This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, January 20 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Ice Cream Balls Love is in the air as Will's slightly eccentric new client falls for Jack after he interrupts their meeting, but Jack refuses to accept the romantic offer... (S6, E13) 
08:35Will & Grace Looking for Mr. Good Enough: Will decides to further his cooking skills by taking a class and invites Jack to join him in the kitchen. However, Jack decides to include his new boyfriend. (S6, E14) 
08:55The U.S. Office Pilot A documentary crew arrives at the Scranton, Pennsylvania, offices of Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees and learn about modern management. Steve Carell stars. (S1, E01) 
09:30The U.S. Office Diversity Day Michael's controversial imitation of a Chris Rock routine forces the staff to undergo a racial diversity seminar. Jim struggles to keep hold of a lucrative contract extension. (S1, E02) 
10:00My Name Is Earl Y2K When Earl tries to return a take-a-number machine to a department store, it triggers memories of when the gang moved into the department store on 1/1/2000. (S1, E19) 
10:35My Name Is Earl Boogeyman When Earl decides to cross off "made a kid scared of the boogeyman" from his list, he discovers just what kind of lasting affect he had on the little boy. (S1, E20) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as puppy dog salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant, and try to teach golf. (S2, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
12:00Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
12:30Friends The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
13:00Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
13:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
14:00Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
14:30Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
15:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
15:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
16:00My Name Is Earl The Bounty Hunter Before he was tricked into marrying Joy, Earl had been dating Jessie (Juliette Lewis). When Jessie objected to being dumped, Joy knocked out her two front teeth! (S1, E21) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Stole a Badge Earl tackles #127, "Stole a badge from a police officer". Earl finds that the officer got demoted because of him. Earl now has to make it up to the officer. (S1, E22) 
17:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
17:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
18:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
18:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
19:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
19:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
20:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
20:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
21:00New: The Mick The Visit Mickey takes the kids to visit their parents in jail to gain closure, but it turns out Mickey may be the one who needs it the most. (S2, E03) 
21:30New: The Mick The Haunted House Mickey and Jimmy throw a Halloween party in their spooky, charred mansion but things get out of hand. Sabrina hopes to use the house party to cement her legacy. (S2, E04) 
22:00New: Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with guest judge Noel Fielding plus Katherine Ryan. Feat. a drag spectacular with Baga Chipz & The Vivienne vs. Glamrou & Crystal, and Laura Lexx vs. Tom Livingstone. (S4, E01) 
22:30Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
23:30The U.S. Office Pilot A documentary crew arrives at the Scranton, Pennsylvania, offices of Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees and learn about modern management. Steve Carell stars. (S1, E01) 
00:00The U.S. Office Diversity Day Michael's controversial imitation of a Chris Rock routine forces the staff to undergo a racial diversity seminar. Jim struggles to keep hold of a lucrative contract extension. (S1, E02) 
00:30The U.S. Office Health Care In an effort to save money to prevent downsizing, Michael puts Dwight in charge of choosing the company's new health care plan. Dwight's chosen plan is not well liked. (S1, E03) 
01:00The U.S. Office The Alliance As downsizing rumours swirl, paranoia takes over the members of the office. Dwight forms a "Survivor"-esque alliance with Jim against the other employees. (S1, E04) 
01:30South Park A Very Crappy Christmas When Mr Hankey fails to show up at Christmas time the boys go looking for him in the sewers. Can the gang revive the spirit of Christmas with their own cartoon? (S4, E17) 
02:00South Park It Hits The Fan Swearing on a TV show leads to mass profanity in South Park. What does this have to do with The Black Death?! The you-know-what-hits the fan 162 times in this ep! (S5, E01) 
02:30South Park Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
03:00South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman is tricked into buying pubic hair by Scott Tenorman. Outraged at being laughed at, he plots the most sickest, evil revenge possible... Radiohead guest star. (S5, E04) 
03:25South Park Terrance and Phillip - Behind The Blow: The boys face death at the hands of some unhinged environmentalists unless they can re-unite Terrance & Phillip for a show at Earth Day Festival! (S5, E05) 
03:50South Park Cartmanland When Cartman inherits $1million and purchases his own theme park, Stan starts to question his faith in God. It's not long before things start to go out of control for Cartman. (S5, E06) 
04:15Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on the tense Tug of War, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S2, E01) 
04:35Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a brand new set of contestants head for the castle. Prepare for thrills, spills and a whole load of mud as they encounter Stepping Stone and Knock Knock. (S2, E02) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.