This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, February 25 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
10:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Philadelphia Story Will and the entire Banks family vacation in Will's hometown, Philadelphia, and learn a surprising secret about Will's reputation in the neighbourhood. (S4, E26) 
10:55Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
11:25Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
12:00Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
12:30Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
13:05The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air What's Will Got to Do with It? (Part 1): When Uncle Phil opens a record store, Will believes it is his chance to pursue a career featuring music. However, Uncle Phil refuses him a job... (S5, E01) 
13:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Reality Bites Will reluctantly takes Nicky to the mall to see the child-hero Dougie the Whale. When Dougie starts yelling at the stage hands, Will tells Dougie to behave for the children. (S5, E03) 
14:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Grumpy Young Men While on a double date, the girl Will wants kisses Carlton. This results in a wrangle. Meanwhile, Philip and Hillary try to teach Ashley to drive a car. (S5, E04) 
15:00Ghost Town Film Bertram Pincus (Ricky Gervais) is a man whose people skills leave much to be desired. When Pincus dies unexpectedly he is revived to discover that he now has the annoying ability to see ghosts. (2008) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Mazel-Tina A series of mishaps leave Tina the centre of attention at a classmate's Bat Mitzvah she wasn't invited to. The rest of the Belchers attempt to stay at their catering post... (S4, E13) 
17:30Bob's Burgers Ambergris Gene, Louise, and Tina find a large piece of ambergris on the beach, and Louise sells it on the black market. Meanwhile, the parents are having the bathroom renovated. (S4, E18) 
18:00Bob's Burgers The Kids Rob a Train Bob and Linda board a train for wine tasting while the kids are put in the caboose. The kids sneak out in an attempt to steal chocolate from the kitchen car. (S4, E15) 
18:30Bob's Burgers I Get Psy-chic Out of You Linda falls and hits her head, leading her to believe that she has psychic powers. It's not long before everyone is convinced of her special gift... (S4, E16) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
21:00Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
21:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
22:00Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
22:30Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
23:00Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
23:30Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
00:05Rick and Morty A crazy scientist drags his innocent grandson on inter-dimensional adventures. Rick takes Morty to another dimension to collect seeds of Mega Trees, which Morty agrees to hide in his rectum. (S1, E01) 
00:35Rick and Morty Lawnmower Dog Rick and Morty enter the dream of Morty's teacher, in an attempt to make him give Morty an "A" in maths. Rick gives Snuffles, the family dog, an intelligence-enhancing helmet. (S1, E02) 
01:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring a battle between father and son Mark and Elliot Steel, also Jayde Adams vs. Alex Edelman. (S1, E06) 
01:25Chris Ramsey Live: All Growed Up Join Chris as he explores growing up, getting older, taking responsibility and all of the other terrifying realisations that come with being dragged kicking and screaming into modern adulthood. 
02:25Drunk History Keith Allen is William Wallace as a sloshed Daniel Sloss remembers the Battle of Stirling Bridge, while Tom Davis tells how Shakespeare went gangster starring Mark Heap as the bard. (S3, E09) 
02:55Impractical Jokers A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers. 
03:15Impractical Jokers Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges. 
03:35Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Gears of Doom and a special edition to the Big Balls. (S2, E02) 
04:15Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
04:40Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
05:05Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
05:30Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.