This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, October 17 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Look Who's Not talking: Axl refuses to talk to Frankie after she reveals her true feelings about April. Meanwhile, Brick develops a quirky new tick and Brad surprises Sue. (S8, E07) 
08:35The Middle Trip and Fall Rita Glossner takes Frankie on a road trip. In the meantime, Mike takes a fall at the quarry and Sue tries to get Axl to end his estrangement with the family. (S8, E08) 
09:00The Middle Escape Orson The Hecks find themselves spending New Year's Day attempting to stave off a zombie apocalypse in the Orson Escape Room, while trying to beat the Donohue's record time. (S8, E10) 
09:30The Middle Hoosier Maid Frankie wins a month's worth of free maid service, and she is ecstatic! Meanwhile, Mike and Rusty look into assisted living facilities for their father. (S8, E11) 
10:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
10:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
11:00Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
11:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
12:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
12:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
14:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
14:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
15:00Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
15:30Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Road Trip A family outing to see Paul Revere's house in honour of his birthday turns into a nightmare road trip when Jay and Claire get PMS and make the trip unbearable for everybody. (S2, E15) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Table for Too Many (Part 1): Michael gets to the gas station and has to wait forever. Irritated, he gets home to watch the Michael Jordan game, but Jay says they're going out for dinner. (S2, E16) 
17:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
17:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
18:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
18:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
19:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
19:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
20:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
20:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
21:00New: The Middle Vive La Hecks Axl returns home from his summer trip to Europe, sporting a man-bun and embracing a new, chill European outlook on life. (S9, E01) 
21:30New: Life In Pieces Pilot As the Short family's lives unfold in four brief stories each week, they try to savor the moments that add up to what life's all about. Colin Hanks stars. (S1, E01) 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle "Orange is the New Black" co-stars Laverne Cox and Samira Wiley hold nothing back in the LSB arena. They both give exceptional performances, and even welcome some very special guests... (S3, E03) 
22:30Lip Sync Battle: Broad City Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! In this episode 'Broad City' stars Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer go head-to-head. (S1, E15) 
23:00New: Broad City Sliding Doors In a flashback, Abbi and Ilana cross paths for the first time and spend the day together -- or don't. (S4, E01) 
23:30Bad Education School Trip Alfie's class are sent on Rosie's trip to a combined petting zoo and ink museum. Alfie's upset as Rosie has a date later that day but things get worse when the bus gets lost in the woods! 
00:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:30South Park: Goes Gaming Informative Murder Porn Stan is shocked to discover his parents watching 'murder porn' - time for the children of South Park to teach their parents a thing or two about morals! (S17, E02) 
02:00South Park: Goes Gaming Grounded Vindaloop Butters becomes convinced he is in an Oculus Rift virtual reality world thanks to Cartman - but who's really tricking who? Best ask the customer service call centre. (S18. E07) 
02:30South Park: Goes Gaming Guitar Queer-o Stan & Kyle are set to hit big time with their skills on computer game Guitar Hero. Their manager convinces Stan that Kyle is holding him back. Will the "band" break up? (S11, E13) 
03:00South Park: Goes Gaming Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys are all shades of mad when a 'griefer' repeatedly kills them in an online game. Some serious training is in order so they can defeat him and play the game! (S10, E08) 
03:25South Park: Goes Gaming Best Friends Forever Kenny is in a coma. Cartman wants life-support turned off so he can get his PSP. But Kenny's spirit is leading the armies of heaven against the demons of hell! (S9, E04) 
03:50South Park: Goes Gaming Chinpokomon Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, a cartoon called Chinpokomon - but what is the secret plan behind the show's anti-American sentiments...? (S3, E11) 
04:15Two And A Half Men My Bodacious Vidalia Alan is still down in the dumps after his split from Lyndsey, so Walden decides its 'makeover' time - with interesting results... Starring Ashton Kutcher. (S10, E22) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped Walden meets a hot 23 year-old (Hilary Duff), but it's her grandmother that intrigues him more... Jake pays Alan a visit, and has some big news. Season finale. (S10, E23) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.