This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, July 4 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Most Ridiculous Adrenaline Junkies Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, the show with the most dumb clips on the internet is back. Adrenaline Junkies features stupid skateboarders, brain dead BMXers and moronic motor-bikers. (S4, E01) 
08:35Most Ridiculous Sports Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, this time Most Ridiculous is bringing you the internet's greatest sporting clips with plenty of balls ups, gym goofballs, and martial arts mugs. (S4, E02) 
09:00Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
09:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
10:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
10:30Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
11:00Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
11:30Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
12:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
12:30Big Momma's House 3 Film After stepson Trent witnesses a murder, FBI agent Malcolm Turner (Martin Lawrence) brings back Big Momma, his plus-size alter ego, to help solve the crime. (2011) 
14:40Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
15:05Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
15:40Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
16:05Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
16:35Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
17:05Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
17:35Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
18:05Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
18:40Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
19:10Hot Pursuit Film An uptight and by-the-book cop (Reese Witherspoon) tries to protect the outgoing widow (Sofía Vergara) of a drug boss as they race through Texas pursued by crooked cops and murderous gunmen. (2015) 
21:00About a Boy Film A lonely kid (Nicholas Hoult) finds a reluctant father figure in a detached bachelor (Hugh Grant) in this heartwarming comedy based on a book by Nick Hornby. With Toni Collette. (2002) 
23:05Lee Evans: The Ultimate Experience We've taken chunks from some of the best live performances from Comedy Central's favourite stage-spinning, sweat-spilling, energy-bursting comedian and thrown them into one huge 'mega-chunk'. Enjoy! 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; Stuart Hall, UKIP, the world's largest jigsaw, stink bombs, fancy-dress pirates, pensioners in space, and a world without cats. (S8, E03) 
02:00South Park Here Comes The Neighbourhood Token is picked on for being rich so decides to market the town as a millionaire's playground - cue Will Smith and Snoop Dogg moving in! Class war follows! (S5, E12) 
02:30South Park Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
03:00South Park The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The gang are desperate to see the Terrance and Phillip trailer (featuring during 'The Russell Crowe Show') but events conspire against them. (S6, E05) 
03:25Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
03:50Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
04:15Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
04:35Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.