This week's UK TV & radio

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06:00Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
06:25Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Are We There Yet? Nick and Suzanne have been married for about six months, and the new blended family is beginning to experience growing pains. Nick thinks the kids don't love him. (S1, E01) 
09:30Are We There Yet? Nick needs a new van for work, but Suzanne worries they are already too much in debt. It turns out Suzanne has some credit issues she hasn't revealed to Nick. (S1, E02) 
10:00Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancé's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
10:30Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
11:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include The Lawnmower, Big Balls, the Mood Swing and the Scareousel. (S4, E18) 
12:00Most Ridiculous Workers This time workers are getting the Most Ridiculous treatment. Just the job if you're after bungling builders, stupid sales assistants, and waiters throwing a wobbly. Narrated by Greg James. (S3, E17) 
12:30Most Ridiculous Action Heroes This time it's action heroes getting the MR treatment. So standby as Greg James bring us silly show-offs, stupid stunts, terrible tricks, and some truly incapable caped crusaders. (S3, E18) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Ever! We've scoured the archives to dig out the funniest clips featured on the show to date. And alongside all-time favourites, there are some brand new, gut busting belters for you to enjoy. (S3, E19) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Sports Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on sporting disasters. (S1, E01) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
14:35Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
15:00Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
15:35Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
16:00The Middle The Christmas Wall Feeling unappreciated, Frankie decides on minimalist Christmas decorations this year. Meanwhile, thinking of Sue's allergies, Mike tries to purchase an artificial tree. (S6, E09) 
16:35The Middle Pam Freakin' Staggs: Pam Staggs (Kirstie Alley), a former classmate of Frankie's who moved to St. Louis after winning a million dollars, looks up Frankie upon returning to town. (S6, E10) 
17:00The Middle A Quarry Story Sue gets a janitorial job at the quarry, but starts a party with a picture posted online, Brick quizzes the Hecks with game show scenarios, and Big Mike supplies a new sink. (S6, E11) 
17:35The Middle Hecks on a Train: After learning that Aunt Edie has passed away, the Hecks board a train with the body to take her to her final resting place. Axl believes he was responsible for her death. (S6, E12) 
18:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
18:35Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give a corporate lecture on sensitivity training, pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street. (S3, E05) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Take My Cousin - Please: When one of Will's professors gets depressed over his divorce, Will hopes to improve his failing class grade by introducing him to Hilary, who is still grieving. (S4, E11) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You've Got to Be a Football Hero At a party, Will wants to impress Jackie and make a fool of the guy she's dating. End result being he is trapped in a mausoleum with philosophical ghosts. (S4, E12) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a tasered blind man, a stolen penis, a Damien Hirst statue, and musical bird poo. (S7, E05) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years Free Willzyx The boys are tricked into believing the killer whale at Sea Park is from the moon. How will Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government and their skateboards help to free him? (S9, E13) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Bloody Mary Randy is arrested for drunk driving and must attend AA, where he is told he is powerless to control himself. Maybe the bleeding Virgin Mary statue can perform a miracle or two? (S9, E14) 
23:00Dara Ó Briain: Crowd Tickler Watch Dara lead the audience on a rip-roaring journey through expertly crafted routines, cracking one-liners, and lightning fast spontaneous gag-making! Recorded at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo. 
00:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar arrive in China to learn the way of the Shaolin. Joel embarks on his Kung Fu training, while Nish tries to find a way to replace Joel's vanity with Zen. (S1, E03) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a man with a fetish for manure, men shopping, polite rap music, a heavy metal monk, and obese horses. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard picks his favourite bits from the first series. Tonight features; wimpy modern man, divorce cakes, weird crushes, rude place names, sex ed videos, and superhero Boris Johnson. 
03:15Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
04:05TripTank An evil genius tries his hand at stand-up comedy, things go too far on a hunting trip, and a murderous clown goes after a mime. (S2, E16) 
04:25Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include The Lawnmower, Big Balls, the Mood Swing and the Scareousel. (S4, E18) 
05:10Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
05:35Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
06:00Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07)