This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, April 29 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Dumb Luck Carla and Elliot try to round up support to fight against Dr. Kelso's forced retirement. J.D. and Turk accidentally figure out one of Dr. Cox's patient's mystery ailments. (S7, E09) 
08:35Scrubs My Waste of Time Dr. Cox discovers it is not all plain sailing as top doctor at Sacred Heart, Elliot and J.D. seek out a former patient, and the Janitor encourages Ted to be more assertive. (S7, E10) 
09:00Scrubs My Princess Dr. Cox weaves a bedtime fairy tale for his son. Starring Princess Elliot, the Janitor as the Giant, Turk & Carla are a two-headed witch, and J.D. as the village Idiot. (S7, E11) 
09:30Scrubs My Jerks The sexy but unethical Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) shakes things up at Sacred Heart, J.D. struggles to teach the new interns, and Carla helps Elliot put her ego in check. (S8, E01) 
10:00Scrubs My Last Words J.D. and Turk forgo their decade-long steak night tradition to comfort a dying patient. Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) reveals her true colours. (S8, E02) 
10:30Scrubs My Saving Grace Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong rivals Kelso and Cox ally to oust Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox). Carla tries to put a troublesome intern in line. (S8, E03) 
11:00The Tuxedo Film Jimmy Tong, A hapless chauffer, must take a comatose secret agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt star. (2002) 
13:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
13:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
14:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
14:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
15:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
15:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
16:00Friends: Season 3 The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
16:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
17:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
17:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
18:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
18:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
19:00Pixels Film When aliens attack the Earth, using video games as the models for their assaults, Sam (Adam Sandler), Will (Kevin James), Ludlow (Josh Gad), and Eddie (Peter Dinklage) must save the world! (2015) 
21:00Step Brothers Film When lazy, unemployed Brennan's (Will Ferrell) mother and lazy, unemployed Dale's (John C. Reilly) father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' worlds upside down. (2008) 
23:00Lip Sync Battle Nick Swardson (Terry in legendary comedy "Reno 911!") and American television personality/ghost whisperer Theresa Caputo duke it out in an action-packed episode of LSB. (S3, E23) 
23:30Lip Sync Battle David Spade (Russell in "Rules of Engagement"/C. J. in "8 Simple Rules") goes head-to-head with Danish model Nina Agdal - featuring songs by Wham! and Missy Elliott. (S3, E24) 
00:00My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 1): News show Inside Probe investigates the disappearance of the Crab Shack's owner, thinking that he was abducted by aliens. Several Camden residents become suspects. (S4, E25) 
00:30My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 2): The Inside Probe investigation continues, revealing the final fate of Ernie and uncovering surprising new revelations... Geraldo Rivera guest stars. (S4, E26) 
01:00You're the Worst Equally Dead Inside When Jimmy is upset after receiving a package in the mail from his father, he opens up emotionally to Gretchen, which completely freaks Gretchen out. (S1, E07) 
01:30You're the Worst Finish Your Milk Gretchen claims to be out of town visiting her parents, but her parents turn out to actually be in town visiting her. Jimmy worries that she's hiding him from her parents. (S1, E08) 
02:00Bordertown High School Football Bud becomes the new high school football coach and discovers a secret weapon to win - an illegal immigrant who turns out to be the #1 drug mule in Mexico. (S1, E04) 
02:30Bob's Burgers Go Tina on the Mountain The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain, but Tina doesn't let the weather get in the way of her having a nature-piphany. (S8, E15) 
03:00Rick and Morty Rick Potion #9 After Rick gives Morty a Love-potion for prom, things quickly spiral out of control when the Serum splices with the Flu. Rick and Morty scramble to cure the crisis. (S1, E06) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Brown History Month Cleveland and Lester are ordered by a judge to work together on a float for the Stoolbend Unity Parade after they get in a fight. (S1, E19) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Cleveland's Angels After Cleveland loses Roberta's college fund to a crooked casino owner, he is forced to resort to extreme measures to get the money back. (S1, E20) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Tight's Good After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister, Courtney. Oh dear, Charlie... Jenny McCarthy guest stars. (S5, E09) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Kinda Like Necrophilia While trying to help Jake get over a breakup, Alan finds out it was Charlie who stole his high school girlfriend, so he plots his revenge. Who will come out on top? (S5, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.