This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, February 19 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Punishment... ...Countdown Joey Fatone takes a look at the biggest and best punishments from the lastest season. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head as toy inventors and must get strangers to approve emails written by the other guys. In a crowded mall's food court, tonight's loser faces their punishment. (S10, E21) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The guys complete tasks at Universal Orlando Resort's Volcano Bay water park, go head-to-head playing a game of TP basketball shootout, and play a game of hot potato with a strange item. (S10, E23) 
10:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
10:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
12:00The U.S. Office Garden Party Andy throws a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, with his parents (Stephen Collins and Dee Wallace) and brother (Josh Groban) in attendance. (S8, E04) 
12:30The U.S. Office Spooked It's Halloween at the office so time to play dress up! But when Robert California (James Spader) shows up fun goes out the window. Jim is shocked to discover Pam believes in ghosts. (S8, E05) 
13:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Couples on blind dates tackle obstacles that include Love Birds. (S6, E14) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Kids Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever found online. This episode focuses on those little blighters commonly known as kids. (S1, E05) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Jobs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on everyone's favourite activity; jobs. (S1, E06) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head as toy inventors and must get strangers to approve emails written by the other guys. In a crowded mall's food court, tonight's loser faces their punishment. (S10, E21) 
15:30Impractical Jokers The guys complete tasks at Universal Orlando Resort's Volcano Bay water park, go head-to-head playing a game of TP basketball shootout, and play a game of hot potato with a strange item. (S10, E23) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
17:00The Middle The Kiss When Frankie's sister asks her to house-sit, Frankie and Mike jump at the opportunity to have a romantic, kid-free weekend in an upscale home. Technology might just trump romance! (S5, E08) 
17:30The Middle Sleepless in Orson Frankie and Mike become concerned about Brick when he starts expressing a host of irrational fears. Meanwhile, Sue is both disgusted and intrigued by Derrick Glossner. (S5, E10) 
18:00The U.S. Office Product Recall Paper from Scranton with an obscene cartoon watermark left by a disgruntled papermill ex-employee are accidentally sent out, throwing the business into damage control. (S3, E21) 
18:30The U.S. Office Women's Appreciation After Phyllis is the victim of a flashing in the parking lot, Michael attempts to host a seminar on women's issues. It doesn't go as expected... (S3, E22) 
19:00The U.S. Office Garden Party Andy throws a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, with his parents (Stephen Collins and Dee Wallace) and brother (Josh Groban) in attendance. (S8, E04) 
19:30The U.S. Office Spooked It's Halloween at the office so time to play dress up! But when Robert California (James Spader) shows up fun goes out the window. Jim is shocked to discover Pam believes in ghosts. (S8, E05) 
20:00My Name Is Earl Camdenites (Part 2): Billie wants Earl to choose between her and his list. When he picks the list, she steals it and starts un-doing the items he has already accomplished. (S3, E22) 
20:30My Name Is Earl The Magic Hour When Earl discovers that a dying kid, Buddy (Seth Green), whose wish he ruined years earlier is still alive, he promises to help him make a movie. (S4, E01) 
21:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
21:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
22:00South Park PC Principal Final Justice With paranoia rampant, the whole of South Park goes gun crazy! All the madness means it's left to PC Principal to save the town from the evil living ad Leslie. (S19, E10) 
22:30South Park Member Berries Only a reboot of the National Anthem can save America - can the man who saved Star Wars do it? Meanwhile, Randy is enraged by politics and Cartman takes on sexist trolls. (S20, E01) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl is back from holiday, where he started a diary. Ricky begs to read some of it, revealing an invention Karl has come up with; A watch that counts down the days and time to one's death. (S1, E07) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Jeffs With the aliens away on vacation, Jeff accidentally uses a device that gives everyone on Earth his exact personality traits. Adult animation. (S1, E07) 
00:00Jason Manford: Live at the... ...Manchester Apollo. Renowned for his cheeky story-telling and friendly delivery, Jason takes us through the rules of driving, urinal etiquette, and the lies Dads tell in a tour de force of comedy. 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; William & Kate's wedding, Osama Bin Laden's death, a Tunbridge Wells ninja, orange sheep, a swan who loves a tractor, and smart drugs. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks his favourite bits from the fourth series. Tonight features; space hopper loving donkeys, Nick Clegg: The Musical, a giant egg, China bans time travel, and breast milk baby doll. 
03:00Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Kevin Hart performs in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio - where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy. Kevin is in rare form and funny as ever! 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel meets Deafies in Drag stars Selena Minogue and Casavina, reviews risque Halloween costumes and hosts a spooky seance. (S10, E17) 
04:05Corporate Mattchiavelli and the P*ss Detective Things get out of hand fast when Hampton DeVille starts tracking when people leave their desks. Nihilistic, satirical sitcom from Comedy Central U.S. (S2, E06) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Couples on blind dates tackle obstacles that include Love Birds. (S6, E14) 
05:15The U.S. Office Garden Party Andy throws a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, with his parents (Stephen Collins and Dee Wallace) and brother (Josh Groban) in attendance. (S8, E04) 
05:35The U.S. Office Spooked It's Halloween at the office so time to play dress up! But when Robert California (James Spader) shows up fun goes out the window. Jim is shocked to discover Pam believes in ghosts. (S8, E05) 
06:00Impractical Jokers Summer Vacation It's fun in the sun, as Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal take part in their very best and worst vacation challenges and punishments.