This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, July 21 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Fresh Off The Boat Phillip Goldstein Eddie tries to befriend the only other Chinese kid in school, but they have nothing in common; Louis feels betrayed when Mitch accepts a job at the rival Golden Saddle. (S1, E08) 
08:35Life In Pieces Swim Survivor Zen Talk When John decides to try out for "Survivor," Tim gets jealous and attempts to undermine his audition tape. (S2, E07) 
09:00Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a brand new batch of contestants head for the castle. Prepare for slips, trips and a whole bunch of falls as they head up the Slippery Wall and over the Slipway. (S4, E03) 
09:30Takeshi's Castle A new bunch of contestants take on the super- sticky Mud Ball and the slip and slide that is Wet Paint. Who will make it and who will be left stuck in the mud? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S4, E04) 
10:00Scrubs My Own Personal Jesus While toiling in the hospital during the Christmas holiday, the interns experience a loss of faith, but the birth of a child ultimately restores hope to all. (S1, E11) 
10:30Scrubs My Blind Date J.D. and the hospital social worker develop a rapport as he treats her, without him ever seeing her face. Turk and Carla's promising relationship is on the ropes. (S1, E12) 
11:00Friends: Season 6 The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
11:30Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
12:00Friends: Season 6 The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
12:30Friends: Season 6 The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Eat, Spray, Linda It's Linda's birthday, and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues. (S5, E18) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
14:30Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
15:00Friends: Season 6 The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
15:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
16:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
16:30Friends: Season 6 The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
17:00Friends: Season 6 The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
17:35Friends: Season 6 The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
18:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
18:35Friends: Season 6 The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
19:05Hot Shots! Part Deux Film "Rambo" parody in which Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) leads a rescue team into Iraq to save Iraqi war prisoners and all of their previous rescue teams. Miguel Ferrer and Rowan Atkinson feature. (1993) 
21:00There's Something About Mary Film With help from sleazy P.I. Pat Healy (Matt Dillon), angst-driven Ted (Ben Stiller) finds his prom date crush Mary (Cameron Diaz). But Healy decides he wants her for himself... (1998) 
23:30Jason Manford Live Join Jason Manford for a home town performance at the Manchester MEN, as his deadpan, observational style tackles everything from 24-hour supermarket staff to Prince Phillip's racism. 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
01:30Detroiters April in the D: Cramblin Duvet hits a hot streak, and Sam and Tim help Sheila find a lawyer after she gets a DUI. (S2, E01) 
02:00Detroiters Jefferson Porger Tension builds between Sam and Tim after Sam acts in one of their commercials, and Sheila's relationship with Lea becomes strained after she makes an off-colour joke. (S2, E02) 
02:30South Park Medicinal Fried Chicken Cartman is furious to find that his favourite restaurant has been turned into a medical marijuana dispensary. Randy is less disappointed. (S14, E03) 
03:00South Park You Have 0 Friends Against his better judgement Stan joins Facebook and becomes a social networking juggernaut, causing him to be sucked into the website itself - 'Tron' parody ahoy! (S14, E04) 
03:25The Cleveland Show March Dadness Rallo's viewing of Tim Gunn's reality show is interrupted when Cleveland decides to watch the college basketball tournament with Freight Train. (S3, E14) 
03:50The Cleveland Show The Men in Me Cleveland is labelled "The Whitest Black Man in America" after he wins a dance competition for the chance to attend a pop sensation's concert. (S3, E15) 
04:15Scrubs My Balancing Act J.D. and Alex struggle to complete a date due to his unpredictable schedule. Carla and Turk are openly in love with each other, but experience bedroom-related problems. (S1, E13) 
04:35Scrubs My Drug Buddy J.D. falls for a social worker with a bad habit, which threatens his friendship with Elliot. Carla and Dr. Kelso become unlikely friends. (S1, E14) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.