This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, December 12 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ain't No Business Like Show Business Will lands a spot in a comedy showcase after accompanying a comic friend to an audition. Meanwhile, Vivian is away and Phillip demands attention. (S3, E22) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Way We Were Philip and Vivian are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary and the others put together a scrapbook. (S3, E23) 
09:00My Wife And Kids The Sweet Hairafter Michael's friend has a hair-growth pill that makes him paranoid. Once Michael starts to take the pills, he displays the same symptoms. (S4, E02) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Jr. Executive: Michael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do menial jobs around Kyle Trucking. (S4, E03) 
10:00Friends Christmas The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
10:30Friends Christmas The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
11:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
11:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
12:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
12:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
14:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
14:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
15:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
15:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
16:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
16:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
17:008 Simple Rules Son-in-Law Paul is ecstatic when Bridget's boyfriend turns out to be "Michigan sports' royalty". Kerry is upset when she thinks her father trusts her because she's not sexy. (S1, E05) 
17:308 Simple Rules Cheerleader Bridget is jealous when Kerry gets chosen for the cheerleading team. Paul tries in vain to wean Rory off video games. (S1, E06) 
18:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
18:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
19:00Friends Christmas The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
19:30Friends Christmas The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Anthony and Dhechen will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E11) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Shane and Lee will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E06) 
21:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News Russell picks his favourite bits from the seventh series. Tonight features; Boris Johnson, Obama, sexist pens, a tombstone vagina, a horse hairdresser, talking urinals, and a musical carrot. (S7, E12) 
22:00Roast Battle Christmas A special festive-themed tournament with Jimmy Carr, Katherine Ryan, Jonathan Ross,? and Nick Helm as Santa. Ed Gamble, Suzi Ruffell, Desiree Burch and Bobby Mair battle it out to be crowned champion. 
23:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks jellyfish stings and brotherly love. His guests are Bridget Christie and Ivo Graham. (S2, E05) 
23:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks racial tension and lady wrestling; plus answers questions on Youtubers and tickling chickens. His guests are Johnny Pelham and Seann Walsh. (S2, E06) 
00:00New: You're the Worst A Rapidly Mutating Virus Jimmy gets closer to his bartender friend, Nina. Gretchen accompanies Sam to do a radio interview. Edgar attempts to make inroads with Dorothy's comedy friends. (S2, E11) 
00:30New: You're the Worst Other Things You Could Be Doing Gretchen's depression comes to a head, forcing Jimmy to make a tough choice. Lindsay finally lets Paul go. Edgar has his improv. graduation show. (S2, E12) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
02:00South Park Butter's Bottom B***h Oblivious to his actions, the little innocent Butters starts up 'The Kissing Company', and is soon the most notorious pimp around. Will undercover cops ruin his fun? (S13, E09) 
02:30South Park W. T. F.: After seeing their first live WWE wrestling match the boys decide to form their own wrestling federation... and gain a huge redneck following! (S13, E10) 
03:00South Park Whale W****s Kyle joins the crew of a reality documentary show who confront Japanese whalers, but finds their tactics leave a lot to be desired for and that war with Japan beckons! (S13, E11) 
03:25The Cleveland Show There Goes El Neighbourhood After getting himself into several cultural misunderstandings with his new Latina neighbour, Cleveland attempts to make amends. (S3, E09) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15My Wife And Kids The Sweet Hairafter Michael's friend has a hair-growth pill that makes him paranoid. Once Michael starts to take the pills, he displays the same symptoms. (S4, E02) 
04:35My Wife And Kids Jr. Executive: Michael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do menial jobs around Kyle Trucking. (S4, E03) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.