This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Sunday : Monday : Tuesday : Wednesday : Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday

Listings for Paramount on Sunday, September 29 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: 25 Years The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
08:35Friends: 25 Years The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
09:00Friends: 25 Years The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
09:25Friends: 25 Years The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
10:35Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Are any of the Jokers avid skiers? How did the maître d' help out when seating patrons for "Stay for Dinner"? And why did Joe have such a hard time escaping the giant cake in his punishment? (S3, E22) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at the gym. (S12, E06) 
11:35Nacho Libre Film Berated all his life by those around him, Ignacio (Jack Black), or Nacho to his friends, follows his dream and dons a mask to moonlight as a Luchador (Mexican wrestler). (2006) 
13:35Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
14:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 13... 
14:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 12... 
15:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 11... 
15:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 10... 
16:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 9... 
16:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 8... 
17:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 7... 
17:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 6... 
18:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 5... 
19:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 4... 
19:35Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 3... 
20:00Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode To celebrate the show's 25th anniversary, we asked the nation to decide which Friends episode was the funniest! We start our countdown with number 2... 
20:30Friends: Nation's Funniest Episode The wait is finally over! Here is what you voted number 1 as the nation's funniest Friends episode... 
21:00Anger Management Film Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is a mild-mannered businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger-management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor (Jack Nicholson). (2003) 
23:05The Heartbreak Kid Film Eddie (Ben Stiller) marries the beautiful Lila, but she reveals her horrible true nature during their honeymoon. He then meets Miranda (Michelle Monaghan) and is convinced she is his soul mate. (2007) 
01:20South Park The Magic Bush Cartman and Butters spy on Craig's mum using a drone. When the recording they made goes viral on the internet, the people of South Park decide an army of drones is needed! (S18, E05) 
01:50South Park Freemium Isn't Free The Canadian government is making money from a "free" Terrance & Phillip app. No one told Terrance and Phillip! Meanwhile, Randy discovers Stan is addicted to the game! (S18, E06) 
02:25South Park Grounded Vindaloop Butters becomes convinced he is in an Oculus Rift virtual reality world thanks to Cartman - but who's really tricking who? Best ask the customer service call centre. (S18. E07) 
02:50South Park C**k Magic The boys become embroiled in the world of competitive 'Magic: The Gathering' fighting, and things get a little too "hardcore"! Randy shows them another world of magic tricks! (S18, E08) 
03:10South Park #REHASH (1): Kyle is unimpressed with young kids watching others do stuff. Meanwhile, "Lorde" (Randy) is booked to play a concert with Nicki Minaj & Iggy Azalea - can he go through with it? (S18, E09) 
03:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
03:55Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E06) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The Jokers attend a singles night, ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phone, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author, reading an inappropriate story aloud. (S5, E07) 
04:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present footage from the cutting room floor, a challenge that was never aired, and the reaction of someone being pranked. (S5, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.