This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, September 27 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The U.S. Office Search Committee (1): Jim, Toby and Gabe are charged with the task of finding a new branch manager, and interview some familiar faces... Will Arnett, James Spader, and Ricky Gervais cameo. (S7, E26) 
08:35The U.S. Office Search Committee (2): The search for a new manager continues... will Dwight finally get an interview? Erin pursues Andy - will he succumb to her? Catherine Tate and Kathy Bates guest-star. (S7, E27) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Mother of All Battles Will and Carlton try to help solve Ashley's bully problems at school until Philip and Vivian find out and try to solve the problem their own way. (S2, E02) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets a Job Phil mistakes Will for Carlton accidentally several times and offers to pay for Will's Homecoming, causing Will to become paranoid that he is becoming exactly like Carlton. (S2, E03) 
10:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air PSAT Pstory Will and Carleton take the PSATs with surprising results, while Geoffrey is up for his annual raise - what will happen if he doesn't get one? (S2, E04) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Granny Gets Busy Phil gets upset when he sees his mother spending time with a new man. The kids bet each other that they can't do something the other sex would normally do. (S2, E05) 
11:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
11:30Friends: Happy Birthday ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
12:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
12:30Friends: Happy Birthday The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
13:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
13:30Friends: Happy Birthday The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
14:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
14:30Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
15:00Friends: Happy Birthday The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
15:30Friends: Happy Birthday The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Meet the Parents Junior goes over to tell Calvin and Jasmine Scott that their daughter is pregnant. But it ends up as a family feud when Michael finds out how intimidating they are. (S4, E05) 
16:30My Wife And Kids He's Having a Baby Michael tries to teach Junior a lesson in parenting when he gives him a balloon to take care of. Meanwhile, Jay teaches Kady about the birds and the bees. (S4, E06) 
16:55Friends: 25 Years The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
17:30Friends: 25 Years The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
18:05Friends: 25 Years The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
18:35Friends: 25 Years The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
19:05Friends: 25 Years The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
19:35Friends: 25 Years The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
20:00Friends: 25 Years The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
21:00Jason Manford: Live at the... ...Manchester Apollo. Renowned for his cheeky story-telling and friendly delivery, Jason takes us through the rules of driving, urinal etiquette, and the lies Dads tell in a tour de force of comedy. 
22:00New: South Park The boys are back as South Park returns with its 23rd season! It's still as crude, rude, and relevant as ever. 
22:30Sausage Party Film A misplaced sausage (Seth Rogen) and his savory friends embark on an existential adventure in a massive supermarket. Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, and James Franco co-star. (2016) 
00:10South Park Truth and Advertising Jimmy does his best to discover living ad Leslie's plan. Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner, and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable. (S19, E09) 
00:40South Park PC Principal Final Justice With paranoia rampant, the whole of South Park goes gun crazy! All the madness means it's left to PC Principal to save the town from the evil living ad Leslie. (S19, E10) 
01:10South Park Member Berries Only a reboot of the National Anthem can save America - can the man who saved Star Wars do it? Meanwhile, Randy is enraged by politics and Cartman takes on sexist trolls. (S20, E01) 
01:40South Park Skank Hunt Stan, Kyle, and Kenny decide to take down Cartman, whom they believe to be the Internet troll. Meanwhile, the real troll (Kyle's dad!) begins to spread his trolling globally. (S20, E02) 
02:10South Park The Damned Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison (douche) goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton (turd). (S20, E03) 
02:40South Park Wieners Out Kyle attempts to bring the feud between the boys and girls to an end, but can he succeed? Meanwhile Gerald feels the pressure of his trolling and makes some surprising friends. (S20, E04) 
03:05New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:35Impractical Jokers The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at the gym. (S12, E06) 
03:55Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Are any of the Jokers avid skiers? How did the maître d' help out when seating patrons for "Stay for Dinner"? And why did Joe have such a hard time escaping the giant cake in his punishment? (S3, E22) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.