This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, February 17 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
08:35Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
09:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
09:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
10:00Bring It On: Fight to the Finish Film Lina (Christina Milian) must move in with her wealthy stepfather and transfer from a public high school to an exclusive prep school. She joins the pathetic junior varsity cheerleading squad. (2009) 
12:05Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. A gunslinger takes aim at contestants as they run through the Qualifer. (S5, E24) 
13:00Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Film Two seemingly dumb teens, Bill (Alex Winter) and Ted (Keanu Reeves), set off on a quest through time to prepare the ultimate historical presentation with the help of a time machine. (1989) 
14:55Friends: The Flashbacks The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
15:30Friends: The Flashbacks The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
16:00Friends: The Flashbacks The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
16:30Friends: The Flashbacks The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
17:00Friends: The Flashbacks The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
17:30Friends: The Flashbacks The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
18:00Friends: The Flashbacks The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
18:30Friends: The Flashbacks The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
19:00Friends: The Flashbacks The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
19:30Friends: The Flashbacks The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
19:55Friends: The Flashbacks The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
20:25Friends: The Flashbacks The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
21:00Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Film When Lou (Rob Corddry), who has become the "father of the Internet", is shot by an unknown assailant, Nick (Craig Robinson) and Jacob fire up the time machine again to save their friend. (2015) 
22:55Time Traveling Bong Chapter 1 - The Beginning: Jeff and Sharee's ("Broad City"'s Ilana Glazer) first foray into time travel lands them in colonial Salem, where the citizens accuse Sharee of witchcraft. (S1, E01) 
23:30Time Traveling Bong Chapter 2 - The Middle: Jeff and Sharee experience caveman life, rescue slaves in the Antebellum South, and face an ethical dilemma when they encounter a young Michael Jackson. (S1, E02) 
00:00Time Traveling Bong Chapter 3 - The End...? After a scarring experience at an Ancient Greek *rgy, Jeff and Sharee find themselves trapped in the dystopian future. Series finale. (S1, E03) 
00:30Broad City Make The Space Ilana discovers a terrifying secret about Jaimé. Abbi tries to make the jump from sweater folder to window artist at Anthropologie. (S5, E04) 
01:05Bob's Burgers Live and Let Fly The children discover the dangers of revenge when they become entangled in a sibling rivalry between two pilots after trying to get back at their guidance counsellor. (S9, E05) 
01:30South Park Chinpokomon Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, a cartoon called Chinpokomon - but what is the secret plan behind the show's anti-American sentiments...? (S3, E11) 
02:00South Park Hooked on Monkey Fonics The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee - but where do m**********g monkeys fit into this?!? (S3, E12) 
02:30South Park Starvin' Marvin In Space: Marvin is back! He and the boys travel around the world in an alien spaceship on a food-gathering mission, hotly pursued by the CIA and Sally Struthers. (S3, E13) 
03:00South Park The Red Badge of Gayness Cartman bets the boys he can win a Civil War re-enactment leading the Confederates. When things don't go to plan it's time for a booze fuelled rampage! (S3, E14) 
03:25South Park Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics: Join Mr Hankey as he hosts his own variety show from infront of the fire in his sewer home. Features unusual holiday songs such as "Christmas Time In Hell". (S3, E15) 
03:50South Park Are You There God, It's Me Jesus Cartman claims to be going through puberty, making the boys jealous, and Jesus promises a New Year's Eve spectacle - so books Rod Stewart to play Las Vegas! (S3, E16) 
04:15Scrubs My No Good Reason (part 1): Nurse Roberts and Dr. Cox debate whether or not "everything happens for a reason". J.D. and Turk try to forget that the Turks' new nanny is smoking hot. (S6, E14) 
04:35Scrubs Their Story In a unique twist, J.D. turns his narrating duties over to Ted, Todd and Jordan as this episode focuses on the lives of the supporting players at Sacred Heart. (S6, E17) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.