This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, December 13 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Humongous Growth While Will and Grace are feuding, Karen and Jack hatch a wobbly plan to make them patch up their differences about not co-parenting a baby. (S5, E04) 
08:35Will & Grace It's the Gay Pumpkin, Charlie Brown Grace allows her new beau Leo to drag her into the rustic fall countryside for a long and scary bike ride - along with Will and his newfound friend. (S5, E05) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 1): Ashley gets a great modelling opportunity. Phil's burgeoning political career has an unexpected effect on Vivian. (S6, E14) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 2): Will, Carlton, Ashley and Hilary take drastic measures to get Phil and Vivian to reconcile. (S6, E15) 
10:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to get strangers to follow them to a made up basement, try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and try to get a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons. (S11, E18) 
10:30Impractical Jokers The guys get strangers to help them fix their broken bike, and do and say whatever they are told. Later, they get strangers to approve some strange e-mails written by the other guys. (S11, E19) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys Greek out while lending a hand at a restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo. (S11, E20) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys play "the laugh man standing" challenge, and then try to get strangers to repeat the strange backstory of the Gatto dogs. (S11, E21) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers ask people for help with writing some strange answers on a questionnaire, and then fall in love with total strangers in the park. The loser has to ruin an autograph session. (S11, E22) 
12:30Friends The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
13:00Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
13:30Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
14:00Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
14:30Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
15:00Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
15:30Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
16:00Friends The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
16:30Friends The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
17:00Friends The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
17:30Fresh Off The Boat Tight Two Louis struggles to entertain the kids for long stretches after a leg injury keeps him at home. Meanwhile, Jessica has to take over the restaurant. (S2, E16) 
18:00Friends The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
18:30Friends The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
19:00Friends Christmas The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
19:30Friends Christmas The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
20:00Friends Christmas The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
20:30Friends Christmas The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
21:00Your Face or Mine In this Christmas special Jodie Kidd and Joseph Bates must get in the festive spirit and judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S6, E11) 
21:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a Christmas special of the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Ex on the Beach's Charlotte and Matt to win thousands for charity! (S4, E12) 
22:00New: South Park The boys are back as South Park returns with its 23rd season! It's still as crude, rude, and relevant as ever. 
22:30The Night Before Film On Christmas Eve, three lifelong friends (Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, and Anthony Mackie) spend the night looking for the Holy Grail of parties. James Franco and Miley Cyrus cameo. (2015) 
00:30New: Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Dane Baptiste (who's featured on "Live at The Apollo" and "8 Out of 10 Cats") pass comment on our contestants as they battle to the castle! (S7, E09) 
01:00New: Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Jayde Adams (who's featured on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown") pass judgement on our contestants as they battle their way to the castle! (S7, E10) 
01:30South Park The End of Serialization as We Know It Kyle and Cartman team up and gather multiple groups to take down the Internet and Troll Trace. Cartman develops precognitive visions of life on Mars. (S20, E10) 
02:00South Park White People Renovating Houses Randy and Sharon start a home renovation show that is threatened by Confederate rednecks. Meanwhile, Cartman grows attached to his Amazon Alexa. (S21, E01) 
02:30South Park Put It Down Tweek is freaking everybody out over the North Korea nuke stand-off; could cupcakes be the answer? Cartman throws a wobbly when his attention seeking suicide rants are ignored. (S21, E02) 
03:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:25Impractical Jokers Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
03:50Impractical Jokers: Holiday Party Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr host a festive shindig. Join them for bonus footage, behind-the-scenes banter, and special gifts. 
04:15Christmas Makes You LOL Compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous Christmas-based clips. 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.