This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, December 24 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends Christmas The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
08:35Friends Christmas The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
09:00Friends Christmas The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
09:29The Penguins of Madagascar Xmas The zoo is closed for Christmas and to rejoice the animals take over for Kidsmas; their annual celebration. But with King Julien now at the zoo the tradition is neglected... 
10:00Kung Fu Panda Christmas As the annual Winter Festival approaches, Po doesn't have enough money to buy his dad the awesome present he deserves, so he takes a job as a bounty hunter to capture a escaped convict for the reward. 
10:31The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
11:01The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas Will's Christmas Show Will finds out that his mum is seeing a new man while on a holiday skiing trip. When the adults go out for a party, a knock on the door brings the kids trouble. (S2, E13) 
11:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas Twas the Night Before Christening Surprised by the gifts that the family bought for baby Nicky's christening on, Will foolishly promises to provide a live performance by Boyz II Men. (S4, E13) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Xmas I, Ooh, Baby, Baby Hilary is ecstatic when her show is scheduled for national broadcast. She thinks her life will be complete when it airs, but soon realizes she wants something more. (S6, E11) 
12:30Santa Makes You LOL Comedians Zoe Lyons, Ellie Taylor, and Marlon Davis present a seasonal clip show featuring some of the funniest Christmas-themed videos. Narrated by Iain Lee. 
13:30Wipeout USA Christmas Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face the Nutcracker Sweet, Santa's Workshop and Jingle Balls. (S5, E01) 
14:30Friends Christmas The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
15:00Friends Christmas The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
15:30Friends Christmas The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
16:00Friends Christmas The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
16:30Friends Christmas The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
17:00Friends Christmas The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
17:30Friends Christmas The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
18:00Friends Christmas The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
18:30Friends Christmas The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
19:00Friends Christmas The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
19:30Friends Christmas The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
20:00New: Michael Jackson: Lip Sync... ...Battle. The King of Pop's legendary tracks are brought to life by Neil Patrick Harris, Laverne Cox, Taraji P. Henson, and Hailee Steinfeld. Also features Cirque du Soleil and John Legend! 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Showtime McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
22:00Lee Evans: Monsters Lee's manic energy, uncanny observations, hilarious delivery and side-splitting material have made him a must-see for comedy fans worldwide and Monsters sees Lee back doing what he does best! 
23:00Roast Battle Christmas A special festive-themed tournament with Jimmy Carr, Katherine Ryan, Jonathan Ross,? and Nick Helm as Santa. Ed Gamble, Suzi Ruffell, Desiree Burch and Bobby Mair battle it out to be crowned champion. 
00:00Michael Jackson: Lip Sync Battle The King of Pop's legendary tracks are brought to life by Neil Patrick Harris, Laverne Cox, Taraji P. Henson, and Hailee Steinfeld. Also features appearances from Cirque du Soleil and John Legend! 
01:00Your Face or Mine Christmas Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a Christmas special of the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Ex on the Beach's Charlotte and Matt to win thousands for charity! (S4, E12) 
01:30The Office (U.S.) Christmas Moroccan Christmas Phyllis's Moroccan-themed holiday party is interrupted when Meredith's hair catches on fire during a drunken bellydance; Michael attempts to force Meredith into rehab. (S5, E11) 
02:00The Office (U.S.) Christmas Christmas Party The office Christmas party turns into a disaster when Michael decides to give all of the employees the ability to steal each other's gifts. (S2, E10) 
02:30South Park Christmas Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics: Join Mr Hankey as he hosts his own variety show from infront of the fire in his sewer home. Features unusual holiday songs such as "Christmas Time In Hell". (S3, E15) 
03:00South Park Christmas A Very Crappy Christmas When Mr Hankey fails to show up at Christmas time the boys go looking for him in the sewers. Can the gang revive the spirit of Christmas with their own cartoon? (S4, E17) 
03:25Bob's Burgers Christmas The Bleakening Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on all the guests. (S8, E06/07) 
04:10Rugrats Christmas Christmas Special (part 1): The Rugrats discover that Christmas means more than just presents and tradition when they find themselves stranded in the Stu-inspired displays at a Christmas party. 
04:35Rugrats Christmas Christmas Special (part 2): The Rugrats discover that Christmas means more than just presents and tradition when they find themselves stranded in the Stu-inspired displays at a Christmas party. 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.