This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, February 21 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Big Four-Oh Vivian has a mid-life crisis after her 40th birthday party and decides to pursue her old dream of becoming a dancer. (S2, E07) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air She Ain't Heavy Will has a blind date and likes the girl, Dee Dee (Queen Latifah), a lot, but her weight is an obstacle to him when it comes to asking her for the school dance. (S2, E08) 
09:00The Middle Friends, Lies and Videotape Frankie finds Brick a friend. Sue and a girlfriend sneak into an R-rated movie. Meanwhile, Axl shoots footage of his sexy biology teacher. (S2, E15) 
09:30The Middle Hecks on a Plane: After Sue wins a family trip to New York, Murphy's Law goes into full effect and it's anything but a smooth flight when the Hecks board a plane and fly to the Big Apple. (S2, E16) 
10:00Open Season 2 Film After falling head over hooves in love with Giselle, Elliot's road to the altar takes a slight detour when Mr. Weenie is kidnapped by a group of pampered pets. Features Billy Connolly. (2008) 
11:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
12:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
12:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
13:00The Office (U.S.) Search Committee (2): The search for a new manager continues... will Dwight finally get an interview? Erin pursues Andy - will he succumb to her? Catherine Tate and Kathy Bates guest-star. (S7, E27) 
13:30The Office (U.S.) The List Andy becomes the new regional director of Dunder Mifflin. New CEO Robert California (James Spader) stops by the branch for the first time and leaves behind a mysterious list. (S8, E01) 
14:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
14:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
15:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
15:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
16:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E06) 
17:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
17:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
18:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
19:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
19:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
20:00Friends: The Flashbacks The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
20:30Friends: The Flashbacks The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
21:00Horrible Bosses Film Three friends (Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, and Charlie Day) conspire to murder their awful bosses (incl. Jennifer Aniston) when they realize they are standing in the way of their happiness. (2011) 
23:00Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Film When Lou (Rob Corddry), who has become the "father of the Internet", is shot by an unknown assailant, Nick (Craig Robinson) and Jacob fire up the time machine again to save their friend. (2015) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:35South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman is tricked into buying pubic hair by Scott Tenorman. Outraged at being laughed at, he plots the most sickest, evil revenge possible... Radiohead guest star. (S5, E04) 
02:00South Park Terrance and Phillip - Behind The Blow: The boys face death at the hands of some unhinged environmentalists unless they can re-unite Terrance & Phillip for a show at Earth Day Festival! (S5, E05) 
02:30South Park Cartmanland When Cartman inherits $1million and purchases his own theme park, Stan starts to question his faith in God. It's not long before things start to go out of control for Cartman. (S5, E06) 
03:00South Park Proper Condom Use After Cartman and Stan play "red rocket" with their dogs, their parents decide it's time for some school sex education. What the school provides creates worse problems! (S5, E07) 
03:25Scrubs My Point Of No Return (part 2): J.D. and Elliot both wonder if they really belong with their respective partners. Needing a little help, the Janitor activates the "Brain Trust". (S6, E22) 
03:50Scrubs My Own Worst Enemy J.D. and Elliot continue to question their respective relationships. Carla tells Turk that, due to his diabetes, he can only have one candy bar every six months! (S7, E01) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Big Four-Oh Vivian has a mid-life crisis after her 40th birthday party and decides to pursue her old dream of becoming a dancer. (S2, E07) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air She Ain't Heavy Will has a blind date and likes the girl, Dee Dee (Queen Latifah), a lot, but her weight is an obstacle to him when it comes to asking her for the school dance. (S2, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.