This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, December 11 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Baby Comes Out Vivian's baby is a week late, but family members and her visiting sisters Vy and Janice are nowhere to be found when it is time to rush to the hospital! (S3, E20) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You Bet Your Life Heavyweight boxing champ Riddick Bowe wreaks havoc with Carlton's mind and Will's face at a funky cafe-casino in Nevada. (S3, E21) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Graduation (Part 2): Junior finally graduates, and his parents give him a trip to Japan as a gift and as a way to separate Junior and Vanessa, who are planning to move in together... (S3, E27) 
09:30My Wife And Kids From Dummy to Daddy Michael is shocked to learn Junior is going to be a father, and reluctantly gives him a job - only to sack him on his first day for turning up late and working badly. (S4, E01) 
10:00Friends Christmas The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
10:30Friends Christmas The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
11:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
11:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
12:00Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
12:30Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 8 The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 8 Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
14:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
14:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
15:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
15:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
16:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
16:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
17:008 Simple Rules Paul suggests Bridget get a job to learn how to be fiscally responsible. But Paul and Cate worry when she lands a job at a trendy mall clothing store that offers its workers a 40% discount. (S1, E03) 
17:308 Simple Rules Wings Paul's worried about Bridget wanting to take a driver's test, and Kerry, at his urging, enters an art competition with an unusual entry. (S1, E04) 
18:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
18:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
19:00Friends Christmas The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
19:30Friends Christmas The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Christmas The Real Santa Jessica lies to Evan about Santa Claus, saying he is really a scientist and that delivering presents on Christmas is only Santa's charity work. (S2, E10) 
20:30New: Life In Pieces Ear Scorn Registry Manuscript Colleen goes to Tim for help with an embarrassing ailment, Heather gets jealous of Jen, and Dougie enlists Joan to help her buy a gift. (S2, E20) 
21:00I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Film Chuck (Adam Sandler) and Larry (Kevin James) are firefighters and best buddies. Larry, a widower, needs a big favour from Chuck for the sake of his kids: Pretend to be Larry's domestic partner. (2007) 
23:10Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Jed and Rosa will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E10) 
23:50Bad Education: Christmas Special Christmas Special When the class cannot decide on 'The Nutcracker' or 'Robocop' for the end of term Christmas play, Alfie writes 'Robocracker'! Will casting school bully Grayson prove wise? (S2, E07) 
00:25Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks adult colouring-in books and gluten; plus answers questions on the Queen's seduction methods, STD penguins. His guests are Chris Ramsey and Yuriko Kotani. (S2, E03) 
01:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks Tom Jones, pant throwing and RnB music with a West Country edge. His guests are Kiri Pritchard Maclean and James Acaster. (S2, E04) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Season 8 The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
02:00Impractical Jokers: Season 8 Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
02:25South Park Fatbeard Cartman hears of all the riches being plundered by the pirates in Somalia, so dons his eye patch and leads a motley crew off to Africa to get in on the act. (S13, E07) 
03:00South Park Dead Celebrities The ghost of Michael Jackson refuses to accept his death, leaving the rest of the recently dead celebrities frustrated in purgatory and poor Ike having ghostly visits! (S13, E08) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Y Tu Junior Tambien When Junior starts dating a very attractive young lady named Cecelia, Cleveland gets green with envy because Junior's one-upped him and suspicious of her motives. (S3, E08) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15My Wife And Kids Graduation (Part 2): Junior finally graduates, and his parents give him a trip to Japan as a gift and as a way to separate Junior and Vanessa, who are planning to move in together... (S3, E27) 
04:35My Wife And Kids From Dummy to Daddy Michael is shocked to learn Junior is going to be a father, and reluctantly gives him a job - only to sack him on his first day for turning up late and working badly. (S4, E01) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.