This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, March 28 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Bright Idea J.D. and Turk find out that Carla is pregnant before she does, and J.D. convinces Turk to tell the entire staff in order to surprise her. Big mistake! (S5, E16) 
08:35Scrubs My Chopped Liver J.D. swaps his night off so he can hang out more with Turk, who is sad to lose his "Turk Night". Jordan forces Dr. Cox on a double date with Elliot and Keith - oh dear! (S5, E17) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Buried Treasure Earl tries to return a set of precious silverware he stole from the public library. But when he discovers that it's gone, Randy, Joy and Crabman each reveal secrets... (S2, E13) 
09:30My Name Is Earl Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck: Earl sets out to atone for having locked a man in a truck, only to discover that that man has since died, and puzzles over how he can make amends. (S2, E14) 
10:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
10:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
11:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
12:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
12:30Friends: Season 9 The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
13:55Friends: Season 9 The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
14:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
15:00Friends: Season 9 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
16:008 Simple Rules Old Flame Cate is gathering the courage to e-mail an old boyfriend Matt. Jim remembers telling Cate to stay away from the guy. Then C.J. takes the liberty of sending the e-mail... (S3, E15) 
16:308 Simple Rules Closure Cate finds a note in Kerry's pants. It's an e-mail from Bruno Cunningham. The only Bruno Cate is aware of is the guy to whom Kerry lost her virginity and who then broke her heart. (S3, E16) 
16:55Friends: Season 10 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
17:30Friends: Season 10 The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
18:00Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
18:30Friends: Season 10 The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
19:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
19:35Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Dan and Jade will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E02) 
20:30Bad Robots This episode features the people vs. the parking meter, the cinema B.O.T.'s office, and Quizimodo, the impossibly unfair pub quiz machine. Features the voices of Rob Delaney. (S1, E02) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; giant pandas, butt cancer, an Australian mile high club, and a lion beauty therapist. (S6, E01) 
22:00New: The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey is back! Recorded live in his basment every week, join him and his celebrity guests for daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats! 
22:30Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and his mum head to Portland, Oregon where cannabis is legal to use recreationally. As their trip quite literally goes to pot, will Ninette have a go on the demon weed? (S2, E01) 
23:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What were the Jokers most nervous about for their very first live, televised event? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Joe and Q to find out! Season finale. (S2, E26) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What wild names didn't make it to air in the receptionist challenge? And just how long did it take for Murr's eyebrows to grow back? Go behind the scenes with Q, Joe, Murr and Q to find out! (S2, E07) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks racial tension and lady wrestling; plus answers questions on Youtubers and tickling chickens. His guests are Johnny Pelham and Seann Walsh. (S2, E06) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Sean Penn, talking about his new darkly funny novella "Bob Honey Just Do Stuff". 
01:30South Park Ginger Cow Cartman's latest prank spins totally out of control, but in a good way - finally there is peace in the Middle East! But why is Kyle eating Cartman's farts and enjoying it?!? (S17, E06) 
02:00South Park Black Friday (1): With the biggest shopping day of the year fast approaching, Wizard Cartman deems it necessary, in a Game of Thrones fashion, to form alliances - the Xbox One shall be his! (S17, E07) 
02:30South Park A Song of Ass and Fire (2): The countdown to Black Friday continues and Cartman's attempts at manipulation grow. But will Stan and Kenny bow to King Cartman before the war? Winter's coming. (S17, E08) 
03:00South Park T*****s and Dragons (3): Randy is rallying the mall staff! Outside the mall, zombie-like masses are restless, and King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny - Black Friday is on! (S17, E09) 
03:25South Park The Hobbit While Wendy tries to expose the widespread Photoshop fakery of the female form, Kanye West tries to prove to the world his fianc?e isn't a hobbit - will either succeed?!? (S17, E10) 
03:50Bob's Burgers The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. (S8, E10) 
04:15Two And A Half Men A Beer-Battered Rip-Off Lyndsey tells Alan she is moving away for a fresh start. They end up in bed together, leaving Alan up to his old tricks of having to juggle two women at once! (S12, E12) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Boompa Loved His Hookers Lyndsey starts looking for an apartment and then asks Alan to move in - but can Alan leave the beach house behind? Meanwhile, Walden breaks up with Ms. McMartin... (S12, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.