This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, November 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest "Gogglebox" legend Scarlett Moffatt pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E03) 
08:35Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Matt, Maisie, and Melissa as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S2, E09) 
09:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
09:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
10:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
10:30Impractical Jokers: Fantasy Draft Joey Fatone joins forces with NBA star/IJ superfan Mo Bamba and teammate Terrance Ross. Seated together, the three guys have one goal: to assemble the ultimate professional Impractical Jokers team. 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What made Joe so excited to film "Zen Men"? Why did the crew chase down a shopper after his exchange with Q? And who was responsible for the sole key to the cuffs binding Q and Pierre? (S4, E02) 
11:30Just My Luck Film As the luckiest woman in the world, Ashley (Lindsay Lohan) has a wonderful life, This all changes after she kisses a stranger (Chris Pine) at a party. Soon everything turn into a living hell! (2006) 
13:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
14:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
14:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
15:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
15:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
16:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
16:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
17:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
17:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
18:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
19:00Big Momma's House Film In order to protect a beautiful woman and her son from a robber, FBI agent Malcolm Turner (Martin Lawrence) decides to impersonate the cantankerous Southern granny Big Momma. (2000) 
21:00The Internship Film Two salesmen (Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson), whose careers have been torpedoed by the digital age, must compete with a group of young, tech-savvy geniuses for a shot at employment. (2013) 
23:30Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
00:50South Park: Cartmania Weight Gain 4000 Cartman wins a school essay competition by cheating and decides to buff up before receiving his award from Kathy Lee Gifford. Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat plot to kill her! (S1, E02) 
01:15South Park: Cartmania Cartman's Silly Hate Crime Things go from bad to worse for Cartman after he throws a rock at Token - it's jail time for this racist! Will the boys win the sled race without lardy on board? (S4, E02) 
01:40South Park: Cartmania Cartman Joins NAMBLA Cartman joins The North American Man Boy Love Association but does he know what they really want? Meanwhile, Kenny will do anything to stop his parents having a kid. (S4, E05) 
02:05South Park: Cartmania Fat Camp Cartman is sent to fat camp in order to resolve his weight problem but all is not as it seems when he returns skinny. Kenny gets his own TV show where he performs disgusting acts. (S4, E15) 
02:35South Park: Cartmania Cartmanland When Cartman inherits $1million and purchases his own theme park, Stan starts to question his faith in God. It's not long before things start to go out of control for Cartman. (S5, E06) 
03:05South Park: Cartmania Tonsil Trouble A botched blood transfusion results in Cartman getting AIDS. How far will he go to find a cure? Kyle had better watch out... (S12, E01) 
03:25Lip Sync Battle American Ninja Warrior hosts Matt Iseman and Akbar Gbaja-Biamila go head-to-head and battle it out in the LSB arena. Taking on Boyz II Men, Meat Loaf, and more! (S5, E13) 
03:50Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys pose odd TV shows as execs to the public and work the counter at a BBQ joint. The loser must face a psychic named Jesse Bravo and say if their predictions are correct or not. (S10, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.