This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, April 26 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Princess Dr. Cox weaves a bedtime fairy tale for his son. Starring Princess Elliot, the Janitor as the Giant, Turk & Carla are a two-headed witch, and J.D. as the village Idiot. (S7, E11) 
08:35Scrubs My Jerks The sexy but unethical Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) shakes things up at Sacred Heart, J.D. struggles to teach the new interns, and Carla helps Elliot put her ego in check. (S8, E01) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 2): The Inside Probe investigation continues, revealing the final fate of Ernie and uncovering surprising new revelations... Geraldo Rivera guest stars. (S4, E26) 
09:30My Name Is Earl Dodge's Dad Under pressure, Joy reveals that Little Chubby - the richest businessman in Camden - is Dodge's real dad. Earl tries to get Little Chubby to do his duty to Dodge. Series finale. (S4, E27) 
10:00Gilmore Girls Rory's Dance Rory asks Dean to accompany her to a formal dance at Chilton, but the lovely evening is spoiled when they fall asleep together after the dance, leading to a fight... (S1, E09) 
11:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
11:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
12:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
12:30Friends: Season 1 The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) 
14:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
14:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
15:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
15:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets a Job Phil mistakes Will for Carlton accidentally several times and offers to pay for Will's Homecoming, causing Will to become paranoid that he is becoming exactly like Carlton. (S2, E03) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air PSAT Pstory Will and Carleton take the PSATs with surprising results, while Geoffrey is up for his annual raise - what will happen if he doesn't get one? (S2, E04) 
17:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
17:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
18:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
18:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
19:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
19:30Friends: Season 3 The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
20:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
20:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
21:00Step Brothers Film When lazy, unemployed Brennan's (Will Ferrell) mother and lazy, unemployed Dale's (John C. Reilly) father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' worlds upside down. (2008) 
23:00New: Teachers Dosey Don't Ms. Bennigan is worried that Hot Dad is back together with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Ms. Snap uses the school dance to impress a famous radio host. (S2, E11) 
23:30New: Teachers Passive Eggressive A trip to the gynaecologist sends Ms. Watson and her ticking biological clock into a tailspin, while Ms. Cannon and Ms. Snap prepare for the dreaded standardised testing. (S2, E12) 
00:00The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey welcomes Made in Chelsea's Jamie Laing, comedian Joel Dommett and Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt to his basement this week for some daft games and ludicrous challenges! (S2, E09) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new. Joining Trevor tonight is Ricardo Rossell?, Democrat Governor for Puerto Rico, and Christina Hendricks (Joan in "Mad Men"), talking about her new crime comedy-drama "Good Girls". 
01:30South Park Terrance and Phillip - Behind The Blow: The boys face death at the hands of some unhinged environmentalists unless they can re-unite Terrance & Phillip for a show at Earth Day Festival! (S5, E05) 
02:00South Park Proper Condom Use After Cartman and Stan play "red rocket" with their dogs, their parents decide it's time for some school sex education. What the school provides creates worse problems! (S5, E07) 
02:30South Park Towelie Stan's mother buys the boys a console called The Okama Gamesphere but it is stolen whilst they are at school. To get it back they must help a talking towel take on the government! (S5, E08) 
03:00South Park Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants The boys send $1 to Afghan children and receive a goat back. When they try to return it an adventure ensues! First episode to air after 9/11. (S5, E09) 
03:25South Park How To Eat With Your Butt It's school photo time. Kenny decides to play a prank by wearing his parka upside down and revealing his buttocks. Cartman decides to take it a step further. (S5, E10) 
03:50Rick and Morty Meeseeks And Destroy Rick provides the family with a solution to their problems, freeing him up to go on an adventure led by Morty. (S1, E05) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Media Room Slash Dungeon Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan sleeps with behaves oddly the next morning. Jeanene Garofalo guest-stars. (S5, E02) 
04:35Two And A Half Men City of Great Racks Charlie and Linda's relationship is getting serious but Charlie has trouble trying to forget Rose and sees her everywhere he turns. Time for a visit to London town... (S5, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.