This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, July 8 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Bat Out of Heck Axl is fed up of Mike telling him how to run his life, Sue is determined to win a prestigious hotel scholarship; and Frankie sees something flying through the house. (S9, E19) 
08:35The Middle Great Heckspectations Frankie has to force Brick into asking Cindy to the high school prom; Lexie talks Axl into giving Sue a birthday present; and Mike struggles with the new TV remote. (S9, E20) 
09:00Bob's Burgers: Season 10 The Hawkening Look Who's Hawking Now!: Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant. (S10, E06) 
09:30Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Land of the Loft Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night. (S10, E07) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Garage Sale Frank holds a garage sale to clear out his basement. Ray and Debra help out, but it appears that Ray is not quite ready to part with his baby clothes and crib... (S2, E23) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Wedding (1): Flashback to Ray and Debra's wedding. Ray indirectly proposes to Debra, who happily accepts. Ray, however, begins to wonder if Debra really loves him. (S2, E24) 
11:00The King of Queens Wild Cards Though he has promised Carrie to go to the theatre, Doug goes to Atlantic City with Deacon to gamble. There may be trouble ahead... (S2, E20) 
11:30The King of Queens Big Dougie Doug decides to become a "big brother" and agrees to participate in a 10 kilometer race supporting heart disease. (S2, E21) 
12:00Fresh Off The Boat Clean Slate On the eve of Chinese New Year, Jessica pushes the entire family to settle all debts, disputes and grudges to ensure good fortune for the coming year. (S3, E11) 
12:30Fresh Off The Boat Sisters Without Subtext Jessica is thrilled that her sister Connie is finally taking the opportunity to go to college. Marvin and Honey take Eddie, Emery and Evan with them to visit a home. (S3, E12) 
13:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
13:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
14:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
14:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
15:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
15:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
16:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
16:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
17:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
17:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
18:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
18:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
19:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
19:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
20:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
20:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
21:00Jason Manford Live: First World... ...Problems Jason Manford's brilliant new live show, filmed in Liverpool during his mammoth 2014 UK tour. First World Problems is observational comedy at its very best. 
22:00Kick-Ass 2 Film Following Kick-Ass' (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders; but Red Mist forms a group of supervillains to get revenge. With ChloŽ Grace Moretz. (2013) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; Beckham, Eurovision, pigeon poo soap, drunken ambulance love, Rooney, Nazi Mr Men, and penis weights. Romesh Ranganathan features. (S8, E05) 
01:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race The queens must razzle and dazzle in their very own magic show. Gina Rodriguez (Jane the Virgin) and Katherine Langford (13 Reasons Why) guest judge. (S11, E10) 
02:30New: RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked Tension on the runway spills over backstage as one queen defends her actions. A contestant's mother shares a story about a special moment. (S11, E10) 
03:00Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Whipped Unto the Third Generation When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house. Time for some plotting to take the house back... (S7, E02) 
03:20Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
03:45Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
04:10Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
04:35Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.