This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, March 31 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: A to Z The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
08:35Friends: A to Z The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
09:00Friends: A to Z The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
09:30Friends: A to Z The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
10:00Friends: A to Z The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
10:30Friends: A to Z The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
11:00Friends: A to Z The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
11:30Friends: A to Z The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
12:00Bring It On: All or Nothing Film A transfer student (Hayden Panettiere) to a rough high school tries joining the cheerleading squad and not only faces off against the head cheerleader (Solange), but against her former school. (2006) 
14:00Richie Rich Film Richie Rich (Macaulay Culkin) has every toy any little boy could ever want. The one thing Richie doesn't have is friends. When his parents suddenly go missing, he sets out to solve the mystery. (1994) 
16:00Friends: A to Z The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
16:30Friends: A to Z The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
17:00Friends: A to Z The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
17:30Friends: A to Z The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
18:00Friends: A to Z The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
18:30Friends: A to Z The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
19:00Leap Year Film Anna (Amy Adams) plans to travel to Dublin to propose marriage to her boyfriend Jeremy on Leap Day, because, according to Irish tradition, a man who receives a proposal on leap day must accept. (2010) 
21:00That Awkward Moment Film Three best friends (Zac Efron, Michael B. Jordan, and Miles Teller) find themselves at that confusing moment in every dating relationship, when you have to decide "So...where is this going?". (2014) 
23:00Kevin Hart Live: Laugh At My Pain Kevin Hart reveals his most sordid and personal affairs in this phenomenal stand up performance; from his twenty second 'stamina' to his showdown with Spongebob. 
00:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them while posing as physical therapists, then pitch some ridiculous ideas for TV show hosts. (S11, E24) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How does the crew keep the laugh-out-loud names secret from each of the Jokers? What ideas didn't make it into the guy's dating profiles? How much fungus was Sal subjected to? (S3, E11) 
01:00South Park AWESOM-O When Cartman disguises himself as a robot in order to play a prank on Butters, he ends up being used by movie execs to come up with film ideas and captured by the military! (S8, E05) 
01:30South Park The Jeffersons A new family arrive in South Park with a little boy called Blanket, a fairground in the garden and a dad with a penchant for singing and cosmetic surgery. Guess who? Shamone! (S8, E06) 
02:00South Park Goobacks South Park is swamped by workers from the future, who take all the jobs for less pay. The men of South Park go to unusual lengths to stop them. "Dey turk err jurbs!" (S8, E07) 
02:30Bob's Burgers Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's: Linda learns about the world of essential oils from her new friend and Aunt Gayle becomes convinced that she needs someone to rescue her. (S9, E11) 
03:00Broad City Broad City The broads say goodbye. Series finale - last ever episode! (S5, E10) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Beer Walk Donna, frustrated by her husband's laziness on the weekends, nags Cleveland to help her around the house and to do something more with his life. (S2, E09) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Cleveland Live! When Cleveland and Donna attempt to celebrate their anniversary, their unruly kids and disruptive friends get in their way. (S2, E02) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Home is Where the Heart Attack Is Philip has a serious heart attack while eating a cheeseburger that he bribes Will to buy for him. The family arrives at the hospital except for Carlton... (S4, E10) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Take My Cousin - Please: When one of Will's professors gets depressed over his divorce, Will hopes to improve his failing class grade by introducing him to Hilary, who is still grieving. (S4, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.