This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, October 25 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Graduation Day It's Jay's college graduation day and Michael is determined to make it go flawlessly - but everything that could go wrong does, and the day seems destined for disaster. (S5, E23) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Michael Sells the Business With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael tries to convince Jay to sell up. (S5, E24) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Pilot Will goes to live with his aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. Uncle Phil isn't too impressed by Will's behaviour, especially teaching Ashley to rap. Aunt Vivian tries to remain neutral. (S1, E01) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bang the Drum, Ashley After Ashley reveals to Will that she does not enjoy playing the violin he takes her to trade it in for a drum set. But the constant drumming angers everyone. (S1, E02) 
10:00Scrubs My Comedy Show J.D. & Turk organize their historically unfunny annual sketch show with the new interns, but are mortified to discover that the biggest joke of the night is at their expense. (S8, E10) 
10:30Scrubs My Nah Nah Nah Turk is inspired to perform a procedure by a sports show, Jordan is mad at Perry for wearing a wedding ring, and the Janitor thinks his new relationship is in trouble. (S8, E11) 
11:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
11:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
12:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
12:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
13:00My Wife And Kids Graduation Day It's Jay's college graduation day and Michael is determined to make it go flawlessly - but everything that could go wrong does, and the day seems destined for disaster. (S5, E23) 
13:30My Wife And Kids Michael Sells the Business With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael tries to convince Jay to sell up. (S5, E24) 
14:00Friends: Season 5 The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
14:30Friends: Season 5 The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
15:00Friends: Season 5 The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
15:30Friends: Season 5 The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give a corporate lecture on sensitivity training, pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street. (S3, E05) 
17:00Friends: Season 5 The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
17:30Friends: Season 5 The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
18:00Friends: Season 5 The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
18:30Friends: Season 5 The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
19:00Friends: Season 5 The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
19:30Friends: Season 5 The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
20:00Friends: Season 5 The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
20:30Friends: Season 5 The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The guys run a surprise hide and seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers. (S11, E09) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of the Jokers played many sports throughout his high school years? What command almost made Sal hit a camera? And which two Jokers roomed together near Wall Street? (S2, E21) 
22:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Mark Watson vs. Andrew Maxwell, and Catherine Bohart Vs Sarah Keyworth. (S2, E03) 
22:30South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Film When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance & Phillip, they are pronounced "corrupted", and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada. (1999) 
00:10New: Gary And His Demons Gary Goes Home / Guy on the Tiger: Gary goes home and must confront a horror unlike any other - a family dinner. Then Gary forms a bond with a tiger after it saves him from a demon. (S1, E03) 
00:40Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. This week Mo Gilligan headlines with support from Glenn Moore. (S1, E03) 
01:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Pilot Will goes to live with his aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. Uncle Phil isn't too impressed by Will's behaviour, especially teaching Ashley to rap. Aunt Vivian tries to remain neutral. (S1, E01) 
01:40The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bang the Drum, Ashley After Ashley reveals to Will that she does not enjoy playing the violin he takes her to trade it in for a drum set. But the constant drumming angers everyone. (S1, E02) 
02:10South Park: Halloween Dead Celebrities The ghost of Michael Jackson refuses to accept his death, leaving the rest of the recently dead celebrities frustrated in purgatory and poor Ike having ghostly visits! (S13, E08) 
02:40South Park: Halloween Insheeption Whilst in a group therapy session for hoarding, Stan is trapped inside the dream of school counsellor Mr Mackey along with a certain horror movie star of the '80s! (S14, E10) 
03:10South Park: Halloween Obama Wins! Just what evil deeds has Cartman been up to? It's up to the boys to find out, and the truth could rock America to its core! Meanwhile, Mickey Mouse buys the rights to Star Wars. (S16, E14) 
03:35South Park: Halloween A Nightmare On Face Time Randy is excited to buy the bargain of the century - a Blockbuster video rental store for $10,000! But all is not as it seems at this isolated, wintry place. (S16, E12) 
03:55The Cleveland Show How Cleveland Got His Groove Back After his confidence is shattered, Cleveland vows to find his mojo again, and decides that a family vacation to Africa will do the trick. (S2, E03) 
04:20Gilmore Girls The Great Stink Emily and Richard are delighted when Lorelai and Christopher attend Friday night dinner together as a couple. Christopher reveals that Sherry has written him a letter. (S7, E05) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.