This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, October 25 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
08:35The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Guidance Counsellor Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counsellor (Whoopi Goldberg). Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself. (S3, E21) 
09:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
09:30The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes Last Whiff of Summer (Part 1): Frankie gets nostalgic about the summers of her youth, Axl attends summer school; Brick grows a tomato, and Sue attempts to bond with her dad. (S4, E01) 
10:00Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
10:30Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
11:00Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
11:30Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
12:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
12:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
14:00Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
14:30Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
15:00Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
15:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Jr. Gets His License: Junior gets his license and is ready to get his own car; Michael already has one picked out but is disappointed when Junior instead brings home a piece of junk. (S2, E27) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Anniversary (Part 1): Jay gets mad at Michael because she thinks he forgot about their anniversary. (S2, E28) 
17:00Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
17:30Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
18:00Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
19:00Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
19:30Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Hazen and Alicia will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E04) 
20:30Lip Sync Battle Two incredibly talented actresses step into the LSB arena for an action-packed competition, but only one will emerge with the championship belt. (S3, E04) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Going behind the scenes to find out which Joker committed a misdemeanour while posing as a cabbie. (S1, E19) 
22:00New: Chris Ramsey's Stand Up... ...Central. Live from Camden's Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces guests. Tonight he's joined by panel show-er Rose Matafeo and the perceptive Dane Baptiste. (S1, E05) 
22:30Bad Education Football Match Alfie reveals a hidden 'talent' when a football match between Abbey Grove and his old school approaches. Will the benefit scroungers pull it off or will Middleton's snooty boys win? 
23:05Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar travel to the Philippines to test Joel's hunter-gatherer skills. He must learn to free-dive in order to catch fish, and scale cliffs for birds nests. (S1, E06) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Going behind the scenes to find out how Sal gets burned in his creepy haunted house punishment. (S1, E18) 
01:30New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
02:00South Park Truth and Advertising Jimmy does his best to discover living ad Leslie's plan. Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner, and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable. (S19, E09) 
02:30South Park PC Principal Final Justice With paranoia rampant, the whole of South Park goes gun crazy! All the madness means it's left to PC Principal to save the town from the evil living ad Leslie. (S19, E10) 
03:00South Park Member Berries Only a reboot of the National Anthem can save America - can the man who saved Star Wars do it? Meanwhile, Randy is enraged by politics and Cartman takes on sexist trolls. (S20, E01) 
03:25South Park Skank Hunt Stan, Kyle, and Kenny decide to take down Cartman, whom they believe to be the Internet troll. Meanwhile, the real troll (Kyle's dad!) begins to spread his trolling globally. (S20, E02) 
03:50South Park The Damned Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison (douche) goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton (turd). (S20, E03) 
04:15Two And A Half Men West Side Story Walden gets a little excited when fashion designer Kate arrives back in town. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to see "Jeff Strongman's" place - where will he take her...? (S11, E18) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang Walden decides Kate is "the one" - until he meets the adventurous Vivian (guest star Mila Kunis)! Meanwhile, Gretchen discovers "Jeff Strongman's" secret...(S11, E19) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.