This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, July 19 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
08:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Def Poet's Society The family pressures Will to enter an after school program. Following girls into a poetry class, he makes up a poem on the spot to impress them but it leads to trouble. (S1, E07) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (Part 1): The family heads to the mall to pick up costumes for Hilary's Halloween party. Will and Carlton place a bet to see who can find a date for it. (S1, E08) 
10:00Scrubs My Bed Banter and Beyond J.D. and Elliot decide to take their relationship in a new direction. Carla and Dr. Cox reminisce about their motivations to enter the medical field. (S1, E15) 
10:30Scrubs My Heavy Meddle The stress of work becomes too much for Dr. Cox and J.D. to bear. Carla defies Dr. Kelso to fulfil a dying patient's unusual last request. (S1, E16) 
11:00Friends: Season 5 The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
11:30Friends: Season 6 The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
12:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
12:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
13:00Gilmore Girls The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles To earn some money before the baby arrives, Sookie asks Lorelai if they can cater a kids' party but Sookie doesn't know what kids like. (S4, E03) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Joker's Choice In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
15:00Scrubs My Student After finishing their first year as interns, J.D., Elliot and Turk move up the hierarchy and eagerly await the arrival of new medical students to do their dirty work. (S1, E17) 
15:30Scrubs My Tuscaloosa Heart J.D. must learn to handle a verbally abusive patient while Dr. Cox's love-life spirals out of control. Elliott discovers Dr. Kelso's mysterious musical past. (S1, E18) 
16:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
16:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
17:00Friends: Season 6 The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
17:30Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
18:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
18:30Friends: Season 6 The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
19:00Friends: Season 6 The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
19:30Friends: Season 6 The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
20:00New: Most Ridiculous Builders The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, builders get the Most Ridiculous treatment with everything from cement mixer calamities to dangerous demolition. (S2, E15) 
20:30New: Most Ridiculous Fun and Games The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fun and games to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From extreme board games to hiking horrors. We've got it covered. (S2, E16) 
21:00Step Brothers Film When lazy, unemployed Brennan's (Will Ferrell) mother and lazy, unemployed Dale's (John C. Reilly) father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' worlds upside down. (2008) 
23:00New: Detroiters April in the D: Cramblin Duvet hits a hot streak, and Sam and Tim help Sheila find a lawyer after she gets a DUI. (S2, E01) 
23:30New: Detroiters Jefferson Porger Tension builds between Sam and Tim after Sam acts in one of their commercials, and Sheila's relationship with Lea becomes strained after she makes an off-colour joke. (S2, E02) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Joker's Choice In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Def Poet's Society The family pressures Will to enter an after school program. Following girls into a poetry class, he makes up a poem on the spot to impress them but it leads to trouble. (S1, E07) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (Part 1): The family heads to the mall to pick up costumes for Hilary's Halloween party. Will and Carlton place a bet to see who can find a date for it. (S1, E08) 
02:00South Park Insheeption Whilst in a group therapy session for hoarding, Stan is trapped inside the dream of school counsellor Mr Mackey along with a certain horror movie star of the '80s! (S14, E10) 
02:30South Park 'C**n 2: Rise of Captain...(1): The raccoon outfitted superhero, The 'C**n, returns. This time he's got friends! Will they be able to stop the evil BP and their drilling vessel? (S14, E11) 
03:00South Park Mysterion Rises (2): Led by Mysterion, 'C**n and Friends are working to help the people in the Gulf but a secret is revealed. The 'C**n is out for revenge on his former buddies. (S14, E12) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Joining Trevor tonight is author Annie Lowrey, talking about her new book "Give People Money: How a Universal Basic Income Would End Poverty, Revolutionize Work, and Remake the World". 
03:50Rick and Morty The Ricks Must Be Crazy When Rick has trouble with his car, he and Morty travel to the microverse in the car's battery. Stephen Colbert guest voices. (S2, E06) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Francis Escapes Francis bails from military school in a desperate attempt to visit his stupid girlfriend. Lois finds out Francis has left school, but does not know where he went. (S1, E07) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Krelboyne Picnic The family (including Francis) spend the day at 'Cirque de Krelboyne', a picnic where Malcolm's classmates demonstrate their abilities. All hell soon breaks loose! (S1, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.