This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, July 7 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Hecks vs. Glossners: The Final Battle: When the Glossners steal Sue's car, the Hecks, along with the Donahues and Bill Norwood, declare an all-out war. (S9, E17) 
08:35The Middle Thank You For Not Kissing Dr. Fulton calls Frankie and Mike into his office to inform them that Brick and Cindy have been making out all over school. (S9, E18) 
09:00Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Pig Trouble in Little Tina Things get spooky when Tina dissects a pig in science class; Bob and Linda battle ear wax. (S10, E04) 
09:30Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Legends of the Mall On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend. (S10, E05) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond Traffic School Robert teaches traffic school to earn some extra cash, but the students disliked his lessons, so he practices his teaching on his family. The initial lesson does not go well. (S2, E21) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond Six Feet Under Ray believes that he is shrinking, and immediately believes he is going through a mid-life crisis. He panics and vastly overanalyses the situation. (S2, E22) 
11:00The King of Queens The Shmenkmans Doug and Carrie are happy with their new friends. But then the Shmenkmans meet Deacon and Kelly and it turns out the two couples have a lot in common. (S2, E18) 
11:30The King of Queens Surprise Artie Doug takes Arthur out for lunch, so Carrie can arrange a surprise birthday party. But Doug runs into some problems with Arthur at the buffet... (S2, E19) 
12:00Fresh Off The Boat How to Be An American During Jessica's U.S. citizenship interview, she reveals shocking details about her past that even Louis was not aware of. (S3, E09) 
12:30Fresh Off The Boat The Best of Orlando When Louis is named "Small Businessman of the Year," Jessica is overflowing with pride and invites everyone they know to join them at the awards ceremony. (S3, E10) 
13:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
13:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
14:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
14:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
15:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
15:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
16:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
16:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
17:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
17:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
18:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
18:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
19:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
19:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
20:00Beetlejuice Film When a deceased couple (Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis) are unsuccessful in scaring away a family that has moved into their old house, they seek the help of a bio-exorcist (Michael Keaton). (1988) 
22:00New: Al Murray's Great British... ...Pub Quiz. Al Murray, aided by Shaun Williamson and guest captains Phill Jupitus and Kerry Godliman, oversees the battle between The George from Lancaster and The Pavilion End from London. (S1, E01) 
23:00New: Al Murray One Man, One Guvnor To celebrate 20 years of embarking on his one man mission to hold back a tide of bottled beer and ninny state nonsense, Al Murray The Pub Landlord brings you this monumental show! 
00:55Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; Stuart Hall, UKIP, the world's largest jigsaw, stink bombs, fancy-dress pirates, pensioners in space, and a world without cats. (S8, E03) 
01:55Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Comedy... ...Central Live. Its comedy at its raunchiest tonight as Kiri joins Comedy Central Live for her very own special. Kiri takes us through her past relationships and 'micro-cheating' on social media. 
02:30Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth: Charlie looks to use Alan's blossoming friendship with Chelsea to his advantage. Meanwhile, Alan takes up a creepy new hobby. (S6, E23) 
02:55Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Baseball Was Better With Steroids Charlie questions his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, all hands on deck as Judith goes into labour! (E6, E24) 
03:20Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
03:45Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
04:10Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
04:35Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.