This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, September 19 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Graduation (Part 2): Junior finally graduates, and his parents give him a trip to Japan as a gift and as a way to separate Junior and Vanessa, who are planning to move in together... (S3, E27) 
08:35My Wife And Kids From Dummy to Daddy Michael is shocked to learn Junior is going to be a father, and reluctantly gives him a job - only to sack him on his first day for turning up late and working badly. (S4, E01) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
10:00Scrubs My Own Personal Hell Elliot gets upset with J.D. when he doesn't defend her, Carla resorts to trickery, and Dr. Cox is stuck caring for one of Dr. Kelso's old, miserable friends. (S5, E14) 
10:30Scrubs My Extra Mile J.D. encourages his colleagues to go the extra mile with their patients - though this could well backfire for him. Meanwhile, Elliot showers Keith with stupid gifts. (S5, E15) 
11:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
11:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
12:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
12:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Fight Face Feeling a little lonely, Lorelai adopts a dog. Luke agrees to repair Lorelai's house, rather than buy the Twykham house. This soon turns into trouble... (S6, E02) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
17:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
17:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
18:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
18:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
19:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
19:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
20:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
20:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The guys attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for an e-mail they're writing. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant. (S11, E05) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How do you attach doll parts to a tire to create the famous Tire Baby? What are the coolest shoes that Murr owns? And why did Q want to join in on Sal's zoo punishment? (S2, E17) 
22:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Joe Lycett vs. Nick Helm and Desiree Burch vs. Daniel Sloss. (S1, E02) 
22:30New: Phil Wang At The Comedy Store Phil Wang hosts this evening's show from the legendary Comedy Store in London. Joining him are the side-splitting Stephen Bailey, the exceptional Huge Davis, and the fabulous Sophie Willan. (S5, E10) 
23:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race The remaining queens were asked by RuPaul to insult each other for a mini-challenge, and the winner was given the authority to assign the line-up for the roast of judge Michelle Visage. (S9, E08) 
00:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! Watch the season 9 queens unwind in the werkroom as they discuss channelling their inner Bianca Del Rio to read each other-plus judges Michelle Visage and Tamar Braxton-to filth. (S9, E08) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
02:00South Park Fat Camp Cartman is sent to fat camp in order to resolve his weight problem but all is not as it seems when he returns skinny. Kenny gets his own TV show where he performs disgusting acts. (S4, E15) 
02:30South Park The Wacky Molestation Adventure Kyle has his parents arrested so he can go to a 'Raging P***ies' show but things get out of hand and it's not long before there are no adults left in town! (S4, E16) 
03:00South Park It Hits The Fan The use of the word 's**t' on a TV show leads to mass profanity in South Park. What does this have to do with The Black Death?! The word 's**t' is used 162 times in this ep! (S5, E01) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Pilot Cleveland and his overweight 14-year-old son say goodbye to Quahog and set out for California. Along the way, Cleveland stops in his old hometown, where he marries Donna Tubbs. (S1, E01) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance Cleveland asks Roberta to accompany him to a daddy/daughter dance at school but his his hopes of establishing a bond are scuppered. (S1, E02) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Hot Tub Lois and Hal clash after Hal purchases a hot tub, Malcolm gets his driver's permit, and Reese steals Dewey's friend. (S5, E10) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida plans to drug and marry a wealthy man, then divorce him and get his money. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced but it then swells up and he must hide it from Lois. (S5, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.