This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, August 21 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Road Trip A family outing to see Paul Revere's house in honour of his birthday turns into a nightmare road trip when Jay and Claire get PMS and make the trip unbearable for everybody. (S2, E15) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Table for Too Many (Part 1): Michael gets to the gas station and has to wait forever. Irritated, he gets home to watch the Michael Jordan game, but Jay says they're going out for dinner. (S2, E16) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air P.S. I Love You: A plain girl at school starts giving Will expensive gifts; Will pretends to like her because he likes the gifts. Philip enters the political race to become a judge. (S3, E06) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Here Comes the Judge Will is arrested for numerous parking tickets he claims he did not get as Philip runs for judge against incumbent Judge Robertson. What does Jazz have to do with it? (S3, E07) 
10:00Scrubs His Story II This episode we see the world from the perspective of Turk - will he mail out his wedding invites? J.D. covers Elliot's stint as the hospital clown with help from the Janitor! (S3, E18) 
10:30Scrubs My Choosiest Choice of All J.D. and Elliot's relationship complicates further with the re-appearance of Sean. Dr. Cox realizes he has a crush on Dr. Miller, and Jordan picks up on it. (S3, E19) 
11:00Friends: Season 1 The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancÚ at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
11:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
12:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
12:30Friends: Season 1 The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Tippecanoe and Taylor, Too Fed up with all the hoops Taylor makes Jackson go through, Jackson decides to run for town selectman with Lorelai and Sookie heading up the campaign. (S5, E04) 
14:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
14:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
15:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
15:30Friends: Season 1 The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
17:00Friends: Season 1 The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
17:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
18:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
18:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
19:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
19:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
20:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
20:30Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
21:00xXx Film Extreme sports athlete Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) is is recruited by NSA Agent Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson) to become a different kind of undercover agent and infiltrate a Russian crime ring. (2002) 
23:30Bad Education After School Clubs Miss Gulliver is holding her book group in the library after school. The group includes her ex-boyfriend Orlando, a doctor, of whom Alfie is very jealous. (S3, E02) 
00:00Suzi Ruffell At The Comedy Store The riotously funny Suzi Ruffell is your host at the prestigious Comedy Store, where she is joined by the amazing Brennan Reece, the hugely funny Rosie Jones, and the joyous Lauren Pattison. (S5, E05) 
00:35Impractical Jokers: Season 6 Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air P.S. I Love You: A plain girl at school starts giving Will expensive gifts; Will pretends to like her because he likes the gifts. Philip enters the political race to become a judge. (S3, E06) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Here Comes the Judge Will is arrested for numerous parking tickets he claims he did not get as Philip runs for judge against incumbent Judge Robertson. What does Jazz have to do with it? (S3, E07) 
02:00South Park Douche and a Danish Gerald unites with the other trolls against Denmark, Cartman and his girlfriend (!) have a plan to reunite the school, and Garrison goes too far at one of his rallies. (S20, E05) 
02:30South Park Fort Collins D***oSchwaggins is shocked to discover the truth behind Gerald's trolling, Randy has trouble with the member berries, and Cartman fears Heidi will discover his dubious past. (S20, E06) 
03:00South Park Oh, Jeez South Park is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the 'Member Berries' unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon. (S20, E07) 
03:25South Park Members Only The President-elect pays South Park a visit and he's got one thing on his mind... revenge. Cartman gets a pang of jealousy, and the Member Berries fiendish plot continues. (S20, E08) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Here Comes the Bribe After Cleveland botches his part during the renewal of their wedding vows, Donna hustles him to marriage counselling. (S4, E09) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Company Picnic (part 2): Reese causes problems, Malcolm gets into trouble with a girl, and Hal finally meets his new boss. Patrick Warburton and Susan Sarandon guest star. (S3, E12) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Reese Drives Reese gets his learner's permit but after a student named Jackie makes him miss his turn for a driving test, he steals the Driver's-Ed car and ends up in a chase with the cops. (S3, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.