This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, November 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Cheaters (2): Will finally tells his father how disappointed he is. Meanwhile, Grace asks Karen about her opinion on the affair. (S3, E17) 
08:35Will & Grace Mad Dogs and Average Men Grace is smitten when she meets Sumner, the charming and handsome nephew of Karen, but Grace's attempts to arrange a date are constantly thwarted by Karen. (S3, E18) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Philadelphia Story Will and the entire Banks family vacation in Will's hometown, Philadelphia, and learn a surprising secret about Will's reputation in the neighbourhood. (S4, E26) 
10:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air What's Will Got to Do with It? (Part 1): When Uncle Phil opens a record store, Will believes it is his chance to pursue a career featuring music. However, Uncle Phil refuses him a job... (S5, E01) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
12:00Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
12:30Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
13:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
13:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
14:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
14:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
15:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
15:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
16:00Will & Grace Poker? I Don't Even Like Her: Will feels the heat from his poker-playing pals when their weekly get-together is compromised by Grace whose gamesmanship leaves her in debt to everyone. (S3, E19) 
16:30Will & Grace An Old Fashioned Piano Party When Grace frets that she and Will might drift apart, she impulsively buys an expensive piano which she hopes will cement their mutual bond and love for music. (S3, E20) 
17:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
17:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
18:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
18:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
19:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
19:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
20:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
20:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
21:00Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
22:25Scary Movie Film A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer. Features Anna Faris, Marlon Wayans, and Carmen Electra. (2000) 
00:00South Park 'C**n 2: Rise of Captain...(1): The raccoon outfitted superhero, The 'C**n, returns. This time he's got friends! Will they be able to stop the evil BP and their drilling vessel? (S14, E11) 
00:35South Park Mysterion Rises (2): Led by Mysterion, 'C**n and Friends are working to help the people in the Gulf but a secret is revealed. The 'C**n is out for revenge on his former buddies. (S14, E12) 
01:00South Park 'C**n vs. 'C**n & Friends (3): The 'C**n shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he exacts revenge on his former partners. Mysterion's origins are now revealed! (S14, E13) 
01:30South Park Crème Fraiche Annoyed by Randy's perverse obsession with cookery shows, Stan enlists the help of Gordon Ramsay, while Sharon is increasingly drawn to her Shake Weight exercise equipment. (S14, E14) 
02:00South Park HumancetiPad After failing to read the small print in a contract Kyle is kidnapped by Apple, who have big plans in store for him. It's left up to the boys to rescue him from Steve Jobs. (S15, E01) 
02:30New: Lip Sync Battle American Ninja Warrior hosts Matt Iseman and Akbar Gbaja-Biamila go head-to-head and battle it out in the LSB arena. Taking on Boyz II Men, Meat Loaf, and more! (S5, E13) 
03:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:25Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks adult colouring-in books and gluten; plus answers questions on the Queen's seduction methods, STD penguins. His guests are Chris Ramsey and Yuriko Kotani. (S2, E03) 
03:50Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks Tom Jones, pant throwing and RnB music with a West Country edge. His guests are Kiri Pritchard-Mclean and James Acaster. (S2, E04) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.