This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, September 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The U.S. Office Inner Circle Certain elements of the office aren't happy with Deangelo's (guest-star Will Ferrell) sexist favouritism; will Jim's stand make a difference? Deangelo tries to win Dwight over. (S7, E24) 
08:35The U.S. Office Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager: Dwight finally has his dream job and is soon stamping his authority over the office; let's hope he doesn't make any big mistakes. Gabe still loves Erin. (S7, E25) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Working It Out Hilary lands a new job as an assistant to actress Marissa Redman (Queen Latifah) who turns out to be completely disrespectful. Marissa takes a liking to Will... (S1, E25) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Did the Earth Move for You? The Banks family gets tickets to the People's Choice Awards, but on the way there, an earthquake happens. Everyone gets stuck somewhere! (S2, E01) 
10:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Mother of All Battles Will and Carlton try to help solve Ashley's bully problems at school until Philip and Vivian find out and try to solve the problem their own way. (S2, E02) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets a Job Phil mistakes Will for Carlton accidentally several times and offers to pay for Will's Homecoming, causing Will to become paranoid that he is becoming exactly like Carlton. (S2, E03) 
10:55Friends: Season 9 The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
11:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
11:55Friends: Season 9 The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
12:30Friends: Season 9 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
13:30Friends: Season 10 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
14:05Friends: Season 10 The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
14:35Friends: Season 10 The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
15:10Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
15:40Friends: Season 10 The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
16:10My Wife And Kids Jr. Executive: Michael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do menial jobs around Kyle Trucking. (S4, E03) 
16:40My Wife And Kids Jay Goes to School Jay drops the bomb that she has enrolled in college, and despite Michael forbidding her, she goes anyway. At first the kids are behind her... (S4, E04) 
17:05Friends: 25 Years The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
17:35Friends: 25 Years The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
18:15Friends: 25 Years The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
18:55Friends: 25 Years The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
19:30Friends: 25 Years The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
20:00New: Blockbusters Dara Ó Briain is joined by comedian Josh Widdicombe as he takes on TV presenter Stacey Solomon and Strictly dancer Oti Mabuse in this very special edition of the iconic Blockbusters game! (S2, E01) 
20:30Blockbusters: BGT Special Dara Ó Briain schools our "Britain's Got Talent" celebrity contestants David Walliams, Amanda Holden, and Alesha Dixon as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for charity! (S1, E03) 
21:00Zoolander 2 Film Derek (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) are lured into modelling again and they find themselves the target of a sinister conspiracy. Penélope Cruz, Will Ferrell, and Justin Bieber feature. (2016) 
23:00South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Film When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance & Phillip, they are pronounced "corrupted", and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada. (1999) 
00:35The Ricky Gervais Show Karl explains why he would have liked to join the Army and recounts his most harrowing acts of bravery. (S3, E03) 
01:05The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky suggests they play "Room 102", a take on George Orwell's Room 101 from "1984", and asks Karl what he would banish to Room 102 forever. (S3, E04) 
01:40South Park Safe Space When Cartman starts getting fat shamed on the 'net, P.C. Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal! Meanwhile, Randy is enduring some charity shaming. (S19, E05) 
02:05South Park Tweek x Craig When Craig and Tweek are outed as gay, they're as surprised as everyone else! Sounds like it's time for Cartman's cupid self to work his magic... and maybe on Cartman too! (S19, E06) 
02:35South Park Naughty Ninjas When Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy there's some major consequences. The boys are playing ninja in Shi Tpa Town but get mistaken for some other black clad baddies... (S19, E07) 
03:00South Park Sponsored Content Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology. Meanwhile, Presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news. (S19, E08) 
03:25South Park Truth and Advertising Jimmy does his best to discover living ad Leslie's plan. Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner, and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable. (S19, E09) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:20Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
04:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.