This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, June 22 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
08:35Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
09:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
09:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
10:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
10:30My Name Is Earl Very Bad Things Earl helps Joy try to get rid of a stolen delivery truck, which becomes harder when they discover that someone is still in the back of the truck! (S2, E01) 
11:00My Name Is Earl Jump for Joy Earl and Randy ask Catalina to return to the strip club, but they don't tell her that they need her to do it so that the club's owner (Burt Reynolds) will pay for Joy's bail. (S2, E02) 
11:30Mars Attacks! Film Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humour. Jack Nicholson, Pierce Brosnan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Danny DeVito, Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman feature. (1996) 
13:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
14:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
14:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
15:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
15:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
16:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
16:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
17:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
17:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
18:00Takeshi's Castle All new Takeshi's Castle with host Roman Kemp and guest Chris Hughes. Together they try and make sense of the craziest game show ever made! There will be lolz and falls along the way. (S6, E01) 
18:30Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and former The Apprentice contestant Andrew Brady watch as a brand new set of lucky hopefuls battle it out to reach Takeshi's Castle. (S5, E05) 
19:00You, Me and Dupree Film Newlywed couple Carl (Matt Dillon) and Molly (Kate Hudson) soon become a trio when Carl invites his jobless buddy Randy (Owen Wilson) to crash at their place. But he soon becomes annoying... (2006) 
21:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
22:00That's My Boy Film Donny (Adam Sandler) raised Todd (Andy Samberg) as a single parent up until Todd's 18th birthday. Todd's world comes crashing down on the eve of his wedding when an uninvited Donny shows up. (2012) 
00:00LA to Vegas The Proposal Ronnie applies for a job on another airline, not thinking about what a change in route might mean for her relationship with Bryan. Captain Dave plans to propose to Patricia. (S1, E15) 
00:30Impractical Jokers The guys complete tasks at Universal Orlando Resort's Volcano Bay water park, go head-to-head playing a game of TP basketball shootout, and play a game of hot potato with a strange item. (S10, E23) 
01:00Impractical Jokers The guys dodge shakedowns at the park, go head-to-head to see who can cling to a car the longest, and go head-to-head playing a game of attaching ribbons to strangers. (S10, E24) 
01:30Impractical Jokers The guys survey employees about customer satisfaction, and go cloud watching with strangers. The loser poses as an artist presenting a town mural to its residents that says "DOVER SUCKS". (S10, E25) 
02:00Impractical Jokers The guys go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of "Did They Deserve That?" at a bagel shop. This week's punishment involves minimal clothing and the cold. (S11, E01) 
02:30Ridiculousness Rob, Steelo and Chanel explore the fidget spinner sensation in "Spin City", diagnose party injuries known as "Funcussions", and examine the exact moment when people develop "Trust Issues". (S10, ep23) 
03:00Ridiculousness Rob, Chanel and Sterling salute the troops with some "Basic Basic Training", take to the sky with "Flyin' And Winnin'" and get extra patriotic with "For Country". (S10, ep24) 
03:30The Office (U.S.) Office Olympics Michael and Dwight leave to close a deal on Michael's new condominium. Michael becomes stressed when he realizes how long he will be paying for his condo. (S2, E03) 
03:55The Office (U.S.) Traveling Salesmen Dwight arrives late for a morning meeting, where Michael announces that the members of the sales staff are teaming up for sales calls, in an Amazing Race-esque challenge. (S3, E13) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Joe, Murr, Sal and Q skirt the law while posing as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall. This week's loser has a tough sell on their hands. (S11, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.