and the boys fight nature at home. (S2, E07) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Therapy Malcolm spins a delicate web of deception to the school therapist, Francis takes over the laundry at the academy, and Hal discovers that Dewey is a natural at skittles. (S2, E08) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Fighting Tina is going through the heartbreak of puberty; once they see it is not contagious, Gene and Louise try to cheer up their big sister. Bring on the Capoeira! (S1, E04) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Spaghetti Western and Meatballs Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous. (S1, E09) 
15:00Deal With It Hidden camera practical joke show. A wine tasting with sisters turns into a sour affair. Can a dad convince his daughter she's out of his will in order to win the big prize? (S3, E03) 
15:30Deal With It Hidden camera practical joke show. Jack Osborne leads the festivities in this thanksgiving inspired episode, but can the contestants play along, be thankful, and win big? (S3, E06) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode features 24 brave military personnel, police officers and everyday heroes. (S3, E18). 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
19:00The Middle The Answer Sue wants to back out of her engagement to Darrin, but she doesn't know how to do it. Meanwhile, Axl uses what he has learned in his psychology class to try and "cure" Brick. (S6, E14) 
19:30The Middle Steaming Pile of Guilt Frankie is overwhelmed with guilt upon realising that she and the family forgot to celebrate Brick's birthday. Meanwhile, Sue wants to be included in the yearbook. (S6, E15) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Fighting Tina is going through the heartbreak of puberty; once they see it is not contagious, Gene and Louise try to cheer up their big sister. Bring on the Capoeira! (S1, E04) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Spaghetti Western and Meatballs Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous. (S1, E09) 
21:00Lee Evans Live In Scotland Lee Evans gives us a side-splitting grand finale to his 100 date sell-out UK tour. More vintage material here as he re-enacts coming home a drunken mess from the pub and Brits on package holidays. 
22:30Jimmy Carr: Being Funny Jimmy is well known for his one liners and non-stop gags. His wit and fast-paced style are at their brilliant best here as we get too-rude-for-TV jokes, hilarious heckling, and even better put-downs. 
23:30Micky Flanagan At The Comedy Store Mickey is stressed with life in the middle class and the amount of ketchup given in restaurants! Learn of his days as an international lover, dreams of being a van driver and more at the Comedy Store! 
00:00Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing In Widdicombe's stand-up debut he reveals the day to day pressures of growing up in Devon, using an ATM machine, and shopping at Waitrose. Recorded at London's Hammersmith Apollo. 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News: Sports Russell takes a cheeky trawl through his favourite sporting news stories. Tonight features; a one year-old professional footballer, ferret legging, and the rabbit grand national. (S6, E09) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; William & Kate's wedding, Osama Bin Laden's death, a Tunbridge Wells ninja, orange sheep, a swan who loves a tractor, and smart drugs. 
03:00Jeff Dunham's Very Special... ...Christmas Special. Sensational ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham, and his collection of comedic characters, including Achmed The Dead Terrorist, delight sold-out crowds in this unique Christmas Special. 
03:45Impractical Jokers The guys make bizarre passes at supermarket shoppers and act as reporters asking ridiculous questions written by the other guys. (S9, E10) 
04:05Lip Sync Battle Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! In this episode Jim Rash (Dean in 'Community') goes head-to-head with Joel McHale (Jeff in 'Community'). Pink gets synced! (S2, E13) 
04:30The Middle A Quarry Story Sue gets a janitorial job at the quarry, but starts a party with a picture posted online, Brick quizzes the Hecks with game show scenarios, and Big Mike supplies a new sink. (S6, E11) 
04:50The Middle Hecks on a Train: After learning that Aunt Edie has passed away, the Hecks board a train with the body to take her to her final resting place. Axl believes he was responsible for her death. (S6, E12) 
05:15Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancÚ at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
05:35Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.