This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, September 18 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Sleepy Email Brunch Tree Matt invites Colleen to brunch with the family. John, Matt and Greg try to prove their masculinity by cutting down a tree. (S1, E03) 
06:20Life In Pieces Prison Baby Golf Picking The siblings congratulate Greg for standing up to Joan. Matt and Greg discourage Tim from beating John at golf and Sophia gets a peanut stuck up her nose. (S1, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Job Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois's well-kept secret, Hal and some other fathers start betting on babies, and Dewey travels to the farm to visit Francis. (S5, E06) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Trees A layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's relatives show up at the ranch. (S5, E07) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Bob and Deliver To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived... (S4, E07) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Slumber Party Linda invites some of Louise's classmates over for a slumber party. With the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates, Louise devises a plan... (S4, E09) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as advertising executives pitching ideas, work as custodians at a mall food court, and test themselves with the terrifying "Wheel of Doom." (S3, E14) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
13:00Friends: Bing's Best Zingers The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
13:30Friends: Bing's Best Zingers The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
14:00Wipeout USA Wipeout celebrates America with its very own amber waves of pain. The qualifier round will kick off as they conquer the Space Race, but only six contestants will be able to move on. (S7, E04) 
15:00The Middle Clear and Present Danger Frankie frantically searches the house for Axl's graduation gift, meanwhile Sue decides to make a video for Mike's upcoming birthday. (S8, E21) 
15:30The Middle The Final Final After missing his final college test before he graduates, Axl pleads with his teacher to let him take it anyway. Frankie, Mike, and Brick all hit a stretch of good luck. (S8, E22) 
16:00The Middle Fight or Flight After Axl graduates from college, he heads to Europe for the summer. Meanwhile Brick seeks out his old lawn chair and Sue panics after a minor car scratching incident. (S8, E23) 
16:30The Middle Vive La Hecks Axl returns home from his summer trip to Europe, sporting a man-bun and embracing a new, chill European outlook on life. (S9, E01) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Job Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois's well-kept secret, Hal and some other fathers start betting on babies, and Dewey travels to the farm to visit Francis. (S5, E06) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Trees A layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's relatives show up at the ranch. (S5, E07) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Bob and Deliver To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived... (S4, E07) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Slumber Party Linda invites some of Louise's classmates over for a slumber party. With the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates, Louise devises a plan... (S4, E09) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You'd Better Shop Around Will goes with Phillip and Carlton to buy a new car. Will is so persuasive with Uncle Phil that the owner of the lot offers Will a job and Will accepts. (S4, E19) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ol' Ball and Chain: Jazz announces he's about to get married to a woman recently released from prison. When she's alone with Will, she makes a pass at him. What to do? (S4, E20) 
21:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar are in Brazil where, under Nish's watchful eye, Joel will train with the 'Xavante' and take part in a punishing relay race like no other. (S1, E05) 
22:00Rick and Morty Total Rickall The Smith house is locked down after parasites threaten to take over the world by implanting fake memories. (S2, E04) 
22:30Rick and Morty Get Schwifty Rick and Morty must help Earth after a giant head disrupts the planet, demanding to see a hit song performed. (S2, E05) 
23:00Rick and Morty The Ricks Must Be Crazy When Rick has trouble with his car, he and Morty travel to the microverse in the car's battery. Stephen Colbert guest voices. (S2, E06) 
23:30South Park: Season 10 Tsst Cartman's mum realizes she can no longer control him, so attempts to get help from various reality TV experts. Only when she recruits the "Dog Whisperer" do results start to happen. (S10, E07) 
00:00South Park: Season 10 Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys are all shades of mad when a 'griefer' repeatedly kills them in an online game. Some serious training is in order so they can defeat him and play the game! (S10, E08) 
00:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Confidence Jeff uses an alien device that alters his memories in order to give himself more confidence. Adult animation. (S1, E06) 
01:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens act in a classic '90s high school drama, directed by original Beverly Hills 90210 stars Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth, who also guest judge. (S9, E07) 
02:00RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! Watch the season 9 queens kick back in the werkroom as they discuss filming their soapy '90s teen dramas with guest judges Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling. (S9, E07) 
02:35Another Period Dog Dinner Party Beatrice has a meltdown when Frederick brings home a fiancee, and Dodo goes through morphine withdrawal. (S1, E08) 
03:00Another Period Rejects Beach Lillian finally finds acceptance among Newport's high society, Victor throws Frederick a bachelor party, and Chair plays a nasty trick on Blanche. (S1, E09) 
03:25Another Period Modern Pigs Beatrice, Lillian and Garfield rush back to the manor to stop Frederick and Celery's wedding, and Chair ousts Dodo as lady of the house. (S1, E10) 
03:45Billy On The Street Billy tests the pop culture knowledge of people on the streets of New York. Games include: "Quizzed in the face", "Where in the world is Rihanna's rihgina" and "New Year's Eve or deformed". (S2, E04) 
04:10Legends of Chamberlain Heights Child Please Grover, Milk and Jamal each have to keep a robotic baby in good health in order to keep their grades high enough to stay on the team. Adult animation. (S1, E02) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Bob and Deliver To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived... (S4, E07) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Slumber Party Linda invites some of Louise's classmates over for a slumber party. With the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates, Louise devises a plan... (S4, E09) 
05:15The Middle Clear and Present Danger Frankie frantically searches the house for Axl's graduation gift, meanwhile Sue decides to make a video for Mike's upcoming birthday. (S8, E21) 
05:35The Middle The Final Final After missing his final college test before he graduates, Axl pleads with his teacher to let him take it anyway. Frankie, Mike, and Brick all hit a stretch of good luck. (S8, E22) 
06:00Life In Pieces Babe Secret Phone Germs Matt and Colleen are caught canoodling at the office by their obnoxious co-worker, Jen and Greg vow not to become germaphobes, and John buys Sophia a cell phone. (S1, E05)