This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, August 15 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Michael's Garden Michael's doctor wants him to undergo a colonoscopy but Michael is reluctant to do so; meanwhile Claire tries to trick Jay into doing her report on whaling for her. (S2, E06) 
08:35My Wife And Kids He Heard, She Heard Michael overhears Claire's plans to sneak out to a party she was forbidden to go to and plots a scheme to catch her out. (S2, E07) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Vying for Attention Will's mum comes to visit with her new boyfriend but Will has problems with sharing his mum with another man. (S2, E21) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Aunt Who Came to Dinner Aunt Helen arrives unexpectedly and upsets Will and Carlton's plans for a rendezvous with two gorgeous French women and the parents' plans for a Jazz Festival. (S2, E22) 
10:00Scrubs My Fifteen Seconds As things with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) progress, J.D. and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together. Kelso has a little self-inflicted accident... (S3, E07) 
10:30Scrubs My Friend the Doctor Dr. Cox hurts his back showing off - is age creeping up on him? J.D. isn't impressed with the false personalities the Janitor uses on the rest of the staff. (S3, E08) 
11:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
11:35Friends: Season 9 The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
12:05Friends: Season 9 The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
12:35Friends: Season 9 The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Raincoats and Recipes Using the Dragonfly's weekend, Lorelai gets her parents to admit they've separated. Luke feels like an idiot when it looks like Jason and Lorelai are still dating. (S4, E22) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 5 The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dressed up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake! (S5, E11) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. For the show's three year anniversary, the guys look back at some never before seen footage. (S5, E12) 
14:55Scrubs My Dirty Secret Sex is the topic of the day at Sacred Heart. Dr. Cox can't find the time to have any with Jordan, Carla's thinking of abstaining and Elliot gives a patient an orgasm. (S3, E09) 
15:25Scrubs My Rule of Thumb Dr. Cox and Turk clash over a friend of Dr. Cox who needs a transplant. Carla and Elliot try to help out a dying patient who has a surprising final wish. Tara Reid guests. (S3, E10) 
15:50Friends: Season 10 The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
16:25Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
16:55Friends: Season 10 The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
17:25Friends: Season 10 The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
17:55Friends: Season 10 The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
18:25Friends: Season 10 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
18:55Friends: Season 10 The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
19:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
20:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
20:35Friends: Season 10 The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Hawaii Special Sal, Murr, Joe and Q say "aloha" in a fun Hawaiian episode! The future looks hazy when the guys pose as fortune tellers and practice indecent proposals at a romantic waterfall. (S10, E14) 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle UK Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Tonight, it's the battle of comedy legends with Sally Phillips and Robert Webb! (S3, E01) 
22:30New: Suzi Ruffell At The Comedy... ...Store The riotously funny Suzi Ruffell is your host at the Comedy Store, where she is joined by the amazing Brennan Reece, the hugely funny Rosie Jones, and the joyous Lauren Pattison. (S5, E05) 
23:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race The queens must create fairytale drag princesses, and transform themselves into sassy sidekicks. With guest judges Todrick Hall and Cheyenne Jackson (American Horror Story). (S9, E03) 
00:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! After a fairy tale runway fit for a princess, the queens untuck backstage and ki-ki about who they'd "kai-kai" with. (S9, E03) 
00:35Impractical Jokers: Season 5 The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dressed up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake! (S5, E11) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Vying for Attention Will's mum comes to visit with her new boyfriend but Will has problems with sharing his mum with another man. (S2, E21) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Aunt Who Came to Dinner Aunt Helen arrives unexpectedly and upsets Will and Carlton's plans for a rendezvous with two gorgeous French women and the parents' plans for a Jazz Festival. (S2, E22) 
02:00South Park Naughty Ninjas When Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy there's some major consequences. The boys are playing ninja in Shi Tpa Town but get mistaken for some other black clad baddies... (S19, E07) 
02:30South Park Sponsored Content Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology. Meanwhile, Presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news. (S19, E08) 
03:00South Park Truth and Advertising Jimmy does his best to discover living ad Leslie's plan. Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner, and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable. (S19, E09) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is author Omarosa Manigault Newman, promoting her new book "UNHINGED: An Insider's Account of the Trump White House". 
03:50The Cleveland Show Hustle 'N' Bros: When Donna's ex-husband, Robert crashes Freight Train's birthday party and upstages Cleveland's gift for him, he adopts Robert and he and Cleveland become brothers. (S4, E07) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Girlfriend Francis has to spend a few days in a county jail and enjoys it more than he expected. Malcolm finds himself with a girlfriend, which only adds to his social anxiety. (S3, E04) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Charity When Lois forces the boys into community service to build character, they quickly find a money making opportunity. Meanwhile, Francis finally reaches his destination in Alaska. (S3, E05) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.