This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, November 12 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Gypsies, Tramps and Weed Will reluctantly decides to use a birthday gift certificate from Grace to consult a psychic about his future and encounters an absent-minded fortune teller. (S3, E07) 
08:35Will & Grace Lows in the Mid-Eighties (1): In a flashback to Thanksgiving 1985, co-ed Grace invites her college boyfriend Will home to meet her family, but their romantic relationship soon swerves. (S3, E08) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air When You Hit Upon a Star Will's love affair with a superstar singer, Michelle Michaels, is threatened when he meets her handsome former lover. (S4, E17) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stop Will! In the Name of Love Ashley asks Will to chaperone her, thinking that her father would be overprotective. He turns out to be just as bad, and when her date leaves, Ashley rebels. (S4, E18) 
10:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys conduct interviews while the others try to make them laugh from behind a window and strike up a conversation with people using only a single word. (S5, E13) 
10:30Impractical Jokers The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park in a Joker vs. Joker. (S5, E14) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
12:00Friends The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
12:30Friends The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
13:00Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
13:30Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
14:00Friends The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
14:30Friends The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
15:00Friends The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
15:30Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
16:00Will & Grace Lows in the Mid-Eighties (2): In a flashback to Thanksgiving 1985, co-ed Grace invites her college boyfriend Will home to meet her family, but their romantic relationship soon swerves. (S3, E09) 
16:30Will & Grace Three's A Crowd, Six Is A Freak Show Just as Grace seems to be on the verge of a promising relationship, she undergoes a minor procedure that leaves her with an ugly sore on her lip. (S3, E10) 
17:00Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
17:30Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
18:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
19:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
19:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
20:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
20:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
21:00Lee Evans Live At Wembley Wembley Arena bursts at the seams for another Lee Evans spectacular! He covers getting lost in the car with your wife, annoying caravan owners and the big question; where do women go to pass wind? 
23:30New: Lip Sync Battle Younger star Nico Tortorella squares off for the LSB Championship Belt against co-star Molly Bernard in a monumental Lip Sync Battle. Taking on tracks by Ariana Grande, Blondie, and more! (S5, E12) 
00:00South Park Fishsticks Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. But an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line. (S13, E05) 
00:30South Park Pinewood Derby Randy and Stan somehow discover warp speed, allowing Earth to join the Galactic Federation of Planets, but will an alien gangster and his 'space cash' ruin everything? (S13, E06) 
01:00South Park Fatbeard Cartman hears of all the riches being plundered by the pirates in Somalia, so dons his eye patch and leads a motley crew off to Africa to get in on the act. (S13, E07) 
01:30South Park Dead Celebrities The ghost of Michael Jackson refuses to accept his death, leaving the rest of the recently dead celebrities frustrated in purgatory and poor Ike having ghostly visits! (S13, E08) 
02:00South Park Butter's Bottom B***h Oblivious to his actions, the little innocent Butters starts up 'The Kissing Company', and is soon the most notorious pimp around. Will undercover cops ruin his fun? (S13, E09) 
02:30South Park W. T. F.: After seeing their first live WWE wrestling match the boys decide to form their own wrestling federation... and gain a huge redneck following! (S13, E10) 
03:00New: The Daily Show Brand new. Joining Trevor tonight is Democrat Representative Jim Himes, plus Anna Kendrick will be talking about her new fantasy-comedy movie "Noelle", where she plays the daughter of Santa Claus. 
03:25Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell explains how his mum embarrasses him, and answers questions on over-heard conversations and bad Christmas presents. His guests are Roisin Conaty & Sean McLoughlin. (S1, E07) 
03:50Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about an amusing ringtone, and answers questions on cats, wizards, and what cheers him up. His guests are Carl Donnelly and Iain Sterling. (S1, E08) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.