This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, December 21 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Twas the Night Before Christening Surprised by the gifts that the family bought for baby Nicky's christening on, Will foolishly promises to provide a live performance by Boyz II Men. (S4, E13) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Ooh, Baby, Baby Hilary is ecstatic when her show is scheduled for national broadcast. She thinks her life will be complete when it airs, but soon realizes she wants something more. (S6, E11) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Jr. Sells His Car: Jr. restores his prized 1964 Impala, but then he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to sell it in order to have money for their new baby. (S4, E16) 
09:30My Wife And Kids The Anniversary Present Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment when they don't receive the wedding anniversary gifts each are expecting from each other. (S4, E17) 
10:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
10:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
11:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
11:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
12:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
12:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
14:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
14:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
15:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
15:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
16:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
16:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
17:008 Simple Rules Cool Parent Frustrated with the unsupervised parties Bridget and Kerry have been attending, Paul decides to chaperone a party himself and also becomes unreliable! (S1, E19) 
17:308 Simple Rules Every Picture Tells a Story Paul finds himself accused of stealing an item from a famous race car driver's mansion whose life story he's been asked to write. (S1, E20) 
18:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
18:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
19:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
19:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
20:00Friends Christmas The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a Christmas special of the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Ex on the Beach's Charlotte and Matt to win thousands for charity! (S4, E12) 
21:00Maid In Manhattan Film A Senatorial candidate (Ralph Fiennes) falls for a hotel maid (Jennifer Lopez), thinking she is a socialite, when he sees her trying on a wealthy woman's dress. (2002) 
23:05Impractical Jokers Christmas The jokers thrill a live theatre audience with holiday-themed games and compete to determine who will make the best Santa. The hair-raising punishment is almost too much for the Jokers to bear! 
00:00Drunk History Christmas Rick Edwards tells the story of the WWI Christmas Truce (stars Stephen Mangan). Russell Kane narrates the birth of baby Jesus. (stars Johnny Vegas, Sally Phillips, and Danny John-Jules). 
00:30South Park Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics: Join Mr Hankey as he hosts his own variety show from infront of the fire in his sewer home. Features unusual holiday songs such as "Christmas Time In Hell". (S3, E15) 
01:00South Park A Very Crappy Christmas When Mr Hankey fails to show up at Christmas time the boys go looking for him in the sewers. Can the gang revive the spirit of Christmas with their own cartoon? (S4, E17) 
01:30New: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The All Stars audition for a new supergroup, "Henny!" featuring Drag Race legend, Stacy Layne Matthews. Extra special guest judges Kacey Musgraves and Ciara. (S4, E02) 
03:00South Park Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo The Mayor decides to impose a holiday theme which won't offend anybody. Kyle tries to convince everyone that Mr Hankey (a singing Christmas poo) exists. (S1, E09) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Christmas Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry Cleveland discovers that the food served at the local homeless shelter is much better than it is at home, so he pretends to be homeless so he can eat there. (S4, E06) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is comedian Mo Amer, talking about his new Netflix special "The Vagabond". 
04:15The Middle Christmas A Very Marry Christmas Sue keeps a holiday secret from the family. Meanwhile, Brick agrees to watch three kids, but soon regrets it. (S8, E09) 
04:35The Middle Christmas The Christmas Miracle Axl declares that he's not going to church this year, and Mike goes to war with the Glossner kids after they deface his new, inflatable snowman. (S9, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.