This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, August 25 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: Season 1 The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancÚ at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
08:35Friends: Season 1 The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
09:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
09:30Friends: Season 1 The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
10:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
10:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
11:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
11:30Friends: Season 1 The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
12:00Will & Grace A Gay Olde Christmas On Christmas The gang stop at a historical museum to let Grace use the restroom; however, the museum requires them to take the tour to allow her to use it. (S9, E07) 
12:30Will & Grace Friends and Lover Will and Grace take a bread-making class and both end up falling for the celebrity teacher. Jack and Karen struggle to get a catchy jingle out of their heads. (S9, E08) 
13:00Cloudy with a Chance of Meat... Film ...balls 2: Flint Lockwood now works at The Live Corp Company for his idol Chester V. But he soon learns that his most infamous machine is churning out menacing food-animal hybrids. (2013) 
15:00Friends: Top 10 Meltdown Moments The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
15:30Friends: Top 10 Meltdown Moments The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
16:00Friends: Top 10 Meltdown Moments The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
16:31Friends: Top 10 Meltdown Moments The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
17:00Friends: Top 10 Meltdown Moments The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
17:30Friends: Top 10 Meltdown Moments The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
18:00Friends: Top 10 Meltdown Moments The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
18:30Friends: Top 10 Meltdown Moments The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
19:00Friends: Top 10 Meltdown Moments The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
19:30Friends: Top 10 Meltdown Moments The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of "Did They Deserve That?" at a bagel shop. This week's punishment involves minimal clothing and the cold. (S11, E01) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How exactly did Q's cats inspire a challenge? What does Joe do every morning before work? And where was Q employed before becoming a fireman? (S2, E13) 
21:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
22:00Kevin Hart Live: Let Me Explain Recorded at the world famous Madison Square Garden, Hart once again spits out funny anecdotes, great catchphrases, and tackles what every man all too often struggles with - women and relationships! 
23:00Lip Sync Battle: Kevin Hart Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Kevin Hart goes up against actress Olivia Munn - who syncs to Taylor Swift! (S2, E02) 
23:30Kevin Hart Live Comedy Central presents this stand up special, which sees fully grown little man Kevin Hart tell tales of marital spats and growing up stupid. 
00:00The Roast Of Justin Bieber Join us for the roast of everyone's favourite delinquent pop star, Justin Bieber! Kevin Hart is Roast Master as the likes of Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, and Shaquille O'Neal make our little buddy squirm! 
02:00Detroiters Lois Sam starts acting blacker in a bid to impress his new girlfriend, Tim gets roped into spending time with a widower, and Chrissy has trouble hitting it off with a new coworker. (S2, E07) 
02:30South Park Put It Down Tweek is freaking everybody out over the North Korea nuke stand-off; could cupcakes be the answer? Cartman throws a wobbly when his attention seeking suicide rants are ignored. (S21, E02) 
03:00South Park Franchise Prequel It's time for Co**n & Friends to cash-in on the superhero movie/TV craze - but, with the help of Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg, Professor Chaos has other ideas! (S21, E04) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time): Rallo's ego rolls out of control when he thinks he is an ace bowler because he keeps throwing strikes with help from the gutter rails. (S4, E12) 
03:50The Cleveland Show A Rodent Like This A rat running rampant in the house sends Donna and the children to stay with her mother, while Cleveland is left behind to deal with the rodent. (S4, E13) 
04:15Scrubs His Story II This episode we see the world from the perspective of Turk - will he mail out his wedding invites? J.D. covers Elliot's stint as the hospital clown with help from the Janitor! (S3, E18) 
04:35Scrubs My Choosiest Choice of All J.D. and Elliot's relationship complicates further with the re-appearance of Sean. Dr. Cox realizes he has a crush on Dr. Miller, and Jordan picks up on it. (S3, E19) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.