This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, December 1 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Wheel of Pain While Frankie and Mike are out; Axl, Sue, and Brick are involved in breaking a window. They decide to lie that someone else did it. But Frankie and Mike don't believe them... (S4, E17) 
08:35The Middle The Name Frankie's sister Janet comes to help around the house while Frankie studies, Sue decides to change her middle name, and Axl gets competition for Cassidy from her ex-boyfriend. (S4, E18) 
09:00The Middle The Bachelor Disappointed with the finale of The Bachelor, Frankie mopes for days. When Sue joins the school's tennis team, Mike encourages her not to compliment her opponents. (S4, E19) 
09:30The Middle Dollar Days Frankie gets discouraged while looking for a new job, Axl reaches his breaking point with Sue and Darrin, and Mike has a campout with Brick's new scout group. (S4, E20) 
10:00Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
10:30Friends The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
11:00Friends The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
11:30Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
12:00Friends The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
12:30Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers attend a singles night, ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phone, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author, reading an inappropriate story aloud. (S5, E07) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present footage from the cutting room floor, a challenge that was never aired, and the reaction of someone being pranked. (S5, E08) 
14:00Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
14:30Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
15:00Friends The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
15:30Friends The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
16:00My Wife And Kids The Maid While Jay is away at a seminar, Michael hires a maid, Mrs. Hopkins, to look after the family. Mrs. Hopkins fulfills their every need and wants to a sweet perfection. (S4, E26) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Hand Model In a twist of fate, Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modelling audition. As he flaunts his fame, he is careful to protect the family's new financial asset. (S4, E27) 
17:00Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
17:30Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
18:00Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
18:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
19:00Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
19:30Friends The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Ben and Harriet will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E09) 
20:30Impractical Jokers Join Murr, Joe and Q as they see how Sal stacks up after six seasons of hi-jinks and humiliation. Sal's musical interludes, his uncanny charm, and his slick dance moves will crack you up. 
21:00Bob's Burgers: Thanksgiving Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
21:30Bob's Burgers: Thanksgiving The Quirkducers The Belcher kids produce their own version of the annual Thanksgiving play and Linda finds a potato that resembles her late grandfather. (S7, E06) 
22:00New: South Park The boys are back as South Park returns with brand new episodes, exclusive to Comedy Central! Season 21 sees the unrivalled comedy still as crude, rude and relevant as ever. 
22:30New: Rick and Morty Rixty Minutes Rick hacks the cable box to allow access to TV from multiple realities but Jerry, Beth and Summer are focused on one of Rick's other inventions. (S1, E08) 
23:00New: TripTank One of the aliens becomes addicted to Jeff's farts, a man contracts a rare STD, and Jerk Chicken goes speed dating. (S2, E08) 
23:25Da Ali G Show Ali gets the low-down on the FB, Aiiii. There's rapping from Mohammed Al Fayed, and Borat finds out what it takes to be a true British huntsman. (S1, E02) 
00:00Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and his mum head to Utah to meet and train with the Survival Preppers. They will be transformed into action heroes, capable of facing a Zombie Apocalypse. (S1, E02) 
00:30Impractical Jokers The guys team up for presentations that have nothing to do with the topic, try to touch people at a mall with different body parts, and quit their jobs again. (S6, E01) 
01:00Impractical Jokers The guys share secrets with grocery store shoppers, team up to help customers at an art store, and try to get pictures for a fake blog. (S6, E03) 
01:30New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Harvard Scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr., talking about the new season of 'Finding Your Roots' - a show where celebrities discover ancestral histories. 
02:00South Park Pandemic (1): South Park goes all 'Cloverfield' when large, mysterious creatures begin causing havoc around the globe, all caught on Randy's shaky cam. The boys start a Peruvian flute band. (S12, E10) 
02:30South Park Pandemic 2 - The Startling (2): Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities around the world. The boys have the key which will save humanity, but they are stuck in the Andes and bored to boot! (S12, E11) 
03:00South Park About Last Night While the country celebrates the election of President Obama, a band of unlikely super-thieves begin an audacious jewel heist and Ike attempts suicide! (S12, E12) 
03:25South Park Elementary School Musical When the all-singing and dancing musical craze hits South Park, the boys must embrace it or relinquish their popularity. Will they stick to their guns? (S12, E13) 
03:50South Park The Ungroundable Fed up with how he is treated by his parents, the eternally innocent Butters embraces the new vampire craze a little too enthusiastically. Who will he choose to feed on? (S12, E14) 
04:15Two And A Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of no longer having to pay alimony, but Jake's dislike of Herb could throw a spanner in the works. Charlie Sheen stars. (S4, E05) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity Charlie can't see what everyone else can - that his sharp-tongued, real estate agent girlfriend is exactly like his mother. What will happen when the two meet? (S4, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.