This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, February 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Something for Nothing Will gets lucky at a fund raiser and wins some money. When Will doesn't follow the clubs tradition, it starts rumours about the Banks family. (S2, E12) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Christmas Show Will finds out that his mum is seeing a new man while on a holiday skiing trip. When the adults go out for a party, a knock on the door brings the kids trouble. (S2, E13) 
09:00The Middle The Legacy Frustrated by Axl, Mike keeps him from playing the final basketball game of the season, Sue wins a trophy for "punctuality", and Brick gets locked in the Glossner's garage. (S2, E19) 
09:30The Middle Royal Wedding The British Royal Wedding becomes Frankie's obsession, Meanwhile, the workers at Mike's quarry go on strike because he stops buying pretzels, and Brick helps Sue audition. (S2, E20) 
10:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
10:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
11:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
11:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
12:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
12:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
13:00The Office (U.S.) Garden Party Andy throws a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, with his parents (Stephen Collins and Dee Wallace) and brother (Josh Groban) in attendance. (S8, E04) 
13:30The Office (U.S.) Spooked It's Halloween at the office so time to play dress up! But when Robert California (James Spader) shows up fun goes out the window. Jim is shocked to discover Pam believes in ghosts. (S8, E05) 
14:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
14:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
15:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
15:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. While visiting the Lone Star State, the Jokers teach classes at a dude ranch, sell cowboy boots, and wear blacked-out sunglasses. (S5, E09) 
16:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
17:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
17:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
18:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
18:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
19:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
19:30Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
20:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
20:30Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
21:00New: The Mick Pilot An unapologetic degenerate attempts to raise the spoiled kids of her wealthy sister and brother-in-law, who have fled the country to avoid prosecution for illegal activities. (S1, E01) 
21:30New: The Mick The Grandparents The Pemberton kids learn some lessons in "tough love" when Mickey calls in their overly strict grandmother to discipline them. (S1, E02) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys Greek out while lending a hand at a restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo. (S11, E20) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. What TV show was the inspiration for this episode's opening? How did the guys stay incognito on the cruise? And why wasn't Murr allowed to wear a real captain's uniform? (S3, E07) 
23:00Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and his mum are in Mumbai, the City of Dreams. They get a chance to Act! Act! Act! Bollywood style, and then share their bedroom secrets with Mumbai's oldest sexpert. (S3, E05) 
00:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Real Housewives of Cheshire's Dawn and Ashley to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S4, E03) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Hakim and Naomi will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E04) 
01:00South Park The Entity Kyle's annoying cousin arrives in town and it's not long before the boys are doing their best to get rid of him. Mr Garrison invents a slightly sexual new mode of transport. (S5, E11) 
01:30South Park Here Comes The Neighbourhood Token is picked on for being rich so decides to market the town as a millionaire's playground - cue Will Smith and Snoop Dogg moving in! Class war follows! (S5, E12) 
02:00South Park Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
02:30South Park Butters' Very Own Episode: Butters' mum asks him to spy on his dad, however what he discovers leaves Mrs Stoch acting slightly unhinged. Will this be the end of our lil blonde haired buddy? (S5, E14) 
03:00South Park Jared Has Aides Jared's weight loss aides aren't the "AIDS" everyone thinks they are - bring on the torches and pitchforks! Jared is in one heap of trouble! Butters has some diet issues. (S6, E01) 
03:25Scrubs My Identity Crisis The Janitor challenges J.D. to name everyone in the hospital after it is revealed he only knows them by nickname. Dr. Cox's family is away - what will he do without them? (S7, E04) 
03:50Scrubs My Growing Pains J.D. decides that it's time to stop acting like a baby so he can take care of one, but Turk tries to bring him back to immaturity. Elliot throws Kelso a birthday party. (S7, E05) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Something for Nothing Will gets lucky at a fund raiser and wins some money. When Will doesn't follow the clubs tradition, it starts rumours about the Banks family. (S2, E12) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Christmas Show Will finds out that his mum is seeing a new man while on a holiday skiing trip. When the adults go out for a party, a knock on the door brings the kids trouble. (S2, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.