This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, September 26 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids While Out Kady's at a slumber party and Jay & Michael go out for the night, but because Michael didn't recite the rules 'no friends, no freedom, no fire, no fun', Claire decides to party. (SS4, E10) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Micheal's Band Michael meets Johnny "Saxophone" Jackson, his old classmate. Michael lies about playing piano, and Johnny asks to have Michael sit in with the band. (S4, E11) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Father Knows Best Ashley decides she does not want to attend private school. She enrols in a public school to find out what it is like in the real world. (S5, E07) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Soul Train Philip and Vivian once were on Soul Train and are invited again for a special show. Vivian is very enthusiastic about it, Philip however isn't quite so keen... (S5, E08) 
10:00Scrubs My Transition (part 1): J.D. tries to plan the perfect date for Kim, but Elliot keeps getting in the way. Carla has her baby shower, while two other women also discover they're pregnant... (S5, E24) 
10:30Scrubs My Mirror Image (part 2): J.D. deals with the news that he is going to be a father, Dr. Cox worries about how his anger will affect his offspring, and Elliot gets broody! (S6, E01) 
11:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
11:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
12:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
12:35Friends: Season 9 The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Twenty-One Is the Loneliest Number Since Rory was a tyke, the Gilmore girls have planned her 21st birthday: in Atlantic City, sipping martinis, playing 21. But the estrangement changes it. (S6, E07) 
14:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
14:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
15:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
15:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
17:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
17:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
18:00Friends: Season 9 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
19:00Friends: Season 10 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
19:35Friends: Season 10 The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
20:05Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
20:35Friends: Season 10 The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The guys take out the remote controlled chairs for a spin, team up to work at a virtual reality gaming centre, and attempt to blame strangers for unusual events. (S11, E06) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Who ended up paying for damages when Q smashed a display case during a challenge? And what awkward question was Murr asked by kids at a career day that didn't make it on camera? (S2, E18) 
22:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Love Island takes on I'm A Celeb with Iain Stirling vs. Joel Dommett, also Paul Chowdhry vs. Fin Taylor. (S1, E05) 
22:30New: Jayde Adams At The Comedy... ...Store. Fabulous Jayde Adams hosts a night of comedy at the legendary Comedy Store in London with the marvellous Adam Hess, the wonderfully funny Tom Lucy, and the fantastic Tez Ilyas. (S5, E12) 
23:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race The queens create, write and star in their own TV pilots. Noah Galvin (The Real O'Neals) and QVC queen Lisa Robertson guest judge. Ariana Grande's "Greedy" gets lip-synced. (S9, E09) 
00:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! Watch the queens unwind in the werkroom as they discuss the club kid couture that gave the judges nightlife, plus the television pilots that were sometimes harder for audiences to swallow. (S9, E09) 
00:35Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Father Knows Best Ashley decides she does not want to attend private school. She enrols in a public school to find out what it is like in the real world. (S5, E07) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Soul Train Philip and Vivian once were on Soul Train and are invited again for a special show. Vivian is very enthusiastic about it, Philip however isn't quite so keen... (S5, E08) 
02:00South Park: Ultimate Episodes Ginger Kids After giving a hate speech against 'the gingers', Cartman awakens the next day with a case of 'Gingervitus' and soon rallies against the persecution of his fellow red heads. (S9, E11) 
02:30South Park: Ultimate Episodes Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys are all shades of mad when a 'griefer' repeatedly kills them in an online game. Some serious training is in order so they can defeat him and play the game! (S10, E08) 
03:00South Park: Ultimate Episodes With Apologies to Jessie Jackson Randy faces public ridicule for using the "N" word on live TV. Cartman can't resist teasing a little person who comes to school to teach about prejudice. (S11, E01) 
03:25South Park: Ultimate Episodes Major B**bage The hysterical parents of South Park have another reason to panic after 'cheesing' becomes popular among kids. Kenny becomes addicted to the out-of-this-world hallucinations. (S12, E03) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Victor's Other Family Lois, Reese, Jamie, and Malcolm go to Canada to meet Lois' father's secret family. Everything is fine until Ida arrives, demanding Victor's pension! (S5, E20) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Reese Joins the Army (Part 1): Reese finds out his girlfriend is cheating on him with Malcolm. Distraught, he runs away and joins the Army. Meanwhile, Hal is arrested by the FBI... (S5, E21) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.