This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, November 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Sons and Lovers (2): Will keeps seeing a cute guy around the neighbourhood that he calls his imaginary boyfriend but is too shy to talk to. Jack finds out that he has a son! (S3, E25) 
08:35Will & Grace The Third Wheel Gets the Grace Will returns from vacation to discover that Grace's romantic relationship with neighbour Nathan is humming along -- but Nathan feels neglected... (S4, E01) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Father Knows Best Ashley decides she does not want to attend private school. She enrols in a public school to find out what it is like in the real world. (S5, E07) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Soul Train Philip and Vivian once were on Soul Train and are invited again for a special show. Vivian is very enthusiastic about it, Philip however isn't quite so keen... (S5, E08) 
10:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love Hurts While Will and Lisa are on a date, another guy starts to pick on them. Lisa steps in and uses self-defence techniques to get rid of the heckler. Will is embarrassed. (S5, E09) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Up the Dirt Road Will decides that it is time to find a job. When he becomes interested in journalism, he proposes an idea for a book - entitled 'Celebrities Houses... At Night'. (S5, E10) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
12:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
12:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
13:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
13:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
14:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
14:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
15:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
15:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
16:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
16:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
17:00Will & Grace Past and Presents Will has a fearsome flashback when a former classmate who once tormented him as a kid now joins his law firm as a fellow attorney. (S4, E02) 
17:30Will & Grace Crouching Father, Hidden Husband Jack is puffed up with paternal pride as he escorts his long-lost teenaged son Elliot to a junior high school dance but what part does Grace play in this? (S4, E03) 
18:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
18:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
19:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
19:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
20:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
20:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
21:00Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
22:00New: Younger I'm with Stupid Liza returns to her New Jersey book club hoping to incite interest in an unpublished author she discovered at work. Josh freezes Liza out when she insults his intelligence. (S1, E09) 
22:30New: Younger The Boy With the Dragon Tattoo After a bedbug scare forces Liza into some uncomfortable and illuminating sleeping arrangements, she struggles to close the deal on her first literary find. (S1, E10) 
23:00New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. Which two Jokers have learned how to practice transcendental meditation? Who takes fashion tips from Joe? And which famous boy band member did the guys first meet at Carnegie Deli? (S4, E03) 
23:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. What styles of dance did Murr once claim to be skilled in? Which Joker is a published author; and who earned the No. 6 spot nationwide as a sales rep for Nordstrom? (S4, E04) 
00:00Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, problem solving, being Catholic, sex, and old people! 
01:00South Park Broadway Bro Down Randy learns the secret behind musicals and can't stop taking Sharon to see them - Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret or its trouble! (S15, E11) 
01:30South Park 1% When Cartman's lack of fitness starts impacting on the "99%" of kids at South Park Elementary, he has to deal with some too-close-to-home revenge killings. (S15, E12) 
02:00South Park A History Channel Thanksgiving When the boys try to learn all about Thanksgiving from The History Channel they get caught up in a mystery involving aliens, Natalie Portman and stuffing! (S15, E13) 
02:30South Park The Poor Kid Kenny's parents are arrested and he is put in foster care - leaving Cartman as the poorest kid in school! Meanwhile, the mysterious masked figure Mysterion returns. (S15, E14) 
03:00South Park Reverse Cowgirl When Clyde leaves the toilet seat up no one could foresee it would have such dire consequences. The boys' efforts to help him through the aftermath lead to pure madness. (S16, E01) 
03:25South Park Cash For Gold Stan receives jewellery from his grandpa but when the boys discover the scandal behind it they're on a mission to take on the J&G Shopping Network! Cartman has other ideas. (S16, E02) 
03:50South Park Faith Hilling The world of internet memes is spinning out of control, leaving Cartman and Kyle racing to keep up. But what nefarious schemes do interweb cats have up their sleeves? (S16, E03) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.