This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, November 21 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Valentine's Day III Frankie decides to spend Valentine's Day with her friends and their spouses at a fancy restaurant, but Mike manages to mess up. Brick has to write a paper on love. (S3, E15) 
08:35The Middle The Concert Justin Bieber is coming to Indianapolis and Sue is desperate for tickets, Mike trains Brick for the school spelling bee, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a speed limit. (S3, E16) 
09:00The Middle The Sit Down Axl, Sue, and Brick feel that Frankie nags them too much and Mike makes crazy punishments. The kids want a chance to show their parents that they can be responsible. (S3, E17) 
09:30The Middle Leap Year Sue thinks her parents are planning a big surprise party, Frankie learns that Mike has been taking care of a stray cat, Brick develops a crush, and Axl becomes very bored. (S3, E18) 
09:55Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
10:25Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
10:55Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
11:25Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
11:50Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
12:30Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
14:00Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
14:30Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
15:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
15:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
15:55My Wife And Kids While Out Kady's at a slumber party and Jay & Michael go out for the night, but because Michael didn't recite the rules 'no friends, no freedom, no fire, no fun', Claire decides to party. (SS4, E10) 
16:25My Wife And Kids Micheal's Band Michael meets Johnny "Saxophone" Jackson, his old classmate. Michael lies about playing piano, and Johnny asks to have Michael sit in with the band. (S4, E11) 
16:50Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
17:25Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
17:50Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
18:25Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
18:55Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
19:55Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
20:30Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
21:00New: The Middle The Setup Frankie is tasked with being at her mom's beck and call when she stays for a few days, meanwhile Axl and Brick ponder what it is exactly that Mike does at the quarry. (S9, E06) 
21:30New: Life In Pieces Ponzi Sex Paris Bounce Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup, Princess. Meanwhile, Heather "breaks up" with her longtime hairstylist. (S1, E06) 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle Jay Leno vs. Craig Ferguson: Two titans of late night television enter the LSB arena to find out who the superior performer is. (S3, E09) 
22:30Lip Sync Battle: The Rock Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon to outdo each other, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Dwayne Johnson and Jimmy Fallon go head-to-head. (S1, E01) 
23:00New: Broad City Witches Abbi freaks out about aging after discovering a grey hair, and Ilana tries to recapture her sexual spark. (S4, E06) 
23:30Bad Education The Funeral Abbey Grove is rocked by the news that Miss Pickwell is apparently dead and Alfie is left particularly on edge when her suicide note clearly lays the finger of blame on him. (S2, E03) 
00:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as advertising executives pitching ideas, work as custodians at a mall food court, and test themselves with the terrifying "Wheel of Doom." (S3, E14) 
01:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
01:30South Park Ginger Kids After giving a hate speech against 'the gingers', Cartman awakens the next day with a case of 'Gingervitus' and soon rallies against the persecution of his fellow red heads. (S9, E11) 
02:00South Park Free Willzyx The boys are tricked into believing the killer whale at Sea Park is from the moon. How will Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government and their skateboards help to free him? (S9, E13) 
02:30South Park The Return of Chef The boys notice that Chef is acting weird after returning from the 'The Super Adventure Club'. Why is he trying to seduce them? Can a trip to a strip joint help? (S10, E01) 
03:00South Park Smug Alert Kyle's father buys a new hybrid car but it's not long before his smug levels reach ridiculous levels - must be time to move to San Fran! How will Cartman deal with no Kyle? (S10, E02) 
03:25South Park A Million Little Fibbers Towlie writes his memoirs and it's not long before he's invited onto The Oprah Winfrey Show, but Oprah's vagina and anus are plotting against her. (S10, E05) 
03:50South Park ManBearPig Ex U.S. Vice President Al Gore visits South Park Elementary and warns the pupils about ManBearPig, a monster which is "half man, half bear and half pig" - you can't be "cereal"! (S10, E06) 
04:15Two And A Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On Charlie, Alan and Jake attend the funeral of Evelyn's second husband, where she learns a surprising new detail about her deceased ex. Charlie Sheen stars. (S2, E21) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Weekend In Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts Season three starts with Alan falling off the roof, resulting in a power struggle between Charlie and Jake. Who will win? (S3, E01) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.