This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, January 15 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Sorry Not Sorry Brick witnesses Mike and Frankie fighting under stress when the pipes in the basement suddenly burst. He asks Sue and Axl to give their parents an intervention. (S8, E14) 
08:35The Middle Dental Hijinks Mike does all he can to avoid getting a tooth problem fixed, which includes a series of lies to keep Frankie at bay. Sue decides to pursue Tyler, the golf cart guy on campus. (S8, E15) 
09:00The Middle Swing and A Miss Lexie spends Spring Break with the Hecks and confesses to Sue that she has a crush on Axl. The quarry softball team is on a losing streak, so Mike hires a ringer. (S8, E16) 
09:30The Middle Exes and Ohhhs Axl runs into nearly all his ex's whilst at a party, including Devin Levin, Cassidy and even Weird Ashley. Hutch tells Axl that the universe is trying to tell him something. (S8, E17) 
10:00Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
10:30Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
11:00Friends The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
11:30Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
12:00Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
12:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
14:00Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
14:30Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
15:00Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
15:30Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
16:00Scrubs My First Day (Pilot): It's John "J.D." Dorian's first day as an intern at Sacred Heart Hospital and he soon learns that his medical training hasn't prepared him for the real thing. (S1, E01) 
16:30Scrubs My Mentor J.D. struggles with a patient who refuses to quit smoking. Meanwhile, Turk desperately tries to impress Carla with some machismo in a bid to gain a date with her. (S1, E02) 
17:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
17:30Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
18:00Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
18:30Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
19:00Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
19:30Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
20:00Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
20:30Friends The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
21:00New: Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; The Queen joining Twitter, David Cameron vs Barack Obama, and sheep on drugs. (S9, E02) 
21:358 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Josie Long, Jamelia, Mark Watson and Claudia Winkleman. (S8, E03) 
22:00New: Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Allen vs. Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang vs. Ed Gamble. (S1, E01) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers The guys put the nasty in "namaste" when they lead meditations that leave their victims with a lot to think about. Tonight's big loser gets boxed in with the very first 24-hour punishment. (S10, E15) 
23:00New: Impractical Jokers The jokers get snap happy posing as fashion photographers, giving confused models little reason to smile. And it's three's company when all but one of the guys are faced with a punishment. (S10, E16) 
23:30The Cleveland Show A Cleveland Brown Christmas Cleveland gets drunk as a Santa Claus and shatters Rallo's Christmas by telling him that his biological father is a deadbeat. (S1, E09) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Field of Streams Cleveland convinces Junior to play for the high school baseball team, but can't hide his embarrassment after he finds out that he is terrible. (S1, E10) 
00:30Da Ali G Show Ali G visits the United Nations where he interviews Boutros Boutros-Ghali, he also leads a roundtable discussion on religion, and Borat provides a guide to etiquette. (S2, E02) 
01:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Allen vs. Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang vs. Ed Gamble. (S1, E01) 
01:30South Park Here Comes The Neighbourhood Token is picked on for being rich so decides to market the town as a millionaire's playground - cue Will Smith and Snoop Dogg moving in! Class war follows! (S5, E12) 
02:00South Park Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
02:30The Cleveland Show A Cleveland Brown Christmas Cleveland gets drunk as a Santa Claus and shatters Rallo's Christmas by telling him that his biological father is a deadbeat. (S1, E09) 
03:00The Cleveland Show Field of Streams Cleveland convinces Junior to play for the high school baseball team, but can't hide his embarrassment after he finds out that he is terrible. (S1, E10) 
03:25South Park Butters' Very Own Episode: Butters' mum asks him to spy on his dad, however what he discovers leaves Mrs Stoch acting slightly unhinged. Will this be the end of our lil blonde haired buddy? (S5, E14) 
03:50South Park Jared Has Aides Jared's weight loss aides aren't the "AIDS" everyone thinks they are - bring on the torches and pitchforks! Jared is in one heap of trouble! Butters has some diet issues. (S6, E01) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Help Daddy Find His Toenail Charlie and Linda attend a function crowning Linda judge of the year, but a pill Charlie takes makes him act crazy. Jake sneaks out to attend a rock concert. (S5, E06) 
04:35Two And A Half Men The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room: Charlie and Alan have a dispute about Alan's role in the house, leading to Alan and Jake moving in with his mother. Teddy and Evelyn aren't happy. (S5, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.