This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, September 25 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Ultrasound Vanessa gets an ultrasound. Michael blurts out the sex of the baby even though neither Jay or any of the rest of the family want to know. (S4, E08) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Marathon Jay diets and exercises in training for an upcoming marathon, Michael laughs off all her training by insisting he can run faster than she can. (S4, E09) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince - the Movie: Will and Carlton play poker with Jazz but think he is cheating. To get even with Jazz, Will and Carlton make up a story about being in a witness protection program. (S5, E05) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Misery Will has a date with Lisa in a cabin. However, things don't go the way Will thought they would go and he gets more than he bargained for. (S5, E06) 
10:00Scrubs My D?j? vu, My D?j? vu: J.D. starts to feel that the same things happen over and over again at Sacred Heart. Meanwhile, Turk annoys Carla by doing the things she cannot while pregnant. (S5, E22) 
10:30Scrubs My Urologist J.D. falls for an unscrupulous and self-centred surgeon, Dr. Kim Briggs (Elizabeth Banks). A hormonal Carla irritates Elliot when she meddles in her relationship with Keith. (S5, E23) 
11:00Friends: Season 9 The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
11:30Friends: Season 9 The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
12:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
12:30Friends: Season 9 The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Welcome to the Dollhouse To boost tourism, Taylor suggests reviving Stars Hollow's original street names. Lorelai thinks that's a great idea, until she learns what the new address will be. (S6, E06) 
14:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
14:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
15:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
15:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys play a game of "try not to laugh" using the infamous two-way mirror and compete with each other in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples. (S10, E02) 
17:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
17:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
18:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
18:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
19:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
19:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
20:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
20:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
21:00The Dukes of Hazzard Film Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville), and cousin Daisy Duke (Jessica Simpson), and their uncle Jesse, take on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane. (2005) 
23:15New: Bobby & Harriet At The... ...Comedy Store. Married Couple Harriet Kemsley and Bobby Mair are tonight's hosts from the Comedy Store, as they perform their own individual sets and introduce the amazing Rhys James. (S5, E11) 
23:45Phil Wang At The Comedy Store Phil Wang hosts this evening's show from the legendary Comedy Store in London. Joining him are the side-splitting Stephen Bailey, the exceptional Huge Davis, and the fabulous Sophie Willan. (S5, E10) 
00:15Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
00:40Impractical Jokers: Season 10 The guys play a game of "try not to laugh" using the infamous two-way mirror and compete with each other in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples. (S10, E02) 
01:05The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince - the Movie: Will and Carlton play poker with Jazz but think he is cheating. To get even with Jazz, Will and Carlton make up a story about being in a witness protection program. (S5, E05) 
01:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Misery Will has a date with Lisa in a cabin. However, things don't go the way Will thought they would go and he gets more than he bargained for. (S5, E06) 
02:05South Park: Ultimate Episodes Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman is tricked into buying pubic hair by Scott Tenorman. Outraged at being laughed at, he plots the most sickest, evil revenge possible... Radiohead guest star. (S5, E04) 
02:35South Park: Ultimate Episodes The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
03:05South Park: Ultimate Episodes Casa Bonita Cartman is overjoyed at going to a Mexican restaurant for Kyle's birthday but is crushed when he finds out Butters is invited instead. He'll have to make Butters "disappear". (S7, E11) 
03:25South Park: Ultimate Episodes AWESOM-O When Cartman disguises himself as a robot in order to play a prank on Butters, he ends up being used by movie execs to come up with film ideas and captured by the military! (S8, E05) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Dewey's Special Class Malcolm coaches Dewey on how to "throw" an IQ test so he will not end up in the Krelboyne class. While Hal and Craig enter a Dance Dance Revolution-style contest. (S5, E18) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Experiment Reese inadvertently perfects Malcolm and Stevie's experiment, but can't remember how he did it! Dewey dreams up reasons for people to buy the candy he's selling door-to-door. (S5, E19) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.