This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, August 27 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Return of the Wall Jay's overbearing competitive streak returns once again when she becomes the coach of Kady's soccer team, but quickly gets replaced by Michael! (S2, E21) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Working Relationship Jay's feeling bored ever since she was fired. She can't think of anything else to do around the house, and won't let Michael watch the Jordan game. (S2, E22) 
09:00Daddy Day Camp Film Spurred on by their wives' insistence that their children attend summer camp, Charlie (Cuba Gooding Jr.) and his friend Phil (Paul Rae) decide to buy the dilapidated Camp Driftwood. (2007) 
11:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
11:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
12:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
12:30Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
13:00Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
13:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
14:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
14:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
15:01Garfield Film Garfield (Bill Murray) has everything a cat could want. But when his owner Jon - in an effort to impress an old crush - adopts a dog named Odie, Garfield gets the one thing he doesn't want. (2004) 
17:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
17:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
18:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
18:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
19:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
19:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
20:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
20:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancÚ's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
21:00New: Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features the defiant people of Paris, the George Clooney effect, and a bulldog with mad skills. (S10, E05) 
21:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks masturbation in the cinema, uniform dating, bondage, and answers questions on cannabis and super powers. His guests are Katherine Ryan and Daniel Simonsen. (S1, E05) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys get strangers to watch their backs them from angry security guards at a grocery store, and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. This week's punishment involves a metal concert. (S11, E02) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E14) 
23:00Impractical Jokers: Texas Special Hidden camera practical joke show. While visiting the Lone Star State, the Jokers teach classes at a dude ranch, sell cowboy boots, and wear blacked-out sunglasses. (S5, E09) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
00:00Kevin Hart Live: Let Me Explain Recorded at the world famous Madison Square Garden, Hart once again spits out funny anecdotes, great catchphrases, and tackles what every man all too often struggles with - women and relationships! 
01:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens join the cutthroat Morning Talk Show wars. Naya Rivera (Glee) and Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman (UnREAL) guest judge. (S9, E04) 
02:00South Park Cartman Gets An An** Probe: Cartman dreams he has a close encounter with an alien. The other boys are convinced the dream was real, and that he has been the victim of an alien an** probe. (S1, E01) 
02:30South Park Weight Gain 4000 Cartman wins a school essay competition by cheating and decides to buff up before receiving his award from Kathy Lee Gifford. Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat plot to kill her! (S1, E02) 
03:00South Park Volcano The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo to find the famous Scuzzlebutt. They are unaware that the mountain they are hunting on is a volcano on the verge of erupting! (S1, E03) 
03:25South Park Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride When the boys tease Stan about his dog being gay, Sparky runs away and finds sanctuary with animal loving Big Gay Al. George Clooney guest barks. (S1, E04) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time): Rallo's ego rolls out of control when he thinks he is an ace bowler because he keeps throwing strikes with help from the gutter rails. (S4, E12) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Jury Duty When Lois goes on jury duty, Hal tries his best to figure out what case she's on. Meanwhile, Malcolm, Reese, Dewey, and Stevie go sewer pipe exploring. (S3, E20) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Cliques Malcolm and the other Kerlboynes are forced to re-join the rest of the school... with disastrous results. Dewey is stuck at home with chicken pox and builds a dominoes masterpiece. (S3, E21) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.