This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, November 28 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets Committed Phil and Vivian organize a clean-up effort in the riot-torn remains of their old LA neighbourhood. Vivian acts strange all day, and she finally tells Phil the reason. (S3, E02) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air That's No Lady, That's My Cousin Philip and Vivian tell the family they are expecting a baby. Ashley wants to fit in at a new school so she dresses like the girls Will is interested in. (S3, E03) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Fighting Kyles When Michael and Jay can't stand Junior and Claire screaming at each other anymore, they decide to show the kids how bad they're acting by pretending to fight themselves. (S3, E08) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Sister Story Michael's sister Kelly is coming over for the weekend, which freaks Jay out because every time Kelly comes over she overstays her welcome and always gets on Jay's nerves. (S3, E09) 
10:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
10:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
11:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
11:30Friends: Season 1 The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
12:00Friends: Season 1 The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
12:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 7 Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 7 Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
14:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
14:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
15:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
15:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
16:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
16:30Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
17:00The Office (U.S.) Cocktails The Dunder-Mifflin CFO David Wallace holds a cocktail party at his house, which Jan, Michael, Jim, Karen and Dwight attend. (S3, E18) 
17:30The Office (U.S.) The Negotiation Roy enters the office and attempts to attack Jim, but Dwight's timely intervention with pepper spray saves the day. Jim attempts to thank Dwight for saving him. (S3, E19) 
18:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
18:35Friends: Season 1 The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
19:00Friends: Season 1 The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
19:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Rachel and Aaron will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E09) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Dan and Jade will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E02) 
21:00Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2 Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains the way he treats his daughter's boyfriends! 
22:00New: Rob Delaney's Stand Up... ...Central. Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. This week Joe Wilkinson headlines with support from Adam Hess. (S1, E08) 
22:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Real Housewives of Cheshire's Dawn and Ashley to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S4, E03) 
23:00New: You're the Worst There Is Not Currently A Problem The group tries to get rid of a mouse in Jimmy's house and Gretchen finally opens up to Jimmy. (S2, E07) 
23:30New: You're the Worst Spooky Sunday Funday Jimmy plans a Halloween Sunday Funday to get Gretchen out of her funk, but has Edgar pretend it was his idea. (S2, E08) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Season 7 Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 7 Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
01:00The Office (U.S.) Cocktails The Dunder-Mifflin CFO David Wallace holds a cocktail party at his house, which Jan, Michael, Jim, Karen and Dwight attend. (S3, E18) 
01:30The Office (U.S.) The Negotiation Roy enters the office and attempts to attack Jim, but Dwight's timely intervention with pepper spray saves the day. Jim attempts to thank Dwight for saving him. (S3, E19) 
02:00South Park Imaginationland - Episode III: Stan and Butters are stuck in Imaginationland fighting for their lives, the Pentagon are readying a nuke, but more importantly Cartman wants his b***s sucked! (S11, E12) 
02:35South Park Guitar Queer-o Stan & Kyle are set to hit big time with their skills on computer game Guitar Hero. Their manager convinces Stan that Kyle is holding him back. Will the "band" break up? (S11, E13) 
03:00South Park The List The boys steal a list from the girls which rates their looks from the cutest to the ugliest. Spirits plummet, while for others egos inflate! Can the ghost of Abraham Lincoln help? (S11, E14) 
03:25The Cleveland Show BFFs Cleveland is upset when he finds out that his friend Peter Griffin came to Stoolbend and did not call him. In an effort to bond with the guys, Cleveland takes them on a camping trip. (S3, E01) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15My Wife And Kids Fighting Kyles When Michael and Jay can't stand Junior and Claire screaming at each other anymore, they decide to show the kids how bad they're acting by pretending to fight themselves. (S3, E08) 
04:35My Wife And Kids Sister Story Michael's sister Kelly is coming over for the weekend, which freaks Jay out because every time Kelly comes over she overstays her welcome and always gets on Jay's nerves. (S3, E09) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.