This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, November 19 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Winners and Losers Frankie has reservations about letting Brick go on a field trip to Chicago, and things become awkward with Sue and Darrin after their first kiss. (S4, E16) 
08:35The Middle Wheel of Pain While Frankie and Mike are out; Axl, Sue, and Brick are involved in breaking a window. They decide to lie that someone else did it. But Frankie and Mike don't believe them... (S4, E17) 
09:00The Middle The Name Frankie's sister Janet comes to help around the house while Frankie studies, Sue decides to change her middle name, and Axl gets competition for Cassidy from her ex-boyfriend. (S4, E18) 
09:30The Middle The Bachelor Disappointed with the finale of The Bachelor, Frankie mopes for days. When Sue joins the school's tennis team, Mike encourages her not to compliment her opponents. (S4, E19) 
10:00My Wife And Kids Jay Goes to School Jay drops the bomb that she has enrolled in college, and despite Michael forbidding her, she goes anyway. At first the kids are behind her... (S4, E04) 
10:30My Wife And Kids Meet the Parents Junior goes over to tell Calvin and Jasmine Scott that their daughter is pregnant. But it ends up as a family feud when Michael finds out how intimidating they are. (S4, E05) 
11:00My Wife And Kids He's Having a Baby Michael tries to teach Junior a lesson in parenting when he gives him a balloon to take care of. Meanwhile, Jay teaches Kady about the birds and the bees. (S4, E06) 
11:30My Wife And Kids The Funeral The Kyles are willing to support Michael's inconsolable employee, Larry, who can't get over losing his 103-year-old grandmother. But Larry goes overboard at the funeral... (S4, E07) 
12:00Spy Kids Film Two kids discover that their parents are secret agents - but when the grown-ups get themselves into trouble, it's up to the kids to save the day! 
14:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
14:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
15:00Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
15:30Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
16:00Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
16:35Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
17:00Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
17:45Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
18:15Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
18:55Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
19:25Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
19:55Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
20:25Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
21:00The Longest Yard Washed-up quarter back (Adam Sandler) ends up in jail after a drunken night, and is ordered to put together an American football team to take on the guards; with Chris Rock and Terry Crews. (2005) 
23:20American Pie: The Book Of Love Three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library - but the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, it leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity. (2009) 
01:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers utilize mall shoppers to mediate their mindless conflicts, demand ice cream at a specialized business, and start protests for ridiculous causes. (S3, E07) 
01:45Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
02:15Broad City Abbi's Mom Abbi agrees to take her mom out for a wild night on the town, and Ilana's seasonal depression takes a toll on her work life. (S4, E05) 
02:45Nathan For You Santa / Petting Zoo: Nathan stages a viral video to put a petting zoo on the map and sets up a "Santa in the Summer" photo shoot at a mall. (S1, E02) 
03:10South Park Die Hippie, Die Cartman runs a 'pest control' service to rid the town of hippies and is soon arrested, but when a plague of hippies invades South Park the town turn to him and his methods. (S9, E02) 
03:30Bob's Burgers Turkey in a Can: Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone commits an act of Thanksgiving sabotage! (S4, E05) 
03:55Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
04:15The Middle Winners and Losers Frankie has reservations about letting Brick go on a field trip to Chicago, and things become awkward with Sue and Darrin after their first kiss. (S4, E16) 
04:35The Middle Wheel of Pain While Frankie and Mike are out; Axl, Sue, and Brick are involved in breaking a window. They decide to lie that someone else did it. But Frankie and Mike don't believe them... (S4, E17) 
05:15Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.