This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, November 16 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air She Ain't Heavy Will has a blind date and likes the girl, Dee Dee (Queen Latifah), a lot, but her weight is an obstacle to him when it comes to asking her for the school dance. (S2, E08) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cased Up Hilary finally meets the man Uncle Phil has wanted her to date, Eric. All is going well until there is a small car accident caused by Will's new car... (S2, E09) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Return of the Wall Jay's overbearing competitive streak returns once again when she becomes the coach of Kady's soccer team, but quickly gets replaced by Michael! (S2, E21) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Working Relationship Jay's feeling bored ever since she was fired. She can't think of anything else to do around the house, and won't let Michael watch the Jordan game. (S2, E22) 
10:00Friends: Season 8 The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
10:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 5 The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dressed up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake! (S5, E11) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. For the show's three year anniversary, the guys look back at some never before seen footage. (S5, E12) 
13:55Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
14:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
15:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
15:30Friends: Season 9 The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
16:00The Office (U.S.) The Convention Michael and Dwight leave for a convention in Philadelphia, where they meet Josh, the manager of Dunder-Mifflin Stamford, and Jim. Michael feels threatened by Josh. (S3, E02) 
16:30The Office (U.S.) The Coup Michael's managerial tactics lead Angela and Dwight to conspire to take Michael's job. Meanwhile at Dunder Mifflin Stamford, Josh's managerial tactics include playing Call of Duty. (S3, E03) 
16:55Friends: Season 9 The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
17:25Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
17:55Friends: Season 9 The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
18:35Friends: Season 9 The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
19:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
19:35Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
20:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Shannon and Katrina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E07) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
22:00South Park: Season 22 Dead Kids Sharon is overreacting to everything these days (including school shootings!) and Randy can't cope. Meanwhile, Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test... and blames Token. (S22, E01) 
22:30South Park: Season 22 A Boy And A Priest A special relationship develops between Butters and the Parish Priest. So when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Church. (S22, E02) 
23:00South Park: Season 22 The Problem With A Poo Mr. Hankey creates a poopstorm on Twitter! His behaviour puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant - Kyle to the rescue! (S22, E03) 
23:30South Park: Season 22 Tegridy Farms Kyle is shocked to discover Butters is selling all kinds of fruity-flavoured vapes to the kindergarten kids. Randy is sick of city life - only hemp farming can cure this! (S22, E04) 
00:00South Park: Season 22 The Scoots This year, a revolution in mobility is changing Halloween for everyone. Chaos erupts, as every kid is out on a candy harvesting rampage - can Mr Mackey and Kenny save the day? (S22, E05) 
00:30South Park: Season 22 Time to Get Cereal (1): When an animal rampage leads to dead children in town, the boys realise they need Al Gore's help; but does his solution (involving a certain big red guy) go too far? (S22, E06) 
01:00South Park: Season 22 Nobody Got Cereal? (2): The boys break out of jail and try to work out who made the deal with ManBearPig? Satan steps up to help the boys, but when "Should We Start To Worry?". (S22, E07) 
01:30The Office (U.S.) The Convention Michael and Dwight leave for a convention in Philadelphia, where they meet Josh, the manager of Dunder-Mifflin Stamford, and Jim. Michael feels threatened by Josh. (S3, E02) 
02:05The Office (U.S.) The Coup Michael's managerial tactics lead Angela and Dwight to conspire to take Michael's job. Meanwhile at Dunder Mifflin Stamford, Josh's managerial tactics include playing Call of Duty. (S3, E03) 
02:30South Park Free Willzyx The boys are tricked into believing the killer whale at Sea Park is from the moon. How will Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government and their skateboards help to free him? (S9, E13) 
03:00Gary And His Demons Gary and His Vacation / Gary and His Brother: Will Hanley being ripped open by a demon ruin Gary's vacation? Then Gary tries helping his brother with his marriage problems. (S1, E06) 
03:25The Cleveland Show A Short Story and a Tall Tale Cleveland gets in trouble after heckling the players at the NBA All Star Game, and Rallo makes friends with adult little person. (S2, E13) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Joining Trevor tonight is Democrat Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand talking about her new book "Bold & Brave: Ten Heroes Who Won Women the Right to Vote", and Tessa Thompson talking about new movie "Creed II". 
04:15Gilmore Girls Lorelai? Lorelai? Rory stresses out as graduation approaches, which leads to a day of eating and shopping with Lorelai. Later, with Luke in tow, the Gilmores hit the bars. (S7, E20) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.