This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, May 31 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Life In Pieces Babysit Argument Invention Butterfly Matt & Colleen have a disastrous time babysitting, Tyler & Clementine tell Tim their argument management method, and Sophia is not pleased with John. (S2, E19) 
08:35Life In Pieces Ear Scorn Registry Manuscript Colleen goes to Tim for help with an embarrassing ailment, Heather gets jealous of Jen, and Dougie enlists Joan to help her buy a gift. (S2, E20) 
09:00Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
09:30Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
10:00Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
10:30Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
11:00Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
11:30Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
12:00Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Frank, Zeenah, and Arjuns as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E07) 
12:30Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Adam, Tia, and Amy as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E08) 
13:00Friends: Chandler Binge ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
13:30Friends: Chandler Binge The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
14:00Friends: Chandler Binge The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
14:30Friends: Chandler Binge The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
15:00Friends: Chandler Binge The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
15:30Friends: Chandler Binge The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
16:00Two Guys and a Girl Make Mine Tea Despite having made up with Irene, Berg still plans to meet up with Katie and arranges a clandestine rendezvous with her. Pete helps Sharon with some photos. (S4, E18) 
16:30Two Guys and a Girl The Icewoman Cometh Berg tries to woo Irene so she'll take him back, Pete agrees to be Ashley's date at a hospital mixer where she wins a residency at Stanford in California. (S4, E19) 
17:00Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
17:30Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
18:00Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
18:30Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
19:00Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
19:30Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
20:00Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
20:30Friends: Phoebe's Song Book The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News: Sports Russell takes a cheeky trawl through his favourite sporting news stories. Tonight features; a one year-old professional footballer, ferret legging, and the rabbit grand national. (S6, E09) 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers The Gene Mile When the kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream-day, they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda try to secure some tickets. (S9, E20) 
22:30New: Corporate Vacation While Matt's off on vacation, Jake is forced to share their office with an unsettling new deskmate. Nihilistic, satirical sitcom from Comedy Central U.S. (S2, E09) 
23:00LA to Vegas Overbooked When the flight is overbooked, the crew must find a way to get passengers to give up their seats without using force. (S1, E09) 
23:30LA to Vegas Bernard's Birthday At Bernard's Bible-themed birthday party, Ronnie is jealous when Colin flirts with a woman who looks like his ex-wife. (S1, E10) 
00:00Sofie Hagen: Comedy Central Live Tonight's episode of this authentic live show finds Danish comedian Sofie Hagen on stage at Comedy Central Live performing to an enthusiastic audience. 
00:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:35South Park Douche and a Danish Gerald unites with the other trolls against Denmark, Cartman and his girlfriend (!) have a plan to reunite the school, and Garrison goes too far at one of his rallies. (S20, E05) 
02:05South Park Fort Collins D***oSchwaggins is shocked to discover the truth behind Gerald's trolling, Randy has trouble with the member berries, and Cartman fears Heidi will discover his dubious past. (S20, E06) 
02:35South Park Oh, Jeez South Park is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the 'Member Berries' unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon. (S20, E07) 
03:05South Park Members Only The President-elect pays South Park a visit and he's got one thing on his mind... revenge. Cartman gets a pang of jealousy, and the Member Berries fiendish plot continues. (S20, E08) 
03:30South Park Not Funny Kyle and Ike rally a panicking South Park to take vengeance on Troll Trace - will President Garrison do their bidding? And Gerald discovers a startling secret at Troll Trace HQ. (S20, E09) 
03:55South Park The End of Serialization as We Know It Kyle and Cartman team up and gather multiple groups to take down the Internet and Troll Trace. Cartman develops precognitive visions of life on Mars. (S20, E10) 
04:15Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
04:35Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.