This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, March 23 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs Her Story II When Carla begins to feel old, she drags her friends to a college club. J.D. lets the little things bother him with Julie. This episode is narrated from Carla's viewpoint. (S5, E10) 
08:35Scrubs My Buddy's Booty A favourite patient is at death's door. Each of the staff finds their own way to deal with it - booty calls, drinking, and the hospital gym are all welcome distractions. (S5, E11) 
09:00My Name Is Earl Mailbox Earl promises to help a man from the trailer park win the girl of his dreams (Jenny McCarthy), but he falls for her instead. And Joy gets mad at Darnell... (S2, E07) 
09:30My Name Is Earl Robbed a Stoner Blind After Earl and Randy attempt to make amends with a former drug addict (Christian Slater), Earl joins him for a week at a commune and tries to prevent global warming. (S2, E08) 
10:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
10:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
14:00Friends: Season 9 The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
14:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
14:55Friends: Season 9 The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
15:35Friends: Season 9 The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
16:008 Simple Rules Secrets Rory won't reveal who beat him up and CJ fails to get him painkillers. The girls get fake IDs; and Bridget gives their number to a cop. They fear Cate answering his call. (S3, E08) 
16:308 Simple Rules Thanksgiving Guest The Hennessys' garage has burnt on Thanksgiving and the insurance company is investigating the cause. C.J. had a fryer in there, but are they sure it started the fire? (S3, E09) 
17:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
17:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
18:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
18:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
18:55Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
19:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Love Island's Chris Hughes and Olivia Attwood to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S3, E01) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Punishment... ...Countdown Joey Fatone takes a look at the biggest and best punishments from the lastest season. 
21:00Impractical Jokers In this season finale that's part salute-to-the-troops, part pre-recorded-challenges, the Jokers team up to give phony presentations about aviation and plant American flags onto shoppers. (S10, E26) 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. (S8, E10) 
22:30Rick and Morty A crazy scientist drags his innocent grandson on inter-dimensional adventures. Rick takes Morty to another dimension to collect seeds of Mega Trees, which Morty agrees to hide in his rectum. (S1, E01) 
23:00South Park More Cr*p Inadvertently, Randy breaks the world record for the 'biggest cr*p'! Bono, the previous holder, is determined to regain his crown - but he has a dark secret which may stop him. (S11, E09) 
23:30South Park Imaginationland The boys find themselves in a magical land where all of the world's imagination is laid out before them, but Cartman is more interested in getting Kyle to suck his b***s. (S11, E10) 
00:00Bruno Film A flamboyant Austrian fashionista travels to the United States, where he hopes to launch a celebrity interview show. Br?no (Sacha Baron Cohen) sparks one outrageous situation after another. (2009) 
02:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is the fantastic RuPaul Charles, host & executive producer of "RuPaul's Drag Race". 
02:30South Park A History Channel Thanksgiving When the boys try to learn all about Thanksgiving from The History Channel they get caught up in a mystery involving aliens, Natalie Portman and stuffing! (S15, E13) 
03:00South Park The Poor Kid Kenny's parents are arrested and he is put in foster care - leaving Cartman as the poorest kid in school! Meanwhile, the mysterious masked figure Mysterion returns. (S15, E14) 
03:25My Name Is Earl Stole a Badge Earl tackles #127, "Stole a badge from a police officer". Earl finds that the officer got demoted because of him. Earl now has to make it up to the officer. (S1, E22) 
03:50My Name Is Earl BB Earl finds out that by shooting a young girl with a BB gun, he caused a major argument between her and her father. It will take all his energy and patience to get them to reconcile. (S1, E23) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Glamping in a Yurt: Walden and Alan are scheduled to meet with a social worker about adopting a child - will they be able to sell their being a gay couple? Lyndsey might complicate things. (S12, E03) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight Walden & Alan's social worker says there is a pregnant student who wants to give up her baby. Herb, Barry, and Larry join Walden & Alan to celebrate. (S12, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.