This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, March 21 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Jiggly Ball J.D. endeavours to find something nice to say about Dr. Kelso when he has to introduce him at a dinner. Janitor taunts J.D. with the made-up game of 'Jiggly Ball'. (S5, E04) 
08:35Scrubs My Missed Perception J.D. mistakes an elderly woman's happiness as her wish to stop treatment for a fatal illness. Carla desperately tries to gather the hospital staff for a group photo. (S5, E06) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Sticks & Stones Earl makes up for teasing a mustached girl in school, and it forces him to confront his fear of taking his shirt off in public. (S2, E03) 
09:30My Name Is Earl Larceny of a Kitty Cat: Randy has a crush on the next woman on Earl's list, so he pretends to be a cat lover. Earl knows that this one will end badly. (S2, E04) 
10:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
10:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
11:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
11:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
12:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
12:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
16:008 Simple Rules Out of the Box C.J. decides to try speed dating. Kerry's winning art project will be displayed at the mall. Will this be the *one* time she gets the people's attention instead of Bridget? (S3, E04) 
16:308 Simple Rules Car Trouble Rory is enamoured with Marnie the Slurpie Girl and knows she'd like to see Outkast live. But he hasn't got a driver. Nor tickets like her sisters. (S3, E05) 
17:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
17:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
18:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
18:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
19:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
19:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Love Island's Chris Hughes and Olivia Attwood to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S3, E01) 
20:30Bad Robots Student Barney ties himself in knots when posting a fragile wedding present, drivers battle with a parking ticket machine, and a automated painting assistant decides to help a decorator. (S1, E01) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Showtime Live McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
22:00New: The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey is back! Recorded live in his basment every week, join him and his celebrity guests for daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats! 
22:35Impractical Jokers In this season finale that's part salute-to-the-troops, part pre-recorded-challenges, the Jokers team up to give phony presentations about aviation and plant American flags onto shoppers. (S10, E26) 
23:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
00:00Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks bread, wonky vegetables, and cleavage; plus answers questions on Lego and self-pleasure in space. His guests are Jimmy Carr and Darren Harriot. (S2, E01) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:30South Park City Sushi When Butters gets caught up in an Asian turf war his parents discover he has multiple personalities and decide medication is the answer - but what is Butters' therapist hiding? (S15, E06) 
02:00South Park You're Getting Old (1): When Stan gets a Tween Wave CD for his birthday his parents ban him from listening to this "cr**". When Stan starts agreeing with them the boys are not impressed. (S15, E07) 
02:30South Park Ass Burgers (2): Stan's existential life crisis (aka being a teenager) continues full-steam, while Cartman goes into the burger business with a super-special-secret ingredient. (S15, E08) 
03:00Bob's Burgers Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien Gene disapproves of a new playground game which throws the school into chaos. Meanwhile, Linda develops a storyteller persona when she fills in at the local library. (S8, E09) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Of Lice and Men A lice outbreak at school means Rallo must lop off his beloved Afro, and when the other kids start making fun of him, Junior has his back. (S4, E20) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Mr. & Mrs. Brown: Donna is incensed when Cleveland and his mom are mistaken for husband and wife on a visit to a retirement home. Meanwhile, Rallo rips off a candy bar from a vendor. (S4, E21) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang Walden decides Kate is "the one" - until he meets the adventurous Vivian (guest star Mila Kunis)! Meanwhile, Gretchen discovers "Jeff Strongman's" secret...(S11, E19) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead Larry dumps Lyndsey for lying to him about Alan (aka Jeff Strongman) being her ex. Also, Gretchen accepts Alan's proposal - but will the wedding go to plan? (S11, E22) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.