This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, August 23 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Failure to Communicate Michael's parents come to visit him, but Michael is worried about the way they treat each other and how that is reflecting on his own children. (S2, E19) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Papa Said Knock You Out Michael freaks out when he spots a gray hair, but not on his head. (S2, E20) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Asses to Ashes Philip loses the judge election, and Judge Robertson and Will have words, but Judge Robertson dies after the argument! (S3, E10) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum At Vivian's Lamaze class, Will meets a pregnant sportswriter (Vanessa Williams), who takes him to a game, and delivers more than just fun. (S3, E11) 
10:00Scrubs My Best Friend's Wedding The big day arrives for Turk and Carla, but will it all go according to plan? A guilty J.D. tries to help Elliot's heart. George Takei cameos. Season three finale. (S3, E22) 
10:30Scrubs My Old Friend's New Friend Season 4 opener. It's J.D.'s last week as a resident. An attractive but crazy new female doctor, Molly Clock (Heather Graham), starts at the hospital. (S4, E01) 
11:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
11:30Friends: Season 1 The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
12:00Friends: Season 1 The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
12:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant! Rory, desperate for a story idea for the paper, finally decides to research and write about a secret Yale society which happens to have connections to Logan. (S5, E06) 
14:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
14:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
15:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
15:30Friends: Season 1 The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
17:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
17:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
18:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
18:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
19:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
19:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
20:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
20:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
21:00John Tucker Must Die Film After discovering they are all dating the same guy (Jesse Metcalfe), three popular girls from different cliques band together for revenge. Ashanti, Brittany Snow, and Sophia Bush also star. (2006) 
23:00Impractical Jokers Live... ...One Night Stand Up: Experience the Jokers' riotous live performance as the guys tear up the stage at this sold out show - a mix of stand-up, never-before-seen clips and behind-the-scenes footage! 
00:30New: Detroiters Lois Sam starts acting blacker in a bid to impress his new girlfriend, Tim gets roped into spending time with a widower, and Chrissy has trouble hitting it off with a new coworker. (S2, E07) 
00:55The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Asses to Ashes Philip loses the judge election, and Judge Robertson and Will have words, but Judge Robertson dies after the argument! (S3, E10) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum At Vivian's Lamaze class, Will meets a pregnant sportswriter (Vanessa Williams), who takes him to a game, and delivers more than just fun. (S3, E11) 
02:00South Park Holiday Special It's Columbus Day and Randy is all a fluster; tearing a Columbus statue down and misusing the word "indigenous"! When the kids question his motives, its DNA test time! (S21, E03) 
02:30South Park Franchise Prequel It's time for Co**n & Friends to cash-in on the superhero movie/TV craze - but, with the help of Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg, Professor Chaos has other ideas! (S21, E04) 
03:00South Park Hummels & Heroin Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, but what does Stan's grandpa and his old people's home have to do with it? (S21, E05) 
03:25South Park Sons a Witches When Randy and the other dads have their annual Halloween get-together, some spell-making creates all kinds of problems. Cartman reaches the end of his tether with Heidi. (S21, E06) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Brownsized With the promise of six-months severance pay (in exchange for everyone else losing their health benefits), Cleveland deep-sixes his job. (S4, E11) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Hal Coaches Hal decides to coach Dewey's soccer team and turns them into monsters. Meanwhile, when Malcolm and Reese get a computer from their neighbour Ed, they discover his big secret. (S3, E16) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Dewey's Dog Upon coming home from school, Dewey adopts a scary dog named Marshmellow and decides to hold Malcolm & Reese hostage for all the things they did to him while he was growing up. (S3, E17) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.