This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, June 29 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
08:35The Middle Get Your Business Done Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets, Axl gets crushed by Brick at Air Hockey, and Sue starts a babysitting service. (S3, E20) 
09:00The Middle The Guidance Counsellor Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counsellor (Whoopi Goldberg). Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself. (S3, E21) 
09:30The Middle The Clover Brick believes that a four-leaf clover he found is bringing bad luck, Axl is shocked when his jock friend asks Sue to the prom, and Frankie tries to find Aunt Edie a care giver. (S3, E22) 
10:00Gilmore Girls I Solemnly Swear Emily is being sued by a maid for wrongful termination and asks Lorelai to attest to her character. Francie manages to come between Paris and Rory. (S3, E11) 
11:00Friends: Season 3 The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
11:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
12:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
12:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Wedding Show (Psyche!): Feeling that their opinions and feelings are being ignored, Will and Lisa run off to Las Vegas to get married. Isaac Hayes guest stars. (S5, E18) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Slum Like It... Not! Will talks Philip into buying Jazz's apartment building. The state of the building however is not what they expected and things soon turn awry. (S5, E19) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 10 Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
15:00Friends: Season 3 The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
15:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
16:00Friends: Season 3 The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
16:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
17:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
17:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
18:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
18:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
19:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
19:30Friends: Season 4 The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
20:00Live At The Apollo Ventriloquist Nina Conti is our host tonight at The Apollo. Joining her are Irishman Jimeoin and Rob Beckett. (S9, E06) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Hawaii Special Sal, Murr, Joe and Q say "aloha" in a fun Hawaiian episode! The future looks hazy when the guys pose as fortune tellers and practice indecent proposals at a romantic waterfall. (S10, E14) 
22:00Lee Evans: Monsters Lee's manic energy, uncanny observations, hilarious delivery and side-splitting material have made him a must-see for comedy fans worldwide and Monsters sees Lee back doing what he does best! 
23:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Allen vs. Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang vs. Ed Gamble. (S1, E01) 
23:30Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Joe Lycett vs. Nick Helm and Desiree Burch vs. Daniel Sloss. (S1, E02) 
00:00New: Bordertown Viva Coyote When the Department of Homeland Security moves El Coyote to the #1 spot on its "Most Wanted" list, Bud and Barracuda both set out to catch him. (S1, E13) 
00:30Nathan For You Toy Company / Movie Theatre: Nathan markets an unappealing children's toy, devises a way to shame people who share their movie snacks and pitches a reality show. (S2, E08) 
01:00Corporate Weekend John pressures Jake and Matt into helping him move a grandfather clock in his apartment, sabotaging their weekend plans. (S1, E09) 
01:30Rick and Morty Total Rickall The Smith house is locked down after parasites threaten to take over the world by implanting fake memories. (S2, E04) 
02:00South Park Quest For Ratings When the gang's school news programme trails far behind Craig's show, "Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens", they pledge to boost their ratings - how far will they go? (S8, E11) 
02:30South Park Stupid Spoiled Wh**e Video Playset Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park, corrupting the town's girls in the process. It's up to Mr Slave to put things right - time for a "Wh**e off!" (S8, E12) 
03:00South Park Cartman's Incredible Gift Cartman jumps off his roof while wearing cardboard wings and ends up in a coma. When he awakens he believes he has psychic powers - and the police believe it too! (S8, E13) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is author Darnell Moore, talking about her new book "No Ashes in the Fire: Coming of Age Black & Free in America". 
03:50The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
04:15Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
04:35Impractical Jokers: Season 10 Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.