This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, July 12 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
08:35Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
09:00Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
09:30Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
10:00Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
10:30Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
11:00Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
11:30Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
12:00Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
12:30Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
13:00Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
13:30Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
14:00Naughty Toddlers Caught On Camera Featuring the funniest home videos from around the world, a host of celebrities embrace the wonderful world of naughty toddlers who've been caught on camera. (S1, E01) 
15:00Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
15:30Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
16:00Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
16:30Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
17:00Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
17:30Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
18:00Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
18:30Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
19:00Leap Year Film Anna (Amy Adams) plans to travel to Dublin to propose marriage to her boyfriend Jeremy on Leap Day, because, according to Irish tradition, a man who receives a proposal on leap day must accept. (2010) 
21:00Bruce Almighty Film TV reporter Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey) complains about God (Morgan Freeman) too often and is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world. (2003) 
23:00Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz Al Murray, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and guest captains Phill Jupitus and Kerry Godliman, oversees the battle between The George from Lancaster and The Pavilion End from London. (S1, E01) 
00:00Jason Manford Live: First World... ...Problems Jason Manford's brilliant new live show, filmed in Liverpool during his mammoth 2014 UK tour. First World Problems is observational comedy at its very best. 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; badger girls, an Aussie Jesus, an earthquake in Wales, toddler boot camp, condom ambulance, and a woman who eats cat hair! (S8, E07) 
02:00South Park Red Hot Catholic Love A sexual abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican. (S6, E08) 
02:30South Park Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman & Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". They go on a mission to steal the movies. (S6, E09) 
03:00South Park Bebe's B**bs Destroy Society Returning from school break, all the boys notice something different about Bebe... out comes the primitive man as they fight to see who'll play with her! (S6, E10) 
03:25South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
03:50South Park A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
04:15Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
04:35Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.