This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, May 21 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What wild names didn't make it to air in the receptionist challenge? And just how long did it take for Murr's eyebrows to grow back? Go behind the scenes with Q, Joe, Murr and Q to find out! (S2, E07) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker absolutely hates massages - and which gets one a week? And how long did it take the make-up team to get Joe all dolled up for his debut as a female techie? (S2, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
09:30Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Human Cartoon' Danielle La Brie, 'Long Shot' Aurelia Long, and 'Second Vest' Sean Vest. (S7, E07) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What wild names didn't make it to air in the receptionist challenge? And just how long did it take for Murr's eyebrows to grow back? Go behind the scenes with Q, Joe, Murr and Q to find out! (S2, E07) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker absolutely hates massages - and which gets one a week? And how long did it take the make-up team to get Joe all dolled up for his debut as a female techie? (S2, E08) 
12:00Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
12:30Friends The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
13:00New: Most Ridiculous Babies The strangest viral clip show around returns and, this time, it's the turn of babies to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. (S2, E21) 
13:30New: Most Ridiculous Friends The strangest viral clip show around returns and, this time, it's the turn of friends to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. (S2, E22) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Second Vest' Sean Vest, 'Alienator' Marco Ruiz, and 'Crochet King' Taylor Hoch. (S7, E08) 
15:00The Middle The Interview Mike finds dinosaur bones in the quarry. Unfortunately, this closes the quarry while the bones are analysed, putting Mike temporarily out of work. (S1, E13) 
15:30The Middle The Yelling Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they agree to do their school work and chores without her intervention. Meanwhile, Mike reluctantly takes a night job as a driver. (S1, E14) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Thanks-hoarding The Belchers reluctantly agree to help Teddy when his family unexpectedly announce that they will be coming for Thanksgiving. (S8, E05) 
16:30Bob's Burgers The Bleakening Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on all the guests. (S8, E06/07) 
17:00Takeshi's Castle A new bunch of contestants take on the head banging Knock Knock and the slip and slide Tug of war all to earn their place in the Final attack on the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S1 E03) 
17:30Takeshi's Castle The guards stand to attention on slippery wall as another group of contestants attempt to reach the castle. With Honeycomb and Sumo also in their way, who will make it to the final attack? (S1, E04) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How many pounds of potatoes were made for the famous Scoopski Potatoes challenge? What did Rosie O'Donnell require before agreeing to appear as Q's clone? (S2, E09) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker has never competed in the Wheel of Faces challenge? And what punishment tested the limits of the producers acting ability? (S2, E10) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
20:00Two Guys and a Girl Meat Berg feels like he's treating Irene like a piece of meat as they continue secretly sleeping together, no strings attached. Pete gets his fireman's badge for good deeds. (S4, E02) 
20:30Two Guys and a Girl 15 Minutes of Shame Having caught them having sex in his house, Johnny confronts Berg about him and Irene. Berg convinces him to keep it a secret... (S4, E03) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks his favourite stand-up from across the first six series. Tonight features; Nick Helm, Chris Ramsey, Roisin Conaty, Alun Cochrane, Joe Wilkinson, Paul Foot, and Doc Brown. (S6, E12) 
22:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about kids of yesteryear, what makes you happy, and answers a question on time-travelling masturbation. His guests are Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen. (S1, E03) 
22:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell reads from 50 Shades of Grey in many accents, and answers questions on university, ghosts, and milking a cow. His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffery. (S1, E04) 
23:00South Park 'C**n 2: Rise of Captain...(1): The raccoon outfitted superhero, The 'C**n, returns. This time he's got friends! Will they be able to stop the evil BP and their drilling vessel? (S14, E11) 
23:30South Park Mysterion Rises (2): Led by Mysterion, 'C**n and Friends are working to help the people in the Gulf but a secret is revealed. The 'C**n is out for revenge on his former buddies. (S14, E12) 
00:00South Park 'C**n vs. 'C**n & Friends (3): The 'C**n shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he exacts revenge on his former partners. Mysterion's origins are now revealed! (S14, E13) 
00:30South Park Crème Fraiche Annoyed by Randy's perverse obsession with cookery shows, Stan enlists the help of Gordon Ramsay, while Sharon is increasingly drawn to her Shake Weight exercise equipment. (S14, E14) 
01:00The Comedy Bus This week Darren Harriott brings the Comedy Bus to Birmingham. Darren is keen to see all the sights but Iain Stirling has a more extreme idea about how to do this. Last in the series. (S1, E06) 
01:30Alex Edelman At The Comedy Store American funny-man Alex Edelman is your host at the world famous Comedy Store; introducing the hilarious Alistair Williams, the witty Fern Brady, and the remarkable Darren Harriott. (S5, E07) 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Josie Long, Jamelia, Mark Watson and Claudia Winkleman. (S8, E03) 
02:30John Robins At The Comedy Store Tonight's host, John Robins, is joined by the always wonderful Felicity Ward, the hilarious Brennan Reece, and the cheeky Geordie Lauren Pattison at the legendary Comedy Store. (S5, E09) 
03:00Drunk History Keith Allen is William Wallace as a sloshed Daniel Sloss remembers the Battle of Stirling Bridge, while Tom Davis tells how Shakespeare went gangster starring Mark Heap as the bard. (S3, E09) 
03:25Detroiters Trevor Tim's mom convinces him to give his difficult brother a job at Cramblin Duvet, and Sam unexpectedly bonds with Chrissy. (S2, E04) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel wrestles a trans athlete who was forced to compete outside his gender identity, gets tricked into thinking he's invisible, and reveals which celebrities he'd cheat with. (S10, E12) 
04:05Workaholics Death of a Salesdude: When TelAmeriCorp starts selling more female-friendly products, the women in the office are promoted and start wielding their new power over the men. (S6, E04) 
04:30Wipeout USA Twenty-four brand new contestants face the ultimate challenge for the average man. They will face 'The Johns', the World Famous Big Balls, Space Race and Spinning Purple People Beater. (S7, E06) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
05:35Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How many pounds of potatoes were made for the famous Scoopski Potatoes challenge? What did Rosie O'Donnell require before agreeing to appear as Q's clone? (S2, E09)