This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, February 28 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ill Will Will fears the scalpel when he enters the hospital for a tonsillectomy, while the family fears a steamy exposť when Geoffrey begins to write his memoirs. (S2, E18) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
09:00The Middle Forced Family Fun (Part 1): When Mike proposes a camping trip for a family summer vacation, all Frankie can think about is the disastrous camping trip they had for their honeymoon. (S3, E01) 
09:30The Middle Forced Family Fun (Part 2): While Frankie recalls more bad memories from her camping trip honeymoon, Sue continues to get on Axl's nerves with constant questions about high school. (S3, E02) 
10:00Friends: The Joeys The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
10:30Friends: The Joeys The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
11:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
11:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
12:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
12:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
13:00The Office (U.S.) Christmas Wishes The office finally meet Andy's new lady, Jessica - but will Erin be able to handle it? Dwight and Jim risk losing their Christmas bonuses if there's any more pranking. (S8, E10) 
13:30The Office (U.S.) Trivia With the office only $800 dollars away from reaching their sales target, Andy sees only one way they can get there... win the $1000 prize in a bar's trivia contest! (S8, E11) 
14:00Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
14:30Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
15:00Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
15:30Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
17:00Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
17:30Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
18:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
18:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
19:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
19:30Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
20:00Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
20:30Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
21:00Bad Teacher Film A lazy teacher (Cameron Diaz) who hates her job, her students, and her co-workers is forced to return to teaching when her sugar daddy dumps her. Jason Segel and Justin Timberlake co-star. (2011) 
23:00Impractical Jokers The guys Greek out while lending a hand at a restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo. (S11, E20) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What TV show was the inspiration for this episode's opening? How did the guys stay incognito on the cruise? And why wasn't Murr allowed to wear a real captain's uniform? (S3, E07) 
00:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Rachel and Aaron will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E09) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Jed and Rosa will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E10) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:35South Park Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman & Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". They go on a mission to steal the movies. (S6, E09) 
02:00South Park Bebe's B**bs Destroy Society Returning from school break, all the boys notice something different about Bebe... out comes the primitive man as they fight to see who'll play with her! (S6, E10) 
02:35South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
03:00South Park A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
03:25The Middle Forced Family Fun (Part 1): When Mike proposes a camping trip for a family summer vacation, all Frankie can think about is the disastrous camping trip they had for their honeymoon. (S3, E01) 
03:45The Middle Forced Family Fun (Part 2): While Frankie recalls more bad memories from her camping trip honeymoon, Sue continues to get on Axl's nerves with constant questions about high school. (S3, E02) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ill Will Will fears the scalpel when he enters the hospital for a tonsillectomy, while the family fears a steamy exposť when Geoffrey begins to write his memoirs. (S2, E18) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.