This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, January 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Intern's Eyes Attending at Sacred Heart, J.D. now has to deal with his own interns, Elliot has trouble fitting in at her new hospital, and Turk's trying to get Carla pregnant. Or is he? (S5, E01) 
08:35Scrubs My Rite Of Passage J.D. wants to treat his interns well, but he finds out they laugh at his bad jokes out of fear. Cox needs a break from Jordan and orders her to find friends at work. (S5, E02) 
09:008 Simple Rules Mall in the Family Rory has resorted to selling his stuff on the net to pay his dating expenses, C.J. becomes a "security consultant" at the mall, and Kerry wants to go to Europe. (S2, E17) 
09:308 Simple Rules Let's Keep Going (Part 1): The girls want to break the family holiday tradition and go to the Maeve Festival instead. Cate can't take a break from work, so she orders them to visit grandma. (S2, E18) 
10:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
10:30Friends: Season 8 The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
12:55Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
13:25Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
13:50Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
14:20Friends: Season 9 The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
14:50Friends: Season 9 The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
15:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
16:00The Office (U.S.) Murder When troubling rumours start circulating about Dunder Mifflin, Michael has an unusual way of taking everyone's mind off it. Andy tries to ask Erin out on a date. (S6, E10) 
16:30The Office (U.S.) Shareholders Meeting It's an office outing when the Dunder Mifflin board send Michael a stretch limo to take him to them. Jim takes action when he discovers Ryan is spreading rumours. (S6, E11) 
17:00Friends: Season 9 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
18:00Friends: Season 10 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
18:35Friends: Season 10 The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
19:05Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
19:35Friends: Season 10 The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
20:00Pixels Film When aliens attack the Earth, using video games as the models for their assaults, Sam (Adam Sandler), Will (Kevin James), Ludlow (Josh Gad), and Eddie (Peter Dinklage) must save the world! (2015) 
22:00New: Russell Howard & Mum Russell and his mum Ninette are in Koh Phangan, Thailand to hit the hippy trail - they experience a mass love-in, get wasted on buckets of booze, and Russ is encouraged to discuss sex. (S3, E01) 
23:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Ward vs. Darren Harriott, and Tom Allen vs. Larry Dean. (S3, E01) 
23:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
00:00The Office (U.S.) Murder When troubling rumours start circulating about Dunder Mifflin, Michael has an unusual way of taking everyone's mind off it. Andy tries to ask Erin out on a date. (S6, E10) 
00:30The Office (U.S.) Shareholders Meeting It's an office outing when the Dunder Mifflin board send Michael a stretch limo to take him to them. Jim takes action when he discovers Ryan is spreading rumours. (S6, E11) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is comedian Amanda Seales, talking about her new HBO comedy special "I Be Knowin'". 
01:35South Park White People Renovating Houses Randy and Sharon start a home renovation show that is threatened by Confederate rednecks. Meanwhile, Cartman grows attached to his Amazon Alexa. (S21, E01) 
02:00South Park Put It Down Tweek is freaking everybody out over the North Korea nuke stand-off; could cupcakes be the answer? Cartman throws a wobbly when his attention seeking suicide rants are ignored. (S21, E02) 
02:30South Park Holiday Special It's Columbus Day and Randy is all a fluster; tearing a Columbus statue down and misusing the word "indigenous"! When the kids question his motives, its DNA test time! (S21, E03) 
03:00South Park Franchise Prequel It's time for C**n & Friends to cash-in on the superhero movie/TV craze - but, with the help of Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg, Professor Chaos has other ideas! (S21, E04) 
03:25South Park Hummels & Heroin Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, but what does Stan's grandpa and his old people's home have to do with it? (S21, E05) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Of Lice and Men A lice outbreak at school means Rallo must lop off his beloved Afro, and when the other kids start making fun of him, Junior has his back. (S4, E20) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll Will and Lisa's wedding day looms, with both families preparing for the big day. However, love soon blossoms between other members of each family... (S5, E25) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Burnin' Down the House: Phil becomes nervous when he invites his boss to dinner. Will burns down the kitchen, attempting to cook, so enlists the help of Geoffrey to disguise the accident. (S6, E01) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.