This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, May 20 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15) 
08:35Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
09:00Life In Pieces Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win. (S1, E21) 
09:30Life In Pieces Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring John and Joan reveal a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. (S1, E22) 
10:00Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
10:30Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
11:00Friends The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
11:30Friends The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
12:55Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
13:25Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
13:50Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
14:30Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
15:00Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
15:30Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
15:55Two Guys and a Girl Meat Berg feels like he's treating Irene like a piece of meat as they continue secretly sleeping together, no strings attached. Pete gets his fireman's badge for good deeds. (S4, E02) 
16:25Two Guys and a Girl 15 Minutes of Shame Having caught them having sex in his house, Johnny confronts Berg about him and Irene. Berg convinces him to keep it a secret... (S4, E03) 
16:50Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
17:25Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
17:50Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
18:25Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
18:50Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
19:25Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
19:55Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Black Friday, the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer, and if Jesus was a stand-up comedian. (S9, E07) 
21:35Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; breast feeding, if immigrants cause traffic problems (as UKIP claim), and if The Queen should actually be The Queen. (S9, E08) 
22:05New: LA to Vegas Things to Do in Vegas When You're Grounded When Colin gets served with divorce papers, Captain Dave plans a guys' night out. Nichole brings Ronnie on an interesting double date. (S1, E07) 
22:35New: LA to Vegas Parking Lot B: Ronnie is evicted from her apartment and kicked out of Bernard's, so Captain Dave invites her to stay with him in a community of airline workers. (S1, E08) 
23:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
00:00New: Idiot TV Idiot TV is here to show you how not to live. Highlights include "How to Get Sacked", jerks in the gym, witless wedding guests, and history's most foolish falls. Chris Barrie narrates. (S1, E07) 
01:00Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Sam, Vanessa, and Waneka as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E09) 
01:30South Park Cancelled The boys get a sense of deja vu as Cartman again has an anal probe, but they soon realise they're actually stuck in some kind of re-run - Earth is just a reality show for aliens! (S7, E01) 
02:00South Park Krazy K******s Christopher Reeve arrives in town and Jimmy & Timmy aren't happy with the attention he gets. They form a club called "The Crips" - unaware of the gang that shares the name! (S7, E02) 
02:30South Park Toilet Paper Mrs. Dreibel gives the boys detention for making a phallus out of clay in art class. Angry, they take revenge by toilet papering her house. Officer Barbrady is on their trail. (S7, E03) 
03:00South Park I'm A Little Bit Country Mr Garrison gets angry when he discovers the boys don't know who the Founding Fathers are. Cartman tries to induce a flashback to 1776 to find out what the fuss is. (S7, E04) 
03:25South Park Fat Butt and Pancake Head When Cartman wins a diversity event with his offensive hand puppet impersonation of Jennifer Lopez, Kyle is enraged. Soon the real J-Lo turns up, mightily peeved! (S7, E05) 
03:50South Park Lil' Crime Stoppers: Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to play detective; they go around the town solving minor "crimes" for a dollar. It's not long before they're busting meth labs! (S7, E06) 
04:15Life In Pieces Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win. (S1, E21) 
04:35Life In Pieces Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring John and Joan reveal a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. (S1, E22) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.