This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, November 17 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Test Axl hasn't studied for his PSATs, much to the dismay of Frankie, who fears for her son's future. Meanwhile, Sue tries out for cheerleading, and Mike tries to toughen up Brick. (S3, E05) 
08:35The Middle Bad Choices Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of home ownership for an apartment, Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test, Sue puts together a skit, & Brick quotes Shakespeare. (S3, E06) 
09:00The Middle Halloween II When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns for advice to a stunned Mike. Meanwhile, Frankie takes Brick's social skills group trick-or-treating. (S3, E07) 
09:30The Middle Heck's Best Thing Frankie and Mike worry that Axl will jeopardize his chances of winning a college athletic scholarship. Sue and Brick text with a phone belonging to their Aunt Edie. (S3, E08) 
10:00Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
10:30Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
11:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
11:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
12:00Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
12:30Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as advertising executives pitching ideas, work as custodians at a mall food court, and test themselves with the terrifying "Wheel of Doom." (S3, E14) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
13:55Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
14:25Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
14:50Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
15:30Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
16:00My Wife And Kids He's Having a Baby Michael tries to teach Junior a lesson in parenting when he gives him a balloon to take care of. Meanwhile, Jay teaches Kady about the birds and the bees. (S4, E06) 
16:30My Wife And Kids The Funeral The Kyles are willing to support Michael's inconsolable employee, Larry, who can't get over losing his 103-year-old grandmother. But Larry goes overboard at the funeral... (S4, E07) 
17:00Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
17:30Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
18:00Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
18:30Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
18:55Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
19:30Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Harry and Leah will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E07) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The jokers are in Orlando for a supersized episode, upping their antics to a whole new state. Tonight's loser goes from spider hero to barnyard zero while performing for a huge audience. (S10, E13) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
22:00New: South Park Moss Piglets It's Jimmy & Timmy vs. Nathan & Mimsy at the upcoming Special Ed Science Fair, but things soon go to a whole other level! Meanwhile, Heidi undergoes a horrible transformation. (S21, E08) 
22:30New: Rick and Morty Rick Potion #9 Rick provides Morty with a love potion to get Jessica. The serum backfires & Rick's attempt to fix things creates Cronenberg inspired monsters. (S1, E06) 
23:00New: TripTank Ricky the Rocketship helps out with a school pageant, Bethiffer applies for jobs at the mall, and Roy becomes obsessed with a new dating app. (S2, E06) 
23:30New: Legends of Chamberlain... ...Heights. Legends of Lock Up: The guys wind up in the penal system after trying to impress a group of girls with their criminal behaviour. (S2, E10) 
00:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as advertising executives pitching ideas, work as custodians at a mall food court, and test themselves with the terrifying "Wheel of Doom." (S3, E14) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Jordan Peele (of Key & Peele fame) talking about the horror movie he wrote/directed, and was released to much acclaim earlier this year, 'Get Out'. 
01:30South Park Die Hippie, Die Cartman runs a 'pest control' service to rid the town of hippies and is soon arrested, but when a plague of hippies invades South Park the town turn to him and his methods. (S9, E02) 
02:00South Park Wing The boys become talent agents to make an easy buck. They take on a Chinese lady named Wing and are soon confronted by the Chinese mafia, looking for a slice of the action. Fight! (S9, E03) 
02:30South Park Best Friends Forever Kenny is in a coma. Cartman wants life-support turned off so he can get his PSP. But Kenny's spirit is leading the armies of heaven against the demons of hell! (S9, E04) 
03:00South Park The Losing Edge The boys are bored of playing baseball, and concoct a plan to lose the big play-off game. Randy trains hard to become the biggest drunken jackass at each match. (S9, E05) 
03:25South Park The Death of Eric Cartman Everyone decides to ignore Cartman! He is convinced he is dead and must find peace by making amends for his past sins. Will Butters' 'psychic ability' help him? (S9, E06) 
03:50South Park Erection Day Jimmy is worried that his constant erection may stop him winning the South Park Elementary Talent Show. Solution? Intercourse with the delectable Nut-Gobbler might just do it. (S9, E07) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Alan is forced to leave Jake in Charlie's irresponsible hands and hope that his brother can remember to pick his son up from school. (S2, E16) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! Charlie refuses to use Alan's skills as a chiropractor when he injures his back, so it's off to the hospital they go and into the care of a familiar beautiful doctor. (S2, E17) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.