This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, October 17 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids The Wedding Jr. and Vanessa's plan for a small, simple wedding get drowned out by Michael and Jay's lavish plans for the wedding of the century. (S5, E10) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Careful What You Wish For After Michael treats Jay horribly during a double date with Jr. and Vanessa who are still very much in love, Jay demands Michael be more attentive to her. (S5, E11) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Clownius A man in a clown suit takes Phil, Will, and Carlton hostage - and if Phil does not cooperate (help him get a big break on TV), he will detonate a bomb! (S6, E13) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 1): Ashley gets a great modelling opportunity. Phil's burgeoning political career has an unexpected effect on Vivian. (S6, E14) 
10:00Scrubs My Dumb Luck Carla and Elliot try to round up support to fight against Dr. Kelso's forced retirement. J.D. and Turk accidentally figure out one of Dr. Cox's patient's mystery ailments. (S7, E09) 
10:30Scrubs My Waste of Time Dr. Cox discovers it is not all plain sailing as top doctor at Sacred Heart, Elliot and J.D. seek out a former patient, and the Janitor encourages Ted to be more assertive. (S7, E10) 
11:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
11:30Friends: Season 3 ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
12:00Friends: Season 3 The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
12:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Partings The town troubadour departs Stars Hallow for his Neil Young gig (creating a stampede of would-be troubadours to town). Logan graduates and leaves for London. Season finale. (S6, E22) 
14:00Friends: Season 3 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
14:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
15:00Friends: Season 3 The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
15:30Friends: Season 3 The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
17:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
17:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
18:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
18:30Friends: Season 3 The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
19:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
19:30Friends: Season 3 The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Real Housewives of Cheshire's Dawn and Ashley to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S4, E03) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Joe Swash and Stacey Solomon to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S2, E01) 
21:00Lee Evans: Roadrunner - Live At... ...The O2: Mr Evans performs to another gigantic crowd on his 2011 tour, where he fumes about; breaking down on the motorway, airport hassle, and a certain late-night TV channel he'd recently noticed! 
22:00New: Rob Delaney's Stand Up... ...Central. Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. This week Sara Pascoe headlines with support from Tom Ward. (S1, E02) 
22:30Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Daniel Sloss vs. Phil Wang, and Alfie Brown vs. Jessie Cave. (S2, E02) 
23:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race The queens must write and perform a rap on RuPaul's new hit single, and guest RuPaul's podcast with Michelle Visage. Style superstar Carson Kressley and Ross Matthews guest judge. (S9, E12) 
00:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! Watch the final four queens get retrospective as they rap about men's spas and their extravagant runway looks, plus their heartfelt responses to a pageant question... (S9, E12) 
00:35Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Clownius A man in a clown suit takes Phil, Will, and Carlton hostage - and if Phil does not cooperate (help him get a big break on TV), he will detonate a bomb! (S6, E13) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 1): Ashley gets a great modelling opportunity. Phil's burgeoning political career has an unexpected effect on Vivian. (S6, E14) 
02:00South Park A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
02:30South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
03:00South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance Mr. Garrison realizes that getting fired for being gay could allow him to sue the school for millions, so he decides to perform crazy sex acts with Mr Slave. (S6, E14) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Cleveland's Angels After Cleveland loses Roberta's college fund to a crooked casino owner, he is forced to resort to extreme measures to get the money back. (S1, E20) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Secret Boyfriend Malcolm gets involved in a complicated relationship with the secretly brainy Vicki (the hottest girl in school). Lois worries about what Reese will be doing in the future. (S7, E06) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Blackout One fish, two kobe steaks, three girls, four sub-plots, and five brothers come together for an evening at home when the power goes out. (S7, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.