This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, May 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
08:35Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
09:10Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
09:40Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
10:10Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
10:40Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
11:10Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
11:40Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
12:10Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
12:45Bring It On: In It to Win It Film A senior (Ashley Benson from "Pretty Little Liars") falls for a fellow cheerleader (Michael Copon from "One Tree Hill") at the Cheer Camp Nationals, not realizing that he is on a rival squad. (2007) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Furry Friends The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give our furry friends the Most Ridiculous treatment. So prepare yourself for crazy cats, dumb dogs and loads of other pets causing chaos. (S3, E01) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Idiotic Infants Fancy the funniest clips on the internet? Well, your luck's in as Greg James gives kids the MR treatment. We've got bonkers babies, playground pratfalls and ludicrous little monsters. (S3, E02) 
15:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
15:55Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
16:35Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
17:05Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
17:35Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
18:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
18:35Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
19:00The Nutty Professor Film Grossly overweight yet good-hearted professor Sherman Klump (Eddie Murphy) takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love (also Eddie Murphy!). (1996) 
21:00Hancock Film John Hancock (Will Smith) is a drunkard with superhuman powers. He inadvertently causes millions of dollars in damage due to his intoxication and cynical attitude! Charlize Theron also stars. (2008) 
23:00Iain Stirling: Comedy Central Live The voice of "Love Island" Iain Stirling kicks of this brand-new series of stand-up specials with a barnstorming set recorded at Comedy Central Live in the heart of London. 
23:30The Comedy Bus This week Darren Harriott brings the Comedy Bus to Birmingham. Darren is keen to see all the sights but Iain Stirling has a more extreme idea about how to do this. Last in the series. (S1, E06) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
01:00South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
01:30South Park A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
02:00South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
02:30South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance Mr. Garrison realizes that getting fired for being gay could allow him to sue the school for millions, so he decides to perform crazy sex acts with Mr Slave. (S6, E14) 
03:00South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe Cartman is rushed to hospital after again being possessed by Kenny. Chef believes a TV psychic can help but Stan isn't so sure... (S6, E15) 
03:25South Park My Future Self 'n' Me: After meeting his failed self from the future, Stan decides to avoid drink and drugs - but why does Butters also have a good-for-nothing future self staying with him? (S6, E16) 
03:50Bob's Burgers If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette? The kids visit a marionette theatre for a school field trip, and Louise gets on the theatre owner's bad side. (S9, E18) 
04:15Life In Pieces Party Lobster Gym Sale Greg joins Colleen's gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out. Tyler and Samantha throw a party while Heather and Tim are away for the weekend. (S1, E13) 
04:35Life In Pieces Will Trash Book Spa When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn't turn out to be as relaxing as they expected. (S1, E14) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.