This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, July 20 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
08:35Impractical Jokers: Joker's Choice In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (Part 2): Will and Carlton both try to win Melinda over by making up stories. She ultimately chooses Carlton over Will, though she hides a secret. (S1, E09) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Kiss My Butler It's Geoffrey's birthday and Will decides to set him up on a blind date with a woman named Helen (Naomi Campbell). However, Will winds up thinking she is perfect for him... (S1, E10) 
10:00Scrubs My Student After finishing their first year as interns, J.D., Elliot and Turk move up the hierarchy and eagerly await the arrival of new medical students to do their dirty work. (S1, E17) 
10:30Scrubs My Tuscaloosa Heart J.D. must learn to handle a verbally abusive patient while Dr. Cox's love-life spirals out of control. Elliott discovers Dr. Kelso's mysterious musical past. (S1, E18) 
11:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
11:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
12:00Friends: Season 6 The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
12:30Friends: Season 6 The One Where Phoebe Runs Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Chicken or Beef? Lorelai needs to get permits approved before they can move forward with the inn and learns that business also involves back room deals. Rory runs into Dean... (S4, E04) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
15:00Scrubs My Old Man As Turk and Elliot prepare to present their joint paper at a medical conference, the interns see themselves in a different light after a visit by their parents. (S1, E19) 
15:30Scrubs My Way or the Highway There are confrontations aplenty at Sacred Heart as J.D. and Turk disagree on a patient's course of treatment, and Kelso and Cox clash over coffee. (S1, E20) 
16:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
16:30Friends: Season 6 The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
17:00Friends: Season 6 The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
17:30Friends: Season 6 The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
18:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
18:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
19:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
19:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
20:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
20:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Showtime McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
22:00The Roast of Rob Lowe Roast Master David Spade assembles a host of comedians and celebrities (incl. Jimmy Carr, Bo Derek, and Peyton Manning) to take down the ageless heartthrob one burn at a time. 
23:45Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
00:10Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
00:45The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (Part 2): Will and Carlton both try to win Melinda over by making up stories. She ultimately chooses Carlton over Will, though she hides a secret. (S1, E09) 
01:15The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Kiss My Butler It's Geoffrey's birthday and Will decides to set him up on a blind date with a woman named Helen (Naomi Campbell). However, Will winds up thinking she is perfect for him... (S1, E10) 
01:50Rick and Morty Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer asks Rick to transport his mind into a teenager to shield her from vampires at school. Beth and Jerry go the extra mile to sort out their relationship. (S2, E07) 
02:15South Park 'C**n vs. 'C**n & Friends (3): The 'C**n shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he exacts revenge on his former partners. Mysterion's origins are now revealed! (S14, E13) 
02:45South Park Crème Fraiche Annoyed by Randy's perverse obsession with cookery shows, Stan enlists the help of Gordon Ramsay, while Sharon is increasingly drawn to her Shake Weight exercise equipment. (S14, E14) 
03:10South Park HumancetiPad After failing to read the small print in a contract Kyle is kidnapped by Apple, who have big plans in store for him. It's left up to the boys to rescue him from Steve Jobs. (S15, E01) 
03:30New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight are Daveed Diggs (star of hip-hop Broadway musical "Hamilton") & Rafael Casal, talking about the film they've co-written and star in, "Blindspotting". 
03:55The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Lois vs. Evil: Malcolm gets caught in an awkward social situation and Lois struggles between standing up to the man and providing for her family. Meanwhile, Francis gets a break... (S1, E09) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Stock Car Races Hal takes the boys to the stock car races but they get bored at the tracks fast. Lois searches for a cheque, and soon discovers more and more dirt on each family-member. (S1, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.