This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, December 19 2018

06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Today, they face the Snowman Surprise and the Polar Bear Express. (S4, E07) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
09:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Christmas Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Christmas Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. This week's loser must talk trash...literally! The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and how many pencils can the guys fit into pockets secretly? (S4, E01) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human pi?ata! (S4, E02) 
13:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
13:30Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
14:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles faced include the Snow Blower and a ride on the ever popular Ski Lift. (S4, E08) 
15:00The Middle The Waiting Game Sue is getting nervous because most of her friends have gotten college acceptance letters already. Meanwhile, Brick has decided he wants to write a novel. (S6, E17) 
15:30The Middle Operation Infiltration Frankie joins Brick on a school trip and attempts to help her socially inept son make friends. Mike thinks he may have bullied his brother a bit too much as kids. (S6, E18) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Christmas Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Christmas Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Goes a Courtin' Will defies his uncle by throwing a pool party in the yard after he makes his rent payment conditional that Philip repairs the air conditioner in the pool house. (S4, E06) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hex and the Single Guy When the Banks family attends a seance so Hilary can contact her Trevor, the spiritualist gets so frustrated with Will's mockery that he curses the family with a hex. (S4, E07) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Weight Loss (Part 2): Andy plans his wedding to Angela; while she continues her affair with Dwight, Jim misses Pam, and a disgraced Ryan returns... (S5, E02) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Business Ethics Following Ryan's recent scandal, Holly holds an ethics seminar. Everyone speaks freely about their behaviour at work and Meredith causes a rift between Michael and Holly. (S5, E03) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Christmas Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Christmas Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
22:00Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Get Schwifty Rick and Morty must help Earth after a giant head disrupts the planet, demanding to see a hit song performed. (S2, E05) 
22:30Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 The Ricks Must Be Crazy When Rick has trouble with his car, he and Morty travel to the microverse in the car's battery. Stephen Colbert guest voices. (S2, E06) 
23:00South Park: Season 17 World War Zimmerman Cartman is having recurring nightmares that depict him as Brad Pitt in World War Z, but it's not zombies he's fighting, and Token is 'patient zero'! Hell breaks loose! (S17, E03) 
23:30South Park: Season 17 Goth Kids 3 - Dawn of the Posers: The Goth kids smell something fishy when their brethren return from Troubled Acres acting all 'emo' - the truth of the matter might just shock them! (S17, E04) 
00:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Blood Is Thicker Than Mud Will and Carlton pledge Phi Beta Gamma, a black fraternity whose president is a friend of Will's. Everyone likes Will, but find Carlton a bit of a geek... (S4, E08) 
00:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince After Dark When Hilary is invited to pose for Playboy magazine, Will and Carlton get to meet Hugh Hefner and the beautiful bikini-clad "bunnies" at the Playboy mansion. (S4, E09) 
01:00Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Get Schwifty Rick and Morty must help Earth after a giant head disrupts the planet, demanding to see a hit song performed. (S2, E05) 
01:30Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 The Ricks Must Be Crazy When Rick has trouble with his car, he and Morty travel to the microverse in the car's battery. Stephen Colbert guest voices. (S2, E06) 
02:00Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
03:00Life After Beth Film When his girlfriend (Aubrey Plaza) dies, Zach (Dane DeHaan) is devastated. However, he gets a second chance at love after she rises from the dead. John C. Reilly and Anna Kendrick also star. (2014) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise In order to become a member of the Community Garden, Bob must make a deal that results in giving Louise's enemy Logan a job at the restaurant. (S5, E10) 
04:50Bob's Burgers L'il Hard Dad Bob becomes obsessed with his new automatic helicopter. When it falls apart for no reason, he enters into a battle with the manufacturer in order to receive a refund. (S5, E14) 
05:15The Middle The Waiting Game Sue is getting nervous because most of her friends have gotten college acceptance letters already. Meanwhile, Brick has decided he wants to write a novel. (S6, E17) 
05:35The Middle Operation Infiltration Frankie joins Brick on a school trip and attempts to help her socially inept son make friends. Mike thinks he may have bullied his brother a bit too much as kids. (S6, E18) 
06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles faced include the Snow Blower and a ride on the ever popular Ski Lift. (S4, E08)