This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, January 16 2020

06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features a vain horse, a big blue mess, and veils & fails. (S2, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
10:00Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
10:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
11:00The U.S. Office Mafia With Jim and Pam away on their honeymoon there is no voice of reason in the office to calm Michael down when he suspects a mob shakedown. (S6, E06) 
11:30The U.S. Office The Lover Pam doesn't handle the news of Michael dating her mother very well. Dwight's new plan to get Jim involves a wooden mallard. (S6, E07) 
12:00Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
12:30Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
13:00The Middle The Prom The Hecks bring in Reverend TimTom to convince Axl to take his date to the prom, Brick begins writing plays with his new friend, and Sue and her friend try to get a seat at lunch. (S2, E22) 
13:30The Middle The Bridge Mike and Frankie try to help Brick overcome his fear of a covered bridge, Frankie tries to help Sue find a two-piece swimsuit, and Axl tries to get a lifeguard job. (S2, E23) 
14:00Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
14:30Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
14:55Bad Robots This episode sees the launch of Nailz Babez, the automated manicure that gives nails the Tezcorp treatment; and the new currency exchange machine that ruins holidays before they've begun. (S2, E01) 
15:30Bad Robots This episode sees a Vet B.O.T drive pet owners mad, and a gallery worker is left dumbfounded when the new Tezcorp chocolate fountain decides to serve up its chocolate all over the art. (S2, E02) 
16:00The Middle Back to Summer With only three days left until summer vacation, Frankie is ecstatic that she's made it through another school year with the family. But she may have spoken too soon... (S2, E24) 
16:30The Middle Forced Family Fun (Part 1): When Mike proposes a camping trip for a family summer vacation, all Frankie can think about is the disastrous camping trip they had for their honeymoon. (S3, E01) 
17:00The Middle Forced Family Fun (Part 2): While Frankie recalls more bad memories from her camping trip honeymoon, Sue continues to get on Axl's nerves with constant questions about high school. (S3, E02) 
17:30The Middle Hecking Order When Mike learns that Brick is skipping gym class, he must talk to his son's teacher. Frankie is shocked that the kids feel that Mike is superior to her in the household. (S3, E03) 
18:00Will & Grace Swimming from Cambodia When Grace returns back to New York for her mother's birthday, Will tries to coerce her into staying in town a bit longer. (S6, E08) 
18:30Will & Grace Strangers with Candice Attempting to help Grace shake off her marital wows, a well-dressed Will asks her to accompany him on his dinner date only to be stood up by his new man. (S6, E09) 
19:00The U.S. Office Niagara (Part 2): The big day arrives for Pam and Jim but will they want to share it with everyone? There also seems to be love in the air for Dwight and Michael. (S6, E05) 
19:30The U.S. Office Mafia With Jim and Pam away on their honeymoon there is no voice of reason in the office to calm Michael down when he suspects a mob shakedown. (S6, E06) 
20:00The U.S. Office The Lover Pam doesn't handle the news of Michael dating her mother very well. Dwight's new plan to get Jim involves a wooden mallard. (S6, E07) 
20:30My Name Is Earl The Professor Earl neglects the list while he hangs out with a sexy psychology professor who is fascinated by the concept of karma. But karma soon catches back up with him... (S1, E16) 
21:00Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
21:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
22:00South Park Faith Hilling The world of internet memes is spinning out of control, leaving Cartman and Kyle racing to keep up. But what nefarious schemes do interweb cats have up their sleeves? (S16, E03) 
22:30South Park Jewpacabra With Passover and Easter coinciding Eric tries to convince everyone that the mythical creature Jewpacabra will be on the hunt for all non-believers. His little scheme backfires. (S16, E04) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl imagines what life would be like if he had an exact doppelganger. Ricky poses a logic riddle that Karl has difficulty solving. (S2, E02) 
23:30The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky teaches Karl some interesting facts about animals. Karl offers a misguided theory about evolution then recounts the latest scientific breakthroughs in medicine. (S2, E03) 
00:00The U.S. Office Mafia With Jim and Pam away on their honeymoon there is no voice of reason in the office to calm Michael down when he suspects a mob shakedown. (S6, E06) 
00:30The U.S. Office The Lover Pam doesn't handle the news of Michael dating her mother very well. Dwight's new plan to get Jim involves a wooden mallard. (S6, E07) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks his favourite bits from the eighth series. Tonight features; a gay dog, North Korea, Eddie Izzard, a flying flapjack, squeezing breasts, time travel, and erotic radishes. (S8, E11) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks some of his favourite stand-up from across the series. Featuring; Bobby Mair, Lou Sanders, Jarred Christmas, Aisling Bea, Matt Forde, Romesh Ranganathan, and Liam Williams. (S8, E12) 
03:00Russell Kane At The Comedy Store Russell Kane is your host at the world famous Comedy Store in London and he is joined tonight by Nick Dixon, Tom Wrigglesworth, and Joel Dommett. (S4, E10) 
03:25Broad City Lost and Found The girls meet Ilana's 16th cousin - who is a Holocaust survivor - and take him to a drag brunch. Meanwhile, Abbi tries out a new look. (S5, E06) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel meets a dedicated MSU cowbell ringer, introduces a responsible way to help out children and puts his efforts into raising money for a cat's butthole. (S9, E28) 
04:05Nathan For You Nathan stages an elaborate stunt to make it seem like comedian Michael Richards (aka Kramer in the legendary sitcom "Seinfeld") left a $10,000 tip at a deli. (S4, E01) 
04:30Bad Robots This episode sees the launch of Nailz Babez, the automated manicure that gives nails the Tezcorp treatment; and the new currency exchange machine that ruins holidays before they've begun. (S2, E01) 
04:50Bad Robots This episode sees a Vet B.O.T drive pet owners mad, and a gallery worker is left dumbfounded when the new Tezcorp chocolate fountain decides to serve up its chocolate all over the art. (S2, E02) 
05:15Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; watch where you're going, old enough to know better, and Cats vs. Dogs. (S2, E04)