This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, January 18 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Meet the Parents Axl invites Frankie and Mike to meet Lexie's parents, meanwhile Brick has a hard time getting arrested at the Sophomore Slammer fundraiser. (S9, E03) 
08:35The Middle Halloween VIII Orson Murder Mystery: As Halloween approaches, Frankie and Brick become convinced that a woman who died in their house 50 years ago was murdered. (S9, E04) 
09:00The Middle Role of a Lifetime: Brick decides to join the school orchestra in an attempt to play the field and find himself a new girlfriend, meanwhile it's Mike and Frankie's 25th wedding anniversary. (S9, E05) 
09:30The Middle The Setup Frankie is tasked with being at her mom's beck and call when she stays for a few days, meanwhile Axl and Brick ponder what it is exactly that Mike does at the quarry. (S9, E06) 
10:00Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
10:30Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
11:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
11:30Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
12:00Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
12:30Friends The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
14:00Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
14:30Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
15:00Friends The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
15:30Friends The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
16:00Scrubs My Super Ego Golden boy J.D. faces competition for top intern at Sacred Heart. The usually upbeat Turk faces a crisis of consequence as he dwells on the dangers of surgery. (S1, E07) 
16:30Scrubs My Fifteen Minutes Turk's brush with fame is exploited by Dr. Kelso. Intern evaluations are due and Dr. Cox leaves J.D. to evaluate himself. Elliot looks for a place to fit in. (S1, E08) 
17:00Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
17:30Friends The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
18:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
18:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
19:00Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
19:30Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
20:00Grown Ups Film After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider) reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (2010) 
22:00New: Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Alex Brooker vs. Matt Forde and Sofie Hagan vs. Larry Dean. (S1, E04) 
22:30The Cleveland Show Once Upon a Tyne in New York Cleveland takes Donna on a belated honeymoon to New York, but he spends more time with his friends than her. Meanwhile, the kids try to sell a pilot to MTV. (S1, E15) 
23:00The Cleveland Show The Brown Knight Cleveland is hailed as a hero after he protects his wife from a robber at an ATM, even though that isn't exactly what really happened. (S1, E16) 
23:30Impractical Jokers The jokers get snap happy posing as fashion photographers, giving confused models little reason to smile. And it's three's company when all but one of the guys are faced with a punishment. (S10, E16) 
00:00Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
01:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Alex Brooker vs. Matt Forde and Sofie Hagan vs. Larry Dean. (S1, E04) 
01:30New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Anthony Bourdain, chef, author and host of CNN series 'Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown'. 
02:00Rick and Morty A Rickle in Time Having restarted time, Rick, Morty and Summer are in a quantum-uncertain state of existence. An argument leads to the creation of two alternate timelines... (S2, E01) 
02:30The Cleveland Show Once Upon a Tyne in New York Cleveland takes Donna on a belated honeymoon to New York, but he spends more time with his friends than her. Meanwhile, the kids try to sell a pilot to MTV. (S1, E15) 
03:00The Cleveland Show The Brown Knight Cleveland is hailed as a hero after he protects his wife from a robber at an ATM, even though that isn't exactly what really happened. (S1, E16) 
03:25South Park Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes... Professor Chaos! (S6, E06) 
03:50South Park Simpsons Already Did It (2): Professor Chaos gets distraught as he realises all of his plans have already appeared on The Simpsons! Cartman gets very excited about growing Sea People. (S6, E07) 
04:15Two And A Half Men A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Rose, Charlie's lovable stalker and neighbour, is back from England and takes care of a very sick Charlie - but just how exactly is she 'helping'? (S5, E12) 
04:35Two And A Half Men The Soil is Moist Alan dates one of Judith's friends who reveals that Judith finds her new husband a better lover than he was. Can Alan get past this? Starring Charlie Sheen. (S5, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.