This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, April 17 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Decent Proposal Still in the hospital after being shot, Will thinks about his future. He decides to ask Lisa to marry him. (S5, E16) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Is From Mars When Philip notices that Will and Lisa are having regular arguments, he decides to set them up on a course of pre-marital counselling. (S5, E17) 
09:00Fresh Off The Boat Boy II Man Nicole has to repeat eighth grade, much to the delight of Eddie and his classmates. Nicole's dad inspires Louis to try and convince Jessica that they should have a daughter. (S2, E02) 
09:30Fresh Off The Boat Shaquille O'Neal Motors The Huangs are in desperate need of a second vehicle, so Louis takes Jessica to Shaquille O'Neal Motors. Eddie convinces Evan to sell his Beanie Baby collection. (S2, E03) 
10:00Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
10:30Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
11:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
11:30Friends The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
12:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Landlord Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete and Sharon fight back against their landlord when he goes over the edge with the rules for living in the building. (S1, E13) 
12:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and Someone Better Starring Ryan Reynolds. When Berg notices he is no longer first in his class he goes out to find who is so he can psych them out. (S2, E01) 
13:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
13:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
14:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
14:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
15:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
15:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
16:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Vacation Starring Ryan Reynolds. Sharon decides to quit her job but her boss does not want her to and tells her to think it over in Aruba with her friends. (S2, E02) 
16:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Tattoo Starring Ryan Reynolds. Sharon and Berg are annoyed when Pete will not let them meet his new girlfriend. (S2, E03) 
17:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
17:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
18:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
18:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
19:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
19:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Ryan and Simi will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S5, E08) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Harry and Leah will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E07) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features scientific findings that link bacon to cancer and a campaign to explain consent using tea. (S10, E03) 
21:35Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features government surveillance in the UK, plotting cats, and stressed out seven-year-olds. (S10, E04) 
22:00New: The Comedy Bus Joel takes the Comedy Bus to his hometown of Rockhampton in Gloucestershire where he shows his bus mates all the local hot spots. Joel's attention soon turns to his old school band days... (S1, E02) 
22:35Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks Tom Jones, pant throwing and RnB music with a West Country edge. His guests are Kiri Pritchard-Mclean and James Acaster. (S2, E04) 
23:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head against the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. Also features the sexercise bike! 
23:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets pelted with paintballs in the behind-the scenes footage of his magazine cover shoot, and Bam Margera leaps off a bridge and into the water below utilizing a large umbrella. 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks The guys present lousy telemarketing presentations, make odd wishes at a mall fountain, and try to analyse people's dreams on the boardwalk. (S6, E09) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
01:00South Park World War Zimmerman Cartman is having recurring nightmares that depict him as Brad Pitt in World War Z, but it's not zombies he's fighting, and Token is 'patient zero'! Hell breaks loose! (S17, E03) 
01:30South Park Goth Kids 3 - Dawn of the Posers: The Goth kids smell something fishy when their brethren return from Troubled Acres acting all 'emo' - the truth of the matter might just shock them! (S17, E04) 
02:00South Park Taming Strange Baby Ike starts going through puberty, becoming a real pain-in-the-ass to Kyle - maybe an intervention, Yo Gabba Gabba style, will help! Or will Ike's bad boy ways spread? (S17, E05) 
02:30South Park Ginger Cow Cartman's latest prank spins totally out of control, but in a good way - finally there is peace in the Middle East! But why is Kyle eating Cartman's farts and enjoying it?!? (S17, E06) 
03:00South Park Black Friday (1): With the biggest shopping day of the year fast approaching, Wizard Cartman deems it necessary, in a Game of Thrones fashion, to form alliances - the Xbox One shall be his! (S17, E07) 
03:25South Park A Song of Ass and Fire (2): The countdown to Black Friday continues and Cartman's attempts at manipulation grow. But will Stan and Kenny bow to King Cartman before the war? Winter's coming. (S17, E08) 
03:50South Park T*****s and Dragons (3): Randy is rallying the mall staff! Outside the mall, zombie-like masses are restless, and King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny - Black Friday is on! (S17, E09) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Decent Proposal Still in the hospital after being shot, Will thinks about his future. He decides to ask Lisa to marry him. (S5, E16) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Is From Mars When Philip notices that Will and Lisa are having regular arguments, he decides to set them up on a course of pre-marital counselling. (S5, E17) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.