This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, October 28 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Homo for the Holidays Will and Grace meet Jack's mother and learn that not only is she unaware that her son is gay, she believes he has had a romantic relationship with Grace. (S2, E07) 
08:35Will & Grace Terms of Employment Grace is hired as an interior design consultant by a successful lawyer but when he reneges on his payment, she calls on Will to represent her. (S2, E08) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Just Say Yo Will is run down with work, school, and his girlfriend, and has trouble staying awake. He decides to take amphetamines to help him... (S3, E19) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Baby Comes Out Vivian's baby is a week late, but family members and her visiting sisters Vy and Janice are nowhere to be found when it is time to rush to the hospital! (S3, E20) 
10:00The U.S. Office Trivia With the office only $800 dollars away from reaching their sales target, Andy sees only one way they can get there... win the $1000 prize in a bar's trivia contest! (S8, E11) 
10:30The U.S. Office Pool Party Kevin persuades Robert California to have one last party at his mansion before it's sold off - cue fake flirting, cursed engagement rings, and drinking wine from the bottle! (S8, E12) 
11:00Friends: Joey's Best Episodes The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
11:30Friends: Joey's Best Episodes The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancÚ's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
12:00Friends: Joey's Best Episodes The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
12:30Friends: Joey's Best Episodes The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
13:00Friends: Joey's Best Episodes The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
13:30Friends: Joey's Best Episodes The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
14:00Friends: Joey's Best Episodes The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
14:30Friends: Joey's Best Episodes The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
15:00Friends: Joey's Best Episodes The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
15:30Friends: Joey's Best Episodes The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
16:00Will & Grace I Never Promised You an Olive Garden Will and Grace's friends, Rob and Ellen, become jealous when Will and Grace start hanging out with a very hip, young couple they meet at a restaurant. (S2, E09) 
16:30Will & Grace Tea and a Total Lack of Sympathy Will's new boss gives him an ultimatum - he has until Friday to bring in a major new client to the firm or lose his job. (S2, E10) 
17:00Friends: Rachel Week The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancÚ at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
17:30Friends: Rachel Week The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
18:00Friends: Rachel Week The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
18:30Friends: Rachel Week The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
19:00Friends: Rachel Week The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
19:30Friends: Rachel Week The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
20:00Friends: Rachel Week The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
20:30Friends: Rachel Week The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
21:00New: Younger Pilot Finding it difficult to find a job as a 40-year-old divorced mother, Liza Miller decides to reinvent her life after a cute guy in his twenties mistakes her for a 26-year-old at a bar. (S1, E01) 
21:30New: Younger Liza Sows Her Oates Liza pitches an idea to Diana on how to market an older writer to a younger audience. Liza also decides to go on a date with someone more "age appropriate". (S1, E02) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys play the "Laugh Man Standing" challenge in a waiting room, and team up as customers at a chicken restaurant. The punishment involves a Broadway concert. (S12, E11) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. How many straws did the crew have ready for "The Last Straw" challenge? What other star performed a show at the same theatre where Q's embarrassing play punishment took place? (S3, E27) 
23:00Lee Evans: Monsters Lee's manic energy, uncanny observations, hilarious delivery and side-splitting material have made him a must-see for comedy fans worldwide and Monsters sees Lee back doing what he does best! 
00:00South Park Cartman Sucks After caught in a compromising position with Eric, Butters is sent to a special camp to "Pray the Gay Away". Cartman tries to retrieve the incriminating photo but has issues. (S11, E02) 
00:30South Park Lice Capades Eric tries to discover the source of an outbreak of lice at the school. The lice are living peacefully in a village until they see the school nurse staring at them! (S11, E03) 
01:00South Park The Snuke The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton. Eric suspects that a new student is planning a terrorist attack but the real culprits are deadlier. (S11, E04) 
01:30South Park Fantastic Easter Special Stan sets out to find a reason for painting Easter eggs and discovers his father is part of a society called "The Hare Club For Men", but all is not what it seems. (S11, E05) 
02:00South Park D-Yikes! Ms. Garrison decides that she is a lesbian after getting dumped again but hell breaks loose when her new favourite lesbian bar faces a takeover from Persians in a '300' stylee. (S11, E06) 
02:30South Park Night of the Living Homeless When a plague of homeless people hits South Park, the boys devise a plan to move them on whilst the adults panic like they're in a zombie movie. (S11, E07) 
03:00South Park Le Petite Tourette Cartman experiences bliss when he discovers that, by pretending to have Tourettes, he can say whatever he likes to whoever he likes! Naturally, national TV beckons. (S11, E08) 
03:25Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.