This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, November 20 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Something for Nothing Will gets lucky at a fund raiser and wins some money. When Will doesn't follow the clubs tradition, it starts rumours about the Banks family. (S2, E12) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Life After viewing the bill, Phil snaps Hilary's credit cards in half to prevent her from over-spending anymore on shoes. Hillary asks Will and his friend Tyriq to help her. (S2, E14) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Make Over Jay and Michael are grocery shopping when they run into Susan Green, former cheerleader from their high school. (S2, E25) 
09:30My Wife And Kids The Bowling Show The Tylers and The Kyles go at it in a game of bowling. (S2, E26) 
09:55Friends: Season 9 The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
10:35Friends: Season 9 The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
11:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
11:35Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
12:05Friends: Season 9 The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
12:35Friends: Season 9 The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 5 The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
13:55Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
14:25Friends: Season 9 The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
15:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
15:35Friends: Season 9 The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
16:00The Office (U.S.) Diwali Kelly invites the entire staff to a celebration of Diwali, the Hindu Festival of Light. In Stamford, Jim, Andy, and Karen stay late to do sales figures. (S3, E06) 
16:30The Office (U.S.) Branch Closing Jan informs Michael that the Dunder-Mifflin board has voted to close the Scranton branch, and for the Stamford branch to absorb the remnants of Scranton. (S3, E07) 
17:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
17:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
18:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
18:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
19:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
19:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat The Big 1-2 Eddie celebrates his 12th birthday with friends, much to the dismay of Louis and Jessica, who were hoping for a family birthday party. Meanwhile, Emery and Evan feel left out. (S2, E07) 
20:30New: Life In Pieces Sleepover Dream Light Haze Matt and Colleen have sleepwalking adventures after taking a sleeping aid. Greg gets upset when Jen reveals she had a sex dream about a member of the family. (S2, E17) 
21:00Austin Powers: The Spy Who... Film ...Shagged Me. Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 60s and steal Austin Powers's mojo, inadvertently leaving him "s******". Mike Myers stars. (1999) 
23:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Shannon and Katrina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E07) 
23:30Bad Education Swimming Gala Alfie turns up for the new term with a terrible hair-cut - thanks to his father - and learns that there is to be a synchronized diving contest. Time for a cash bet... (S2, E01) 
00:05The Office (U.S.) Diwali Kelly invites the entire staff to a celebration of Diwali, the Hindu Festival of Light. In Stamford, Jim, Andy, and Karen stay late to do sales figures. (S3, E06) 
00:35The Office (U.S.) Branch Closing Jan informs Michael that the Dunder-Mifflin board has voted to close the Scranton branch, and for the Stamford branch to absorb the remnants of Scranton. (S3, E07) 
01:05Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
01:35Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
02:00South Park A Million Little Fibbers Towlie writes his memoirs and it's not long before he's invited onto The Oprah Winfrey Show, but Oprah's vagina and anus are plotting against her. (S10, E05) 
02:30South Park ManBearPig Ex U.S. Vice President Al Gore visits South Park Elementary and warns the pupils about ManBearPig, a monster which is "half man, half bear and half pig" - you can't be "cereal"! (S10, E06) 
03:00South Park Tsst Cartman's mum realizes she can no longer control him, so attempts to get help from various reality TV experts. Only when she recruits the "Dog Whisperer" do results start to happen. (S10, E07) 
03:25South Park Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys are all shades of mad when a 'griefer' repeatedly kills them in an online game. Some serious training is in order so they can defeat him and play the game! (S10, E08) 
03:50The Cleveland Show To Live and Die in Va When Lester invests in Cleveland's beer truck business and loses his life savings, he is so upset that he decides to take his own life - or does he? (S2, E17) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Hal Sleepwalks Hal is stressed about a gift for Lois for their 20th anniversary. He begins sleepwalking, and Reese discovers Hal is highly suggestible in that state. (S6, E07) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Lois Battles Jamie Lois thinks she is losing her touch when Jamie seems too much to handle. The boys bring home a diving board and try to think up the craziest stunt to pull with it. (S6, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.