This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, July 17 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
08:35Bob's Burgers Broadcast Wagstaff School News Tina vows to find the "mad pooper" running rampant at school. Meanwhile, Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob. (S3, E12) 
09:00Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Toaster Ray finally gets his parents a gift (an engraved toaster) he thinks everyone will love. Everyone but his parents likes it. (S3, E12) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond Ping Pong Ray discovers that Frank had let him win once in Ping Pong, which Ray wasn't aware of. To prove that Ray can play Ping Pong better than Frank, he challenges him. (S3, E13) 
11:00The King of Queens Twisted Sitters Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. But one of the kids sees them making love in the Palmers' bedroom... (S3, E09) 
11:30The King of Queens Work Related When Arthur goes to Carrie's work he is offered a job there, which begins to irritate her. Doug competes to be Mr. April at IPS but Deacon is in the way of him getting it. (S3, E10) 
12:00Fresh Off The Boat This Is Us (Part 1): Eddie graduates from middle school and is looking forward to starting high school with his crew. But then Jessica sets her sights on a new private school for Evan... (S3, E22) 
12:30Fresh Off The Boat This Isn't Us (Part 2): Louis & Jessica make big changes to provide a better life for their family. Michael Bolton starts turning Cattleman's into a merchandising opportunity. Season finale. (S3, E23) 
13:00Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
13:30Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
14:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
14:30Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
15:00Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
15:30Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
16:00Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
16:30Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
17:00Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
17:30Friends The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
18:00Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
18:30Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
19:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
19:30Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
20:00John Tucker Must Die Film After discovering they are all dating the same guy (Jesse Metcalfe), three popular girls from different cliques band together for revenge. Ashanti, Brittany Snow, and Sophia Bush also star. (2006) 
22:00Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz Al Murray, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and guest captains James May and Andy Parsons, oversees a hotly contested pub quiz between The Pub from Essex and The Village from Merseyside. (S1, E02) 
23:00Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
23:30Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; movie-infused surgery, animal-esque exercise classes, barking police, a nude painting class, google shoes, and coffee for kisses. (S8, E09) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; UFOs, dull video addiction, a spinning seal, a Titanic themed hotel, whale sick perfume, stoner mice, and stolen porn. (S8, E10) 
02:00Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Charlie gets worried and jealous after Chelsea is late returning from a charity event with Brad. When Chelsea does return, they argue - there may be trouble ahead. (S7, E15) 
02:30Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Tinkle Like A Princess A depressed Charlie runs off to Las Vegas after Chelsea dumps him, returning with a new wife... who is already married. Mike & Molly's Katy Mixon guest-stars. (S7, E16) 
02:55South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
03:15South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. (S6, E14) 
03:40New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
04:35Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.