This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, December 16 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
08:35Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
09:00Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
09:30A Cinderella Story Film Routinely exploited by her wicked stepmother, the downtrodden Sam Montgomery (Hilary Duff) is excited about the prospect of meeting her Internet beau at the biggest school dance of the year. (2004) 
11:208 Simple Rules Pilot Cate decides to return back to work while Paul tends with the family. Paul discovers that his oldest daughter, Bridget, is dating his co-worker's Tommy's son Kyle. (S1, E01) 
11:508 Simple Rules Wall of Shame Cate attends a seminar, while Paul stays home to watching the big game. Bridget is accused of shoplifting, while Kerry is upset over the treatment of circus animals. (S1, E02) 
12:20Big Daddy Film Adam Sandler stars as the irresponsible man-child Sonny Koufax who 'borrows' his roommate's son to prove to his girlfriend how mature he is, with surprising results. (1999) 
14:15Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
14:40Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
15:10Friends Christmas The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
15:40Friends Christmas The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
16:10Friends Christmas The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
16:40Friends Christmas The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
17:10Friends Christmas The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
17:40Friends Christmas The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
18:05Friends Christmas The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
18:35Friends Christmas The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
19:00Friends Christmas The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
19:30Friends Christmas The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
20:00Maid In Manhattan Film A Senatorial candidate (Ralph Fiennes) falls for a hotel maid (Jennifer Lopez), thinking she is a socialite, when he sees her trying on a wealthy woman's dress. (2002) 
22:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News It's Christmas! So Russell takes a merry trawl through some festive news! Tonight features; a man who celebrates Christmas every day, extreme snowballs, drunk holiday antics, a giant guest and karate! 
23:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Emmy Award winning Ru Paul's Drag Race returns to Comedy Central as a UK exclusive with the fierce and fabulous All Stars season 4! Expect lip syncs, laughter, and some shady behaviour! 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Christmas... ...Special. Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys... 
01:00Key & Peele Ordering at a restaurant turns into a competition, military recruiters go clubbing to reach a new demographic, and in a Bobby McFerrin vs. Michael Winslow noise-off, only one can survive. (S1, E07) 
01:30Nathan For You Nathan tries to prove that there's a hero inside every one of us by impersonating another person in an effort to turn them into a humanitarian hero. Season three finale. (S3, E07) 
02:00South Park The F Word The boys confront a group of obnoxious bikers, but their methods force the townsfolk to redefine the meaning of a rather offensive word. Time to update the English Dictionary! (S13, E12) 
02:30South Park Dances With Smurfs Cartman's vitriol finally gets a platform when he is chosen to be the school's morning announcer, and he unashamedly abuses his position. Power corrupts...(S13, E13) 
03:00South Park Pee High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Eric's xenophobia pops up again when he believes himself "the last of his species". (S13, E14) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Brown Magic Excited to spend quality father-stepson bonding time with Rallo, Cleveland takes Rallo to his very first magic show, where they get hired to be the opening act. (S3, E11) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Til Deaf When Donna has a midlife crisis, Cleveland must come up with a clever way to sneak off with his buddies on a hunting trip without her finding out. (S3, E12) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Christmas Trees A layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's relatives show up at the ranch. (S5, E07) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Hal's Christmas Gift Hal and Lois decide that all Christmas gifts this year should be handmade. When Hal sees the thoughtful gifts the boys made, he feels bad about his attempt and panics. (S6, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.