This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, July 27 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must participate in a harrowing race. (S1, E12) 
08:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out which famed actor the guys wanted as the voice of "Impractical Jokers'' and Sal's toughest punishment. (S1, E13) 
08:55Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
09:25Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
09:50Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
10:25Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
10:50Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
11:25Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
11:55Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
13:00Michael McIntyre's Big Show Michael McIntyre presents phenomenal performances from superstar Tinie Tempah, and the acrobatic Peres Brothers Group. An unsuspecting member of the public gets the suprise of their life. (S1, E01) 
13:55Chalet Girl Film While working a job at an exclusive ski resort to support her Dad (Bill Bailey), Kim (Felicity Jones) learns to snowboard and is so good at it that she enters a competition with a cash prize. (2011) 
15:50Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
16:30Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
16:55Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
17:30Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
17:55Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
19:00Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
19:30Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
20:00Michael McIntyre's Big Show Michael McIntyre presents phenomenal performances from superstar Tinie Tempah, and the acrobatic Peres Brothers Group. An unsuspecting member of the public gets the suprise of their life. (S1, E01) 
21:00Just Go With It Film A plastic surgeon (Adam Sandler), romancing a much younger schoolteacher, enlists his assistant (Jennifer Aniston) to pretend to be his soon to be ex-wife, in order to cover up a careless lie. (2011) 
23:15Kevin Hart Live: Laugh At My Pain Kevin Hart reveals his most sordid and personal affairs in this phenomenal stand up performance; from his twenty second 'stamina' to his showdown with Spongebob. 
00:20Lee Evans Live At Wembley Wembley Arena bursts at the seams for another Lee Evans spectacular! He covers getting lost in the car with your wife, annoying caravan owners and the big question; where do women go to pass wind? 
02:50Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Colonists An Azurian orders aliens to colonise Earth and direct their resources toward producing fruit smoothies. Adult animation. (S1, E05) 
03:10Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Confidence Jeff uses an alien device that alters his memories in order to give himself more confidence. Adult animation. (S1, E06) 
03:30Bordertown Groundhog Day As Bud and Janice prepare to consummate their yearly anniversary sex, Maria's sister has a baby, which tips the Mexifornia population from white majority to Latino majority. (S1, E05) 
03:55Bordertown J.C. Strikes: J.C. leads Ernesto's landscaping crew on a strike protesting the poor working conditions. Meanwhile, Bud is stalked by an ostrich that he decides is his "spirit animal". (S1, E06) 
04:15Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must participate in a harrowing race. (S1, E12) 
04:35Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out which famed actor the guys wanted as the voice of "Impractical Jokers'' and Sal's toughest punishment. (S1, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.