This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, July 15 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
08:35Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
09:00Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Article Andy asks for Ray's opinion on a article he wrote. When Ray gives his comments, Andy is devastated. Sports Illustrated publishes the article without any changes. Ray is jealous. (S3, E08) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Lone Barone When Amy starts decorating Robert's new place he feels pressured to move forward in his relationship. When he comes to Ray for advice, his comments on marriage do not help. (S3, E09) 
11:00The King of Queens Strike One Doug's car breaks down, so he goes out and buys a new Jeep Grand Cherokee; just as his union goes on strike against IPS. When Carrie finds out, she demands him to take it back. (S3, E05) 
11:30The King of Queens Strike Too It is week two of the IPS strike, and Doug still has not gotten a job. His sister Stephanie get him a substitute teacher job at her school. However, the kids are not so nice... (S3, E06) 
12:00Most Ridiculous Party Crashers Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, get your glad rags on because Most Ridiculous is all about the Party Crashers. With everything from banging birthdays to crackpot Christmases. (S4, E03) 
12:30Most Ridiculous Dangerous Dads Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, Most Ridiculous brings your some truly Dangerous Dads. Full of stupid dads, hurting dads, and dads that you're glad are not your dad. (S4, E04) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
13:30Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
14:00Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
14:30Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
15:00Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
15:30Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
16:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
16:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
17:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
17:30Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
18:00Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
18:30Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
19:00Friends The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
19:30Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
20:00Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
20:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
21:00New: When Kids TV Goes Horribly... ...Wrong. Andi Peters narrates a nostalgic romp through classic kids TV mishaps, features all your favourite shows like SM:TV Live, Blue Peter, Rainbow, How 2, Going Live, and Saturday Superstore. 
00:00Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Now We're Not Cooking With Gas Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. (S10, E08) 
00:30Bob's Burgers: Season 10 All That Gene Gene auditions for a role in a local theater production but learns Linda interfered. (S10, E09) 
01:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Alan Carr, Vic Reeves, Frankie Boyle and Kate Garraway. (S1, E10) 
01:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Kieron "Science" Harvey, Liza Tarbuck, Jeremy Edwards and Derek Laud. (S1, E11) 
02:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race The queens makeover returning queens, transforming them into a member of their own drag family. Lena Waithe (The Chi) and comedian Wanda Sykes guest judge. (S11, E11) 
03:20New: RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked The queens' new drag sisters join them backstage to discuss the judges' critiques -- and who deserves to go home. (S11, E11) 
03:40New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15Friends The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
04:35Friends The One Where Phoebe Runs Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.