This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, December 20 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Christmas Show Will finds out that his mum is seeing a new man while on a holiday skiing trip. When the adults go out for a party, a knock on the door brings the kids trouble. (S2, E13) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Moving on Out Tired of living in the garage, Jr. looks for an apartment and enlists his buddy, John, to be a co-signer... except that John has to pose as Jr.'s grandmother for the realtor. (S4, E14) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Candy Wars When Kady wants to spend some quality time with her father, she enlists Michael's help in the school candy drive. (S4, E15) 
10:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
10:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
11:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
11:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
12:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
12:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
14:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
14:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
15:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
15:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
16:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
16:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
17:008 Simple Rules Drummer Boy (Part 1): Bridget learns to play the drums and falls for her attractive, young drum teacher. (S1, E17) 
17:308 Simple Rules Drummer Boy (Part 2): A love struck Bridget sneaks out of the house with Kerry to see Ben. Meanwhile, Rory tries to find an alternative to writing a book report without reading the novel. (S1, E18) 
18:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
19:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
19:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
20:00New: Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and former The Apprentice contestant Andrew Brady watch as a brand new set of lucky hopefuls battle it out to reach Takeshi's Castle. (S5, E05) 
20:30Most Ridiculous Christmas It's the Most Ridiculous time of the year! Greg James brings you the show with funniest Christmas clips anywhere on the Internet. From festive fails to stupid Santas, we've got them all. 
21:00Impractical Jokers Christmas The jokers thrill a live theatre audience with holiday-themed games and compete to determine who will make the best Santa. The hair-raising punishment is almost too much for the Jokers to bear! 
22:00Roast Battle Christmas A special festive-themed tournament with Jimmy Carr, Katherine Ryan, Jonathan Ross,? and Nick Helm as Santa. Ed Gamble, Suzi Ruffell, Desiree Burch and Bobby Mair battle it out to be crowned champion. 
23:00Your Face or Mine Christmas Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a Christmas special of the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Ex on the Beach's Charlotte and Matt to win thousands for charity! (S4, E12) 
23:30Drunk History Christmas Rick Edwards tells the story of the WWI Christmas Truce (stars Stephen Mangan). Russell Kane narrates the birth of baby Jesus. (stars Johnny Vegas, Sally Phillips, and Danny John-Jules). 
00:00Bob's Burgers Christmas The Bleakening Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on all the guests. (S8, E06/07) 
01:00South Park Christmas Red Sleigh Down Cartman's 'naughty or nice' accountant informs him that he has been too bad to earn his Christmas gift. All aboard Mr Hankey's Poo-Choo train for a trip to the North Pole! (S6, E17) 
01:30South Park Christmas Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson! Cartman's Uncle Howard escapes from prison with another inmate, Charlie Manson. The boys want to go see Mr Hankey at the mall but no one will take them. (S2, E16) 
02:00South Park Christmas Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics: Join Mr Hankey as he hosts his own variety show from infront of the fire in his sewer home. Features unusual holiday songs such as "Christmas Time In Hell". (S3, E15) 
02:30South Park A Very Crappy Christmas When Mr Hankey fails to show up at Christmas time the boys go looking for him in the sewers. Can the gang revive the spirit of Christmas with their own cartoon? (S4, E17) 
03:00The Cleveland Show Christmas Die Semi-Hard While staging their own live nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his version of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster movie ever told. (S3, E07) 
03:25New: Key & Peele President Obama wants to be treated like everyone else, Jordan looks at an apartment owned by a suspicious landlord, and a pair of party motivators get the party started at a bar mitzvah. (S1, E08) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Co-host of radio show "The Breakfast Club" Charlamagne Tha God, talking about his new book "Shook One: Anxiety Playing Tricks on Me". 
04:15The Middle Christmas No Silent Night When the Hecks decide to stay home on Christmas Eve and watch a mass on TV, an unexpected series of events occur. (S7, E10) 
04:35The Middle Christmas A Very Marry Christmas Sue keeps a holiday secret from the family. Meanwhile, Brick agrees to watch three kids, but soon regrets it. (S8, E09) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.