This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, September 18 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Lucky Charm One of Philip's clients is very superstitious and befriends Will because of a couple of coincidences, thinking he is his good luck charm. Will makes some major decisions. (S1, E16) 
09:00The U.S. Office Viewing Party When Gabe and Erin hold a Glee party, Michael gets jealous. Andy takes some of Gabe's Chinese herbs, with interesting results. Dwight bonds with an unexpected little someone. (S7, E08) 
09:30The U.S. Office WUPHF.com Ryan and Michael try to convince the office to invest in their start-up business. Will Dwight and Angela ever fulfil their "contract"? Or are there other opportunities... (S7, E09) 
10:00The U.S. Office China Michael is spooked by the economic rise of China and decides something needs to be done about it. Dwight exerts his power as building owner to squeeze the office for money. (S7, E10) 
10:30The U.S. Office Ultimatum Michael is nervous to find out whether Holly is engaged or not - could his chance be upon him? Dwight and Andy go to a book store to pick up "loose women". Steve Carrell stars. (S7, E13) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
13:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
13:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Man of the Year Michael is convinced that he's going to win the Man of the Year award, but falls into a deep depression when he doesn't. (S3, E16) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Jr.'s Risky Business (Part 1): As a very impressed Michael sees it, his son's girlfriend, Vanessa is an absolute prize, but there's something about her that rubs Jay the wrong way. (S3, E17) 
17:00Friends: 25 Years The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
17:30Friends: 25 Years The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
18:00Friends: 25 Years The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
18:30Friends: 25 Years The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
19:00Friends: 25 Years The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
19:30Friends: 25 Years The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
20:00Friends: 25 Years The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
20:30Friends: 25 Years The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
21:00There's Something About Mary Film With help from sleazy P.I. Pat Healy (Matt Dillon), angst-driven Ted (Ben Stiller) finds his prom date crush Mary (Cameron Diaz). But Healy decides he wants her for himself... (1998) 
23:30Friends: The Dates The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
00:00Friends: The Dates The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
00:30Friends: The Dates The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
01:00Friends: The Dates The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
01:30Friends: The Dates The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
02:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race The top four queens must write and perform a verse in a performance of RuPaul's hit single, "American," and guest on RuPaul's podcast with Michelle Visage. (S10, E12) 
03:20New: RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! The final four Queens share their dreams of making it to the finale and how much they've grown in the competition. (S10, E12) 
03:40New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Lucky Charm One of Philip's clients is very superstitious and befriends Will because of a couple of coincidences, thinking he is his good luck charm. Will makes some major decisions. (S1, E16) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.