This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, April 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stress Related Will, in his new job on Hillary's show, over medicates an ill Hillary and has to try and protect her chances at getting a new sponsor. Meanwhile, Carlton awaits a phone call. (S6, E03) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton faces a dilemma when his success with the Princeton interviewer falls down. To clear his mind, Carlton flees to a blues bar, where B.B. King is playing. (S6, E04) 
09:00Fresh Off The Boat Huangsgiving Jessica is finally able to persuade her mother to let her host Thanksgiving instead of her sister Connie, who has always hosted it. But she and Louis get overly ambitious... (S2, E08) 
09:30Fresh Off The Boat We Done Son An argument ensues between Jessica and Honey when Jessica does not want to spend money for a lavish open house. Eddie gets a job and finds out he will be working for rapper DMX! (S2, E09) 
10:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
10:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
11:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
11:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
12:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Christmas Story Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete embarks on a new relationship with an older woman. Sharon is having trouble organizing an office Christmas party. (S2, E12) 
12:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Gamble Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete is put in charge of watching Michael after school, which is fine, until he asks Berg to do it for a day. (S2, E13) 
13:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
13:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
14:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
14:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
15:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
15:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
16:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Proposal Starring Ryan Reynolds. When Sharon uses an embarrassing underwear ad that Berg had posed, for a contest he goes to great lengths to get her back. (S2, E14) 
16:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and Graduation Starring Ryan Reynolds. When Sharon is up for a new job, she is told that she never graduated from college. She decides to verify this... (S2, E15) 
17:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
17:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
18:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
18:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
19:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
19:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
20:00New: Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Lava, Aaron, and Elliott as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E06) 
20:30Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Leyla, Oisin, and Olly as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E05) 
21:00Austin Powers In Goldmember Film Upon learning that his father (Michael Caine) has been kidnapped, Austin Powers (Mike Myers) must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember (also Myers). Beyonce co-stars. (2002) 
22:55Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
00:00Ridiculousness On a special episode of Ridiculousness, it's all about the kids! Rob, Steelo and Chanel celebrate the next generation by drinking some "Go Go Juice", and joining "Tyke Club". (S10, ep7) 
00:30Ridiculousness The team is joined by rapper G-Eazy to learn the "Dangers Of Alone Time", get a taste of the riches in "The Almost Good Life", and experience the heartbreak of being "Served A Curve". (S10, ep8) 
00:55New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:35South Park Put It Down Tweek is freaking everybody out over the North Korea nuke stand-off; could cupcakes be the answer? Cartman throws a wobbly when his attention seeking suicide rants are ignored. (S21, E02) 
02:00South Park Holiday Special It's Columbus Day and Randy is all a fluster; tearing a Columbus statue down and misusing the word "indigenous"! When the kids question his motives, its DNA test time! (S21, E03) 
02:30South Park Franchise Prequel It's time for C**n & Friends to cash-in on the superhero movie/TV craze - but, with the help of Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg, Professor Chaos has other ideas! (S21, E04) 
03:00South Park Hummels & Heroin Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, but what does Stan's grandpa and his old people's home have to do with it? (S21, E05) 
03:25South Park Sons a Witches When Randy and the other dads have their annual Halloween get-together, some spell-making creates all kinds of problems. Cartman reaches the end of his tether with Heidi. (S21, E06) 
03:50South Park Doubling Down Kyle doesn't understand why Heidi won't break up with Cartman. He's playing with fire when he gets in the middle of the school's most talked about couple. (S21, E07) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not I Barbecue Will and Carlton go on a double date with two beautiful women and everything seems great - until the boyfriend of one of the women shows up. (S6, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.