This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, June 20 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Mother's Day II Mike and the kids present Frankie with the perfect Mother's Day gift - a day to herself. Frankie somehow gets none of the things done she had planned to at home. (S2, E21) 
08:35The Middle The Prom The Hecks bring in Reverend TimTom to convince Axl to take his date to the prom, Brick begins writing plays with his new friend, and Sue and her friend try to get a seat at lunch. (S2, E22) 
09:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
09:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
10:00Gilmore Girls One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes Lorelai and Luke are asked to speak about their success at the local high school, but things don't go quite like Lorelai planned. (S3, E04) 
11:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
11:30Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
12:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
12:30Friends: Season 1 The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Grumpy Young Men While on a double date, the girl Will wants kisses Carlton. This results in a wrangle. Meanwhile, Philip and Hillary try to teach Ashley to drive a car. (S5, E04) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince - the Movie: Will and Carlton play poker with Jazz but think he is cheating. To get even with Jazz, Will and Carlton make up a story about being in a witness protection program. (S5, E05) 
14:00Lip Sync Battle: Kevin Hart Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Kevin Hart goes up against actress Olivia Munn - who syncs to Taylor Swift! (S2, E02) 
14:35Lip Sync Battle: Eva Longoria Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! In this episode Eva Longoria (of Desperate Housewives) takes on Hayden Panettiere (of Heroes and Nashville). (S2 E06) 
15:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
15:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
16:00Friends: Season 2 The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
16:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
17:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
17:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
18:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
18:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
19:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
19:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
20:00New: Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Wet Paint, Flying Mushroom and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S3, E05) 
20:30New: Takeshi's Castle One hundred Beauty Queens try to avoid bathing in muck in BRAND NEW game Mud Ball before taking on the Honeycomb maze. (S3, E06) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Theme Park... ...Special. The jokers are in Orlando for a supersized episode, upping their antics to a whole new state. Tonight's loser goes from spider hero to barnyard zero. (S10, E13) 
22:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Love Island takes on I'm A Celeb with Iain Stirling vs. Joel Dommett, also Paul Chowdhry vs. Fin Taylor. (S1, E05) 
22:30Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring a battle between father and son Mark and Elliot Steel, also Jayde Adams vs. Alex Edelman. (S1, E06) 
23:00New: Nathan For You Taxi Service / Hot Dog Stand: Nathan comes up with a way to get a failing taxi company some much-needed press and implements a risky new line-cutting policy at a hot dog stand. (S2, E07) 
23:30New: Corporate Society Tomorrow As the staff obsesses over a prestige TV show, Jake resists their attempts to force him to watch, while Matt's life starts to eerily echo the events of the series. (S1, E08) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
00:55South Park Jared Has Aides Jared's weight loss aides aren't the "AIDS" everyone thinks they are - bring on the torches and pitchforks! Jared is in one heap of trouble! Butters has some diet issues. (S6, E01) 
01:30South Park Asspen When the boys go on a ski vacation, it's '80s-teen-movie central as Stan is challenged to a ski race by a professional skier named Tad. Only a "montage" can help Stan now! (S6, E02) 
02:00South Park Freak Strike The boys decide to create a freak in order to win a prize on a TV show - will Butters' case of "Chinballalitis" be enough to win? And will he be discovered by the freaks union? (S6, E03) 
02:30South Park Fun With Veal When the boys discover that veal is made from baby cows they are horrified. Time for a "terrorist" mission to rescue the poor little blighters from their deathly fate! (S6, E04) 
03:00South Park The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The gang are desperate to see the Terrance and Phillip trailer (featuring during 'The Russell Crowe Show') but events conspire against them. (S6, E05) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Becca Heller, director and co-founder of the International Refugee Assistance Project. 
03:50South Park Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes... Professor Chaos! (S6, E06) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Season 9 The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Season 9 The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.