This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, March 28 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
08:35Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
09:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
09:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
10:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
10:30Just My Luck Film As the luckiest woman in the world, Ashley (Lindsay Lohan) has a wonderful life, This all changes after she kisses a stranger (Chris Pine) at a party. Soon everything turn into a living hell! (2006) 
12:30Mean Girls 2 Film The Plastics are back in the long awaited follow-up to the smash-hit Mean Girls... and now the clique is more fashionable, funny, and ferocious than ever! Can Jo avoid them?! (2011) 
14:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
15:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
15:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
16:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
16:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
17:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
17:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
18:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
19:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
19:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
20:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
20:30Gods of the Game Sporting giant Sir Bradley Wiggins, with comedian Tom Rosenthal, invites real people to take on sporting gods Tim Henman, Joanna Rowsell Shand, and Ben Cohen in surreal contests. (S1, E03) 
21:00The Longest Yard Film Washed-up quarter back (Adam Sandler) ends up in jail after a drunken night, and is ordered to put together an American football team to take on the guards; with Chris Rock and Terry Crews. (2005) 
23:20The Football Factory Film An insight into the gritty life of a bored Chelsea football hooligan (Danny Dyer) who lives for violence, sex, drugs, and alcohol. (2004) 
03:05The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky teaches Karl some interesting facts about animals. Karl offers a misguided theory about evolution then recounts the latest scientific breakthroughs in medicine. (S2, E03) 
03:40The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky shares some interesting animal facts and Karl ponders the role of the brain. His diary explores the curious case of an invisible Chinese man and putting a mirror on the moon. (S2, E04) 
03:10Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar are in Brazil where, under Nish's watchful eye, Joel will train with the 'Xavante' and take part in a punishing relay race like no other. (S1, E05) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys read journal entries from their daughter's diaries, then ask strangers if they should break up with their girlfriends for ridiculous reasons. (S12, E24) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08)