This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, November 18 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle One Kid At A Time Frankie and Mike give each child a day alone with them so each child can get their undivided attention, but the plan meets with mixed results. (S4, E12) 
08:35The Middle The Friend Frankie intervenes behind Mike's back to make him a new friend, Brick helps Axl pretend to be smart, and Sue's Wrestler-ettes have a showdown with the real cheerleaders. (S4, E13) 
09:00The Middle Role of a Lifetime: Brick decides to join the school orchestra in an attempt to play the field and find himself a new girlfriend, meanwhile it's Mike and Frankie's 25th wedding anniversary. (S9, E05) 
09:30Life In Pieces Babe Secret Phone Germs Matt and Colleen are caught canoodling at the office by their obnoxious co-worker, Jen and Greg vow not to become germaphobes, and John buys Sophia a cell phone. (S1, E05) 
10:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give a corporate lecture on sensitivity training, pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street. (S3, E05) 
10:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
11:30Takeshi's Castle The guards stand to attention on slippery wall as another group of contestants attempt to reach the castle. With Honeycomb and Sumo also in their way, who will make it to the final attack? (S1, E04) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Graduation (Part 2): Junior finally graduates, and his parents give him a trip to Japan as a gift and as a way to separate Junior and Vanessa, who are planning to move in together... (S3, E27) 
12:30My Wife And Kids From Dummy to Daddy Michael is shocked to learn Junior is going to be a father, and reluctantly gives him a job - only to sack him on his first day for turning up late and working badly. (S4, E01) 
13:00My Wife And Kids The Sweet Hairafter Michael's friend has a hair-growth pill that makes him paranoid. Once Michael starts to take the pills, he displays the same symptoms. (S4, E02) 
13:30My Wife And Kids Jr. Executive: Michael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do menial jobs around Kyle Trucking. (S4, E03) 
14:00Friends The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
14:30Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
15:00Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
15:30Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
16:00Friends The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
16:30Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
17:00Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
17:30Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
18:00Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging Film 14-year-old Georgia is completely besotted with 'Stiff Dylans' band hottie Robbie. She keeps a diary about the ups and downs of being a teenager, including the things she learns about kissing. (2008) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The jokers are in Orlando for a supersized episode, upping their antics to a whole new state. Tonight's loser goes from spider hero to barnyard zero while performing for a huge audience. (S10, E13) 
21:00Live At The Apollo Tonight's host at The Apollo is Paralympics commentator Adam Hills. Actress, playwright, and stand-up Andi Osho and former goalkeeper (and EastEnders star!) Terry Alderton join him. (S9, E04) 
22:00Lip Sync Battle Actor Don Cheadle, acclaimed for his work on "House of Lies", among others, squares off with wildly successful comedian Wanda Sykes. (S3, E08) 
22:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Harry and Leah will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E07) 
23:00The Roast Of Justin Bieber Join us for the roast of everyone's favourite delinquent pop star, Justin Bieber! Kevin Hart is Roast Master as the likes of Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, and Shaquille O'Neal make our little buddy squirm! 
01:00Chris Ramsey's Stand Up... ...Central. Live from Camden's Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by northerner Jason Cook and Virtually Famous' Ellie Taylor. (S1, E08) 
01:30Rick and Morty Rick Potion #9 Rick provides Morty with a love potion to get Jessica. The serum backfires & Rick's attempt to fix things creates Cronenberg inspired monsters. (S1, E06) 
02:00South Park Moss Piglets It's Jimmy & Timmy vs. Nathan & Mimsy at the upcoming Special Ed Science Fair, but things soon go to a whole other level! Meanwhile, Heidi undergoes a horrible transformation. (S21, E08) 
02:30Legends of Chamberlain... ...Heights. Legends of Lock Up: The guys wind up in the penal system after trying to impress a group of girls with their criminal behaviour. (S2, E10) 
03:00TripTank Ricky the Rocketship helps out with a school pageant, Bethiffer applies for jobs at the mall, and Roy becomes obsessed with a new dating app. (S2, E06) 
03:25Bob's Burgers Secret Admiral-irer Tina volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge, where her ideas of love and romance are tested. Meanwhile, Bob makes some new friends. (S6, E18) 
03:50Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
04:15The Middle The Smile Axl waits to find out if he's been accepted into college, Sue tries to prove that smiling is contagious, and Brick tries to get his parents to buy him an iPad. (S4, E14) 
04:35The Middle Valentine's Day IV Axl finds a way to make money from Valentine's Day breakups, Sue gets a surprise date for the dance, and Frankie gets in trouble for throwing away Brick's art. (S4, E15) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.