This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, October 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Polk Defeats Truman When Will's ego is inflated by a powerful client, he makes the mistake of dismissing the many clients who believed in him before his success. (S2, E05) 
08:35Will & Grace To Serve and Disinfect A recently unemployed Will is challenged by Jack to join his staff as a cater-waiter. Meanwhile, Grace discovers a naughty, naughty little secret of Karen's. (S2, E06) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Best Laid Plans Will's girlfriend will not have sex unless they are married, so Will arranges for Jazz to impersonate a priest and performs a fake marriage ceremony. (S3, E17) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Alma Matter Will is accepted to Princeton University, but Carlton is not. At night, Carlton has a vision of his guardian angel - the actual Tom Jones! (S3, E18) 
10:00The U.S. Office Mrs California Andy is tasked by Robert California with finding a job for his wife. Except Robert is also adamant that under no circumstances can she work at Dunder Mifflin! Confusion! (S8, E09) 
10:30The U.S. Office Christmas Wishes The office finally meet Andy's new lady, Jessica - but will Erin be able to handle it? Dwight and Jim risk losing their Christmas bonuses if there's any more pranking. (S8, E10) 
11:00Friends: Joey Week The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
11:30Friends: Joey Week The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
12:00Friends: Joey Week The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
12:30Friends: Joey Week The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
13:00Friends: Joey Week The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
13:30Friends: Joey Week The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
14:00Friends: Joey Week The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
14:30Friends: Joey Week The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
15:00Friends: Joey Week The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
15:30Friends: Joey Week The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
16:00Will & Grace Homo for the Holidays Will and Grace meet Jack's mother and learn that not only is she unaware that her son is gay, she believes he has had a romantic relationship with Grace. (S2, E07) 
16:30Will & Grace Terms of Employment Grace is hired as an interior design consultant by a successful lawyer but when he reneges on his payment, she calls on Will to represent her. (S2, E08) 
17:00Friends: Joey Week The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
17:30Friends: Joey Week The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
18:00Friends: Joey Week The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
18:30Friends: Joey Week The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
19:00Friends: Joey Week The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
19:30Friends: Joey Week The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
20:00Friends: Joey Week The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
20:30Friends: Joey Week The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
21:00Michael McIntyre's Big Show Premier League legend Alan Shearer hands over his phone in Celebrity Send To All. Stereophonics and Jessie J also feature. (S3, E03) 
22:00Snatch Film Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, and incompetent amateur robbers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond. Brad Pitt and Benicio Del Toro star. (2000) 
00:05The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky, Stephen, and Karl ponder the problem of overzealous sports fans; Karl shares his salivavolume test. (S3, E12) 
00:40South Park Go God Go (1): Cartman is impatient to get his hands on the latest games console. Result? A visit to the atheistic future of 2546! Richard Dawkins pays a visit to South Park Elementary. (S10, E12) 
01:05South Park Go God Go XII (2): Cartman is stuck in the future, caught up in a battle between atheists and sea otters! And what will become of Richard Dawkins and Mrs. Garrison's love affair? (S10, E13) 
01:35South Park Stanley's Cup In a parody of underdog sports films, Stan is sentenced to community service and ends up coaching the Park County Pee-Wee hockey team - can he turn these losers into winners? (S10, E14) 
02:05South Park With Apologies to Jessie Jackson Randy faces public ridicule for using the "N" word on live TV. Cartman can't resist teasing a little person who comes to school to teach about prejudice. (S11, E01) 
02:35South Park Cartman Sucks After caught in a compromising position with Eric, Butters is sent to a special camp to "Pray the Gay Away". Cartman tries to retrieve the incriminating photo but has issues. (S11, E02) 
03:00South Park Lice Capades Eric tries to discover the source of an outbreak of lice at the school. The lice are living peacefully in a village until they see the school nurse staring at them! (S11, E03) 
03:25Impractical Jokers The Jokers try not to laugh during the shoot of a documentary with answers given to each other for the interviews, and then compete head-to-head to fill a shopper's cart with marshmallows. (S12, E10) 
03:50Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What wacky nicknames has Murr earned over the years? Just how many dogs does Joe have? And which classic TV character served as the costume inspiration for Murr's Dracula punishment? (S3, E26) 
04:10Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.