This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, April 28 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Bat Out of Heck Axl is fed up of Mike telling him how to run his life, Sue is determined to win a prestigious hotel scholarship; and Frankie sees something flying through the house. (S9, E19) 
08:35Life In Pieces Pestilence War Famine Death John and Joan disagree with their neighbours, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when new property lines are drawn. (S1, E19) 
09:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
09:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
10:00Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
10:30Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
11:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
11:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
12:00Scrubs My Growing Pains J.D. decides that it's time to stop acting like a baby so he can take care of one, but Turk tries to bring him back to immaturity. Elliot throws Kelso a birthday party. (S7, E05) 
12:30Scrubs My #1 Doctor Kelso signs Sacred Heart up to a website where patients can evaluate their doctor, leading the staff to compete ruthlessly for the top spot. (S7, E06) 
13:00Scrubs My Bad Too Turk decides to learn Spanish and soon realises being bilingual can only work to his advantage. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox begins a game of thievery with Dr. Kelso's breakfast. (S7, E07) 
13:30Scrubs My Manhood J.D. and Turk both try to prove their masculinity, the Janitor starts his own newspaper, 'The Janitorial', that irks Dr. Cox, and Turk's embarrassing secret is revealed. (S7, E08) 
14:00My Name Is Earl Witch Lady Earl conjures up a karmic plan to atone for all the wicked wrongs he did to an oddball "witch lady" (Betty White). But the golden girl proves to be certifiably unhinged. (S4, E21) 
14:30My Name Is Earl Pinky Earl helps Randy find his first love, a girl with pink hair called Pinky. Randy learns Earl had come between them all those years ago... but who is "Pinky"? (S4, E22) 
15:00My Name Is Earl Bullies Randy takes drastic measures to avoid Joy's bullying, while Earl attempts to cross off another list item for bullying an old schoolmate, Wally Panzer, whom Earl dubbed "Pansy." (S4, E23) 
15:30My Name Is Earl Gospel Earl tries to return a stolen church organ to a preacher (formerly a "gangsta" known as "Hash Brown"), but finds he's on the list more than once. Joy accidentally kidnaps Catalina. (S4, E24) 
15:55Friends: Season 2 The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
16:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
17:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
17:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
18:00Bring It On: All or Nothing Film A transfer student (Hayden Panettiere) to a rough high school tries joining the cheerleading squad and not only faces off against the head cheerleader (Solange), but against her former school. (2006) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Shane and Lee will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E06) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What prop does Murr carry almost daily? Which Jokers danced in their high school musical? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe to find out! (S2, E11) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Showtime Live McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle Nick Swardson (Terry in legendary comedy "Reno 911!") and American television personality/ghost whisperer Theresa Caputo duke it out in an action-packed episode of LSB. (S3, E23) 
22:30New: Lip Sync Battle David Spade (Russell in "Rules of Engagement"/C. J. in "8 Simple Rules") goes head-to-head with Danish model Nina Agdal - featuring songs by Wham! and Missy Elliott. (S3, E24) 
23:00Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and Ninette arrive Naples, Florida - voted the happiest city in America. While there, the Howards try to uncover the secrets of this mecca of merriment. (S2, E05) 
23:30Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar travel to Mexico to meet the legendary long-distance runners 'The Tarahumara'. Can ultra-fit Joel and his friend Nish keep up? (S1, E04) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
01:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
01:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) 
02:00South Park Cartman's Silly Hate Crime Things go from bad to worse for Cartman after he throws a rock at Token - it's jail time for this racist! Will the boys win the sled race without lardy on board? (S4, E02) 
02:30South Park Timmy! 2000 The boys copy Timmy's behaviour (who has ADD) in order to get out of doing homework. Timmy is heading for rock stardom - but not if Phil Collins has anything to do with it! (S4, E03) 
03:00South Park Quintuplets 2000 After seeing the Cirque Du Cheville the boys decide to start their own circus. The Romanian contorting quintuplets from the show want to stay in USA - can the boys help? (S4, E04) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Gone with the Wind Donna becomes angry when Cleveland experiences unexpected grief at his ex-wife Loretta's funeral. (S1, E17) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Brotherly Love Cleveland begins pimping out Terry for bachelorette parties as a "cable guy. (S1, E18) 
04:15Two And A Half Men The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room: Charlie and Alan have a dispute about Alan's role in the house, leading to Alan and Jake moving in with his mother. Teddy and Evelyn aren't happy. (S5, E07) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as 'Charlie Waffles', much to Alan's annoyance. Charlie has a dubious cure to his sudden stage fright...(S5, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.