This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, April 27 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
08:35Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
09:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
09:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
10:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
10:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
11:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
11:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
12:00Astro Boy Film When an android boy (Freddie Highmore) is rejected by his creator, he goes off on an adventure that will make him the greatest hero of his time. Charlize Theron and Nicolas Cage co-star. (2009) 
13:50Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Wedding Starring Ryan Reynolds. One of Berg, Pete and Sharon's college friends is getting married and they are all invited. Pete takes it badly. (S2, E08) 
14:20Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford Starring Ryan Reynolds. After her announcement that she has feelings for Berg but has a long term boyfriend, Ashley is avoiding Berg. (S2, E09) 
14:50Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Lava, Aaron, and Elliott as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E06) 
15:20Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
15:50Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
16:25Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
16:55Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
17:30Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
17:55Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
19:00Look Who's Talking Film The romantic ups and downs of accountant Mollie (Kirstie Alley) are viewed cynically by a most unusual bystander -- her talking newborn, Mikey (Bruce Willis). Also stars John Travolta. (1989) 
21:00The Lost Boys Film After moving to a new town, teenage brothers Michael (Jason Patric) and Sam (Corey Haim) discover that the area is a haven for vampires. Kiefer Sutherland and Corey Feldman co-star. (1987) 
23:10Disaster Movie Film Attempting to flee man-made and natural disasters, four friends encounter Batman, The Hulk, Indiana Jones, Hannah Montana, Michael Jackson, and rabid chipmunks - can anyone help them?! (2008) 
00:55Ridiculousness On a special episode of Ridiculousness, it's all about the kids! Rob, Steelo and Chanel celebrate the next generation by drinking some "Go Go Juice", and joining "Tyke Club". (S10, ep7) 
01:25Ridiculousness The team is joined by rapper G-Eazy to learn the "Dangers Of Alone Time", get a taste of the riches in "The Almost Good Life", and experience the heartbreak of being "Served A Curve". (S10, ep8) 
01:55Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets blasted into a wall by a fire truck hose; the entire Jackass cast successfully revisits the "Human Slingshot" idea; Steve-O gets his butt cheeks pierced together. 
02:25Jackass Bam Margera and Brandon Dicamillo get double-crossed by the "Jackass" producers during a prank and "arrested" by a fake police officer. Also features beard of leeches and urban sledding. 
02:55Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
03:20Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
03:45Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air To Thine Own Self Be Blue... and Gold: A lifelong friend of Philip's visits the family and tries to persuade Will to do something illegal for him. Carlton and Hilary both try online dating. (S5, E22) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.