This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, March 19 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Changing Ways The gang finish their residencies at Sacred Heart. J.D. finds a place of his own, Turk & Carla consider a family change and Elliot receives a job offer. Season 4 finale. (S4, E25) 
08:35Scrubs My Intern's Eyes Attending at Sacred Heart, J.D. now has to deal with his own interns, Elliot has trouble fitting in at her new hospital, and Turk's trying to get Carla pregnant. Or is he? (S5, E01) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Stole a Badge Earl tackles #127, "Stole a badge from a police officer". Earl finds that the officer got demoted because of him. Earl now has to make it up to the officer. (S1, E22) 
09:30My Name Is Earl Number One Earl discovers that a guy he stole money from was going to use the money to buy the winning lottery ticket. So he gifts the money to him, which makes Randy very angry! (S1, E24) 
10:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
10:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
11:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
11:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
12:00Friends: Season 7 The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
12:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
16:008 Simple Rules Finale Part Deux Bridget gets suspended but she's covering for Kerry so she can go to her summer program in Europe. C.J. is waiting on a call from Aerosmith, Gramps from Cate's mom. (S2, E24) 
16:308 Simple Rules First Day of School The summer is over and Kerry has "grown" in Europe. Bridget is the student body president and revels in her power. Rory starts high school with trepidation. (S3, E01) 
17:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
17:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
18:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
18:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
19:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
19:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
20:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
20:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
21:00New: Impractical Jokers Sal, Q, Murr and Joe pit the worst punishments from the history of the series against each other to find out which one takes the title. 
21:30New: Impractical Jokers Joey Fatone shares his favourite punishments from the latest season. 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers In this season finale that's part salute-to-the-troops, part pre-recorded-challenges, the Jokers team up to give phony presentations about aviation and plant American flags onto shoppers. (S10, E26) 
23:00New: Impractical Jokers... ...After Party: Host Joey Fatone sits down with the Impractical Jokers to recap one awesome episode, and an amazing season. Plus, Murr's wig gets a very special goodbye. (S1, E11) 
23:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by David O'Doherty, Carol Vorderman, John Bishop and Peter Serafinowicz. (S9, E06) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell explains Nigel Farage's worst nightmare, and answer's questions on signing boobs and the Queen's last words. His guests are John Robins & Jarlath Regan. (S1, E09) 
01:00South Park 'C**n 2: Rise of Captain...(1): The raccoon outfitted superhero, The 'C**n, returns. This time he's got friends! Will they be able to stop the evil BP and their drilling vessel? (S14, E11) 
01:30South Park Mysterion Rises (2): Led by Mysterion, 'C**n and Friends are working to help the people in the Gulf but a secret is revealed. The 'C**n is out for revenge on his former buddies. (S14, E12) 
02:00South Park 'C**n vs. 'C**n & Friends (3): The 'C**n shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he exacts revenge on his former partners. Mysterion's origins are now revealed! (S14, E13) 
02:30South Park Cr?me Fraiche Annoyed by Randy's perverse obsession with cookery shows, Stan enlists the help of Gordon Ramsay, while Sharon is increasingly drawn to her Shake Weight exercise equipment. (S14, E14) 
03:00South Park HumancetiPad After failing to read the small print in a contract Kyle is kidnapped by Apple, who have big plans in store for him. It's left up to the boys to rescue him from Steve Jobs. (S15, E01) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Who Done Did It? After Cleveland eggs Arianna's house defending Donna's honor, he decides to seek revenge against everyone by pelting them with eggs - which lands him in prison. (S4, E16) 
03:50The Cleveland Show The Fist and the Furious Cleveland decides to make Dr. Fist (now voiced by Bryan Cranston) one of his friends, but fears for his safety when he discovers Dr. Fist's mob association. (S4, E17) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Bite Me, Supreme Court Marty decides it's time to make an honest woman out of Evelyn, but first comes the bachelor party - what could go wrong with Walden and Alan in charge? (S11, E13) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Three Fingers of Cr?me De Menthe Walden's masculinity comes into question when he can't change a flat tyre. Time to prove something! Meanwhile, Larry has a shocking revelation for Alan. (S11, E14) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.