This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, June 26 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Halloween II When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns for advice to a stunned Mike. Meanwhile, Frankie takes Brick's social skills group trick-or-treating. (S3, E07) 
08:35The Middle Heck's Best Thing Frankie and Mike worry that Axl will jeopardize his chances of winning a college athletic scholarship. Sue and Brick text with a phone belonging to their Aunt Edie. (S3, E08) 
09:00The Middle The Play Frankie and Sue are cast in a community production of 'The Wizard of Oz', Brick asks his Uncle Rusty to attend "Special Friends Day" at school, and Axel is banned from video games. (S3, E09) 
09:30The Middle Thanksgiving III Frankie's parents, Pat and Tag, invite the Hecks to spend Thanksgiving at their house. However, the festivities begin to fall apart quickly... (S3, E10) 
10:00Gilmore Girls Let the Games Begin Sore from the dance marathon and the break up with Dean, Rory and Lorelai adjust to having Jess and Rory going together. (S3, E08) 
11:00Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
11:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
12:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
12:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Same Game, Next Season hen Lisa invites her father down for the weekend, he takes an immediate dislike to Will. However, the pair soon become friends - very good friends. (S5, E12) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Three's a Crowd Will and Carlton are on their annual weekend ski trip and things don't exactly go as planned. Meanwhile, the family celebrate when Hilary announces she is moving out. (S5, E13) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
15:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
15:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
16:00Friends: Season 3 ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
16:30Friends: Season 3 The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
17:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
17:30Friends: Season 3 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
18:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
18:30Friends: Season 3 The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
19:00Friends: Season 3 The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
19:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Persistent Romeo Jessica requests that Louis has a sexual harassment seminar for the restaurant. Eddie tries to impress the kids in his school by showing them a 'dirty movie'. (S1, E05) 
20:30New: Life In Pieces Cheap Promotion Flying Birthday Tim attempts to fire Heather from her receptionist position at his office, John tries to break Sophia's fear of flying by taking her on a small plane. (S2, E04) 
21:00Pixels Film When aliens attack the Earth, using video games as the models for their assaults, Sam (Adam Sandler), Will (Kevin James), Ludlow (Josh Gad), and Eddie (Peter Dinklage) must save the world! (2015) 
23:00Bad Education Politics Fraser's on professional suspension after an incident involving a projector. With the school elections due to take place, Alfie's keen to show Miss Gulliver he can take politics seriously. 
23:35Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
01:00South Park South Park is Gay! The TV show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is sweeping the nation and the men of South Park are embracing metrosexuality, but what evil plan are the hosts plotting? (S7, E08) 
01:30South Park Christian Hard Rock The boys form a band called Moop, but disagree on what direction they should take. Cartman leaves the band and bets them he will have a platinum record first! (S7, E09) 
02:00South Park Grey Dawn There's an epidemic in South Park. An epidemic of senior citizen related driving accidents! When their licenses are all revoked they decide to fight back military style! (S7, E10) 
02:30South Park Casa Bonita Cartman is overjoyed at going to a Mexican restaurant for Kyle's birthday but is crushed when he finds out Butters is invited instead. He'll have to make Butters "disappear". (S7, E11) 
03:00South Park All About The Mormons A new family moves to South Park and their son Gary is an unusually perfect Mormon - this angers the boys no end! Will Stan beat him up or go for a family dinner?! (S7, E12) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:50South Park Butt Out When the boy's smoking leads to a nasty incident, it's the cigarettes that are blamed rather than them. Cue the glutinous Rob Reiner to arrive in town with his anti-smoking lobby! (S7, E13) 
04:15Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
04:35Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.