This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, January 24 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace I Never Cheered for My Father Responding to the pleas of his father's mistress turned girlfriend Tina, Will attempts to discover whether there is a new woman in his dad's life. (S6, E21) 
08:35Will & Grace Speechless On the eve of his graduation from nursing school, a nervous Jack turns to Will for help writing his commencement address. (S6, E22) 
09:00The U.S. Office The Fire A fire in the office leads the employees to evacuate the building. To pass the time, the employees play games and learn more about each other. Amy Adams guest stars. (S2, E04) 
09:30The U.S. Office Halloween Downsizing leads corporate headquarters to order Michael to fire somebody by the end of October. Michael procrastinates until Halloween, when he still has not decided who to fire. (S2, E05) 
10:00My Name Is Earl Sticks & Stones Earl makes up for teasing a mustached girl in school, and it forces him to confront his fear of taking his shirt off in public. (S2, E03) 
10:30My Name Is Earl Larceny of a Kitty Cat: Randy has a crush on the next woman on Earl's list, so he pretends to be a cat lover. Earl knows that this one will end badly. (S2, E04) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give a corporate lecture on sensitivity training, pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street. (S3, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
11:55Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
12:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
13:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
13:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
14:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
14:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
15:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
15:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Van Hickey Earl has to get his old band back together to take care of an elderly man on his list. But it only brings out a nasty secret which ultimately forces Earl to marry Ralph's mom. (S2, E05) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Made a Lady Think I Was God Earl wants to make amends to an angry trailer park manager (Roseanne Barr) for playing a trick on her - but it caused her to change her life for the better. (S2, E06) 
17:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
17:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
18:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
18:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
19:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
19:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
20:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
20:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
21:00Peter Kay At The Comedy Store How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in! There's more where that came from! Plus, taxi drivers, technology, Brits away and why we're a country of mimers in this epic Comedy Store from Mr Kay. 
21:30South Park Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers The Ring (But Not Scary): Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary gets tricky when the kids become involved. (S10, E01) 
22:30New: Bob's Burgers Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus Unable to afford a rare mushroom, Bob and Gene jump into the cutthroat world of mushroom foraging. (S10, E02) 
23:00Jackass 2.5 Film Join those crazy boys for more mental hijinks! Including; motorbikes in a mall, a sperm test, beer drinking off several feet long fingernails, a bed of nails, snakes, and urine drinking! (2007) 
00:30South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
01:00South Park A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
01:30South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
02:00South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. (S6, E14) 
02:30South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe Cartman is rushed to hospital after again being possessed by Kenny. Chef believes a TV psychic can help but Stan isn't so sure... (S6, E15) 
03:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is visual artist Kehinde Wiley, whose sculpture of an African-American man on horseback had been placed at America's busiest intersection, Times Square. 
03:25The Mick The Visit Mickey takes the kids to visit their parents in jail to gain closure, but it turns out Mickey may be the one who needs it the most. (S2, E03) 
03:50The Mick The Haunted House Mickey and Jimmy throw a Halloween party in their spooky, charred mansion but things get out of hand. Sabrina hopes to use the house party to cement her legacy. (S2, E04) 
04:15Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a new host of hopefuls attempt to storm the castle but first they face a tumble in Star Bowling and a wobble in Bridge Ball. (S2, E09) 
04:35Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred brave contestants battle it out to reach Takeshi's castle. There's water, there's mud and there's lots of other unsightly things waiting for them. (S2, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.