This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, January 20 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Halloween VIII Orson Murder Mystery: As Halloween approaches, Frankie and Brick become convinced that a woman who died in their house 50 years ago was murdered. (S9, E04) 
08:35The Middle Role of a Lifetime: Brick decides to join the school orchestra in an attempt to play the field and find himself a new girlfriend, meanwhile it's Mike and Frankie's 25th wedding anniversary. (S9, E05) 
09:00The Middle The Setup Frankie is tasked with being at her mom's beck and call when she stays for a few days, meanwhile Axl and Brick ponder what it is exactly that Mike does at the quarry. (S9, E06) 
09:30The Middle Thanksgiving IX The Hecks take a hectic road trip for Thanksgiving to Frankie's sister's house but soon find themselves running into barriers that could make them late to the feast. (S9, E07) 
10:00Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
10:30Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
11:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
11:30Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
12:00Scrubs My First Day (Pilot): It's John "J.D." Dorian's first day as an intern at Sacred Heart Hospital and he soon learns that his medical training hasn't prepared him for the real thing. (S1, E01) 
12:30Scrubs My Mentor J.D. struggles with a patient who refuses to quit smoking. Meanwhile, Turk desperately tries to impress Carla with some machismo in a bid to gain a date with her. (S1, E02) 
13:00Scrubs My Best Friend's Mistake J.D. has 48 hours to kiss Elliot before entering "The Friend Zone", and Turk is spending less time with J.D. and more with his surgery buddies and Carla. (S1, E03) 
13:30Scrubs My Old Lady Elliot, J.D. and Turk all face death for the first time and, in the style Scrubs quickly made its own, each learn life-affirming lessons. (S1, E04) 
14:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
14:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
15:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
16:00Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
16:30Friends The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
17:00Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
17:30Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys put the nasty in "namaste" when they lead meditations that leave their victims with a lot to think about. Tonight's big loser gets boxed in with the very first 24-hour punishment. (S10, E15) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose odd TV shows as execs to the public and work the counter at a BBQ joint. The loser must face a psychic named Jesse Bravo and say if their predictions are correct or not. (S10, E08) 
19:00You, Me and Dupree Film Newlywed couple Carl (Matt Dillon) and Molly (Kate Hudson) soon become a trio when Carl invites his jobless buddy Randy (Owen Wilson) to crash at their place. But he soon becomes annoying... (2006) 
21:00Live At The Apollo S11 Co-presenter of 'It's Not Rocket Science' and perennial panel show guest Romesh Ranganathan is our host tonight. Irishman Jason Byrne and the deadpan Canadian Stewart Francis join him. (S11, E04) 
22:00Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
23:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 3... ...The Ruveal: RuPaul ruveals the fabulous cast of queens for the brand new season 3 of Ru Paul's Drag Race All Stars! Plus never-before seen footage from previous seasons that will make you gag! 
00:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Josie Long, Jamelia, Mark Watson and Claudia Winkleman. (S8, E03) 
00:30Da Ali G Show Ali G visits the United Nations where he interviews Boutros Boutros-Ghali, he also leads a roundtable discussion on religion, and Borat provides a guide to etiquette. (S2, E02) 
01:00The Cleveland Show Love Rollercoaster When Roberta's new teacher encourages Roberta to alter her appearance, Cleveland Jr. befriends the disguised Roberta and falls in love with her. (S1, E11) 
01:30The Cleveland Show Our Gang Cleveland tries to help some troubled teens at the high school get on the right path, but doesn't realise that in the process he's become a drug dealer. (S1, E12) 
02:00The Cleveland Show Buried Pleasure After Cleveland accidentally discovers Holt's embarrassing secret, he sets Holt up on a date with a woman who turns out to be abusive. (S1, E13) 
02:30The Cleveland Show The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool: Cleveland Jr. vows revenge on his father after he gets him a job at the Broken Stool but later conspires to get him fired. (S1, E14) 
03:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring a battle between father and son Mark and Elliot Steel, also Jayde Adams vs. Alex Edelman. (S1, E06) 
03:25South Park Jared Has Aides Jared's weight loss aides aren't the "AIDS" everyone thinks they are - bring on the torches and pitchforks! Jared is in one heap of trouble! Butters has some diet issues. (S6, E01) 
03:50South Park Asspen When the boys go on a ski vacation, it's '80s-teen-movie central as Stan is challenged to a ski race by a professional skier named Tad. Only a "montage" can help Stan now! (S6, E02) 
04:15Bob's Burgers The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying. When he tries to he finds out that her dad writes jingles. (S3, E08) 
04:35Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.