This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, April 24 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love in an Elevator: The guys are throwing a bachelor party for Will. On the way, Will, Carlton, and Jazz get stuck in an elevator. They recall past events for each of them. (S5, E24) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Burnin' Down the House: Phil becomes nervous when he invites his boss to dinner. Will burns down the kitchen, attempting to cook, so enlists the help of Geoffrey to disguise the accident. (S6, E01) 
09:00Fresh Off The Boat Good Morning Orlando Louis goes on a local morning talk show to promote Cattleman's Ranch but fears he humiliated himself. Meanwhile, at school Alison sends Eddie a love note... (S2, E06) 
09:30Fresh Off The Boat The Big 1-2 Eddie celebrates his 12th birthday with friends, much to the dismay of Louis and Jessica, who were hoping for a family birthday party. Meanwhile, Emery and Evan feel left out. (S2, E07) 
10:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
10:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
11:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
11:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
12:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Thanksgiving Starring Ryan Reynolds. Sharon and Johnny want to start a new Thanksgiving tradition and be alone. But plans change when Pete's grandpa comes down. (S2, E10) 
12:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete enlists the help of a TV love guru to help Berg and Ashley, and also Sharon and Johnny! (S2, E11) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
13:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
14:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
14:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
15:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
15:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
16:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Christmas Story Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete embarks on a new relationship with an older woman. Sharon is having trouble organizing an office Christmas party. (S2, E12) 
16:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Gamble Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete is put in charge of watching Michael after school, which is fine, until he asks Berg to do it for a day. (S2, E13) 
17:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
17:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
18:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
19:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
19:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Jack and Dani will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S5, E09) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Luke and Jessica will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E08) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features the defiant people of Paris, the George Clooney effect, and a bulldog with mad skills. (S10, E05) 
21:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features a drunk polar bear and boozy OAPs. (S10, E06) 
22:00New: The Comedy Bus Kiri Pritchard-McLean takes her five comedian friends on the Comedy Bus to a remote part of north Wales, where she wants to show them that country life is best. (S1, E03) 
22:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about an amusing ringtone, and answers questions on cats, wizards, and what cheers him up. His guests are Carl Donnelly and Iain Sterling. (S1, E08) 
23:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets blasted into a wall by a fire truck hose; the entire Jackass cast successfully revisits the "Human Slingshot" idea; Steve-O gets his butt cheeks pierced together. 
23:30Jackass Bam Margera and Brandon Dicamillo get double-crossed by the "Jackass" producers during a prank and "arrested" by a fake police officer. Also features beard of leeches and urban sledding. 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:35South Park Fort Collins D***oSchwaggins is shocked to discover the truth behind Gerald's trolling, Randy has trouble with the member berries, and Cartman fears Heidi will discover his dubious past. (S20, E06) 
02:00South Park Oh, Jeez South Park is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the 'Member Berries' unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon. (S20, E07) 
02:30South Park Members Only The President-elect pays South Park a visit and he's got one thing on his mind... revenge. Cartman gets a pang of jealousy, and the Member Berries fiendish plot continues. (S20, E08) 
03:00South Park Not Funny Kyle and Ike rally a panicking South Park to take vengeance on Troll Trace - will President Garrison do their bidding? And Gerald discovers a startling secret at Troll Trace HQ. (S20, E09) 
03:25South Park The End of Serialization as We Know It Kyle and Cartman team up and gather multiple groups to take down the Internet and Troll Trace. Cartman develops precognitive visions of life on Mars. (S20, E10) 
03:50South Park White People Renovating Houses Randy and Sharon start a home renovation show that is threatened by Confederate rednecks. Meanwhile, Cartman grows attached to his Amazon Alexa. (S21, E01) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stress Related Will, in his new job on Hillary's show, over medicates an ill Hillary and has to try and protect her chances at getting a new sponsor. Meanwhile, Carlton awaits a phone call. (S6, E03) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton faces a dilemma when his success with the Princeton interviewer falls down. To clear his mind, Carlton flees to a blues bar, where B.B. King is playing. (S6, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.