This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, February 25 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Von Trapped The "Sound of Music Sing-Along" has come to town and no one is more excited than Grace. She plans for her and Will to attend the musical in character. (S8, E10) 
08:35Will & Grace Bathroom Humour All of New York's high society has been invited to Karen's birthday party - but the affair goes downhill when Will, Grace and Jack embarrass themselves. (S8, E11) 
09:00The U.S. Office Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 2): Michael, believing the personal touch is more important than technology, leaves with Dwight to present food gift baskets to seven former clients. (S4, E04) 
09:30The U.S. Office Launch Party (Part 1): As the new brainchild of Ryan, the new Dunder Mifflin Infinity website, is about to be released, the staff of Dunder Mifflin Scranton prepare to host a party. (S4, E05) 
10:00The U.S. Office Launch Party (Part 2): At the party, Dwight and Michael kidnap a pizza delivery boy. Andy decides to pursue Angela, to Dwight's dismay. (S4, E06) 
10:30The U.S. Office Money (Part 1): When Jan, now living with Michael in his condominium, forces costly changes in Michael's life, he worries about his financial situation. (S4, E07) 
11:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
11:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
12:00Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
12:30Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
13:00Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
14:05Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
14:45Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
15:55My Name Is Earl Orphan Earl When Earl tries to make amends to a man that he conned out of $100, he discovers that Joy and her friends are still conning him. (S4, E13) 
16:25My Name Is Earl Got the Babysitter Pregnant Earl tries to help his old babysitter, whom he got pregnant by poking holes in her condom, by whipping her deadbeat son into shape. (S4, E14) 
16:50My Name Is Earl Darnell Outed (Part 1): When auditions for Erik Estrada's new reality show (Estrada or Nada) come to Camden, Earl encourages Joy to apply. Darnell receives a startling phone call. (S4, E15) 
17:00Friends The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
17:20Friends The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
17:55Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
18:30Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
19:00Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
19:30Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
20:00Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
21:00The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include; face transplants, Karl's lessons for children, suggestions for redesigning various creatures, and whether Karl would choose Ricky or Stephen to rescue from a sinking ship. (S1, E08) 
21:35The Ricky Gervais Show In ''Questions for Karl,'' the anointed pundit discusses time travel and adult diapers. Stephen reads entries from Karl's diary, which entertain Ricky immensely. (S1, E09) 
22:00Al Murray: Barrel of Fun Live The Pub Landlord is back to serve up his unique, special brew of bar-room banter. The Guv tackles everything from global warming and a PC-world gone mad, to debt and the financial crisis! 
23:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
23:35Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell explains Nigel Farage's worst nightmare, and answer's questions on signing boobs and the Queen's last words. His guests are John Robins & Jarlath Regan. (S1, E09) 
00:05Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks Mothering Sunday and people who state the obvious, plus answers questions on fame and the worst thing about school. His guests are Nick Helm and Chris Kent. (S1, E10) 
00:35Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Real Housewives of Cheshire's Dawn and Ashley to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S4, E03) 
01:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Hakim and Naomi will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E04) 
01:35South Park Crème Fraiche Annoyed by Randy's perverse obsession with cookery shows, Stan enlists the help of Gordon Ramsay, while Sharon is increasingly drawn to her Shake Weight exercise equipment. (S14, E14) 
02:00South Park Mysterion Rises (2): Led by Mysterion, 'C**n and Friends are working to help the people in the Gulf but a secret is revealed. The 'C**n is out for revenge on his former buddies. (S14, E12) 
02:30South Park 'C**n vs. 'C**n & Friends (3): The 'C**n shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he exacts revenge on his former partners. Mysterion's origins are now revealed! (S14, E13) 
03:00South Park HumancetiPad After failing to read the small print in a contract Kyle is kidnapped by Apple, who have big plans in store for him. It's left up to the boys to rescue him from Steve Jobs. (S15, E01) 
03:25South Park Funnybot After being mocked at the South Park Elementary Comedy Awards, Germany builds the ultimate laughter machine: Funnybot. Though its plans for the human race don't go down too well. (S15, E02) 
03:50South Park Royal Pudding After the Canadian Princess is kidnapped during her wedding ceremony, Ike is summoned to Canada to help track her down. What manner of beast would commit such a crime? (S15, E03) 
04:15The U.S. Office The Job (Part 1): Michael decides to repel any advances that Jan makes towards him, but instantly changes his mind and gives her a second chance once he sees her with enhanced breasts. (S3, E24) 
04:35The U.S. Office The Job (Part 2): Jan decides to move in with a hesitant Michael, who now returns to his position as Scranton manager. Jim's interview goes well, until he finds a good-luck memento... (S3, E25) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.