This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, July 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Friend Frankie intervenes behind Mike's back to make him a new friend, Brick helps Axl pretend to be smart, and Sue's Wrestler-ettes have a showdown with the real cheerleaders. (S4, E13) 
08:35The Middle The Smile Axl waits to find out if he's been accepted into college, Sue tries to prove that smiling is contagious, and Brick tries to get his parents to buy him an iPad. (S4, E14) 
08:55The Middle Valentine's Day IV Axl finds a way to make money from Valentine's Day breakups, Sue gets a surprise date for the dance, and Frankie gets in trouble for throwing away Brick's art. (S4, E15) 
09:20The Middle Winners and Losers Frankie has reservations about letting Brick go on a field trip to Chicago, and things become awkward with Sue and Darrin after their first kiss. (S4, E16) 
09:45My Name Is Earl Witch Lady Earl conjures up a karmic plan to atone for all the wicked wrongs he did to an oddball "witch lady" (Betty White). But the golden girl proves to be certifiably unhinged. (S4, E21) 
10:15My Name Is Earl Pinky Earl helps Randy find his first love, a girl with pink hair called Pinky. Randy learns Earl had come between them all those years ago... but who is "Pinky"? (S4, E22) 
10:40Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
11:10Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
11:40Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
12:10Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
12:50Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
13:25Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
13:50Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
14:25Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
14:50Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
15:30Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
15:55My Name Is Earl Bullies Randy takes drastic measures to avoid Joy's bullying, while Earl attempts to cross off another list item for bullying an old schoolmate, Wally Panzer, whom Earl dubbed "Pansy." (S4, E23) 
16:25My Name Is Earl Gospel Earl tries to return a stolen church organ to a preacher (formerly a "gangsta" known as "Hash Brown"), but finds he's on the list more than once. Joy accidentally kidnaps Catalina. (S4, E24) 
16:50Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
17:30Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
17:55Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
18:30Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
18:55Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
19:35Friends The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
20:00Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
20:35Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Happy & Glorious Michael returns to the stage to do what he does best; make everyday life face-achingly hilarious. He throws everything in to this memorable performance that has over 15,000 rolling in the aisles. 
22:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl ponders his entry interview with God at the Pearly Gates. Stephen reads from Karl's Diary hi-lighting whether having one's head on backwards is harder than having one's hands reversed. (S1, E13) 
22:35The Ricky Gervais Show Karl pitches a bizarre idea for a film, in which the comatose hero, played by 'Clive Warren,' has his brain transplanted into his widow's head. (S2, E01) 
23:00South Park: 7 Deadly Sins The List The boys steal a list from the girls which rates their looks from the cutest to the ugliest. Spirits plummet, while for others egos inflate! Can the ghost of Abraham Lincoln help? (S11, E14) 
23:30South Park: 7 Deadly Sins Fishsticks Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. But an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line. (S13, E05) 
00:00South Park: 7 Deadly Sins Stupid Spoiled ***** Video Playset: Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park, corrupting the town's girls in the process. It's up to Mr Slave to put things right - time for a "***** off!" (S8, E12) 
00:30South Park: 7 Deadly Sins Smug Alert Kyle's father buys a new hybrid car but it's not long before his smug levels reach ridiculous levels - must be time to move to San Fran! How will Cartman deal with no Kyle? (S10, E02) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:35South Park Canada on Strike Canada is brought to the brink of collapse after a drawn out strike in pursuit of 'some of that internet money'. Can the boys save the day with a "YouToob" sensation? (S12, E04) 
02:00South Park Eek, A Pen*s! Ms. Garrison wants to become a man again, so whilst she is away Cartman becomes the sub teacher. It's not long before Cartman is teaching innercity kids the fun of cheating! (S12, E05) 
02:35South Park Over Logging Panic reigns as South Park finds that the internet's gone! The Marshes decide to go hunting for the internet in California and end up in an "internet refugee camp". (S12, E06) 
03:00South Park Super Fun Time The kids go on a field trip to a 'living museum'. A hostage situation ensues when robbers use the place to evade police. It's up to Cartman and Butters to save the day! (S12, E07) 
03:25South Park The China Probrem Alarmed by the grandeur of the Olympic ceremonies, Cartman enlists Butters to help him confront the Chinese. (S12, E08) 
03:50South Park Breast Cancer Show Ever Cartman's reputation is at stake when he is too afraid to fight Wendy, who is furious about his breast cancer jibes. Cartman then takes things from bad to worse! (S12, E09) 
04:15Friends: Get Festive The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
04:35Friends: Get Festive The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.