This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, February 21 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Lip Sync Battle Sam Richardson and T.J. Miller, the stars of "Office Christmas Party", drop the gloves in the LSB arena in this action-packed episode. (S3, E06) 
08:35Lip Sync Battle: Don Cheadle Actor Don Cheadle, acclaimed for his work on "House of Lies", among others, squares off with wildly successful comedian Wanda Sykes. (S3, E08) 
09:00Lip Sync Battle: Talk Show Hosts Jay Leno vs. Craig Ferguson: Two titans of late night television enter the LSB arena to find out who the superior performer is. (S3, E09) 
09:30Lip Sync Battle: Modern Family What happens when an NBA All Star (DeAndre Jordan) squares off with a red hot Hollywood actress and star of Modern Family (Sarah Hyland)? Find out right now. (S3, E12) 
10:00The U.S. Office The Job (Part 2): Jan decides to move in with a hesitant Michael, who now returns to his position as Scranton manager. Jim's interview goes well, until he finds a good-luck memento... (S3, E25) 
10:30The U.S. Office Fun Run (Part 1): After Michael hits Meredith with his car in the carpark of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, she learns she is infected with rabies. Angela asks Dwight to care for her sick cat. (S4, E01) 
11:00The U.S. Office Fun Run (Part 2): Feeling guilty about the incident with Meredith, Michael decides to host a "Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure". Who will win the race? (S4, E02) 
11:30The U.S. Office Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 1): Jim and Pam's relationship is outed after Toby files a PDA complaint. Ryan returns to the offices for the first time since his promotion. (S4, E03) 
11:55Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
12:30Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
12:55Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
13:25Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
13:55Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
14:30Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Troublemakers This time all manner of troublemakers are getting the Most Ridiculous treatment. We've got woeful wrong un's, bungling burglars, and some truly calamitous cops. Greg James is your guide. (S3, E15) 
15:30Most Ridiculous European Vacation Pack your bags as we go on a European Vacation. Greg James is on a whistle-stop tour featuring French fools, bonkers Brits, silly Swedes and a host of other nations unified in stupidity. (S3, E16) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Sold a Guy a Lemon Car Earl discovers that the apparent psychopath who has moved in next door to him and Randy at the hotel is actually a guy from his past who is on the list. (S4, E09) 
16:25My Name Is Earl Nature's Game Show A series of tornados hitting Camden County aren't Earl's biggest concern when he loses his list. A wild ride in a boat causes Randy to think he's invulnerable. (S4, E11) 
16:50Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
17:20Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
17:55Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
18:55Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
19:35Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
20:00Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
20:35Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
21:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson and Casey Johnson to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S3, E03) 
21:35South Park Fishsticks Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. But an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line. (S13, E05) 
22:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with guest judge Sara Pascoe plus Katherine Ryan. Featuring Rizzle Kick's Jordan Stephens vs. Dane Baptiste, and the housemate battle of Lou Sanders vs. Luke McQueen. (S4, E05) 
22:30New: Bob's Burgers The Hawkening Look Who's Hawking Now!: Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant. (S10, E06) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show This episode features a fan asking Karl which body part he could live without, fan mail questions for Karl, and ''Monkey News". (S1, E06) 
23:35The Ricky Gervais Show Karl is back from holiday, where he started a diary. Ricky begs to read some of it, revealing an invention Karl has come up with; A watch that counts down the days and time to one's death. (S1, E07) 
00:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell explains how his mum embarrasses him, and answers questions on over-heard conversations and bad Christmas presents. His guests are Roisin Conaty & Sean McLoughlin. (S1, E07) 
00:35Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for TOWIE's Gemma and Arg to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S4, E01) 
01:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Felicity and Jake will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E02) 
01:30South Park Medicinal Fried Chicken Cartman is furious to find that his favourite restaurant has been turned into a medical marijuana dispensary. Randy is less disappointed. (S14, E03) 
02:00South Park You Have 0 Friends Against his better judgement Stan joins Facebook and becomes a social networking juggernaut, causing him to be sucked into the website itself - 'Tron' parody ahoy! (S14, E04) 
02:30South Park Cri**led Summer At camp with his disabled chums, Jimmy is oblivious to Nathan's attempts to kill him and become champ. The boys sort an intervention as Towelie's drug use is too much! (S14, E07) 
03:00South Park Poor and Stupid Cartman's secret ambition in life is revealed. To become a NASCAR driver! Stan and Kyle convince him he can make the dream a reality but can he win the race of his life? (S14, E08) 
03:25The Mick The Trip Sabrina believes she's a shoe-in at Yale, but on the day of her interview, she takes a risk that may ruin her chances and jeopardize her future. Alba gets a visit from her cousin. (S2, E11) 
03:45The Mick The City Mickey and the gang take a trip to New York City and discover that Jimmy is flourishing at an investment firm. Meanwhile, Chip visits his biological father. (S2, E12) 
04:10The U.S. Office Cocktails The Dunder-Mifflin CFO David Wallace holds a cocktail party at his house, which Jan, Michael, Jim, Karen and Dwight attend. (S3, E18) 
04:30The U.S. Office The Negotiation Roy enters the office and attempts to attack Jim, but Dwight's timely intervention with pepper spray saves the day. Jim attempts to thank Dwight for saving him. (S3, E19) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.