This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, August 19 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Mom's Away Part 1: While Jay is away taking care of her mother, who's broken a leg, Michael is left in charge of the house and the kids. Meanwhile, Claire's friend Charmaine is pregnant. (S2, E01) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Mom's Away Part 2: The pregnancy test was Charmaine's, who is thinking about running away from home - thanks to Michael's advice on teen parenting. (S2, E02) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Perfect Dad The kids complain that Michael is being too strict since Jay left, so they call for a family meeting where they all discuss the way they think the family should be. (S2, E03) 
09:30My Wife And Kids No Rules While Jay's away, the kids complain Michael is too strict; so he makes a bet that they can't go a week without any rules... (S2, E04) 
09:55Friends: Season 9 The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
10:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
11:05Friends: Season 9 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
12:05Cloudy with a Chance of Meat... Film ...balls 2: Flint Lockwood now works at The Live Corp Company for his idol Chester V. But he soon learns that his most infamous machine is churning out menacing food-animal hybrids. (2013) 
14:05Friends: Season 10 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
14:40Friends: Season 10 The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
15:15Friends: Season 10 The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
16:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
16:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
17:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
17:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
18:00Friends: Season 10 The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
19:00John Tucker Must Die Film After discovering they are all dating the same guy (Jesse Metcalfe), three popular girls from different cliques band together for revenge. Ashanti, Brittany Snow, and Sophia Bush also star. (2006) 
21:00Easy A Film Clean-cut high school student Olive (Emma Stone) relies on the school's rumour mill to advance her social and financial standing, but things soon get out of control... (2010) 
23:00Impractical Jokers Live... ...One Night Stand Up: Experience the Jokers' riotous live performance as the guys tear up the stage at this sold out show - a mix of stand-up, never-before-seen clips and behind-the-scenes footage! 
00:30Lip Sync Battle UK Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Tonight, it's the battle of comedy legends with Sally Phillips and Robert Webb! (S3, E01) 
01:00Suzi Ruffell At The Comedy Store The riotously funny Suzi Ruffell is your host at the prestigious Comedy Store, where she is joined by the amazing Brennan Reece, the hugely funny Rosie Jones, and the joyous Lauren Pattison. (S5, E05) 
01:30Rick and Morty Lawnmower Dog Rick and Morty enter the dream of Morty's teacher, in an attempt to make him give Morty an "A" in maths. Rick gives Snuffles, the family dog, an intelligence-enhancing helmet. (S1, E02) 
02:00Rick and Morty Anatomy Park It's Christmas. Rick shrinks Morty, injecting him into a homeless man to save Anatomy Park. Jerry tries to have a Christmas free of electronic devices, but soon regrets this. (S1, E03) 
02:30South Park PC Principal Final Justice With paranoia rampant, the whole of South Park goes gun crazy! All the madness means it's left to PC Principal to save the town from the evil living ad Leslie. (S19, E10) 
03:00South Park Member Berries Only a reboot of the National Anthem can save America - can the man who saved Star Wars do it? Meanwhile, Randy is enraged by politics and Cartman takes on sexist trolls. (S20, E01) 
03:25The Cleveland Show When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie: When Freight Train misses his and Cookie's anniversary bash, she decides to hit the road with George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars. (S4, E10) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Brownsized With the promise of six-months severance pay (in exchange for everyone else losing their health benefits), Cleveland deep-sixes his job. (S4, E11) 
04:10Scrubs My Porcelain God Dr. Casey (Michael J. Fox) and J.D discover the toilet the Janitor installed on the roof. Dr. Kelso closes down a wing of the hospital but Dr. Cox and Carla fight back. (S3, E13) 
04:35Scrubs My Screw Up Dr. Cox is all smiles when Jordan's brother, Ben (Brendan Fraser), returns, but soon regrets forcing J.D. to focus all his attention on him. Carla has her eye on Turk's mole... (S3, E14) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.