This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, November 24 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
08:35The Middle Get Your Business Done Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets, Axl gets crushed by Brick at Air Hockey, and Sue starts a babysitting service. (S3, E20) 
09:00The Middle The Guidance Counsellor Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counsellor (Whoopi Goldberg). Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself. (S3, E21) 
09:30The Middle The Clover Brick believes that a four-leaf clover he found is bringing bad luck, Axl is shocked when his jock friend asks Sue to the prom, and Frankie tries to find Aunt Edie a care giver. (S3, E22) 
10:00Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
10:30Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
10:55Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
11:35Friends The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
12:00Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
12:35Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
13:55Friends The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
14:30Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
14:55Friends The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
15:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Jr. Sells His Car: Jr. restores his prized 1964 Impala, but then he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to sell it in order to have money for their new baby. (S4, E16) 
16:30My Wife And Kids The Anniversary Present Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment when they don't receive the wedding anniversary gifts each are expecting from each other. (S4, E17) 
17:00Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
17:30Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
18:00Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
18:30Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
19:00Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Luke and Jessica will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E08) 
20:30Impractical Jokers Join Joe, Sal and Q as they serve up some justice - and plenty of laughs - while recapping the past six years of Murr's performance. Watch the best (and worst) moments from this master of distraction. 
21:00Bob's Burgers: Thanksgiving Turkey in a Can: Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone commits an act of Thanksgiving sabotage! (S4, E05) 
21:30Bob's Burgers: Thanksgiving Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
22:00South Park: Black Friday Black Friday (1): With the biggest shopping day of the year fast approaching, Wizard Cartman deems it necessary, in a Game of Thrones fashion, to form alliances - the Xbox One shall be his! (S17, E07) 
22:30New: Rick and Morty Raising Gazorpazorp Morty convinces Rick to buy him a sexy robot. Guess what though? It only ends in trouble. (S1, E07) 
23:00New: TripTank An auctioneer tries to pick up a woman at a party, an evil spirit finds itself in an unlikely vessel, and Beth and Jennifer sue a Chinese restaurant for false advertising. (S2, E07) 
23:25Da Ali G Show Ali pitches his new movie, 'Booka', at the Cannes Film Festival. There's a lively discussion on animal rights, Neil Hamilton joins Ali on the sofa and Borat learns about British etiquette. (S1, E01) 
00:00Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and his mum are in search of alien life, they're heading to the UFO capital of the USA: Nevada. They join an abductee support group and venture out to a UFO hot spot. (S1, E01) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
01:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
01:30South Park: Black Friday Black Friday (1): With the biggest shopping day of the year fast approaching, Wizard Cartman deems it necessary, in a Game of Thrones fashion, to form alliances - the Xbox One shall be his! (S17, E07) 
02:00South Park: Black Friday A Song of Ass and Fire (2): The countdown to Black Friday continues and Cartman's attempts at manipulation grow. But will Stan and Kenny bow to King Cartman before the war? Winter's coming. (S17, E08) 
02:30South Park: Black Friday T*****s and Dragons (3): Randy is rallying the mall staff! Outside the mall, zombie-like masses are restless, and King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny - Black Friday is on! (S17, E09) 
03:00South Park Cartman Sucks After caught in a compromising position with Eric, Butters is sent to a special camp to "Pray the Gay Away". Cartman tries to retrieve the incriminating photo but has issues. (S11, E02) 
03:25South Park Lice Capades Eric tries to discover the source of an outbreak of lice at the school. The lice are living peacefully in a village until they see the school nurse staring at them! (S11, E03) 
03:50South Park The Snuke The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton. Eric suspects that a new student is planning a terrorist attack but the real culprits are deadlier. (S11, E04) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Madame And Her Special Friend A wealthy, elderly woman, Norma, becomes romantically interested in Alan. Just what lengths will Alan go to for money? Features the first appearance of Kandi. (S3, E09) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Santa's Village Of The Damned Alan's latest girlfriend turns out to be a great cook and starts beefing up the boys, all the while creating a nest in their home and slowly taking over! (S3, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.