This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, January 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now Tina is convinced that she has met the love of her life and pretends to be a boy while she sneaks into a Boyz 4 Now audition to find him. (S9, E01) 
08:35Bob's Burgers The Taking of Funtime One Two Three Louise, Tina and Gene seek Mr. Fischoeder's assistance with their desperate plan to win a grand prize dune buggy at their local arcade. (S9, E02) 
09:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
09:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
10:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
10:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
11:10Friends: Season 9 The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
11:40Friends: Season 9 The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
12:05Friends: Season 9 The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
12:35Friends: Season 9 The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
13:05Bring It On Again Film College freshmen Whittier and Monica make the state cheerleading squad, but can't stand its snobbish leader. They form their own team, pulling together geeky art students and hippies. (2004) 
14:54This is Comedy Central This is Comedy Central 
14:55Friends: Season 9 The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
15:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
16:00Friends: Season 9 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
17:00Friends: Season 10 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
17:40Friends: Season 10 The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
18:10Evan Almighty Film God (Morgan Freeman) contacts Congressman Evan Baxter (Steve Carell) and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood. John Goodman, Wanda Sykes, and Jonah Hill co-star. (2007) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why did the Jokers kill the idea of Joe going shirtless in the boxing ring? Which Joker loves to dance, but is terrible at it? And how did the guys mess with Sal before his punishment? (S3, E02) 
21:00Sex and the City 2 Film While wrestling with the pressures of life, love, and work in Manhattan, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte join Samantha for a trip to Abu Dhabi, where her ex is filming a new movie. (2010) 
00:00Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and his mum Ninette are in Koh Phangan, Thailand to hit the hippy trail - they experience a mass love-in, get wasted on buckets of booze, and Russ is encouraged to discuss sex. (S3, E01) 
01:00The Office (U.S.) Secret Santa There's competition in the office for the role of Santa Claus this Christmas. Erin's secret santa takes gift sending to the next level. (S6, E13) 
01:30The Office (U.S.) The Banker When a potential buyer comes to Dunder Mifflin, Michael, Dwight, Andy and Pam pull out all the stops in the hope of impressing him with their high profile contacts. (S6, E14) 
02:00The Office (U.S.) Sabre Michael has difficulties accepting the new policies of Sabre and its CEO (Kathy Bates). Michael goes to David Wallace for advice but finds him in unemployment depression. (S6, E15) 
02:30Scrubs My Drive-By Elliot worries she's going to ruin her new relationship with Jake, Dr Cox teaches Turk about having a healthy ego, and it's a battle of wits between Kelso and the Janitor. (S4, E24) 
03:00Scrubs My Changing Ways The gang finish their residencies at Sacred Heart. J.D. finds a place of his own, Turk & Carla consider a family change and Elliot receives a job offer. Season 4 finale. (S4, E25) 
03:25Scrubs My Intern's Eyes Attending at Sacred Heart, J.D. now has to deal with his own interns, Elliot has trouble fitting in at her new hospital, and Turk's trying to get Carla pregnant. Or is he? (S5, E01) 
03:45Scrubs My Rite Of Passage J.D. wants to treat his interns well, but he finds out they laugh at his bad jokes out of fear. Cox needs a break from Jordan and orders her to find friends at work. (S5, E02) 
04:10Scrubs My Day at The Races Trying to complete a list of goals before his 30th birthday, J.D. signs up for a triathlon. Turk takes on a patient who wishes to be hypnotized during surgery. (S5, E03) 
04:35Scrubs My Jiggly Ball J.D. endeavours to find something nice to say about Dr. Kelso when he has to introduce him at a dinner. Janitor taunts J.D. with the made-up game of 'Jiggly Ball'. (S5, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.