This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, March 2 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Buy, Buy Baby After a large corporation takes over OutTV, Jack's talk show "JackTalk" is completely revamped. An immediate change comes from the new conservative owners... (S8, E18) 
08:35Will & Grace Blanket Apology After losing his job as the host of "JackTalk," Jack vows never to return to acting. An unrelenting Karen, however, will not let Jack give up on his passion. (S8, E19) 
09:00Will & Grace The Mourning Son Friends and family gather for the funeral of Will's father. During the reception everyone shares with Will fond last memories of his father... (S8, E20) 
09:30Will & Grace Partners 'n' Crime: Will and Grace begin attending childbirth classes in preparation for the baby, but Grace starts to doubt whether Will is up for raising a child with her. (S8, E21) 
10:00The U.S. Office Chair Model After seeing a model in a catalogue while searching for a chair, Michael realizes that he has not accomplished his dream of finding a soul mate in life. (S4, E14) 
10:30The U.S. Office Night Out Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York. They join him clubbing for the night. Ryan is surprisingly friendly, though it could be a side effect of his cocaine habit. (S4, E15) 
11:00Friends: The Bad The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
11:30Friends: The Bad The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
12:00Friends: The Bad The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
12:30Friends: The Bad The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
13:00Friends: The Bad The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
13:30Friends: The Bad The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
14:00Friends: The Bad The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
14:30Friends: The Bad The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
15:00My Name Is Earl Chaz Dalton's Space Academy Earl makes up for ruining the space suit that Chaz Dalton wore in space. Meanwhile, Joy gets interested in the social networking website BuddyBook. (S4, E20) 
15:30My Name Is Earl Witch Lady Earl conjures up a karmic plan to atone for all the wicked wrongs he did to an oddball "witch lady" (Betty White). But the golden girl proves to be certifiably unhinged. (S4, E21) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Pinky Earl helps Randy find his first love, a girl with pink hair called Pinky. Randy learns Earl had come between them all those years ago... but who is "Pinky"? (S4, E22) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Bullies Randy takes drastic measures to avoid Joy's bullying, while Earl attempts to cross off another list item for bullying an old schoolmate, Wally Panzer, whom Earl dubbed "Pansy." (S4, E23) 
17:00Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancÚ at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
17:30Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
18:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
18:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
19:00Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
19:30Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
20:00Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
20:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features scientific findings that link bacon to cancer and a campaign to explain consent using tea. (S10, E03) 
21:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features government surveillance in the UK, plotting cats, and stressed out seven-year-olds. (S10, E04) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys go to a massage spa while doing and saying whatever the guys tell them, and then present High School Yearbook dedications that are awful. (S12, E16) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers The guys try not to laugh at a list of ridiculous names that they must call out, and then try to use inappropriate photos to convince a total stranger that they must divorce their wife. (S12, E17) 
23:00Eurotrip Film Lovelorn Ohio teen Scott Thomas goes on a quest across Europe (with some buddies) to find his sexy German pen pal, Mieke. The backpackers become embroiled in many farcical situations! (2004) 
01:00New: The Mick The Juice Mickey teaches Chip and his friend how to gamble, and they end up losing a large sum of money. They then attempt to win the money back... (S2, E15) 
01:30New: The Mick The Accident After Ben wets the bed at a sleepover with fellow classmates, Mickey, Alba and Jimmy go to extreme lengths in order to save his reputation. (S2, E16) 
02:00The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include; face transplants, Karl's lessons for children, suggestions for redesigning various creatures, and whether Karl would choose Ricky or Stephen to rescue from a sinking ship. (S1, E08) 
02:35The Ricky Gervais Show In ''Questions for Karl,'' the anointed pundit discusses time travel and adult diapers. Stephen reads entries from Karl's diary, which entertain Ricky immensely. (S1, E09) 
03:00South Park Butterballs With bullying reaching crazy proportions in America, Stan volunteers to make an anti-bullying video for school. Will this help Butters deal with his unusual source of terror? (S16, E05) 
03:25Bad Robots Student Barney ties himself in knots when posting a fragile wedding present, drivers battle with a parking ticket machine, and a automated painting assistant decides to help a decorator. (S1, E01) 
03:50Bad Robots This episode features the people vs. the parking meter, the cinema B.O.T.'s office, and Quizimodo, the impossibly unfair pub quiz machine. Features the voices of Rob Delaney. (S1, E02) 
04:15The U.S. Office Money (Part 1): When Jan, now living with Michael in his condominium, forces costly changes in Michael's life, he worries about his financial situation. (S4, E07) 
04:35The U.S. Office Money (Part 2): Michael hops a train to run away, but Jan meets him and tells him that they can work together to find a way to live. Meanwhile, Dwight pines over Angela. (S4, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.