This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, November 15 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Guess Who's Coming to Marry? Tensions spill over just before the wedding of Will's Aunt Janice when Will's mom meets Janice's intended, who is a white man. (S2, E06) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Big Four-Oh Vivian has a mid-life crisis after her 40th birthday party and decides to pursue her old dream of becoming a dancer. (S2, E07) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Failure to Communicate Michael's parents come to visit him, but Michael is worried about the way they treat each other and how that is reflecting on his own children. (S2, E19) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Papa Said Knock You Out Michael freaks out when he spots a gray hair, but not on his head. (S2, E20) 
10:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
10:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. While visiting the Lone Star State, the Jokers teach classes at a dude ranch, sell cowboy boots, and wear blacked-out sunglasses. (S5, E09) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
16:00The Office (U.S.) Casino Night Michael organizes a casino night for charity, but inadvertently invites two dates, his boss Jan Levinson and his realtor Carol. Jim reveals to Pam that he is in love with her. (S2, E22) 
16:35The Office (U.S.) Gay Witch Hunt Months have passed. Jim has transferred to a different branch, and Pam has broken off her engagement with Roy. Michael learns that Oscar is gay, and accidentally outs him. (S3, E01) 
17:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
17:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
18:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
18:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
19:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
19:30Friends: Season 9 The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
20:00Friends: Season 9 The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
20:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as receptionists, try not to laugh at ridiculous names given to them on a list, and then compete to give away strange items as a reward for returning their "lost" wallet. (S11, E12) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker's grandma dated a Batman villain? How do you make a vibrating briefcase? And why did the rest of the guys say no to holding Joe's new-born baby girl? (S2, E24) 
22:00New: South Park Time to Get Cereal When an animal rampage leads to dead children in town, the boys realise they need Al Gore's help - but does his solution (involving a certain big red guy) go too far? (S22, E06) 
22:30New: South Park The boys are back as South Park returns with brand new episodes, exclusive to Comedy Central! Season 22 sees the unrivalled comedy still as crude, rude and relevant as ever 
23:00New: Key & Peele Key & Peele attempt to hide in plain sight from a Negro-hunting Nazi, two slaves struggle to get off the auction block, and a pair of thugs encounter a slight complication before a hit. (S1, E03) 
23:30New: Nathan For You Nathan attempts to secure an endorsement deal for a sporting-goods store, and an antique shop learns how to better utilize their "You break it, you buy it" policy. (S3, E03) 
00:00The Office (U.S.) Casino Night Michael organizes a casino night for charity, but inadvertently invites two dates, his boss Jan Levinson and his realtor Carol. Jim reveals to Pam that he is in love with her. (S2, E22) 
00:35The Office (U.S.) Gay Witch Hunt Months have passed. Jim has transferred to a different branch, and Pam has broken off her engagement with Roy. Michael learns that Oscar is gay, and accidentally outs him. (S3, E01) 
01:00New: Gary And His Demons Gary and His Vacation / Gary and His Brother: Will Hanley being ripped open by a demon ruin Gary's vacation? Then Gary tries helping his brother with his marriage problems. (S1, E06) 
01:30Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. This week Suzi Ruffell headlines with support from Rob Auton. (S1, E06) 
02:00South Park Marjorine Cartman is convinced that the girls have a device which can see into the future. The boys come up with a plan to take it. Unfortunately for Butters he's a major part of the plan. (S9, E09) 
02:30South Park Follow That Egg In a bid to prevent Mr. Slave from marrying Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison forces the children to help him in an experiment to prove that gay marriages are unstable. (S9. E10) 
03:00South Park Ginger Kids After giving a hate speech against 'the gingers', Cartman awakens the next day with a case of 'Gingervitus' and soon rallies against the persecution of his fellow red heads. (S9, E11) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Like a Boss Cleveland is upset when Tim gets a promotion over him at Waterman Cable, so he tries to sabotage him. (S2, E12) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Chess Grandmaster, and commentator, Maurice Ashley. 
04:15Gilmore Girls It's Just Like Riding a Bike Lorelai heads to Luke's for her first breakfast there in a while -- overall, it's an awkward experience for them both. (S7, E19) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.