This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, November 21 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air My Brother's Keeper On the basketball court, winning is everything to Will, as it is to an opponent, Marcus Stokes, who can't afford to lose due to his need for a scholarship. (S2, E15) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Geoffrey Cleans Up Geoffrey falls for the woman next door whilst thinking she is a housekeeper. When he finds out she is just visiting and is worth 25 million dollars, its decision time... (S2, E16) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Jr. Gets His License: Junior gets his license and is ready to get his own car; Michael already has one picked out but is disappointed when Junior instead brings home a piece of junk. (S2, E27) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Anniversary (Part 1): Jay gets mad at Michael because she thinks he forgot about their anniversary. (S2, E28) 
09:55Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
10:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
11:05Friends: Season 9 The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
11:35Friends: Season 9 The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
12:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
12:35Friends: Season 9 The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
13:55Friends: Season 9 The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
14:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
15:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
15:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
16:00The Office (U.S.) The Merger Due to Dunder Mifflin Stamford's closing, six members of the staff move and take jobs in Scranton. Michael attempts to welcome his new employees... (S3, E08) 
16:40The Office (U.S.) The Convict Michael learns that Martin, one of the former Stamford employees, is a former criminal. The staff learns that his time was spent in a white-collar prison. (S3, E09) 
17:05Friends: Season 9 The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
17:40Friends: Season 9 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
18:45Friends: Season 10 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
19:20Friends: Season 10 The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Nick and Keeley will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E08) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Gabby and Marcel will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E09) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Showtime McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
22:00Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. This week Paul Chowdhry headlines with support from Flo and Joan. (S1, E07) 
22:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Felicity and Jake will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E02) 
23:00New: You're the Worst We Can Do Better Than This Jimmy questions his ability as a writer but finally zeroes in on his next project. Gretchen and Lindsay discover all they do is talk about men. (S2, E05) 
23:30New: You're the Worst Side B***h Jimmy discovers Gretchen's been sneaking out of the house at night and suspects she's having an affair. Lindsay's discovers she doesn't know how to live on her own. (S2, E06) 
00:00The Office (U.S.) The Merger Due to Dunder Mifflin Stamford's closing, six members of the staff move and take jobs in Scranton. Michael attempts to welcome his new employees... (S3, E08) 
00:35The Office (U.S.) The Convict Michael learns that Martin, one of the former Stamford employees, is a former criminal. The staff learns that his time was spent in a white-collar prison. (S3, E09) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
02:00South Park Mystery of The Urinal Deuce Someone defecates in a urinal at school! Cartman rants that it's a conspiracy "like 9/11!" The entire town think so too! Time for a trip to the White House. (S10, E09) 
02:30South Park Miss Teacher B*ngs A Boy Power goes to Cartman's head when he becomes "Dawg the Hallway Monitor". Meanwhile, Kyle is shocked to discover his little brother Ike and his teacher are at "it"! (S10, E10) 
03:00South Park Hell On Earth 2006 Satan has a Sweet 16 style party in L.A. on Halloween! The gang perform a ritual and mange to summon Biggie Smalls - who demands Butters helps him get to the party! (S10, E11) 
03:25South Park Go God Go (1): Cartman is impatient to get his hands on the latest games console. Result? A visit to the atheistic future of 2546! Richard Dawkins pays a visit to South Park Elementary. (S10, E12) 
03:50The Cleveland Show The Essence of Cleveland Cleveland is reunited with his former high school classmate, "Fatty Patty," who is now skinny, beautiful and still has a crush on Cleveland. (S2, E18) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Car Malcolm uses his illegal gambling profits to buy a junk car, Hal discovers a talent for hair styling, and Lois discovers Craig is having an affair with the boss' wife. (S6, E09) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Billboard When Lois catches the boys vandalizing a suggestive billboard from a strip club, Malcolm decides to challenge her by changing the display to "I Want Respect". (S6, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.