This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, January 22 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Drive-By Elliot worries she's going to ruin her new relationship with Jake, Dr Cox teaches Turk about having a healthy ego, and it's a battle of wits between Kelso and the Janitor. (S4, E24) 
08:35Scrubs My Changing Ways The gang finish their residencies at Sacred Heart. J.D. finds a place of his own, Turk & Carla consider a family change and Elliot receives a job offer. Season 4 finale. (S4, E25) 
09:008 Simple Rules Opposites Attract Night of the Locust (Part 3): Rory has started a blog centring on school rumours and C.J. starts helping him. Bridget tries to get Jeremy to go to the dance. (S2, E15) 
09:308 Simple Rules Daddy's Girl The family therapist convinces Cate to pursue her dream of becoming a singer. C.J. and Jim try to bond at a bar after Jim is dumped by his wife in a letter. (S2, E16) 
10:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
10:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
13:55Friends: Season 9 The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
14:25Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
14:50Friends: Season 9 The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
15:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
16:00The Office (U.S.) Koi Pond Michael has a little accident that he'd rather not share with the office, but what is Jim hiding? Meanwhile, Pam and Andy do some role playing in order to gain clients. (S6, E08) 
16:30The Office (U.S.) Double Date Michael makes a startling discovery when he goes for lunch with Pam, Jim, and Pam's mum. Dwight buying breakfast for everyone has devious undertones. (S6, E09) 
17:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
17:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
18:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
18:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
18:55Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
19:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
19:55Friends: Season 9 The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
20:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
21:00Sex and the City 2 Film While wrestling with the pressures of life, love, and work in Manhattan, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte join Samantha for a trip to Abu Dhabi, where her ex is filming a new movie. (2010) 
00:05The Office (U.S.) Koi Pond Michael has a little accident that he'd rather not share with the office, but what is Jim hiding? Meanwhile, Pam and Andy do some role playing in order to gain clients. (S6, E08) 
00:35The Office (U.S.) Double Date Michael makes a startling discovery when he goes for lunch with Pam, Jim, and Pam's mum. Dwight buying breakfast for everyone has devious undertones. (S6, E09) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:35South Park Fort Collins D***oSchwaggins is shocked to discover the truth behind Gerald's trolling, Randy has trouble with the member berries, and Cartman fears Heidi will discover his dubious past. (S20, E06) 
02:00South Park Oh, Jeez South Park is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the 'Member Berries' unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon. (S20, E07) 
02:30South Park Members Only The President-elect pays South Park a visit and he's got one thing on his mind... revenge. Cartman gets a pang of jealousy, and the Member Berries fiendish plot continues. (S20, E08) 
03:00South Park Not Funny Kyle and Ike rally a panicking South Park to take vengeance on Troll Trace - will President Garrison do their bidding? And Gerald discovers a startling secret at Troll Trace HQ. (S20, E09) 
03:25South Park The End of Serialization as We Know It Kyle and Cartman team up and gather multiple groups to take down the Internet and Troll Trace. Cartman develops precognitive visions of life on Mars. (S20, E10) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Grave Danger Rallo sees what life is like in the hood when he stays at Robert's apartment in East Stoolbend, but when Robert takes off, the youngster is left to buddy up with local toughs. (S4, E19) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love in an Elevator: The guys are throwing a bachelor party for Will. On the way, Will, Carlton, and Jazz get stuck in an elevator. They recall past events for each of them. (S5, E24) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.